Chapter 0530: Longing Detective
Sun Wukong appeared in a flash and shouted: "Congratulations to Chang'e Niangniang! You have successfully reached Elysium!"
I'm ignorant, it's Elysium, it's not a piece of bullshit, doesn't it mean that people are dead, and they're completely liberated when they come here? Why is it so desolate?
Sun Wukong is very experienced, and said: "The so-called Elysium is extremely happy! It is a world imagined by Westerners; they don't have such great ability to come here at all, even if the dead souls only fly to one percent, they ......will disperse." Then, we must have come again in vain, and the tattered old man, even if he dies, he will not be able to fly here. Mobile
The voices of several women came from afar: "Husband, wait for us ......"
Everyone looked back, it was the matchmaker, Wan Lisa, and Silly Red Mom.
Chang'e is jealous again! What she hates the most is the stupid red mother, and she also calls her husband stupidly; she really plays the piano indiscriminately! Doesn't she have a husband at home? I don't know what she is doing here to fool around?
Sun Wukong bent his left hand, blocked the fiery eyes, looked around for a while, and said: "There are really ghosts here;
If the old man is brought here by the white clouds, he doesn't have to take a rocket like we did......
Isn't it said that it won't be dark here......? You can also faintly hear the sound of "woo".
It's not an owl anyway, this guy doesn't call it that, and I just found out in the Netherworld that all ghosts do...... Since Elysium is in heaven, it must be connected to the earth, otherwise it would not be one in heaven and one on earth......
Chang'e does not object to this statement: "There is also a moon in the underworld, and she must go down to inspect it often, otherwise, we will never know each other; at that time, I don't know if it was pretended, it looked so cute!"
When Sun Wukong got this information, he turned his head down and shouted from afar: "Chang'e Niangniang, my grandson ......will come when he goes."
We all have invisible eyes and night eyes, but Silly Red Mom doesn't, there is night in the sky, and I can see vaguely, so I come to my side and hold my arm tightly......
What's the matter? Chang'e jumped up and pointed at her nose and scolded: "Cheap woman! Is there a mistake? Your official master is my husband, don't approach casually; otherwise, Wu Gang's sword will not recognize people......
Silly Hong's mother was also scared, hiding, hiding behind Wan Lisha and saying: "Chang'e must not have touched a man for several years; if she was a virgin, she would have had a single thought disease a long time ago, and she died without being cured......
Wan Lisa hated Chang'e the most, and she didn't dare to squeak, and the two of them seemed to have become the same fate, holding the hand of the silly red mother tightly and saying, "We have to be patient;
Chang'e will always have a time to sleep, and then it will be our world!"
Chang'e didn't seem to hear it, so she stared back at me and asked, "Husband, is there a tattered old man?" you can't see ghosts during the day, but they are everywhere at night; Elysium has been established for a long time after all! Only capable ghosts can fly here!"
I finally remembered that I heard that my son, who was pointy, had also come to Elysium, and I didn't know if he was here.
Chang'e is not interested at all, and he is not his own son, what are you looking for him?
Of course, I won't listen to Chang'e, and shouted at the top of my voice: "Sharp head, where are you? Dad is looking for you......"
A large number of ghosts flashed out, lined up to look at me and said, "He has too much fire on him, it's not my father!"
The more Chang'e listened, the more strange she became, and asked, "Are you all pointy?"
What else do you ask? At a glance, you can see that all the heads are pointed, although they are different, there are always pointy places......
I had to explain: "You guys don't stand in line; the pointed head is not only pointy, but it's also called the pointed head." ”
Many ghosts "whined" and said, "We're screaming, otherwise how would we know you're calling us?"
"Oh my God! It's the first time I've seen so many pointed heads, and at that time I said that Sister Feng had a brain problem and gave her child such an ugly name, but she said that it was taken by her master, and I still don't know who her master is?"
The pointed head pointed to his nose and asked, "Am I not human?"
Chang'e was annoyed when she heard this, staring at me and arguing loudly: "Will Sun Wukong's words be false......?
