Chapter 525: Slippers
"I've got something to eat, a lot. Li Xie immediately took out a lot of food from the soul space and put it in front of Zhang Dachun: "Big brother, you can eat whatever you want." ”
Zhang Dachun sat up violently, staring at the food, with a crystal harong flowing from the corner of his mouth, and his index finger on his lips and biting gently, wanting to eat, but hesitating, but eager.
Seeing him like this, Li Xie didn't know why, so he asked, "Big brother, why don't you eat?"
"Toxic. ”
"Poisonous?" Li Xie was stunned: "I'm your little brother, how can I be poisoned?"
"Brother Don't say that other people's food is poisonous, and it will poison me. ”
"Damn, do you believe that?"
"Brother Don't lie to me, he is the most upright, pure, and honest person in the world. ”
Li Xie had a cold sweat on his forehead, thinking that this other brother was too powerful, fooling people so much that people were so desperate.
"Big brother, other people's food may be poisonous, but I am your little brother, how can the little brother poison the eldest brother? It's the same with us, we're our own people. ”
"Correct. Zhang Dachun said very seriously: "My brother is Zhang Da Thigh, Brother Don is not my brother, he just calls Brother Don't." ”
"Okay, you can say whatever you want. Li Xie simply ate it himself, and said while eating: "Look, if it's poisonous, I'll poison myself, big brother, eat it." ”
Zhang Dachun was still hesitating, but he couldn't resist the temptation of food, and asked weakly: "Then do you have a roast chicken?"
"Roast chicken?" Li Xie really didn't prepare such a low-end food as roast chicken, but he immediately thought that he had prepared a yellow paper rooster to worship, and he happened to have a few roosters in reserve, so he immediately said: "Yes, but I have to roast it for you first." ”
"I want Farewell Grilled Chicken. ”
"Uh...... How do you count as a brother?"
"Engrave the three words of don't brother on the skin, eldest brother, it's not me who said you, your Huigen is really short. ”
“......”
Li Xie twitched the corners of his mouth and roasted three other brother brand roast chickens for Zhang Dachun, and finally persuaded Zhang Dachun to eat the roast chicken.
Watching Zhang Dachun open his mouth with a serious face, stretch out his pink little tongue, and eat slowly one by one, Li Xie had a strange feeling, feeling that this guy regarded eating as sacred.
After eating a roast chicken, Zhang Dachun put away the other two roast chickens and looked at Li Xie with tears in his eyes: "Big brother, brother hasn't eaten roast chicken for many years!
"Do as you like. Li Xie really couldn't keep up with this guy's neurotic jumping thinking, but in order to get benefits from Zhang Dachun, Li Xie pretended to have a bitter face: "Big brother, I'm bitter, the bitterness of Coptis bear bile......"
Before Li Xie finished speaking, Zhang Dachun stared at Li Xie with his eyes like torches: "Hmph, don't brother said, people who complain must have something to ask for, let's say, how can Brother help you?"
Li Xie's eyes lit up, his heart was excited, and he hurriedly said: "Big brother, can you help me improve my strength? Otherwise, give me some treasures?
"What's the Big Absolute?"
"That's ......" Li Xie thought for a moment and said, "It's the strength of the strongest person in this Netherworld Purgatory." ”
"Ah? Then I can't do it, like Xiao An Xiaoqiang, they are too powerful, I myself am not so powerful, how can you be so powerful?"
Li Xie twitched his eyebrows, what does this mean, there is an existence in the Netherworld Purgatory that is stronger than the Great Absolute In front of him? This guy in front of him can kill him, and there are people who are more powerful than him? What is the place of the Netherworld Purgatory? This is so strong that it is a bit perverted!
"Then don't be the strongest, just ...... Weaker than the eldest brother, not too weak, just casually kill the people here. Oh, the eldest brother should be able to feel that there is a woman at the entrance of Huarong Dao, right? ”
"That woman, she's too weak, how can I make my little brother so weak?"
When Li Xie heard this, he was so excited in his heart! This neurotic is so loving! Big brother, big brother for life! Li Xie immediately sublimated his relationship with Zhang Dachun to the extent that the wind could not blow down and the iron could not be broken, and hurriedly said: "Then big brother quickly improve my strength, and I can be as strong as I can." ”
"This is simple, according to the theorem of conservation of energy, the theory of material transformation, I only need to send you to the Terran Research Institute for ten years, and you can be very strong. ”
"What are you sending it for?"
"Studied!"
“...... , Big brother, don't be like this, then you give me some things that you can do immediately and give me strength, such as what magic weapons, panacea and the like, is there any?"
"Yes, yes. Zhang Dachun said: "However, Brother Don't say that you can't take too much care of the younger brother, and you have to give the younger brother room for his own development, so I can't give it to you, if you ......"
"What if?" said Li Xie urgently.
"Do you know how to play mahjong?"
"Yes!"
"In this case, if you win a game against me, I will give you something, and I will give you as many things as you win. I'm not a liar, my stuff is good. ”
"And what if I lose?"
"If you lose one game, you will play JJ 100 times. ”
"Wow! so ruthless!, in order to improve my strength, fight! I have a mahjong table, come to mahjong for two!"
