Ladies and gentlemen, there is a famous saying, the things that men and women in the world are afraid of, say: People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of not having money, and women are afraid of being fat. In fact, compared with this, what I am more afraid of is: the junior meets his wife three times, and he has to change his posture and shake the bed!

Think about it, it's true and even reasonable.

Long story short, the book picks up.

Let's say that Huang Shiren, a slut, how could he have expected to meet Cihang under this situation, and how could he have expected that when Cihang saw him, he looked like a child, as if he had a good impression of himself.

In this heart, it is really soy sauce and honey poured together, salty and sweet. The sweet thing is that if Cihang is like this, he will be refreshed in the future! The salty thing is that Bixiao next to him is as careful as a hair, how can this ambiguity not be seen, and the consequences are serious compared to himself.

As for Cihang, his heart is warm at the moment.

That night, that figure, I thought that it would be difficult to get together again after that, but I didn't expect to meet like this.

No wonder Senior Brother Guangchengzi can't calculate his identity, if the strong man is him, it is right.

Looking at Huang Shiren, who was bowing his head and muttering in the sky, a faint smile appeared on Cihang's face.

In this life, there are too many people who come and go in their own world, some stay for a long time, and some pass by, but there is always such a person, which has nothing to do with the length of stay. Because, as soon as you see him, the world has begun to collapse.

Cihang smiled. Smiled happily. She hadn't laughed like that in a long, long time.

And this laugh is like a knife, stabbing into the heart of the red sperm!

"This Taoist friend is Jingming, right?!" The red sperm came to hit Huang Shiren, his eyes widened, and he was extremely fierce.

Huang Shiren looked at the red sperm and was a little funny: "Yes, the poor Taoist respects the Ming Dao, and the nickname is Xiaosi." ”

"I don't care what Jingming or Xiaosi you are. Let me ask you, what kind of Tao are you?!"

"Which way?"

"We don't have anyone like you in West Kunlun. Are you a sectarian?!"

"Definitely. ”

"Western Teaching!"

"Definitely. ”

"Hakkeinomiya's?"

"Not really. ”

"Are you Taoist!?"

"Taoism?" Huang Shiren smiled. Raise your head and say: "I'm alone, I'm alone!"

The red sperm interrogated him, and Huang Shiren did not reveal his identity, which made the red sperm angry at the same time. There was also a lot of sarcasm in my heart.

Your mother, this dog day is a loose person! Since it's a scattered person, to put it bluntly, it's a birdman with no door and no faction, hehe. The master wants to come and look at the top. is a notoriously snobbish eye, and he will definitely not agree to the good things of him and his senior sister!

Boy, since you have no door and no faction, hehe, then don't worry about me being polite in the future.

Red sperm face. A sinister smile was revealed.

"What is this fellow Daoist called?"

"Poor Dao West Kunlun expounds the Yuan Shi Tianzun and sits down as a disciple, one of the twelve golden immortals. Red sperm is also!" Red sperm straightened his waist and said proudly.

"Oh, it turned out to be a sperm friend, hehe, I'm glad to be happy!"

"It's red sperm!"

"Oh. Eating sperm, I can't imagine that Taoist friends still have such a hobby, I am ashamed of myself. Huang Shiren said happily.

Poof. In the big tent, many people were so happy that their mouths were crooked, even the clouds, and they couldn't help laughing.

"You!" the red sperm was so angry that he wanted to go crazy on the spot.

"Senior brother!" Cihang saw that this junior brother was disgraced, not only did he not work hard, but he was happy in his heart, and when he saw that the red sperm was going to make trouble, he drank it.

Red sperm is not afraid of heaven and earth, but afraid of Yuan Shi Tianzun and Cihang, although he was furious, Cihang shouted, and had to walk back dejectedly.

At the critical moment, it was Nangong Shi who came forward to solve the siege.

"The eldest prince, on the orders of the second prince, I and the two immortals came to the northern army to assist the eldest prince in quelling the rebellion, and I hope that the eldest prince will be promoted in the future!"

Bo Yi didn't understand what was going on in front of him, but he saw that the red sperm listened to the words of Cihang Dao people very much, and Cihang Dao people seemed to have a friendship with Huang Shiren again, so he was relieved in his heart, and nodded slightly to Nangong Shi: "General Nangong is hard, the two immortals are hard, and I hope to work together in the future to protect my Xiqi peace." ”

"Yes!" Nangong Shi and the three of them replied, Bo Yi gave an order, and the three of them went.

"Immortal Chief, what is next?" Bo Yi Kao looked at Huang Shiren and said.

"Yes, Dad, the second senior brother and the third senior brother are doing it over there, if it weren't for these three people, it would be no problem for us to go north and join forces, but these three people are mixed, how is it good?"

Huang Shiren smiled coldly: "Don't worry about this matter, I have a way." ”

Night. There was a high wind.

In the early winter, the heavens and the earth are slaughtered, the wind is howling, and the dripping water becomes ice.

The camp of the Northern Army was silent.

Huang Shiren walked out of the military tent, rubbed his ears as he walked, and muttered: "Immeasurable Tianzun! Bixiao, this woman is too ruthless!

