042: Wang Huan suppressed the audience!
As soon as Wang Huan's words came out, the audience was about to explode.
The audience felt stimulated and felt that Wang Huan was really unruly.
And the thirty-one actors who participated in the competition were almost angry, Wang Huan was tantamount to directly provoking all of them.
Wang Huan, you are really ignorant and fearless.
You really don't know how thick the sky is.
You jumping clown really don't know anything about cross talk.
Do you know how difficult it is to report the name of the dish to the back?
The name of the dish is published in a big newspaper, with a total of 300 dishes and more than 900 words.
It should be reported in the shortest possible time, without typos, without stuttering, and the speed should be fast, the voice should be clear, and the tone should be modulated.
This is equivalent to an exam, a professional cross talk actor, it is not difficult to score 60 points on the name of the dish.
70 points is difficult.
80 points is very difficult.
With a score of 90 or more, that's no less than hellish difficulty.
Even many cross talk celebrities will be planted on this basic homework.
Because the probability of error is too high.
Wang Huan said again: "Which of you comes out?
The contestants and actors who participated in the competition suddenly couldn't help it, and finally looked at one of them.
Wang Yutian.
This person is Chinese New Year's Eve nine years old and has been practicing cross talk for twenty-five years.
He is not very happy, and his infectious power is not very strong. But in terms of basic skills, everyone present couldn't compare to him.
He also knows his shortcomings, so he puts almost all his energy into the basics.
So every time he performs, almost all of them are through, and they are very, very difficult ones.
It doesn't matter if it's a new tongue twister, or an old one, it's all fine.
Although this kind of performance is single, it can still win full applause and has become his unique skill.
As for "Reporting the Name of the Dish", it is even more of his unique skills, not to mention the contestants present, even if they are famous, they can't compare to him in "Reporting the Name of the Dish".
Therefore, this is definitely the super boss of "Newspaper Dish Name".
Because people focus almost all their attention on this one skill.
"I'm coming!" Wang Yutian came directly to the stage.
The audience immediately became excited and applauded desperately.
The host also looked at the director, is this a performance accident?
But the director was excited.
"National Cross Talk Competition" uses a live broadcast method.
Of course, it's not really a pure live broadcast, and it has to be delayed for a few minutes, and if something goes wrong, you can reduce it.
And there is also an advertising law, as well as some pre-recorded pictures, even if there are some accidents in the live broadcast, you can make up for it immediately.
But the gimmick of live streaming brings huge benefits to the entire ratings.
And now......
completely lived up to the director's expectations, and after Wang Huan took the stage to scold the judges, the ratings soared directly.
And it also comes higher, and there is no tendency to press down at all.
Guided presentation, everything continues!
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Wang Yutian, the super boss of "Report the Name of the Dish", came to the stage and looked at Wang Huandao.
"Wang Huan, I didn't want to come up, we said that cross talk is down-to-earth, and we hate hype the most. ”
"But I can't come up anymore, because you offended our ancestors, and you offended our beloved cross talk. ”
"Wang Huan, do you think that you have worked hard to memorize more than 900 words, so what a big joke, do you know how difficult it is to report the name of a dish?"
"More than 900 words, fast, accurate, and emotional, every word must be drilled into the audience's ears. ”
"Wang Huan, you don't know anything about cross talk. ”
"Wang Huan, next, I will use "Report the Name of the Dish" to teach you how to be a man. ”
Wang Yutian took a deep breath and raised his hand.
Suddenly, the host began to pinch the stopwatch, which was an old routine for their performance.
And on the TV screen, there will also be electronic timekeeping.
This breath was inhaled for fifteen seconds, as if a cannonball was brewing, and then Wang Yutian burst out violently.
Report the name of the dish and officially begin.
"I invite you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tails, roasted duck, roasted chickens, roasted goose, braised pigs, braised ducks, sauced chickens, bacon, pine flower tripies, dried meat, sausages, ......"
He said faster and faster, faster and faster.
In the end, it was really like a machine-gun bullet.
This is his unique skill, he has performed more than once on TV, and at least hundreds of times in the theater.
But every time, it can still be amazing.
Everyone held their breath and watched his performance in silence.
Faster and faster, but every word is clear.
And it's also subdued.
Quick, fast, fast, fast......
During the whole process, he didn't even ventilate at all.
"Stir-fried shredded pork, stir-fried pork slices, braised sauerkraut, braised cabbage, braised peas, stewed lentils, edamame, fried cowpeas, plus pickled cabbage silk ......"
It's totally over!
The performance was perfect!
The stopwatch stops, and the timer on the stage stops.
2:15.55.
This achievement is awesome!
Immediately, the audience burst into thunderous applause.
It's wonderful, it's outstanding.
Not only the audience, but also the judges in the audience applauded.
The other contestants even stood up and applauded, because at this time, Wang Yutian was playing on behalf of the cross talk world to teach the clown Wang Huan a lesson.