Many, many years later, some people wanted to write an autobiography for Li Xie and asked him which period of his life experience was the most painful? Li Xie always said that there was no pain in his life, only the sweetness after the suffering, and the harvest after never giving up the struggle. But the man who wrote his autobiography found something very strange.
The former evil king still likes to play mahjong very much since he learned to play mahjong, but since he entered the netherworld purgatory for the first time, the evil king has never touched mahjong again, and even, he is not allowed to spread mahjong in the world as an entertainment method.
Many people asked the evil king the reason, and the evil king always replied through gritted teeth: "Remember, even if you chop JJ, don't play mahjong with Zhang Dachun!"
This is a matter for the future, and at present, it should be said that ten days have passed unconsciously.
"Daddy!"
Huarong Dao let out a terrible and tragic scream, which caused Hua Rong Dao's Wuji to frown deeply if she closed her eyes and rested, this was the thirteen,700 screams she had heard in the past ten days, she recognized this voice, it was Li Xie's voice, what happened in Huarong Dao? Why is Li Xie's scream so terrifying?
"Did he abuse that monster?" Wuji nodded heavily: "In this life, don't enter Huarong Dao!"
The camera came to Huarong Road, next to the mahjong table.
Li Xie's eyes were red and swollen, it was crying, and his complaining eyes completely ruined his image as a big man.
"Don't play! Don't play anymore! It's too bad! Woo woo ......"
"Brother Don't say, if you are willing to gamble and lose, just now you lost another game, play JJ a hundred times first. ”
"Is it okay to owe it?"
"No way!"
"Woo ......"
"Hehe...... Zhang Dachun's small eyebrows trembled vigorously: "You can't play mahjong with me, let's play flying chess?"
"No!" Li Xie felt that this guy was a big pit! There was no reason to play mahjong for ten days, this guy was either Tianhu or Dihu, and occasionally came to Eighteen Arhats, how can he play this?
"That'...... Are we better than sleeping?"
"No!"
"Longer than hair?"
Li Xie narrowed his eyes, glanced at Zhang Dachun's mushroom hairstyle, and then compared his long hair with a small ponytail now, his eyes lit up: "Don't use your strength to make your hair grow!"
Zhang Dachun said disdainfully: "You person, let's win or lose, of course we have to be authentic." ”
"Hey...... If I win, you can give me ten treasures or help me improve my strength?"
"If you lose, you will bounce JJ a thousand times!"
"Deal!" Li Xie immediately pulled a piece of hair down, and his expression was rippling: "Don't compare, I'm going to win!" Although it's only about thirty centimeters, it's much longer than your little mushroom. ”
Zhang Dachun flicked his Liuhai, grabbed one of the hairs, and saw that the hair was getting longer and longer, at least one meter long: "Oh, mine is longer than yours." ”
Li Xie was dumbfounded, and suddenly burst out: "Impossible! You cheat!"
"Don't slander my reputation, the people of the universe know that I am innocent and never cheat. ”
"Then how can you have a meter of hair!
"My hair is slightly curly. ”
"Can you roll from five centimeters to a meter?"
"Hmph! I am willing to lose the bet, although you are my little brother, but if you don't have a gamble, don't blame me for killing my relatives in righteousness. ”
"Woo ......"
Li didn't want to say anything evil, thinking that he had found a backer, thinking that this guy was a fool, and in the end, he was numb by the pit.
"Big brother...... I'm leaving. Li Xie was disheartened, he didn't want to fool this guy anymore, it wasn't Li Xie who fooled him at all, Li Xie felt that from beginning to end, he was the one who was fooled.
So he decided to leave, but at the end of Huarong Dao, he honestly looked for the Fuyuan Stone, honestly obtained the domain through the Fuyuan Stone, honestly waited for the absolute appearance, and honestly got out of the Netherworld Purgatory, he never wanted to mention the matter of Huarong Dao again!
Zhang Dachun didn't keep Li Xie, but just patted Li Xie on the shoulder a few times: "Men need to go out, Brother Zhang, you have to remember, your surname is Zhang, your name is eldest brother, don't live up to this name, if you have difficulties, come to my brother, do you know?"
"Big brother, I have a dislocated shoulder. ”
"It's okay, men need trauma to promote maturity, since you have decided to go out and explore the rivers and lakes, brother will give you some gifts. Wandering is to walk, walking to shoes, this pair of slippers is won by brother playing mahjong, after brother processing, with the universe of the same theory after transformation, it is very comfortable to wear, it will be given to you, don't thank brother, brother is a good person and never leaves a name. ”
After Zhang Dachun said a lot, he took out a pair of slippers and gave them to Li Xie, which was a pair of flip-flops with blue ribbon on a white background, which did not exude any powerful aura, nor could he see anything extraordinary.
Looking at the pair of flip-flops, Li Xie wanted to cry without tears, waved his hand, said goodbye to Zhang Dachun, and continued to walk Huarong Road.
After walking a few steps, Li Xie laughed self-deprecatingly, and was paralyzed by Zhang Dachun's pit, in exchange for a pair of flip-flops, which made Li Xie want to throw the flip-flops away. But after thinking about it, Li Xie still put it into the soul space, and said to himself: "Lao Tzu's name is Li slippers, and the most painful experience is only exchanged for a pair of slippers, which is really ironic, so keep it as a souvenir." ”