Chapter 37 Pulling the tiger skin as a banner

There is a small boat cruising on the vast sea. The owner of the boat seemed very conceited and made a very leisurely appearance.

At this time, a galleon flew from the sea level, rolling up thousands of waves and thousands of waves in the sea, and the momentum was magnificent. Once any light boat hits, it will definitely be crushed to pieces and buried at the bottom of the sea to feed the fish that swallow the boat.

Li Bing stood up with his sword and quickly approached the boat.

Seeing that the momentum was not right, the owner hurriedly turned the head of the boat, trying to avoid the fierce edge of the sailboat.

Li Bing shouted loudly to stop the boat owner and said: "Reverse Dragon, you asked us to meet at sea, why did you want to slip away when you saw me coming? ”

The owner of the boat does not understand the classical Chinese or anything, and the smoke pole fights. Hurriedly and slyly said, "Where is the owner of the boat throwing something? I am adjusting the bow of the boat to test the direction of the wind." After the owner of the boat had said this, he simply quit the oar, and wanted to plunge into the sea, trying to overturn the sailboat from under the water.

Seeing this, Li Bing knew that his intentions were sinister, so he hurriedly stopped it, deliberately slashed his sword and said: "The Dragon King is a hero of the world, why do you want to abandon the boat and run away now, wouldn't it be a shame to set up a lifetime of fame." ”

When the owner of the boat heard this, he was quite proud, and said: "You think that I am a small boat, and I am frightened when I see your big boat? ”

Li Bing said: "You are trying to come to a vicious trick, which is dishonorable and unsightly. I think you are also the Dragon King, the king, we Mingren don't come to fight in secret. ”

Ao Wei really hit the trap and said: "Mingdou is Mingdou." By all means, this king doesn't really want to do underwater work, it's too hard and too tiring. ”

Li Bing looked down on Ao from a strategic point of view, and said: "Then again, except for the cumbersome physical work of capsizing the boat from underwater, you don't have anything to do, so it's better to be obedient to the Taishou." "Li Bing boy, you think so naïve, so bad, submit to you, it's okay, when you break my boat, it's not too late to submit to you." "The owner of the boat does not sell Li Bing's account.

Li Bing didn't even look at the owner's boat, and said: "Hey, hey, your small boat, really like a bamboo leaf, fluttering lightly, the waves hitting the waves, turning over when you say it, there is no certainty." Ao Rebellion, you are too self-conscious. ”

As soon as Ao Wei heard that Li Bing looked down on his own baby boat so much, without saying a word, he stabbed the boat at Li Bing's sailboat like a sword, so calm and powerful, and changed the situation that it was as light as a bamboo leaf. If the arrows of this ship are usually pierced, there will definitely be a hole in the water for the sailboat.

Seeing this, Li Bing wanted to divert Ao Rebell's attention, so he deliberately shouted like this: "Reverse Dragon, don't run away, what kind of pediatrics do you want to play?"

Ao Wei felt that he was being looked down upon by Li Bing, so he hurriedly corrected his name and said: "This light boat of the lonely family is not a pediatric mile, and there are large articles in the boat." The owner retorted.

In this way, the sword boat that was charging was hit by Li Bing's words, and it flashed its strength, and it became a swinging and lethal boat. This is another classic example of a good use of soldiers, four or two thousand pounds. At this moment, Ao Shun shouted that he was deceived, it was too late, and scolded: "Li Bing, Lao Tzu has fallen for your trick again." "What kind of trick did you fall for?" Li Bing pretended not to know.

Ao Wei pretended to be unlucky, and scolded angrily: "**Damn, I really know how to pretend to be paste······" Hey, hey, don't shrew scolding the streets, saying foul language, what the, please use civilized language, the king of water, how to set an example for your subjects. “

Li Bing cut off Ao Wei's grumbling. Ao Wei knew that he was wrong, and he had no choice but to continue to complain: "You used devilish language to mislead my attention and make Ben Longjun's ship-breaking plan fail. Got you bargaining again. ”

Li Bing immediately denied it: "That's because your skills are not enough." The cook is stupid, and the strange knife is blunt. “

