Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Bastard's Anti-Routine
Lu Haoran lowered his head and didn't speak, but it seemed that he didn't dare to make an appointment.
If you wait any longer, Xiaoyanzi will have to go offline, so Su Zelin can only go out in person.
Open Tang Yan's QQ dialog box.
is very handsome at the age of one: "Little swallow, it's hot today, please invite my brother to drink milk tea [lick your tongue]"
Lu Haoran was stunned.
Can it still be so straightforward?
You don't need a prelude, you just get straight to the point.
He couldn't help but ask, "Zelin, shouldn't we greet her first?" And we were going to invite her to drink milk tea, why did we let her invite us instead? ”
"You know what?"
Su Zelin snorted: "Mouse, let me tell you, the more you chat with your friends, the more you don't need meaningless nonsense!" ”
"Like, 'Hi', 'Are you there?' Or something, it will only shorten the distance! ”
"As for why she asked to ask, this is called the first strike, I suddenly popped out such a sentence, Xiaoyanzi will definitely not be happy, and then we invite her upside down, she will naturally be very happy, it is impossible to refuse!"
As soon as the words fell, the short-haired purple avatar moved.
Little Swallow: "Why is it hot for me to invite you to drink milk tea [staring]"
Lu Haoran's capitalized clothes.
I talked to Xiaoyanzi just now, and she didn't reply for a long time.
Sure enough, it's a technical problem, the posture is wrong!
Replace it with Zelin, and you have everything under control.
is very handsome at the age of one: "Just because we are friends, is it difficult to invite friends to drink milk tea?" Don't you see me as a friend? Could it be that our three-year deep friendship is not as good as a small cup of milk tea? ”
The soul asked three questions, Su Zelin Zhenzhen was reasonable.
Take the path of a woman, so that a woman has no way out.
Little Swallow: "Phew, don't talk like a sister iron rooster, don't I invite you to drink soda for a week?" ”
is very handsome at the age of one: "You lost the bet, it doesn't count!" ”
Xiaoyanzi: "Anyway, I've been invited, if you want to drink milk tea now, you have to invite it, and besides, you're a boy [knock on the head]"
He was very handsome at the age of one: "What's wrong with boys, do boys have to suffer by nature?" Chill the breath! Don't you always say that men and women are equal, how can this be unequal! ”
Tang Yan has a slight tendency to box, but fortunately, her skills are not very deep.
And boxing is useless to Su Zelin, the bastard knows too much about anti-routines.
Xiaoyanzi: "I don't care, anyway, you should invite this time!" ”
No matter how powerful Tang Yan's mouth is, she still has to bow down in front of Su Zelin's three-inch incorruptible tongue, and she can't say it, she just spilled it.
"In short", "I don't care" and "anyway" are all necessary common sentences for women to make trouble unreasonably, and Xiaoyanzi knows the essence well.
It's a pity that she didn't realize that she had fallen into the bastard's hook and was led by the nose by the other party.
is very handsome at the age of one: "You women just like duplicity, don't talk to me about any bullshit next time, men and women are equal, otherwise I will be in a hurry with you!" Alas, after all, my brother carried everything alone, this time I will reluctantly invite you to have a drink, while I am free today, I will wait, and I will not wait for the expiration date! ”
Little Swallow: "Yes, it's time for you to please [Scissorhands]"
One year old is very handsome: "Me and the mouse, you can call it a partner, say okay first, only girls [cheap smile]"
Xiaoyanzi: "I can still ask a boy to rub your milk tea, wait a minute, I'll borrow a phone from the network manager and ask Shiqing if she's free!" ”
is very handsome at the age of one: "Ma slip, brother's time is very precious!" ”
Little Swallow: "Yes, I know that you Su Da has a lot of opportunities!" ”
It doesn't take long for a while.
Little Swallow: "Shiqing is at home, say yes!" ”
One year old is very handsome: "OK, then it's so pleasant to say it's decided, I'm down, see you in the ice beauty!" ”
At the end of the conversation with Xiaoyanzi, Su Zelin spit out a smoke ring, hiding his merit and fame.
