Chang'e was about to go crazy! Jumping up and down and pointing at the tip of Lisa's nose and scolding: "Little goblin! As long as I'm here, don't try to touch your husband." Although the Queen Mother approves of your marriage, I cannot accept it in my heart, and you better die, or the pain will be with you forever......"

After Lisha was scolded so much that she didn't dare to say a word, or would the matchmaker observe her words and quietly drag her aside to wipe her tears......

Now that Chang'e has the upper hand, I can't say anything: "The palms and backs of my hands are all meat!" women are much the same, but as Chang'e said, the key is the breath, and if Wanlisha continues to retain the smell of flowers, then it may become my favorite. ”

I once heard that the emperor also relies on taste to identify women, not how much ability a concubine has, which can make the emperor favored......!

Chang'e can't be compared with a woman like Lisa anyway; although people have no status, who doesn't want a woman like a flower; beautiful appearance, which makes people think sleeplessly......

At this time, Chang'e's anger has not subsided, and she has been staring with her eyes, and inexplicably there are two more women, if she returns to Guanghan Palace, it will immediately become the world of the two of them......

Wu Gang also saw the problem, and lowered his voice and whispered into Chang'e's ear......

Sun Wukong could hear the cry of "oops" and didn't say anything......

I didn't expect this guy to keep it a secret......

Speaking of Sun Wukong, it is indeed reassuring! Zhu Bajie has never been crooked in carrying such a beautiful daughter-in-law in Gao Laozhuang; there are also fairies from the sky, I don't know who is who? Three or five groups of people tease Zhu Bajie -- Sun Wukong saw it, and he was not greedy; such a person is trustworthy and will not attack my wives......

After tossing for a long time, Sun Wukong shouted: "Master Rabbit, come with me, I will definitely be able to get that tattered old man back!" As soon as he finished speaking, he didn't wait, and flew away with his legs alone......

Everyone knows that Sun Wukong can turn 108,000 miles with a heel fight, even if I dodge, I can't reach this speed, and there are several women behind me. For example, Chang'e, matchmaker, Wan Lisha, Silly Hongma, etc., plus Wu Gang - and the village girl didn't come, it doesn't count......

All the people didn't count in their hearts, where to find the tattered old man, remember to disappear into the white cloud space. At that time, Erlang God had not yet renovated Phoenix Mountain, and legend has it that this was the second time it had been renovated......

In order to suppress the bandits, Phoenix Mountain was sent by the King of Tota to sweep with a laser, burned into a scorched earth, or Erlang God to renovate; the second time I blew up the dilapidated prison and caused a fire, burning most of the forest in Phoenix Mountain, it was also a god of Erlang......

From this point of view, Phoenix Mountain is full of disasters and difficulties, it is too far away from the palace, and it is reluctant to throw it away.

That's how it dragged down......

With a "whoosh", Sun Wukong flew back, opened his teeth and claws and said: "My old grandson turned around a lot, and I didn't find the tattered old man, how tattered it is, is it that the clothes and pants are all big holes?"

My mind was at a loss, and I didn't know where to look, so I had to look back at Lisa......

Needless to say, she knew in her heart, and after thinking about it, she replied: "If the old man is a beggar, he should look for it along the garbage heap; anyway, he should look at the place where there is a garbage can; if not, he should consider where his family lives."

There is nothing wrong with this, and the matchmaker does not make important speeches, and Chang'e only wants to be happy with her husband, and she takes these things very lightly......

Sun Wukong disappeared with a fight, and he didn't discuss with me where to go, what if we found the tattered old man?

Chang'e proposed to go to the tattered old man's house to see, he was a lonely old man, helpless, where else could he go?

At that time, I didn't know the matchmaker and the stupid red mother, they were all later, Wu Gang and Chang'e were together, and they also didn't know anything......

We were there in a flash, and the place was all green meadow, and there were a few large trees—the thatched hut that the old man had built out of trunks and branches was long gone......