Ao Shun and self-deprecation are boring, but fortunately, his psychological tolerance is quite strong, and he can still say from himself, and he can still decompress himself, and said: "It doesn't matter, I will find another fighter, as long as my precious boat is intact, this dragon king will have the foundation of victory." “

Li Bing sneered: "It's just a small boat, what a way to say! Bluff, walk at night, whistle, and be courageous." The boat owner showed off his treasure: "Don't underestimate my small boat, I have a lot of background." ”

Li Bing was a little curious and asked, "What's the origin?" Let's talk about it, with a wide range of knowledge, shouldn't it be used to scare three-year-old children again?" ”

The owner of the boat said very proudly: "Back then, the king of this dragon paid tribute to the queen mother's Yaochi for a thousand years of red coral, and this king used this boat to transport it. The Queen Mother was very happy, in order to commend this boat for its speed and dexterity, and gave the name of the fishing boat outside the coral island, and it was an honor to be given the name of the boat by the Queen Mother of the West. ”

Li Bing first affirmed this point: "The name of the fishing boat outside Coral Island is quite beautiful and poetic. But you risk insulting its glorious history. ”

Ao was anxious: "Li Xiao'er, don't talk nonsense, the lonely family cherishes this hard-won glory very much, how could I insult its glorious history, I have to bear historical responsibility for saying this." ”

Li Bing said: "Ao Shun, this Taishou is a responsible Great Qin official, and he must be responsible for speaking." Ben Taishou is well-founded. ”

The owner of the boat did not accept this, saying, "What evidence do you have that the lonely family will dishonor the glory of the Queen Mother's name?" It's just nonsense, nonsense, madman. “

Li Bing is not angry, and his self-cultivation is very good, which is the basic quality of an official. Because he said: "Ao Yi, you show off your tribute to the thousand-year-old red coral, and the queen mother has given the name of the fishing boat outside the coral island, which puts the queen mother in an unrighteous position, which in itself insults its brilliance. “

Li Bing's upper line frightened Ao Wei: "How did the lonely family put the queen mother in an unrighteous situation? This is a matter of principle, and you must make it clear to the lonely family." If you can get rid of it, you can get rid of it, if you can't get rid of it, you won't be able to get rid of it today!"

Li Bing replied like this: "Your Majesty the Dragon King, two lines of words are omitted here. ”

Ao Shun's ass was crooked: "You have an iron mouth, it's good to call Li Tiezui." ”

Li Bing said: "This is not a question of iron or not, this is your Dragon King's agreement, the communication." Presenting facts and reasoning is the communication. “

Ao Shun is also a cow, holding on to the name: "No matter what others think, anyway, this name is the pride and pride of our dragon clan." ”

"What's so great about this, it's just a name. Li Bing said contemptuously.

But the owner of the boat said with great pride, "The name of the Queen Mother is precious, but it is even more precious······

A hoarse voice suddenly warned urgently: "King, the secret of heaven must not be leaked!"

Ao Yi asked rhetorically: "Why?" The dragon king was going to continue to show off, but he was flashed.

The hoarse voice solemnly warned again: "There will be a catastrophe!"

Li Bing asked in a rows-on manner: "Ao Rebellious, who are you talking nonsense with, wanting to lie and deceive the world, what is more precious, let's hear it." "Don't say it, you can't say it!" A hoarse voice pleaded.

Li Bing asked: "Ao Shun, why are you dumb?"

Ao Yi kept his mouth shut: "I won't say it, it's good for you to die if I say it." "That's not necessarily, say it and try it to find out if it's a baby?"

Ao Wei thought that Li Bing was right, and tried to ignore the warning of the invisible Taoist, so he said: "The queen mother lit the boat and became an all-powerful unsinkable boat, if you hadn't hit the waist of the divine power just now, the sword ship would definitely poke a hole in the sailboat and swing it." ”

"It's scary!" Li Bing didn't know whether he was sincere or sarcastic.

"Li Bing boy, don't be sour, I'll immediately turn Xiaozhou into a Baige joint venture, what can you do?"

As soon as Ao Wei's words fell, a huge battalion of 100 warships appeared on the sea, and the mighty formation was really magnificent. Ao Wei stood on the handsome ship and was not majestic: "Li Bing boy, you have the ability to break this impregnable 100-ship joint venture." ”

Li Bing looked at the formation of the 100-ship joint venture, the black pressure was overwhelming, the sea and sky line no longer existed, and it was blocked by the 100-ship joint venture, it was really an indestructible castle.

