Chapter 524: Zhang Dachun
Although he didn't feel the danger on this monster, the more he heard about how powerful this monster was, could it be that he had no purpose, and the more he listened, the more Li Xie had a preconceived idea, and he thought that this monster was hiding his breath.
If he hadn't heard of those legends, Li Xie could still joke with this person at will, but at this moment, he was nervous and scared, and for a while, he didn't know what to say. And the man didn't speak, just looked at Li Xie with tears in his eyes.
Long...... After at least an hour of continuing to be in this state, Li Xie finally couldn't stand the guy's eyes eating Guoguo and the chrysanthemum felt a faint pain, and couldn't help but say, "Can you stop staring at me like this?"
The man said pitifully: "Otherwise, how can I see you? Isn't there a saying that the villagers see the villagers with tears in their eyes." Look at my eyes, they are tearful, but they are not pretending. ”
"When the fellow sees the fellow, the tears are in his eyes?" Li Xie was stunned for a moment and exclaimed: "Are you from the earth?"
"Yes!" the man exclaimed, "Where are you on Earth?"
"Where is my earth's ......?" How do you answer this? Li Xie thought for a moment and said, "I am from Lijia Village, earth." ”
"Oh, I'm from the Terran Institute. It seems that we are still neighbors next door to Lijia Village!" the man became more and more excited.
There is a human research institute next door to Lijia Village?
Li Xie was stunned again, he was blind to Lijia Village, how could he know where he was? Unexpectedly, the blind cat ran into a dead mouse, and he was blind to the right one.
"Good neighbor, good neighbor. Li Xie smiled, much less vigilant against this person, and asked again: "You are the monster that the people of the Netherworld Purgatory said?"
In fact, Li Xie was not sure that this person was the legendary monster, after all, Li Xie did not feel the slightest danger in him, and even when he talked to him, the other party did not have the majesty of a strong man.
Perhaps, which unlucky guy fell into Huarong Dao, Lao Tzu don't recognize the wrong person and the wrong thing.
"How do you judge people by their appearance!" the man was very unhappy when he heard the word monster, and his face sank.
Although Li Xie suspected that this person was not the monster, he was also afraid that this person was the monster, and he was not happy, Li Xie did not dare to imagine his fate, and hurriedly said: "No, no, you are so handsome, how can I judge people by their appearance?"
"Hmph! I'm skinny now, people run away when they see me, and you still say I'm handsome! It's obviously sarcasm! This is a kind of grammar that shows your disdain for me, although I'm a fellow, but today, I'm going to beat you up!"
"Ah, big brother, isn't it!" Li Xie hurriedly said: "I really didn't sarcastically mock you, you are really handsome." ”
"Big brother?!You call me big brother?" The man dodged and came to Li Xie at a speed that Li Xie couldn't react to, and his eyes only stared at Li Xie: "You...... You're my long-lost little brother?!"
Younger brother?
Damn, big brother is polite, okay!
Li Xie suddenly felt that there was something wrong with this guy's brain, but Li Xie had already affirmed that this person was a legendary monster, and just now his movement speed was completely beyond Li Xie's perception, and even, Li Xie didn't perceive the slightest energy fluctuation, which meant that this person's random movement was beyond Li Xie's comprehension!
"I'm ......" Regarding the matter of the little brother, Li Xie suddenly had an idea! Didn't Lao Tzu prepare a yellow paper rooster and prepare to suddenly worship this guy? This guy bumped into him, don't we just recognize him as the eldest brother? In the future, he will be covered, the sky and the earth are big, and Lao Tzu will walk sideways, hahaha!
Li Xie laughed in his heart, and hurriedly said, "Yes, big brother, I am your little brother!"
"Ahh
Unfortunately, Li Xie's body couldn't even withstand an ordinary bear hug from this strange man, and was directly hugged and scattered.
"It's okay, it's okay, big brother is here, you can't die. The man pointed his finger, and Li Xie, who was scattered like black smoke, actually skipped the process of reunion and formed, and directly changed into his original appearance.
Li Xie glanced at the person with palpitations, and the pain of the moment when he was just picked up was still in Li Xie's mind, which made Li Xie have a little understanding of the strength of this monster, that is, this monster can pinch him to death with a finger casually, or the kind that is unintentional.
"Big brother, don't come here, don't touch me!" Seeing that the man was about to hug him again, Li Xie was so frightened that his face turned blue.
"Little brother, you can't do this, we are brothers, we have to hug and enhance our relationship...... Huh?" The man suddenly became puzzled: "No, you are my little brother, why are you in Lijia Village? Aren't all surnamed Li in Lijia Village?"
Li Xie hurriedly said, "I have my mother's surname." ”
"Oh!" the man realized, "I guess your mother and my mother are not the same person, after all, my father is a boat runner." ”
...... "Can you not take advantage of it like this?" Forget it, we don't know who our dad is anyway."
"But this one. The man said, "Since you and my brother are reunited, you have to take my surname and change your name...... By the way, what's your name?"
"Li Xie. ”
"Li shoes? How ugly! No personality and no taste!"
"Big brother, what's your name?"
