Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Mansion Encounters the Enemy
Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Mansion Encounters the Enemy
Li Bing's mansion, a thatched house courtyard with Xishu style, a bamboo forest with a bush, a mulberry tree, and a plum branch by branch, quiet and simple.
After several battles, Li Bing was extremely sleepy and returned to the mansion, where he was lying down and preparing to sleep.
Suddenly, a mosquito flew around in its ears, whining and whining, as if it was demonstrating, circling back and forth, looking for a place to land. finally landed on Li Bing's forehead, stung it, stretched out the "needle", and sucked the blood with all his might, so that he was not at ease.
Li Bing was about to fall asleep several times, but was woken up by the sound of whistling and humming, extremely annoyed, and missed many swings. The mosquito flew in a small circle, flew back again, and continued to harass, annoying people. This time Li Bing just fell asleep, dreaming that he was fighting fiercely with Ao Ying, suddenly Ao Wei fled, Li Bing pursued, out of nowhere suddenly flew a group of mosquitoes as big as sparrows, at a glance you can identify the pair of thin wings and six slender flower legs, as well as a long belly full of patterns, they gathered to besiege Li Bing, verbally shouted: "Ding him, you bite the forehead, she bites the face, I will bite the chin, the rest of the ears, hands and feet, neck, the whole body is densely stung for me." Stinging him, itching him! So the whole body was full of flower-footed mosquitoes. These mosquitoes drank blood on Li Bing's body and carnival, while drinking happily, they also danced and roared rampantly: "Sting you, sting you! Stinging you, stinging you dizzy!" Li Bing yelled angrily: "You bastard mosquitoes! As a result, I woke up with a roar, and I was struggling on the bed to get rid of the mosquito bite! Now a mosquito is biting Li Bing's cheek, itching and painful, and slapping it down, the mosquito did not hit, but slapped his face.
Another mosquito came to bite Li Bing, and they flew around around his ears and wrists, wanting to land on his ears. Li Bing felt that there was a Mingtang here, there was a problem, how could there be so many mosquitoes and such a big mosquito tonight? Could it be that Ao was changed: "Reverse Dragon, you are looking for death!" A slap on the ear door, and it didn't hit.
Mosquitoes flew around Li Bing again, trying to find a new place to stay. Flying and shouting: "Since the existence of human beings, mosquitoes have been your natural enemies, and human beings have no choice but to be insects. ”
Sure enough, it was Ao Rei who changed, but Li Bing calmed down, because the magic change method has not yet been decided to win or lose, Ao Rebellious is still unwilling, and there are still tricks, let the fierce gods and evil spirits that should come come, Ao Rebellious will not give up if he doesn't shake the Raush in his pocket and pour a fine light, it will not give up. Li Bing looked down on Ao Yi's transformation technique: "Evil barrier, I didn't expect your transformation technique to be so inferior, it is inferior to the next three times." ”
"Why don't I do the following?" Ao Shun felt insulted.
Li Bing said, "You are not easy to change, but you are a mosquito, and you are a female." "How do you know I'm a female mosquito?"
"The female mosquito is a sucker ghost, notorious, who doesn't know, who doesn't know?" "What do you know? Defeating the enemy is originally unscrupulous!" Ao Shun has a very theoretical basis.
"Female mosquitoes, it's disgusting!" Li Bing said disdainfully
"You don't have to look down on your mother, if it weren't for Nuwa refining colorful stones to make up the big hole in the sky, the Lord of Heaven would have collapsed and smashed the earth to pieces, where is you still the Taishou Li Bing now?" Mosquito said.
Li Bing put aside the topic and said, "What you said has nothing to do with us."
The mosquito whistled and said, "I'm talking very close to the point."
Li Bing thought about mosquitoes: "What theme are you talking about?"
"Nuwa is your ancestor, and she is a woman." Mosquito said
"How do you know that Nuwa is a woman?" Li Bing asked.
"Why don't I know? I once saw a rock painting in which Nuwa and Fuxi mated together, so that you heirs came together. “
A mosquito has mastered so much knowledge that Li Bing is dumbfounded, and he wonders what kind of origin or background this guy must have, and he should not be underestimated." You bastard!" Li Bingqi scolded angrily.
The mosquito immediately accused: "Hey, Li Taishou, you can't be rude as an official, you can't be reasonable, and you can't be reasonable." "Mosquitoes have no fear, and they don't forgive people.
Li Bing thought that this little mosquito had great intelligence, and knew a lot of things, and the water was very deep, which should not be underestimated, and it must be dealt with seriously.
When Li Bing was thinking about it, the mosquito spoke again: "Li family boy, what's the problem?
Although the words are buzzing mosquitoes, after the screening and simultaneous translation of Li Bing's cochlea and eardrums, the mosquito sound is actually Ao Rebellious's rough voice.
"You evil obstacle!" Li Bing thought, I should attack its shortcomings and Achilles' heels. Li Bing has made up his mind and is about to make a move.
Unexpectedly, Ao Wei added another sentence while flying: "You look down on female mosquitoes, your mother is not a mother yet." ”
As soon as Li Bing heard this, his lungs exploded, and he used his hands to catch mosquitoes.
Ao Yi was so unhappy: "Ha! I like to become a female mosquito, and I can suck your blood, and I can pass on malaria to you, and call you cerebral palsy! I am very happy to make you disabled or even disabled!" In the blacklist of the four pests, mosquitoes, flies, rats, cockroaches, and mosquitoes are the first offenders. The female mosquito flies while "fighting with her tongue", and the mosquito also has a tongue: "What about the first offender?" said and wanted to find a spot on Li Bing's nose.