So, what about the tattered old man? Silly Red Mother didn't come to make an idea, only Chang'e could find a way to stabilize my heart. With a wave of his big hand, the round mirror flashed out, magnified five times, and wrote the words of the tattered old man on it with his hand, and then shouted: "Search for ......"

This is also fresh, everyone is staring closely, a burst of mountains and rivers pass in front of them, more and more small dots, and when the landscape moves, the dots get bigger and bigger, and become tattered old men......

There are all kinds of things! Just as people say, as they say, as tattered as they want! They are uglier than big frogs, their teeth are all gone, and their skins are all sunken in......

There are also people whose hair is whiter than paper, and they hold fitness swords, and they compare and stroke, as if their kung fu is very high; I can't even eat......

Chang'e asked me to find the rotten old man who reported the crime, I have seen the fire eye, although it can't catch up with Sun Wukong's fire eye, but it is also from the volcano to the furnace, not necessarily worse than his - these tattered old men are not, what should I do?

So, I had to move the picture again to bring the mountains and rivers closer, but I still didn't find ......

Wan Lisha asked a key question: "Will the old man die?

As soon as she mentioned Elysium, she remembered Qingxiu, she tried her best to fly, but she didn't fly, so she came back helplessly and said, "Husband, it's too far! Maybe I won't be able to fly in my life!"

Chang'e was interested

He said, "Where have I been, they are all ghosts and gods, all of them are stupid and stupid, like they have been drugged, they make people laugh yellow, and they are still laughing; are they completely demented, and they can't figure it out?"

The matchmaker finally found an opportunity to speak, and casually shouted: "Chang'e, can you take us to have a look? What if the tattered old man is here? Then the case doesn't have to be solved!"

Wan Lisa also said that it was a good idea and worth trying......

Chang'e shouted at the round mirror: "Search for Sun Wukong!"

The round mirror flashed, and Sun Wukong appeared in the mirror, facing Chang'e and shouting: "Niangniang, my grandson has searched everywhere, or not?"

Chang'e just said casually, "We're going to Elysium?"

Sun Wukong didn't fly from the round mirror at all, a heel fight, and then disappeared; there was no dubbing of "snort", and he didn't even hear a "whoosh", just ......

Chang'e tugged at the edge of the mirror with her hand, flashed it, turned into a long rocket, sat on it and said, "Husband sits in front of me, Wu Gang sits behind me, and the matchmaker, Wan Lisa, and Silly Hong's mother arrange their own ......."

Of course, I have an opinion; as soon as the rocket flies, people fall backwards; Chang'e didn't naturally enter Wu Gang's arms; I don't know what this arrangement means? Could it be that Chang'e really can't hold back and wants to eat wild grass indiscriminately?

Anyway, no one cares about my feelings, Chang'e means, don't let me get close to the woman behind me, and can't move casually......

Everyone sat on it and laughed vigorously, and they were about to go to Elysium, which many people could never have dreamed of, but now it was going to become a reality......

Chang'e shouted: "Set sail!"

White smoke came out of the rocket butt first, it felt very hot, and the body moved, "rushed", and put it into the sky......

Sure enough, one fell on the body of one, and it took half a day to sit upright...... Damn Wu Gang, take advantage of it! I wonder if the breath on Chang'e's body was inhaled into his nostrils? I must be going to dream of spring and autumn at night......

I really want to slap Wu Gang in the face and slap him hard, but it's really depressing that Chang'e won't let me do this......

The rocket flew for a while, and the butt fell off, and the matchmaker, Wan Lisa, and Silly Red Mom flashed a glance and disappeared......

Now only me, Chang'e and Wu Gang are left, I don't know if Chang'e did it on purpose, obviously the rocket's butt is very hot, and it doesn't fall out of nowhere......

I finally couldn't help but shout, "Stop!"

With a "whoosh", the rocket threw us high, and we flew farther and farther, and after a while we were out of sight......

What the hell is going on? A broken rocket is too tricky, it should take us to Elysium before throwing it?

(End of chapter)

Immortal Dao Saint Venerable