"Zhang Dachun, alias hehe, nicknamed Fatty. ”
"Wow! What a personality, so tasteful!" Li Xie said incorrectly.
Zhang Dachun's two little eyebrows twitched: "Tell you, we have a bigger brother, called Zhang Da Thigh, both surnamed Zhang, big characters, and I will also give you a name, since you are our little brother, let's call Zhang Xiaodi...... Well, no, Brother Zhang, well, it's called Brother Zhang!"
Okay, Zhang Da Thigh, Zhang Da Chun, Brother Zhang, your Zhang family is really talented.
Li Xie was a little speechless about this Zhang Dachun, but Li Xie had already seen that this person had a bit of a problem with his brain, and he was a little stupid, if he had a good relationship and was covered by such a ridiculously strong big brother, then life would be too wonderful!
"Big brother, then I'll be called Brother Zhang!" Li Xie decided to recognize this name for the time being, anyway, he won't suffer a loss, at least his younger brother is very big and can still be Zhang.
"Good big brother!" Zhang Dachun's small eyes flashed, and he seemed to be very excited, but he said in a low voice: "Big brother, are you married, do you have children, where do you work?"
"I ......" asked what this is for? Li Xie hurriedly replied truthfully: "I am married, I have no children yet, and I don't have a job." ”
"No job? How can it be! Men put their careers first! It's okay, I'll find you a job when I go back, big brother, huh...... You are my assistant, tell you that I am the Glory Dean of the Terran Research Institute, and you will be the Assistant Dean of Glory in the future. ”
What is the Terran Research Institute? Dean of Glory? Sounds like it is awesome! Coupled with this guy's strength, wouldn't I, the assistant dean of Honor, be upside down?
Li Xie's mind was fluttering, and he hurriedly asked, "Big brother, what is our assistant to the dean doing, and what are the benefits?"
Zhang Dachun said incomprehensibly: "Research!"
"Study what?"
"The study universe is open, and everything evolves! However, you are an assistant, so you don't have to do such complicated things. ”
"Oh, what does that assistant do?"
"Studied!"
"......" dare to love is a pit?! Li Xie was completely speechless.
Zhang Dachun pulled Li Xie to his side and said in a low voice: "Big brother, we are in a very dangerous place now!"
The danger in the mouth of such a strong man, how dangerous is that?
Li Xie hurriedly cheered up: "What place?"
"Alien!"
"I know that. ”
"No, you don't know! I'm telling you, aliens are bad, they're going to take earthlings and slice them! and they're going to make us fools. ”
"Oooh. "Li Xie estimates that this guy is a psychopath, and he thinks the people of Netherworld Purgatory are aliens, no wonder he will kill the great powerhouse, but it doesn't matter, Li Xie has confessed to him as a brother, what are you afraid of?
"Big brother, since it's dangerous, let's leave quickly. "Li Xie has no interest in that lucky stone, his current interest is on Zhang Dachun, if you fool this person smoothly, let him follow him, tsk, what supreme god is amazing, what is it?
Of course, the premise is that Zhang Dachun can take Li Xie out of the Netherworld Purgatory, which is also where Li Xie is about to suddenly him, if Zhang Dachun can take Li Xie out, Li Xie will not need to go to the end of Huarong Dao to meet with Jue.
"I can't leave. Zhang Dachun shook his head and said.
"Why? You can't leave Netherworld Purgatory?" Li Xie was a little surprised.
Zhang Dachun laughed disdainfully: "I can travel through the universe, let alone this place? ”
"Why?"
"I'm going to wait for someone. ”
"Waiting for whom?"
"My brother. ”
"Who is Brother Don't?"
"He was a tall and mighty man, he had three heads, six hands, and twelve feet, and he could swallow a cow in one bite. ”
"...... is a genuine monster!" Li Xie was speechless. Zhang Dachun looked at the sky with confused eyes.
Li Xie thought about fooling this guy out of the Netherworld Purgatory first, so he said again: "Big brother, how long have you waited for Brother Donal?"
Zhang Dachun frowned: "According to the quantum theory, the exact time should be three days, four hours, thirty-three minutes and eight seconds in July 5088......
"So long? Maybe if you wait, Brother Don't come, why don't we go out and find him?"
Zhang Dachun shook his head, looked at the sky again, his eyes were empty, and his gaze was far away: "Do you know? Waiting is happy, I believe that one day, my other brother will step on the colorful auspicious clouds to pick me up, I believe, so I will keep waiting." You don't understand this kind of feeling. Don't persuade my brother, my brother is just sentimental. ”
Damn, can you not be so kind? You wait, how can Lao Tzu get out?
Li Xie wanted to continue to persuade, but thinking that this guy had been waiting for more than 5,000 years, and that brainless thing could not be persuaded in a few words, he immediately changed his mind, no longer fooling Zhang Dachun to get out of the Netherworld Purgatory with him, but instead thinking about how to get some benefits from Zhang Dachun!
"I'm so hungry! Big brother, brother is so hungry. Zhang Dachun pitifully clutched his stomach, fell back straight and straight, and lay on the ground in a big shape.
Hungry? hehe...... The benefits can be fished!