Chapter Ninety-Three: This Is the Third Brother's Real Online Flirting Technique? Zeng Kaiping knelt down

Finance Academy, 302, Building 5, Male Dormitory, East District.

There was no class on Tuesday afternoon, and Zeng Kaiping was surfing the Internet in front of Su Zelin's computer.

The bastard usually surfs for about an hour every day, more in the evening, and everyone uses the computer casually at other times, so the dormitory people will not be polite to him.

The spirit guy mainly talks about Q.

I don't know why, this thing has an unparalleled attraction to Zeng Kaiping, and the future Hunter is not an ordinary addiction.

Originally, Su Zelin thought that Zeng Kaiping in his previous life would switch to the Internet because he couldn't soak in real life, but now it seems that he guessed wrong.

Because this kid follows his ass all day long, there are too many opportunities to meet his sister.

In addition to the girls in the class, there are also girls from the accounting department who take public classes together, Su Zelin has taken 302 people and a lot of sisters to eat, after all, he is not a person who eats alone.

However, I have been in contact with so many girls, and after starting school for so long, Zeng Kaiping has not picked up any of them, and he doesn't even tease them at all, which is a big problem.

Su Zelin analyzed it and there were two reasons.

First of all, the spirit guy can't let go in reality, and he usually talks a lot in the dormitory and is quite sullen, but when he sees a girl, he wilts and doesn't know how to speak.

The second, and perhaps more important, point.

flirting with girls on QQ has a special pleasure for Zeng Kaiping.

Due to the age, appearance or identity of female netizens are like fog, this is very mysterious, and Zeng Kaiping's mentality is the same as that of fishing enthusiasts.

The unknown under the surface of the water, until the fish is thrown out of the water, it is not known whether it is a carp or tilapia, a cocked mouth or a white stripe, a large strip or a small tail, this kind of pleasure like fighting monsters and explosive equipment stimulates anglers and makes them happy.

Do you really think anglers just like to eat fish?

Definitely! They just enjoy the process.

Especially when you catch a big fish, it's like playing a game and blowing up the god costume, so cool that you have to drop the slag, you must hang on the back of the motorcycle, slowly drive around the city a few times, pass the door three times without entering, enjoy the envy or surprise of others, and the sense of accomplishment is called a burst.

Su Zelin finally understood one thing, why there are so many opportunities to contact girls, Zeng Kaiping has to not flirt, but is willing to seek near and far to find online dating on QQ, the future hunter enjoys the fun of this kind of fisherman, and is addicted to it and can't extricate himself!

In this way, it is understandable why Zeng Kaiping met dozens of female netizens in the four years of college in his previous life, and even the tank was not spared.

As long as others come, he will never run away, and resolutely press the F button again and again.

To put it bluntly, this situation is like that of anglers.

It doesn't matter if the fish you catch is big or small, you can only take one home with you.

The Air Force cannot be the Air Force, and the Air Force will not be able to be in this life!

Originally, Su Zelin didn't want to bring a crooked spirit guy in this life, so he didn't teach him that set of Dafa of chatting, but Zeng Kaiping still went farther and farther on this road of no return.

Perhaps, this is fate.

watched Zeng Kaiping chatting with a bunch of MM hard, but there were very few people who replied to him, even if there were one or two occasionally, they were "oh", "okay", "hehe", and the bastard couldn't bear it.

Speaking of which, Ah Ping is also pitiful, every time he goes to the bathroom, it takes more than half an hour, and he is reluctant to throw away the banana peels he eats......

If it goes on like this, I'm afraid he will still be a single dog until he graduates.

It seems that only QQ can unlock Ah Ping's seal and let him get the nourishment of love.

The pitiful dog-licking posture of the spirit guy made Su Zelin really unable to see it, and the bastard sat down at the computer desk: "Ah Ping, let me try it!" ”

"Third brother, you?"

Zeng Kaiping expressed doubts.

He had seen Su Zelin chatting about QQ before, and he was cute when he opened his mouth, and he scared other people's girls so much that they went offline directly.

This makes the spiritual guy feel that the bastard may be very good at flirting with girls in reality, but the level on the Internet is very lame, and it is not as good as himself.

These female netizens are all easy to add and chat, although they can't go further, but when the other party is in a better mood, they will pay attention to themselves, Zeng Kaiping was afraid that Su Zelin would scare them away, so he was still a little hesitant.

Seeing his concerns, Su Zelin smiled slightly: "It's okay, I'll use my QQ to show you." ”

"Okay then."

Su Zelin said this, and the spirit guy was not worried about losing female netizens, so he nodded, gave up his seat, and sat next to him curiously.

Zeng Kaiping also wanted to see how Su Zelin, who was flirting with her sister on the Internet and was "in a hurry about technology", could get her sister paper.

The bastard once again boarded the long-lost five-digit QQ, which has just been launched.

"Didi ......"

"Didi ......"

"Didi ......"