Xiao Yueyue next to her said: "Dad, you should be happy, if your mother knows your good deeds, I'm afraid it won't be your ears that suffer." ”

The little slut said as he looked at Huang Shiren's crotch happily, and saw that Huang Shiren's crotch was tight.

"Die! What a good thing for me, you know a fart!?"

"Why don't I know!? Although I waited for you in the woods that night and didn't see your good deeds, but knowing my son Mo Ruo's father, I know what shit you are pulling when you pout your ass, and you and that Cihang must have an adulterous relationship!"

"Your mother! We are a pure relationship between men and women!"

"You should be a three-year-old child! There is no serious relationship between men and women!"

The two muttered, went up to the high platform, and looked at the lights everywhere in front of the 100,000 horses, Huang Shiren sighed.

"Dad, this time, can it succeed?"

"No problem, Cihang and I can handle it, and the 100,000 horses in Boyi will be fine!"

"Dad, I'm not asking about this, but about whether I can handle that drifting girl?"

"Yueyue! To tell you the truth, to be a man, to be a son is to be a righteous person, to be a son, and the most important thing is to be a filial piety, Cihang will become your mother in the future. Aren't you messing around?!"

"I'm a demon, not a human! Didn't the drifting woman get caught by you? Chances are you'll be your daughter-in-law!"

"Oh my God, I, Huang Shiren, am wise, how did I accept such a bastard thing!"

"Dad, don't feel sorry, be good. ”

......

The two of them are pinching each other. Suddenly, in the barracks, two streamers shot out quickly. Coming this way.

"Dad, someone's coming!"

"See, hide!"

Father and son dodge behind a boulder. Hidden breath.

"Senior sister. You must give me an explanation for this matter!Otherwise, I will go back to Qilin Cliff to tell the master!" The streamer fell, revealing the figures of the red sperm and Cihang, and the red sperm had to erupt, pointing at Cihang. Fly into a rage.

"Red sperm, I said. This is my own business! You are the master of the message, and I am not afraid!"

"Your own business!?" Red Sperm sneered: "Senior sister, since the day we joined the teaching, we people have even lost our lives, do you think this is your own business!? What kind of bullshit respects the Ming Dao people, but the nameless and unsected scattered people, do you think that the master can promise the two of you good things!? Don't dream!"

The words of the red sperm made Cihang's face pale, but he was also really angry.

"Red sperm, if it is according to your identity, I will call you a junior brother, but if you anger me, I will not be polite!"

"Hehe, senior sister, what a good senior sister! I can't beat you, if you do it, just come, don't you have that treasure bottle? Even if you accept me! But I don't know how you can explain it to the master?"

This face, this face that makes me think about it, is such a view, so deep that I can't extricate myself.

"Senior sister, we have known each other for countless years, you know my friendship with you, and Shizun knows even more about this matter. Since this is the case today, then make it clear, before going down the mountain, I once met Shizun, and Shizun told me that as long as I do a good job on this errand, after I am done, he will allow you to be my immortal cultivation companion. ”

"What errand?!???" Cihang couldn't help but be shocked when he heard this.

"Hehehehehe. The red sperm was extremely proud, and said: "This is what the master ordered, even Senior Brother Guangchengzi doesn't know, since it is a secret, how can I let the senior sister know." Good sister, you can be prepared and be my man!"

With that, the red sperm smiled lewdly and rushed towards Cihang.

"You bastard!" Cihang's face turned red, he ducked, his hand shook, and he showed the treasure bottle: "Red sperm, if you dare to do this again, it is the master who protects you, and today I will let you die under my treasure bottle!"

Looking at the glorious vase, the red sperm smiled: "I just like the strength of my senior sister, okay, anyway, my senior sister will be my person sooner or later, I won't embarrass you." Senior sister, let's see. ”

The red sperm looked up to the sky and laughed, drove the streamer, and disappeared in a flash.

With a pop, Cihang sat down on the ground, looking at the direction in which the red sperm had left, and burst into tears.

"Dad, I'm going to teach that sperm a lesson! Fucking bastard, I'm angry if I don't roast him! That drifting woman, it's pitiful for you to coax you. Yueyue sighed, pushed Huang Shiren, and chased the red sperm.

This bastard!

Yueyue's performance made Huang Shiren's heart hot.

This little slut, although he is neither big nor small on weekdays, has nothing to take advantage of Huang Shiren in words, but in fact, it is the roundworm in Huang Shiren's stomach, what Huang Shiren thinks, he knows very well.

Turning his face and looking at Cihang under the moonlight, Huang Shiren sighed lightly, his heart was warm, and he couldn't care about much, so he didn't step forward.

"It's so cold, sitting on the ground, you're going to get sick. Huang Shiren laughed softly.

"...... you" Cihang looked up and saw that it was Huang Shiren, quickly turned his face away, wiped away his tears, and barely squeezed out a trace of laughter: "In the middle of the night, the third watch, suddenly broke out, do you want to scare people to death?"

"Hehehe, if this is the case, it can scare people to death, then it will save trouble, do you still need to work hard to practice?" Huang Shiren stepped forward and pulled up Cihang.

Feeling the warmth in Huang Shiren's hands, Cihang's heart was hot.

Nice moonlight down.

Very good moonshine.

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