"Mouse, have you learned?"
"Learned!"
Lu Haoran gave a thumbs up.
Originally, it was a matter of asking a girl, especially an angry girl, who was quite passive, but she was taken the initiative by her good friend.
Xiaoyanzi didn't realize that she was trapped, and she was happy, feeling that she had taken advantage.
It's a tall position, as tall as a few floors!
Why don't I do the same next time?
Uh, forget it, I'm not Zelin after all.
……
Ice Beauty, a long-established ice drink shop in Jianglan City.
"Remember, mouse, remember not to mention that incident later, and don't show any sorry meaning, in short, you should drink, you should talk, just act as if nothing happened, at most, be attentive, just help get milk tea, everyone has a good time, and the unpleasant things will naturally pass!"
Su Zelin followed the advice, lest Lu Haoran do anything bad.
"Then when it's time to leave, I'll fool you into paying for it......"
When he said this, Lu Haoran was puzzled.
"Uh, Zelin, why are you fooling, I was going to pay for it!"
"Mouse, you are so stupid, I am pretending to fool you, I originally invited, but it became you to pay, Xiaoyanzi will definitely not be able to see it and speak for you, but you insist on paying, in this way, the contradiction is transferred, and your image of Weiguangzheng is also erected."
Su Zelin patiently explained.
The honest man suddenly said: "So that's the case, but in this way, if you become a bad person, won't Xiaoyanzi be angry with you?" ”
"It's okay, I'm a bad person, it doesn't matter, what's more, I don't have much time to make Xiaoyanzi angry, and in the end we're not good friends?"
Su Zelin said with a smile.
Lu Haoran said in his heart, Su Zelin is often angry with Xiaoyanzi, but it will pass after a while.
"Anyway, Zelin, I've really wronged you."
"Hey, why are you talking about this, women are like clothes, brothers are like siblings, who asked me to Su someone to value friends and light sex, righteousness and thin clouds!"
These words touched the little cutie very much.
Although Zelin was a little muddy, he really didn't have anything to say to his friends.
"They're here, rats, remember to act when the opportunity comes!"
Sure enough, Qin Shiqing and Tang Yan walked into the ice drink shop with a smile.
Little Swallow had to wait for her sister and dragged on for a while.
"Shiqing, little swallow, you're here!"
Lu Haoran hurriedly took the initiative to say hello.
The smile on Little Swallow's face cooled for a moment, and she didn't answer, and her head was twisted to the side.
Qin Shiqing was keenly aware of the change in her mood, and couldn't help but feel a little strange.
Did Lu Haoran annoy Little Swallow?
He has such a good temper, he shouldn't be!
Su Zelin often does this, but since Xiaoyanzi promised to come out to drink milk tea, it was still Zelin's appointment, which means that there is no problem between them.
After thinking about it for a while, I understood why.
If there is no accident, it should be due to the incident that his childhood sweetheart gave Lu Haoran to popularize science.
Qin Shiqing didn't think there was anything, since she helped Su Ma do the cleaning, cleaned up Su Zelin's house, and turned out a few colorful VCD discs under this kid's bed, she has a high tolerance for this kind of thing.
So Qin Shiqing just smiled and said, "I'm sorry, you've been waiting for a long time." ”
"It's okay, we're ......"
"We waited less than twenty minutes."
Su Zelin interrupted Lu Haoran's words and hurriedly said.
Uh, didn't we just arrive?
The honest man was puzzled again.
His friend claimed that Xiaoyanzi would definitely wait for Qin Shiqing, but he couldn't come so fast, and he spent ten more minutes on the net, and he urged him several times before he got off the plane and entered the ice drink shop, and his butt was not hot yet, so it didn't take more than five minutes.
"You guys are really good, if you don't say it, you will get off the plane and come over immediately, and you have to play a big name if you kindly invite a friend to drink a cup of milk tea, right!"
Su Zelin slapped the table.
It's still the anti-customer-oriented one.