"The first of the four evils is punished by everyone. Li Bing made a high-profile crusade. "Please come and punish her!"
I saw Li Bing blow a breath into his hand and shout: "Erxian brand mosquito smoke!"
Immediately, a coil of rolled up "Erxian brand mosquito smoke" ignited. The thick smoke column of mosquitoes chased after the mother mosquito and smoked it, so that the mother mosquito could not stand it, and hid in the east and west. But wherever the mosquito can go, smoke can go, and chase the mother mosquito, so that the mother mosquito is busy sneezing, tears flow, and then I see the mother mosquito dizzy, backwards, and finally fall to the ground.
Li Bing hurriedly stepped forward and kicked it.
The reverse dragon appeared and jumped away: "Li, don't be too complacent, there is still a good show ahead, watch my king return." ”
Li Bing said flatly: "I not only want to watch your good show, but also want to join the performance." ”
The reverse dragon shouted viciously: "I'm afraid that you won't join." ”
Li Bing sneered: "Joke!"
The reverse dragon was very energetic, and continued to challenge Li Bing: "It's a hero, then come!" Before the words fell, he had disappeared.
Mansion courtyard.
The sun was setting in the west, dusk was approaching, and it was getting dark.
Li Bing searched everywhere but couldn't see the shadow of the reverse dragon.
Suddenly, a strange and terrifying blue light came from a tree in the courtyard, and a huge centipede with its golden head, twelve pairs of legs, and a brown belly was rapidly climbing down from the tree.
This caught Li Bing's attention. He saw that the great centipede was rapidly turning its legs and feet towards him, and it seemed that it was probably trying to bite his sandal-clad foot with its iron pincer-like mouth.
Li Bing took a closer look and understood: "This is changed by the reverse dragon. ”
The centipede was very proud: "Li family child, do you know how powerful the giant poisonous centipede is!"
Li Bing was very calm: "Centipedes are very poisonous, do you know how powerful the big red rooster is?"
As soon as the centipede heard the words "big red rooster", his whole body shivered.
The centipede said boldly: "You are talking about the little centipede being afraid of roosters, but I am the centipede king." There is no saying that the centipede king is afraid of roosters. I advise you to go ahead and do your chirping early. ”
"Crowing has long been the glorious duty of the big male rooster, and you don't need to be reminded by the centipede with a thief's head and brain, you still have to worry about your own fate. ”
The big centipede said fearlessly: "I belong to the dragon, my life is very good, I don't have to worry about anything." ”
Li Bing's attitude was very resolute, and he said: "Since you still have a bad mouth, please try it." After saying that, Li Bing immediately turned into a majestic and powerful big red rooster, fluttering his wings, his neck hair was raised, and his iron beak pecked at the head of the big centipede.
The big centipede did not show weakness, it stood up and circled around the big red rooster, and tried to bite the rooster's big red cockscomb several times, but it did not succeed. But he did not give up his attempt to bite the rooster's handsome crown, and he continued to stand and circle around the big red rooster, trying to find an opportunity to destroy the handsome face of the big rooster, how easy is it to say?
The big soared, stretched out its iron claws, and grabbed the big centipede. He asked the big centipede, "Why do you have a special affection for my big red cockscomb?"
"You're just a precept, and you're all relying on your big red cockscomb to package yourself as majestic. "The big centipede sees the problem quite accurately.
The big male rooster hated and said angrily, "So you want to disfigure me." "If Ming people don't do dark things and ruin your appearance, will you still have so many fans? There will still be a large group of hens around you to show love, please go up? Dream on, you roast chicken." "Centipede's belly is jealous.
The big rooster said, "How insidious! You scoundrel, the more you talk about it, the more ugly it becomes!"
The centipede quibbled: "This is not called insidious, this is attacking its weakness, although your cockscomb is in a high position, but it is exposed, there is no line of defense, it is a fatal weakness." The most beautiful place, but also the most dangerous place. This is what the philosopher said. ”
In one place, the rooster's heart was half cold. After thinking about it, he said, "You want to ruin my face! "How do you want to clean me up?" The centipede asked. He wants to get to the bottom to deal with it, and only by knowing himself and knowing his opponent can he not be defeated in a hundred battles.
After all, Li Bing had the confidence to dare to show his cards, and said: "The county guard will arrest you and make you into traditional Chinese medicine, fight poison with poison, and use good medicine to clear away heat and detoxify, and use it to treat eczema, urticaria, and malignant boils, which is very curative." ”
When the centipede heard this, his face turned green, and the man stood up and attacked the rooster handsome crown.
The rooster fought back, and after dozens of rounds, the centipede was no longer able to stand, but crawled on the ground and struggled. The rooster saw the opportunity, grabbed the centipede by the waist with his iron claws, and threw it to the ground, and the centipede collapsed on the ground and did not move and pretended to be dead. The rooster took another step and shook the centipede vigorously with his steel beak.
The centipede was shaken so dizzy that the world spun around, and said to him: "Li Bing, don't shake it, it's fainting me! "If you don't shout, you won't shake it, no way!" Big Red Rooster thought to himself.
"I'm fainting. The centipede said weakly.
"You deserve it!" Big Red Rooster said.
"Yes, I deserve it. "The Centipede King begged for mercy.
The big gets more and more energetic the more he throws it.
Seeing that the big red rooster did not let go, and if he fell down again, he would definitely die, so he quickly shrunk his body, slipped away from Li Bing's hand, and turned into a reverse dragon and fled.
The Condor immediately spread its wings and chased after the reverse dragon'.......
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