"As we all know, this year's National Crosstalk Contest is very different from previous years. ”

"First of all, the lineup of judges is unprecedentedly luxurious, and the lineup of contestants is also unprecedentedly shocking. ”

"Without further ado, we first invited five judges, who were Mr. Ma Guang, chairman of the National Quyi Artists Association. ”

"The famous comedy director Mr. Feng Ku, he has won the Golden Rooster, Huabiao Award, his works have been nominated for international film competitions many times, and his films have won the national box office championship four times, in fact, I don't need to introduce him at all, the people of the whole country remember him, and it is a great honor to invite the director to sit in this town. ”

"The third judge is the vice chairman of our National Quyi Association, Mr. Li Jing. Mr. Li has appeared on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala seven times, and he is also a cross talk master who is loved by people all over the country. ”

The fourth judge is the famous cross talk master, now the vice chairman of Changying Group, Zhu Wentong. ”

"The fifth judge, a national first-class actor, is a political ...... Standing Committee member of the Association, Mr. Zhang Wenyao. ”

This lineup is really amazingly luxurious, so the soundtrack is relatively magnificent.

When each judge was introduced, there was thunderous applause.

The host continued: "Now we have 32 groups of players on the field. ”

In the relatively intense soundtrack, 32 groups of contestants from the cross talk contest took the stage.

The host selects the important and high-ranking stars to introduce.

"We are very honored and a little unbelievable, there are several famous and successful cross talk celebrities to participate in our competition, what a shame. ”

Then the host said excitedly: "Teacher Liu Jun, we all watched your Spring Festival Gala program grow up, I remember that you have won the first prize of the most popular program of CCTV Spring Festival Gala twice, how can you want to participate in our program by such a big level of celebrity?"

The highest-level contestant in this competition is the former cross talk star and later entrepreneur Liu Jun.

He smiled: "I came to this competition for two reasons, the first reason is that the stage is not big or small. The second reason, I'm greedy, I can't wait to say cross talk to the audience, I can't wait for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala at the end of the year, I'll have a good time first. ”

Sure enough, when he introduced himself, the audience burst into extremely warm applause.

Even the five big names on the judges' bench stood up and shook hands with him.

The host continued: "And our big star teacher has also been on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala three times, bringing us many classic jokes, as for the number of times we have been on the Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala, there are countless times. What made you participate in this contest?"

The well-known cross talk actor Da Xing said: "Isn't this missing the old friends on the judges' table? ”

Suddenly, the audience once again burst into warm applause.

Because these two are indeed famous artists, the audience has deep memories and feelings for them.

And Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao stood very conspicuous in the middle of the crowd, because they were very tall.

Right now...... They were ostracized, nakedly excluded.

Although the other contestants were in competition with each other, they were still affectionate on the surface, shouting from their brothers and brothers, and they also stood very close to each other when they came to the stage.

Only Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao, the two players, are far away from the people around them.

Avoid it like a femme fatale.

It was as if these two men were plague gods, and there was no communication from beginning to end, and their eyes were completely like air.

This is still in front of the camera, on stage.

When they were backstage before the show started, Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao faced naked contempt and hostility, as well as provocation.

Because the weather was a little hot, Wang Huan took a fan and fanned it a few times.

After a while, the fan was directly thrown on the ground and trampled by a certain cross talk actor, and then thrown into the trash.

The chairs that Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao had sat on were also directly kicked over.

is so arrogant, don't say that this is a TV station, but in the hearts of this group of so-called famous cross talk actors, this show is their territory.

The few people on the judges' bench are either uncles or uncles. They feel that this show is supported by their cross talk industry.

The host also saw Wang Huan, who was excluded and hostile, and according to the process, he had to introduce these two people.

But he didn't have the courage to say it all of a sudden, and he paused for a moment before he spoke: "Of course, there is also a pair of special players participating in our cross talk competition this time, they are Wang Huan, a former athlete of the national track and field team, and his coach Lu Zhengtao. ”

Tonal ......

"Woo...... Appeal ......"

"Go down, go down ......"

All the audience applauded, showing no mercy.

Everyone is booing Wang Huan.

Not only in the studio, but also in front of the TV.

Not the audience, and the five judges also looked indifferent, as if they hadn't heard the host mention Wang Huan's name.

The moderator hurried to pass this paragraph.

"Let's talk about our format, there are 32 groups of players, half of them are eliminated in the preliminary round, then one more class in the next competition, then the semi-finals, and finally the final. ”

"It sounds a bit like a World Cup, but it's a little different because in the finals, we also have online voting, where the group with the highest number of votes can participate in the final, which means that three groups of players go to the final and compete for the championship. ”

"Without further ado, let's officially start, and invite the first group of contestants, who are the disciples of cross talk master Li Wenbing, Li Changan and Zhang Changregret. ”

Next, the host exited, and the first group of players officially entered the field.

These two are also well-known cross talk actors, and they are also very popular in the theater, and they have to appear on TV seven or eight times a year.

And their master Li Wenbing is one of the masters in the cross talk industry, and his status is not low.

"Hello audience friends, judges and teachers, we will perform "Telegraph" for you next. ”

Next, the two began to perform.

Wang Huan is also listening below, these two people's basic skills are very solid, even excellent.

And this joke is really good, because the price of telegram is expensive, and the number of words must be small, so there are many jokes.

And this paragraph also ridiculed the warlords of the old society, and the world was electrified at every turn.

It's really funny.

To be honest, this show is in another world plane, and the Spring Festival Gala of various satellite TV stations is more than enough.

But......

Less than three minutes into their performance, a bell rang, followed by a second, then a third.

Of the five, three rang the bell.