As long as a woman feels guilty in her heart, she will naturally be embarrassed to get angry.
As for them, they waited three minutes.
Three minutes is indeed less than 20 minutes!
There's nothing wrong with that!
"I'm so sorry, Little Swallow just waited for me to come so late!"
Qin Shiqing took the initiative to take the pot.
"Su Zelin, Shiqing came out of the house, she can't fly, you are boys, what's wrong with waiting a little longer, it's so stingy!"
While explaining, Xiaoyanzi's face was obviously more relaxed.
Su Zelin didn't speak.
I've pretended to be here with a black face, and it's time for the white face to come out next.
"Zelin, people didn't mean it, there was a reason for it, besides, Xiaoyanzi's words also make sense, we are boys, it's okay to wait a little longer?"
Lu Haoran played a round road.
"Okay, well, since the rats say so, then I'll forgive you!"
Su Zelin waved generously.
As soon as the two compared it like this, Xiaoyanzi suddenly felt that Lu Haoran was much more pleasing to the eye.
"Look what you want to drink, lady first."
Lu Haoran respectfully followed the instructions of Su Zelin, the dog-headed military advisor, and handed the drink list to the two girls.
"Milk tea, vanilla!"
"I want chocolate!"
Qin Shiqing and Tang Yan quickly made a decision.
It turns out that Little Swallow likes chocolate milk tea.
Lu Haoran secretly remembered it in his heart.
Shall I drink the same as her?
No, that would be too unopinionated.
After thinking about it, Lu Haoran ordered a cup of red beans, while Su Zelin chose mandarin ducks and added a certain amount of coffee to the milk tea.
Su Zelin's taste is not fixed, such as drinking milk tea, he will try all the varieties that he has not drunk, and each time he is used to a different one, and his personality of greedy for freshness is also fully reflected in his daily life.
"Little Swallow, speaking of which, we haven't seen each other for a few days, what are you doing during the summer vacation?"
Su Zelin took the initiative to change the topic.
"What can you do, it's not like you're staying at home almost all day, and when you have time, you can ask Shiqing to go shopping or something, our programs are not as rich as you and Lu Haoran!"
Although the two sang black and white faces to ease the atmosphere, Xiaoyanzi was obviously still a little angry, and insinuated that there was something else.
Qin Shiqing smiled secretly in her heart, in fact, Zelin was the real culprit, but Xiaoyanzi obviously had nothing to do with him, so this anger could only be sprinkled on Lu Haoran's head.
If it is replaced by Lu Haoran, this will be unbearable.
But Su Zelin is not an honest person, he didn't understand, and even beat him up: "How can you be so boring, I see that you are online every day, and you often don't reply to greetings, so you can't be busy chatting with handsome guys on the Internet!" ”
"You're just talking, Su Zelin, I'm not like you, I will add so many messy netizens! And why don't I reply to you, I can type as fast as you old networm? ”
The little swallow was huffing.
In fact, Su Zelin was giving her psychological hints.
In the future, Lu Haoran will send her a message, and she will not ignore her because she is angry, otherwise she will be slandered by the bastard as "busy chatting with handsome guys".
"Nonsense, I don't have messy netizens, I just talk about life and ideals with people on the Internet!"
Su Zelin's face did not change its color.
"Huh!"
Xiaoyanzi sneered, and said in her heart that I believe in you!
This product is usually enough to be sassy, but with the big killer of QQ, it must not be more like a fish in water, lawless.
Lu Haoran also wiped his sweat, if he hadn't seen Su Zelin chatting with several female netizens at the same time, he would be cute when he opened his mouth, otherwise he would have kissed him, or a little baby or something, he would have believed it.
was ridiculed by this gag, and Xiaoyanzi forgot to accuse the two of going to an Internet café to watch educational films, and a crisis disappeared invisibly.
Lu Haoran was so impressed that he threw himself to the ground.
Zelin is really a firefighting master, fortunately I brought him along, if I want to make an appointment with Xiaoyanzi, even if she agrees, I'm afraid I will have to mess up and break up unhappily.