……

Countless new messages are scrambling to pop up, and the avatars are all MM.

"Xiao Shuaishuai, it's been a long time since I've seen you online, what's wrong?"

"Hello, I finally met you, have you been busy lately?"

"Honey, you've finally appeared, I've been waiting for you!"

"Baby, you haven't been online during this time, have you encountered any difficulties in reality, if you don't talk to your sister, maybe your sister can help you, my sister doesn't have anything else, just a lot of money!"

“……”

Zeng Kaiping looked at the pile of new news, and there were dozens of them in a short time, and his eyes widened.

Damn, what the hell is this?

Isn't the third brother's online flirting skills quite lame, why did these MMs all take the initiative to send him messages as if they were crazy, and some rich women even wanted to support him?

Su Zelin replied one by one.

"Alas, don't say it, I accidentally got syphilis and was hospitalized for a long time."

"I was hit by a car a few days ago, and I have one leg left."

"I was struck by lightning three months ago, and it was not easy to pick up a life, but I had fourth-degree burns all over my body, and I didn't have a good skin."

“……”

After a short time, those MMs stopped talking.

Zeng Kaiping was stunned.

What kind of operation is this, isn't it to persuade my sister to quit?

"Third brother, why do you want to deal with them like this?"

The spirit guy asked puzzled.

Su Zelin lit a Liqun and leisurely spit out a smoke ring: "There are too many sister papers, it's troublesome to deal with, besides, the old ones don't go, and the new ones don't come." ”

Zeng Kaiping: "......"

is worthy of my third brother, domineering side leakage.

After getting rid of the old female netizens, Su Zelin opened the interface of randomly adding new friends, and found a bunch of MM numbers that did not need to be verified and added them one by one.

……

A quarter of an hour later, watching Su Zelin's ten fingers like the wind, crackling and chatting with several MMs at the same time, one of them even talked to the bastard and Pan when he was not in harmony with his life with his boyfriend X, and the spirit guy knelt down.

I'm sorry, it's because I have no eyes, and I mistakenly think that the third brother's online flirting level is not as good as mine.

How dare I meow!

While being ashamed of himself, Zeng Kaiping was also inexplicably excited, and at this moment his mood was like Columbus who had discovered the New World.

it.,You can still play like this on QQ.,It's a rising posture today!

"Ah Ping, have you learned?"

Su Zelin's tone was like an ancestral master who passed on his skills to his apprentices.

"Learned!"

There was light in the eyes of the spirit guy.

"Well, then you can try it!"

Su Zelin got off the line and gave up his seat to him again.

Zeng Kaiping sat down, his waist straight.

Sharpen the knife and don't cut the wood, the third brother said, my screen name is too woody, and when I hear it, I am a person who is not interested, and my sister paper will not like it, I have to change it first.

The spirit guy thought about it for a while, his eyes lit up, he opened the name change interface, and quickly changed to a new screen name - blame me for being handsome when I was young!

It's an obvious copycat, but Zeng Kaiping feels that he is paying tribute to the love saint Su Zelin, and he is at ease.

This screen name is exactly the same as the third brother's, Chapi is cute, and the sister paper thinks I must be a little young when I hear it, and I am very interesting.

Zeng Kaiping was triumphant and praised his wit.

Then the spirit guy did the same, first adding a bunch of MM.

"Wow, that's great, catch a cutie alive!"

A lot of MMs ignored him, but the spirit guy wasn't discouraged.

Sange claims that this approach method is called "precise definition of the target group".

Those who don't bird me are not enough to be sassy!

There's no need to waste precious time on them.

After a while, there was finally a response.

A certain MM: "Hahaha, you're so funny!" ”

Blame me for being handsome when I was a child: "I'm not only funny, but also handsome!" ”

MM: "Cut, less smelly and beautiful!" ”

I blamed me for being handsome when I was a child: "No way, my natural good genetics don't allow me to have low self-esteem, I really envy those who don't know how to be narcissistic, unlike me, a 'handsome' word runs through my life!" ”

MM: "Poof, I don't know if you're handsome or not, but you must be thick-skinned!" ”

When I was young, I blamed me: "If you don't have a thick skin, how can you shelter from the wind and rain!" ”

“……”

The door to the new world is opened in front of the future hunters.

Su Zelin was very pleased.

It seems that this time Ah Ping's seal has been opened, and it will take half an hour to not go to the bathroom for four years of college.

Ah Ping, take off, Ollie give!

……

After handing over the key to exploring the new world to Zeng Kaiping, Su Zelin left the dormitory.

Kang Yulian asked her nephew to come to the financial courtyard today to meet her and see if she was satisfied.

In fact, even if he didn't have an interview, Su Zelin knew that person was very suitable, but he still had to meet meaningfully, chat a few words casually, and treat it as the first time he met.

I bought a box of Mentos at the convenience store downstairs, which has not yet been born, and the common chewing gums on the market are Green Arrow, White Arrow, Yellow Arrow, Yida, Haoliyou and Mentos.