Ao rebelled and waved the handsome flag, approaching Li Bing's sailboat like a mountain and a sea, and there was really a tendency of Mount Tai to the top.

When Li Bing saw the joint venture of enemy ships, he was overjoyed: "Okay! Ao Shun is coming." ”

Ao Rebellious's Baige joint venture is getting closer and closer, and Ao Reyi is overjoyed: "Li Bing is here!

Li Bing looked very calm and said, "It's here in a moment! Don't cry." After finishing speaking, Li Bing immediately prayed to the West and said: "General Vulcan, borrow you an arrow to divine fire." ”

The Vulcan General immediately appeared in the clouds and replied, "Li Taishou, the Divine Fire is coming." "I saw a divine fire with an arrow and a bow coming down from the sky.

Li Bing took the bow and arrows, thanked the god of fire, and was about to launch the divine fire.

Ao Yi was shocked when he saw this, knowing that once the divine fire burned the ship, it would definitely burn the company camp. Ao Shun was so frightened that the dragon's beard trembled, the dragon's face turned pale, and he hissed and roared with all his might: "Withdraw, withdraw, withdraw!" The Baige joint venture turned into nothing. I saw Ao Wei standing on the rickety boat, extremely embarrassed.

It turns out that this Baige joint venture is just a fantasy of the left demonic arts, and it will turn into ashes when it encounters divine fire

Li Bing said calmly: "Ao Yi, your boat has become a company camp, and it is not as magical as you say, but Er'er, you said so much nonsense just now, in fact, you want to pull the tiger skin as a banner, who are you fooling?"

The owner of the boat was furious: "You are disrespectful to the Queen Mother, and you will be punished!"

Li Bing said: "Don't scare me, Ben Taishou is not scared." ”

The owner of the boat also despised Li Bing's sailboat, and said: "It's not that this king looks down on you, what is the origin of your broken sailboat?"

Li Bing was very calm, and said lightly: "This county guards this ship, there is no such scary history, it is just an ordinary sailing boat, it is very convenient, fast as flying." ”

The owner of the boat was not convinced: "Can you be faster than the apes on both sides of my strait who can't stop crying and snap their fingers at the light boat that has passed the heavy mountains?"

Li Bing smiled: "Reverse Dragon, I didn't expect you to have a few points of ink, and you actually played with poetic things." Do you know what my ship is called?"

The reverse dragon glanced at Li Bing and his galleon, and shook his head in a daze.

Li Bing said: "This county guards this ship, drives the long wind and travels thousands of miles, and hangs straight to the clouds and sails to the sea." What a momentum?"

The owner of the boat said in disbelief: "It's pure." ”

Li Bing was not angry, and said: "If you don't believe it, try it, but if you have words first, you deserve to knock over the boat that is blocking the way!"

The reverse dragon's mouth was not soft, and he said: "My boat is also known as a hundred jumps in the waves, and it can't be overturned." ”

Li Bing took the lead: "There is no boat in the world that cannot be overturned!"

"My ship is an all-powerful and unsinkable aircraft carrier. "The reverse dragon is very confident" is energetic again, so let's try again. Li Bing said that he would start the sailboat.

The reverse dragon stood at the head of the rickety boat, blinking stupidly at the dragon's eyes, three circles to the left and three circles to the right, searching for what words to say to comfort his own heart. After a while, he finally said: "This king wants to truce for a while, and then continue to fight wits with you." ”

Li Bing meditated for a long time and said: "It's okay, this county guard is lenient and willing, so that you can lose convincingly, and spare you for the time being." ”

The owner of the boat thought: "A hero does not suffer immediate losses, he can stretch and bend, and he is a true hero, and he is the best plan." ”

Li Bing scolded: "Reverse the dragon, what tricks are you playing?" "The reverse dragon deliberately sets up suspense, makes you think hard and meditates, and consumes your energy and physical strength.

Li Bing said to himself: "I'll brake quietly." ”

The owner of the boat didn't say a word, and shook the boat away in a panic.

When Li Bing saw that the dragon had fled, he did not chase him, and let him go for the time being, and then set sail back to his home to wait for work.