After reading it, Wang Yutian looked at Wang Huan, full of Wang Zhi's contempt, and said lightly: "Wang Huan, don't use your hobbies to challenge my major, put away your ignorance, thank you." ”
At this time, judge Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan, did the scene just now shock you? Did you learn to be in awe? Uda's unique skill has been practiced for twenty years. So stop saying that you're a genius or anything like that. ”
Then, Zhang Wenyao said: "We don't expect you to defeat Wang Yutian, because it is impossible. As long as you have half of his score and complete the name of the dish within 4 minutes and 30 seconds, even if you pass the level, it proves that you are qualified to compete on stage. ”
"In addition, don't make more than ten mistakes, as for feelings, you don't need to be depressed. Zhang Wenyao said: "You start quickly, and then end quickly, this turmoil is over quickly, we have wasted too much time." ”
Wang Huan came to the microphone.
Is it the name of the dish?
You're 2 minutes and 15 seconds, right?
Wang Huan took a deep breath.
Then raising his hand, the host was ready to pinch the stopwatch again.
On the big screen of the stage, electronic timekeeping also appeared.
Wang Huan said: "I...... Please...... You...... Eat ......"
These four words, he deliberately said very slowly, as if in slow motion.
"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, ......"
The names of the previous dishes, he is also relatively slow, relatively normal speed.
But......
And then he got faster and faster, faster and faster.
Like a Maxim machine gun.
Like a storm.
In the end, everyone really felt that what spewed out of his mouth was not the name of the dish, but an incomparably dense bullet.
His performance was completely different from Wang Yutian just now.
The other party is fast first, and then it is actually a little difficult to support it, so the more you go to the back, the slower it becomes, and even the words are not very clear.
But what about Wang Huan?
It's really getting faster and faster, and when it comes to average, his speed is already completely unbelievably fast.
It couldn't have been any faster.
Absolutely impossible.
But...... He's still getting faster and faster, faster and faster.
It's almost to a point where it's completely incredible.
It's really like a light rain that turns into a heavy rain, then a torrential rain, and finally it is like the sky is pouring water down.
"Braised cabbage, braised peas, stewed lentils, edamame, fried cowpeas, plus pickled cabbage!"
Wang Huan's report to the name of the dish ends.
1 minute and 45 seconds in total.
is 30 seconds faster than Wang Yutian.
Moreover, this is still the case when Wang Huan deliberately slowed down at the beginning.
This...... That's just a level off.
It can be said that in terms of pure speed, that Wang Yutian can't even see Wang Huan's taillights.
Everyone was completely stunned and couldn't believe it.
Suddenly...... Wang Yutian said: "What is it to say quickly? Did he say it clearly? At the end, those words are completely connected and vague, what kind of skill is this?"
"Yes, yes, yes......" The other players also spoke: "He's stealing and sliding, and he can't even spit out the words, what kind of name is the name of the dish?"
Judge Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan, you are indeed very fast. But I'm very sorry, you still haven't passed, because you can't speak clearly, you can't speak clearly, what are you talking about the basic skills of cross talk? So fulfill your promise and leave this stage!"
Then, judge Zhang Wenyao raised his hand and asked Wang Huan to leave.
Before the official performance, he was asked to leave.
Wang Huan said lightly to Wang Yutian: "Who said that I can't speak clearly? Who said that the name of my newspaper is not clear, every word is extremely clear, it is because you have a problem with your ears and cannot hear clearly." ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned again.
Originally, the audience still sympathized with Wang Huan and felt that he seemed to be suppressed.
But now seeing Wang Huan's arrogant attitude, he applauded again and wanted to oust him from power.
Wang Yutian said: "Wang Huan, you are so strong and reasonable, and you look like you are so stubborn. ”
Wang Huan said lightly: "Host, can you play the last quarter of the time I just reported the name of the dish again? But slow down five times." ”
The host was stunned and ...... And this routine?
So, he looked at the host again.
The host immediately made an OK gesture, because the ratings are already very amazing now.
Next, the studio began to play the last quarter of Wang Huan's report on the name of the dish, with a total of more than 200 words.
Play the recording at normal speed first, which is only about 15 seconds.
At this speed, I really couldn't hear what Wang Huan was reading.
Next, slow down the playback speed by 5 or a factor of five.
A creepy scene appeared.
A scalp-tingling scene appeared.
After slowing down the speed by five times, Wang Huan's name of the dish, every word is extremely clear.
It's full of emotion, and every word is so full and penetrating.
It's a textbook existence.
...... ...... .
This...... This routine is too sassy.
It's amazing.
It's horrible.
But this is not over yet, Wang Huan began to recite again.
It's still from slow to fast, then to fast, as fast as a storm.
At first, everyone didn't hear what he was reciting.
Later, everyone found out that he was reversing.
Depend on!
It's actually backwards?!
It's not that the last dish name is memorized backwards at the beginning, but that every word is memorized backwards, from the last word forward.
This...... It's too hard, isn't it?
It's still less than two minutes.
More than 900 words of the name of the dish, reciting the end.
There are no stutters, no typos, and it's still incredibly smooth.
Everyone was stunned and couldn't believe it.
What an exaggeration!
Wang Huan said lightly: "Teacher Zhang Wenyao, do you think my basic skills are okay?"
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