The performance of these two was directly suspended and eliminated directly.

Many viewers expressed regret, these two said it very well, this paragraph is funny, it was eliminated like this?

Is it so intense?

Is it so demanding?

Next, judge Zhang Wenyao commented.

"The joke is good, the basic skills are also good, but the on-the-spot performance is slightly lacking, of course, in the final analysis, the joke is not amazing enough, it can't cause a suppressive effect, I hope to make persistent efforts. ”

The first group of contestants had depressed faces, red eyes, and bowed to thank the judges and the audience.

And then it was gone.

Time is pressing, there is no time for you to sensationalize, and there is no time for you to give a failure speech.

The pace is just so fast, it's so intense.

Then the second group of players played.

This time it was even worse, in less than three minutes, four bells rang and he was eliminated.

Then, without even commenting, the contestants bowed directly and stepped off the stage.

The third group of players came on the court, and again only spoke for five minutes, and three bells rang and they were eliminated.

The audience saw that the jury was murderous.

The program team was also a little frightened, and they also saw the tacit understanding and murderous spirit of the judging team.

They are expressing their dissatisfaction, and they feel that the program team should not let hype clowns like Wang Huan participate in the show.

Therefore, their brewing murderous aura is completely to pave the way for killing Wang Huan out of the game.

It's to make people feel their murderous aura.

Just let Wang Huan see clearly, those players in front of him performed so well, we were eliminated anyway.

We now have a butcher's knife in our hands, and we have seen blood, and when we kill you all at once, we will be absolutely ruthless and decisive.

Next, all the audience was actually waiting, waiting for Wang Huan to play.

Because this person has been scolded too hard and scolded too much recently.

Everyone wants to see, why did you, a hype maniac, participate in the cross talk competition?

You haven't even learned cross talk for a day, why are you so lively?

We want to see how ugly and lame you will be.

After the third group of players went down, the host read: "Now I invite the fourth group of players, Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao to play." ”

Look at this sorting, the fourth group, indicating that it is a certain posture of death.

Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao took the stage.

Suddenly, the audience once again resounded with cheers and boos.

"Get out, get out. ”

"Step down, step down, step down......" At first, only a few people shouted again, but then more and more people bombarded Wang Huan to step down.

The host couldn't help but come forward to control the scene and said: "Audience friends, restrain yourself, we are live broadcasting, restrain yourself." ”

And the five judges were not polite at all, and directly picked up the small hammer and hung it on the bell, ready to ring the bell to eliminate Wang Huan at any time.

This posture is not only murderous, it is simply murderous.

Wang Huan officially came to the center of the stage, ready to start his performance.

Suddenly, Wang Huan said to Lu Zhengtao on the side: "Master, have we come to the entrance of the vegetable market? This is to kill the head? Which of the audience below came with steamed buns, when you kill us later, dip some human blood steamed buns and go back!"

Good guy, as soon as he opened his mouth, he sarcastically mocked the judges and the audience.

Wang Huan said again: "Five judges and teachers, I know that you all don't like me, so as long as I open my mouth to say a joke, you will ring the bell to eliminate me in less than half a minute." ”

The five judges didn't speak, but they said in their hearts: How do you know?

That's what they plan to do, so even if Wang Huan has great ability, he will definitely be eliminated, and he will be eliminated within half a minute.

Wang Huan said: "Why? I just want a fair and just chance to play. ”

One of the judges, cross talk master Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan, cross talk is a pure art, which does not tolerate hype and tarnishing. Have you ever practiced cross talk for a day? And among the other contestants who came to participate in the competition, which one of them has not practiced for 10 years? It is in itself the biggest injustice to let you compete with them on the same stage. ”

Wang Huan said: "Do you think I haven't practiced cross talk professionally, so I don't deserve to participate in the competition?"

Zhang Wenyao said: "Of course, you don't even have basic cross talk skills, how many passages can you speak, how many tunes can you sing on? How many things can you remember when reporting the name of the dish? Of course you are not qualified to go on stage." ”

Wang Huan said: "Can't there be a genius in this world, he doesn't need to practice much, he has a deep foundation in cross talk?

As soon as these words came out, the audience suddenly became completely excited.

This Wang Huan is really good at hype, and he got into a fight with the judges at the beginning.

Zhang Wenyao's face turned red with anger, and he said loudly: "Genius? If you say such a thing, you not only tarnish cross talk, but also tarnish the word genius." ”

In his opinion, eliminating you Wang Huan is to purify the social atmosphere and almost eliminate harm for the people.

Wang Huan said: "Then what if I am really this kind of genius? Can you give me a fair and just chance to play?"

Zhang Wenyao sneered: "Prove it to us." ”

Wang Huan said: "One of the basic skills of cross talk is to report the name of the dish. This is the easiest, but also the hardest. Each of you has practiced the name of the dish at least thousands of times, haven't you all practiced the basic skills for more than ten years?"

Of course, this is the most basic skill, and each person has to do it thousands of times.

It should be fast, accurate, clear, melodious, and full of rhythmic ups and downs and emotions.

If you don't make a mistake and pronounce the words clearly, the faster the better, and the faster the better.

There are more than 300 dishes in total, nearly 1,000 words.

So although it is a basic skill, it is really difficult.

Every professional cross talk actor here has practiced for several years and countless times.

Wang Huan said: "You have been practicing for a few years, more than ten years, and I ...... Only practiced for one day!

Then, Wang Huan pointed sharply at the thirty-one players sitting in the audience, crowding out his most ruthless group.

"You guys, pick the one with the strongest basic skills and the best name of the dish. Wang Huan said coldly: "If I can't kill him in seconds, I don't need you to bang, I will roll off this stage myself." ”

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