Chapter 39: Gemini is a scumbag!

The atmosphere is gradually harmonious, and the iron must be struck while the iron is hot.

The kobold military advisor gave the honest man a look and asked him to behave well according to the plan.

"Little Swallow, aren't you very knowledgeable about constellations, can you talk to us?"

Lu Haoran coughed dryly and asked.

This is what Su Zelin taught him just now.

Little Swallow is a horoscope, and when it comes to her favorite topic, the atmosphere is sure to liven up.

Sure enough, Xiaoyanzi's eyebrows fluttered and said: "I can't say that I have a lot of research, but I just have some understanding." ”

"And what zodiac sign are you?"

Lu Haoran asked again.

"Aries, the girls of this sign are characterized by extroversion and cheerfulness, straightforward personality, simple-mindedness, clear love and hate, do not like to disguise themselves, do things proactively, there may not be many friends around, but they all value ......"

Tang Yan is like a few treasures, gushing endlessly.

After she finished speaking, Lu Haoran applauded: "Wow, it's amazing, little swallow, it's really similar to you!" ”

"The constellations are still a bit metaphysical, not unreasonable!"

Little Swallow said proudly.

"Cut, you know how to pick a good one!"

Su Zelin said disdainfully: "Aries is still short-tempered, and they will explode at one point, why don't you mention these?" ”

In fact, the bastard also learned a little about constellations before he was reborn, but not for interest, but for the sake of picking up girls.

Many girls are obsessed with the constellation theory, and from this perspective, it is easy to find common topics, and each constellation has advantages, just grab and praise them.

"Hmph, it doesn't matter!"

Little Swallow pursed her lips.

Seeing that the two might quarrel at any time, Lu Haoran hurriedly changed the topic: "What about Shiqing?" ”

"Shiqing is Cancer, and this is one of the most elegant zodiac signs!

"Cancer girls are kind and generous, gentle-tempered, and meticulous, whether in front of friends or strangers, they can show their sincerity and kindness, refuse to intrigue, and are always comfortable with them, like a spring breeze. So Cancer girls have a lot of friends and almost never quarrel with people! ”

"This sign is almost perfect, if there are any drawbacks......"

Xiaoyanzi paused: "It's that they like to hide their troubles in their hearts, and sometimes they would rather hurt themselves than others, in other words, their personalities are too good!" ”

"This is really a god, it's a true portrayal of Shiqing!"

Lu Haoran will not only be a sycophant, but also really feel that there is something about the science of constellation.

"Actually, I'm not that good."

Qin Shiqing was a little embarrassed.

She thinks that Xiaoyanzi has a good relationship with herself, and there is a certain beautification component.

Su Zelin said lazily: "Don't be too obsessed with this thing, the constellation theory is just the so-called experts finding a lot of common human personalities and summarizing them, so that each constellation can find their own place!" ”

Little Swallow glared at him, but didn't argue.

If it were someone else, she would definitely have to refute it.

But there's no point in arguing with people like Su Zelin, and you can't fight either, this kid always has a lot of crooked reasoning, and he can tell you that he is alive when he dies.

Her gaze turned to the honest man: "Lu Haoran, as for you, it's either Taurus or Scorpio!" ”

"Why?"

Lu Haoran asked subconsciously.

"Quite simply, these two zodiac signs have one of the most distinctive characteristics, their personalities are introverted and low-key, they are simple, down-to-earth, and have few friends, but they cherish every friend very much and are willing to give selflessly. But I guess you're a Taurus, because compared to Scorpio, Taurus is a little more rigid and doesn't know much about fun. ”

Lu Haoran was happy to hear it before, but he was a little depressed later.

That's right, I'm really too stereotypical, maybe I don't know how to please girls.

"And Su Zelin!"

At the mention of bastards, everyone's eyes fell on him.

"It's either a shooter or a twin, it's absolutely fine!"

Tang Yan's tone was very affirmative.

"Little Swallow, how did you tell?"

This time, even Qin Shiqing was interested, as a childhood sweetheart, she naturally knew Su Zelin's constellation, but she really didn't tell her sister about this.

"Because the boys of these two zodiac signs are the scumbag!"

Little Swallow snorted.

"Sagittarius and Gemini men have a bohemian personality and refuse to be bound by anything, they are intelligent, humorous, thrill-seeking and challenging, hyper-interested in new things, have a wide range of interests, and yet ......"

Speaking of this, her tone changed: "Because they are too passionate about freshness, they are also quite attentive to their feelings, and their natural good looks and versatility make it easy for this kind of boy to get a good woman, which also creates unique conditions for them to become scumbags!" ”

"Su Zelin, of the two, I guess you are a Gemini!"

Little Swallow stared at Su Zelin, his wise gaze was like Sherlock Holmes, and he slowly came to a conclusion.

Qin Shiqing frowned and couldn't help but ask, "Then what's the difference between these two constellations?" ”

"Although they are all scumbags, but Sagittarius and Gemini are not very different, Sagittarius likes the new and hates the old, and when they see beautiful girls, they may be tempted to flirt, and they forget the old when they have a new person, and they are the purest scumbags. And Gemini is scum, but not all beautiful girls are flirtatious, they like the new and not tired of the old, in other words, 'I want both', in addition, Gemini is more emotional, whether it is love or friendship, while Sagittarius is more indifferent and always self-centered! ”

Finally, there are contradictory characteristics in the Gemini personality. Sometimes, what they say and do on the surface may be contrary to what they really think in their hearts, and it is more difficult to see through than a single-celled Sagittarius! ”

Little Swallow talks about this star the most, because Gemini is indeed the most complex in the theory of horoscopes.