I remember Chang'e said that she had come, how could she be so confused, she should have recognized it at a glance!
Chang'e didn't want to look at me more, let alone answer the matchmaker, Wan Lisha, and Silly Hongma? These women are really shameless, openly robbing their husbands by their side, and they have already told them that our marriage has been approved by the Jade Emperor; the result is useless at all, and in the end it is still touched; she moved her gaze to a taller pointed face and asked, "Why is this place so deserted?"
The taller pointed head glanced around and said, "Look—there are people everywhere, just now it was dawn, and they have been invisible, and these people have been here for a long time, and none of them dare to enter the Three Temples." ”
"The Three Temples, I've heard of it for the first time, what is it like?"
The taller pointed head introduced in front of me: "Actually, the people who can come to this place, the Dharma is almost in place - only one step away from attaining the right result; I didn't expect to ascend to heaven at the most critical moment, in order to realize this wish, people keep flying, and many of them are killed on the way; they are either swept away by the wind, or they fly in the wrong direction, and they will never come......
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It's a long way to Elysium! Even the matchmaker, Wan Lisa, and Silly Red Mom almost disappeared, "So, why do you have so many pointed heads?"
According to the introduction of the taller pointed tip: "We all came here to meet, if I want to be older, I will naturally become the boss, and the second and third will be ranked to 10,000 in order, and the tip will increase unabated......
Chang'e is not interested in this, my son has a pointed head, she has never seen it, and besides, he was not born by herself, so it doesn't matter if he is pointed or not......
Since we are husband and wife, we should care about each other. However, she is such a person, she can't rub the slightest sand in her eyes.
With a "whoosh", Sun Wukong landed in front of Chang'e and shouted: "Niangniang, I just went to the Netherworld to check, there are a lot of tattered old men, but I don't know what their names are?"
Chang'e had no choice but to move her gaze to my face and ask, "I don't know how to solve the case without knowing the name?"
I was so stupid at the time! I just knew that he was the informant, so I didn't ask for my name, in case he really had a ...... with his daughter-in-law That brings us to the crux of the case......
Chang'e had no choice but to spread out her helpless hand and say: "In the future, to solve the case, first ask the family to report the name, and then, a little interrogation, looking for clues......"
She seems to be better than me to solve cases, and she can be my teacher, what else is she going to be a daughter-in-law? Fortunately, she has no children; otherwise, I don't know how much older than me? The more I thought about it, the more depressed I became, and I turned around and asked Sun Wukong: "What is the Three Temples?"
Sun Wukong saw that the two of us were arguing, and he didn't know what to say, so he threw out a sentence by the way: "Follow me!"
What exactly are the Three Sages? Aren't Elysium all dead people? How can there be Three Sages......
Sun Wukong flew in front, flashed to the gate, and shouted from afar: "Hurry up!"
Chang'e held my hand tightly and was silent, I don't know if you have been to the Three Temples?
The matchmaker took the initiative to introduce: "Husband, I have also heard it; only when people die, those who have attained the Dharma can ascend to heaven and come to Elysium; everyone is equal and carefree, what do you want, what do you want? Living in a peaceful and happy time, it is as beautiful as a dream!"
I had to ask, "Can people still ascend to heaven when they are dead?"
Chang'e knows about Elysium about the same as I do, and she doesn't know anything. So, why did she say that she had been here - if Hou Yi had come to the same level, wouldn't he have become an immortal a long time ago?
Chang'e has an opinion on this, and has to explain it; Hou Yi is not an immortal; it's just that the curved bow is very magical, it is said that the Jade Emperor released nine suns to burn the earth, and eight were shot down by his curved bow, and only one remains, which may be the husband of the moonlight Niangniang; they are not together now, I don't know how many years have been awkward, and they are still like this......
We were at it in a flash, and there was a gate that anyone who was not blind could see, and on it were three very large letters that read "Three Temples." ”
(End of chapter)
Immortal Dao Saint Venerable