Among them, Green Arrow sells the most, especially the advertising slogan of "fresh breath, you and I are closer" can be said to be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the later sentence "is your Yida" is equally famous, which can be regarded as one of the ultimate language arts, which can instantly capture the psychology of consumers and make people remember, so the effect of a good advertising word is really important.

Mentos' sales are not as good as Green Arrow, but Su Zelin likes freshness, this kind of mint gum is known to be thrown into Coke or soda, it can produce a lot of gas in an instant, if you stuff twenty or thirty pieces into Coke at once, it can instantly spew out more than half a meter of water, and some people say that eating it with Coke will blow up the stomach, but it was later refuted.

Later, I have to go to Dai Chuangxing's place to eat, Vice President Dai is a non-smoker, and it is not polite to have a smoke in his mouth, so he has to chew a few chewing gums to eliminate the taste.

After ringing the doorbell, the security door opened quickly.

It was Kang Yulian who opened the door, this was the fourth meeting between the two sides, the two sides were involved in the relationship of interest at this time, and the vice president's wife seemed to regard Su Zelin as a little god of wealth, which was called a kind, uninformed person thought that Su Zelin was a relative she knew very well.

This time, the bastard didn't bring any gifts, and this kind of behavior is good for occasional behavior, and you can't do it often.

If you give a gift every time you come to the door, after a long time, if you come to the door empty-handed, others may not be so comfortable, which is caused by people's habits and psychology.

Besides, even if you don't bring gifts, because of the "cooperation" between the two sides, the vice president's wife will still regard herself as a guest.

"Xiao Su, come in and sit!"

Kang Yulian warmly welcomed Su Zelin in: "Come on, come on, take a sip of tea and eat a fruit first." ”

"Hehe, Auntie, I'm thirsty, thank you!"

casually greeted the vice president's wife, walked into the living room, and said hello to Vice President Dai, Su Zelin's eyes fell on a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes in the living room.

This person is about 20 years old, taller, more than 1.75 meters, very young, but the young and old face is full of sleek sophistication, which is quite similar to himself.

Seeing Su Zelin appear, he got up from the sofa, and this small detail also reflected something.

Some people who are simple may not be very sensible.

After all, this visitor is likely to be his future boss, or even a nobleman.

You have to show respect to others, which is basic etiquette, and it is easy to gain the favor of the other person in the first place.

"Baohong, this is the Boss Su I told you!"

After Kang Yulian learned from her lover that this Xiao Su was likely to be the owner of the investment, or at least had a lot of say in the matter, and was basically the person in charge of the store in the future, she simply called him Boss Su in the introduction.

Kang Baohong was slightly surprised.

He originally thought that the other party had invested so much in the campus of the Finance Academy, and he should be at least a young man similar to himself, but he didn't expect that he was only a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy, and he couldn't help but feel a little disappointed in his heart.

After all, a good boss is self-evidently important to the development of the store.

His decision-making power and courage determine the fate, development and ceiling of a store.

From a small network administrator with a salary of a few hundred yuan to a digital store supervisor with a monthly salary of more than 2,000 yuan, the treatment is good enough, but he also hopes that the store can become bigger and stronger in order to truly realize his value.

Disappointment is disappointment, but Kang Baohong remained silent, didn't show it on his face at all, and even walked up with a smile on his face and took the initiative to stretch out his hand: "Hello Boss Su, I'm Kang Baohong, it's a pleasure to meet you!" ”

"Hello!"

Su Zelin reached out and shook it with him.

"Xiao Su, Bao Hong has watched him grow up since he was a child, although this child doesn't study much, but his brain is flexible, he can speak, and he has hard work, you see if he succeeds!"

Onigiri reads a book

Before Su Zelin started the "interview", the vice president's wife did not forget to help her nephew say a few good words before leaving.

Dai Chuangxing was also present to listen, and he also wanted to see how Su Zelin planned to interview Kang Baohong.

"Baohong, I heard from my aunt that you used to work in an Internet café and know a lot about computers and the Internet, I wonder what you think about the prospects of the computer industry and the Internet industry?"

Su Zelin didn't talk nonsense, and threw out a test topic straight to the point.

The later generation of Kang Baohong can be the city-level sales manager of a certain east, and his ability is doubtful.

However, Su Zelin wanted to test his current level and vision.

At the same time, he also knew that Kang Baohong must be suspicious of himself.

This is normal, and anyone who sees an investor or decision-maker is a college student who has not dried up will probably have the same reaction.

Kang Baohong is undoubtedly a self-motivated person, he naturally hopes to take refuge in a good boss, not only has to have strong financial resources, but also has to have courage and stomach, good vision, and the store has a future.

So at this moment, he was a little disappointed in his heart, but he didn't show it.

However, Su Zelin is sure.

It doesn't take half an hour for him to be convinced of his boss!

……