Hearing this, Qin Shiqing suddenly thought for a moment.

Do Geminis sometimes say and do things on the surface that are contrary to what they really think in their hearts?

"Zelin, are you really a Gemini?"

Lu Haoran asked curiously.

Su Zelin nodded.

"Little Swallow, you are so powerful, you can guess it right!"

Lu Haoran was amazed.

"Come on, how can there be such a god, didn't we fill in a personal information before the college entrance examination, she looked at our birth date!"

Su Zelin said in one word.

Xiaoyanzi's face was slightly red, and she coughed dryly: "I took a look, but am I wrong, what doesn't match you?" Phew, scumbag! ”

Lu Haoran hurriedly played a round and spoke for his good friends: "Although the constellation can be used as a reference, it is not completely accurate, I don't think Zelin is a scumbag, he is a person who values friends and light sex, how can he be a scumbag!" ”

Su Zelin: "......"

One thing to say, Xiaoyanzi's analysis is correct.

I'm a scumbag indeed!

……

A few people chatted and drank milk tea.

After drinking like this, Su Zelin said: "Mouse, go pay the bill!" ”

"Su Zelin, didn't you say that you had a treat, why did Lu Haoran pay for it?"

Little Swallow really hit the trick and frowned.

Su Zelin smiled: "It's me who has a treat, but I didn't say that I paid for it, anyway, just have the one you drink!" ”

"Su Zelin, you can really use your friend's money to treat you!"

Xiaoyanzi trembled coldly: "What kind of bullshit logic is this, I just praised you for being righteous and affectionate to your friends!" ”

Su Zelin snorted: "You scolded me for being a scumbag just now, I'm dying of words, I've been a little tight lately, just pay him back another day!" ”

"It's okay, they're all friends, it's not the same who invites them!"

Lu Haoran saw the opportunity to act and ran to pay the bill.

"People like you can endure it!"

Xiaoyanzi glared at him, thought of something, and added: "And Shiqing!" ”

"Soon she won't have to put up with me, but the mouse still has to continue to be bullied by me, who let him be in the same city as my university!"

Su Zelin smiled.

"Don't forget that I'm also in the same city as the mouse, and I won't watch you bully him!"

"Yo, this hurts?"

"Go die, who is distressed, this is called righteous anger!"

“……”

Lu Haoran paid the bill, and a few people walked out of the ice drink shop, but the honest man found that Xiaoyanzi's attitude towards himself was really different, and he could hear it with a "mouse".

It's worthy of Zelin, and the method he thought of was really immediate!

"I'm going back with Qin Shiqing, mouse, you and Xiaoyanzi are on the same road, go with her, remember to send it home, and the task of protecting the flower messenger will be handed over to you!"

It is not for nothing that Su Zelin chose the store of Ice Beauty.

Its geographical location allows Lu Haoran and Tang Yan to go home for a while, so that they have an excuse to escort without being too deliberate.

In order to match his friends and Xiaoyanzi, he can be regarded as having exhausted his scheming.

So Little Swallow is not wrong about that personality trait of Gemini.

What this kind of boy says and does on the surface may be contrary to what he really thinks in his heart!

It has just proved that on the surface, Su Zelin seems to be unrighteous, but in fact he is the most righteous person.

"Uh, me and Little Swallow ......"

In the plan discussed by the ice drink shop, this stubble was not included, and Lu Haoran was a little caught off guard.

Su Zelin sighed: "Mouse, don't you want to be a flower messenger, okay, then forget it!" ”

"No, no, I didn't mean that!"

Lu Haoran hurriedly clarified, for fear that Xiaoyanzi would misunderstand that he disliked him.

"That's fine, see you another day, bye!"

Su Zelin got on the car and slipped away.

Lu Haoran has such a temperament, sometimes he can only catch ducks on the shelves, if he doesn't push him, I'm afraid he will never be able to take this step, and Xiaoyanzi can only be friends forever.

But with the experience of sending home, something is different.

Qin Shiqing saw Su Zelin's intentions, but she didn't break it, and smiled at the two of them: "Lu Haoran, little swallow, let's make an appointment another day, goodbye!" ”

Su Zelin's departure, the honest man is like having no backbone, and the six gods have no master.

"Little, little swallow, anyway, by the way, I, I'll send you?"

After a while, he mustered up his courage.

After saying two sentences, the honest man's face turned red.

"Let's go!"

Tang Yan got on the bicycle and said two words, but it made Lu Haoran feel relieved.

Little Swallow, she agreed!

I had a chance to send the girl home!

Lu Haoran was suddenly so excited that he wanted to cry.

He had thought that it might be a long, long time before such a thing happened.

When he reacted, he hurriedly rode after him.

There is a faint joy in the hearts of honest people, and even the pedaling of the bicycle seems to be much lighter.

An indescribable sensation that pervades every cell of the body.

Some people say that first love is like a cup of red bean ice eaten in the hottest summer, and many people have no time to wait for it to melt and taste it, so they have swallowed the dates into their stomachs, leaving only a faint sweetness in their mouths.

……