The 273rd episode of the fourth play, Liang Cihang, the moon bursts red sperm
The 273rd episode of the fourth drama Liang Cihang bursts red sperm in the moon
In this world, there is a famous saying about the emotional problems of men and women, and there is a sentence that is reasonable, saying: It is better to be arrogant and moldy than to be humble in love.
If you think about it, it's really fucking reasonable.
But such a reason is completely unreasonable for the people of Huangshi. It is said that a woman is virtuous if she is not talented, and Huang Shiren is too lacking in virtue in her previous life.
Without further ado, the book picks up.
Let's say that Huang Shiren grabbed Cihang's hand, his heart was full of joy, and Cihang over there was a careful liver fluttering and jumping, under the moonlight, the two of them were really you and me, so thick that it couldn't work.
It is said that the most difficult thing in the world to pull out, in addition to teeth, there is also love. Love is a complicated thing, so complicated that it is a mess of threads, and it entangles the two people who can't be beaten with eight poles.
"That, Jingming Daoyou......"
"Ci, don't call it Jingming Daoyou, it sounds too outward, if you want, call me a little four. ”
"Little four, this name is too ......"
"What's too much?"
"It's too much like a cat or a dog. ”
"Yes, but cats and dogs are much better than people, people are too complicated, aren't they? ”
"Hmm. ”
"Huh. ”
"Little Si, is your cave really in the Babaoshan Memorial Hall?"
"Of course it's true. ”
"Then how did I ask for so long that no one knew there was such a place?"
"Hey, there are so many fairy caterpillars in the world this day, it's natural that you can't find out. This Babaoshan Memorial Hall, close to the west, is a place of black miasma. I was an orphan since I was a child, and I was adopted and raised by my master, who knew that the master's bastard was good enough to love to flirt with little girls, and once I was molested with one, and was beaten to death by someone's master, leaving me alone, the world is wandering, that's it. ”
"Oh. Little Si, your background is really pitiful. ”
"Yes, when I think of these past events, I want to cry, and I feel sad. Ci, do you want to borrow my shoulder?"
"Done. ”
"Little four, you lean on your shoulder, you lean on your shoulder, that hand ......"
"Hand, what's wrong?"
"Hand ...... Don't mess with your hands......"
"I don't want to. But back then, my master taught me immortal arts, and I went crazy, and I got a secret method from him, as long as I saw a beautiful woman, this hand was not honest. ”
"It's not honest to see beautiful women's hands!?"
"This ...... Ci, don't get angry, it's not that you are dishonest when you see a woman, only what I like is dishonest. ”
"Oh. That's up to you. Just don't go too far. ”
"How can I go too far? Ci, I ask you, what are you doing here with that red sperm?"
"It's too complicated, and you don't understand it. But you, when did you run to Bo Yi Kao?"
"It's too complicated to say, and I'm being coerced into it anyway. ”
"By those three nights?"
"Hmm"
"By the way, how do you know those three nights!?"
"It's more complicated. ”
"Do you have a relationship?!"
"How to say it, there are some and there are no, you will know later. ”
"Oh. ”
"Ci, are you here this time to punish Ji Fa's soldiers?"
"How do you know?"
"What do I don't know?!Ci, do you remember what I said that night?"
"Yes. ”
"I think that the affairs of the fairy world should be solved by the fairy world, and you do this, I don't know how many innocent people have died tragically. “
"Little four, people don't want to, it's hard to disobey the teacher's fate. “
"I have a way. Hehe. “
"What's the solution?"
"Don't ask about that. Do you believe me?"
"This ...... Believe it. ”
"If you believe, listen to me. ”...,
"Oh. ”
Under the moonlight, Huang Shiren leaned on Cihang's shoulder, looking lowly, and made up a bastard reason to kill a thousand knives, and walked up and down with a pair of salty pig hands. Who would have thought that the pure saint and beautiful Cihang Dao people in the fairy world would be willing to be like this by Lao Huang, a slut.
Huang Shiren's two goods, using all his strength, only coaxed Cihang to be extremely happy, the two kissed me and me, until the moon was in the sky, Cihang went back with a red face.
Looking at the back, Huang Shiren's eyes were confused.
Cihang, if you know my true identity in the future, can we still do this?
Thinking of the future, Huang Shiren's originally happy heart suddenly sank.
Perhaps, this is called creation and making people.
If she is not the apprentice of the bull's nose of Yuan Shi Tianzun, if I am not the Taoist leader, I am unmarried, she is not married, a natural pair of dogs and men, how good, alas......
was thinking about it when a sneer came from behind him.
"Daddy, this, yes. ”
Turning his face, he saw Xiao Yueyue's little slut standing behind him, with a wicked smile on his face.
"That's a must!"
"Dad, you have a very good technique, when will you teach it to me, and I will meet that drifting girl in the future, and heroes will also be useful, right?"
"Rub it!, you bastard peeked just now!?"
"How can you call it a peek? You two dogs and men are too arrogant, such a big moonlight, you don't dodge, you do it in broad daylight, I can't do it if I don't want to!?"
"Your mother!" Huang Shiren cried and laughed, and said, "You just went to chase the red sperm, what's the matter?"
Xiao Yueyue put on a pair of superhuman tiger skin panties, and said happily: "Dad, if you don't mention me, you have to say it, hehe, the bastard of the red sperm, the Tao is very bulldozen, if it is a hard touch, I am naturally not an opponent." ”
"What, you suffered?" Huang Shiren was stunned.
Yueyue's cultivation is naturally not as good as red sperm, but he is a natural alien, copper skin and iron bones, even if he suffers, it should be no big deal.
Xiao Yueyue shook her head, revealing Huang Shiren's exact treacherous smile, and said, "It's not a loss." Dad, who am I!? I'm your dear, how can I suffer!? I followed the red sperm all the way, and there was no perfect opportunity, so I definitely wouldn't have started at that time. ”
"Found an opportunity?" Looking at Xiao Yueyue, who was spitting, Huang Shiren was relieved, rubbing, although this product has not been with him for a long time, but his stomach is bad, he has learned very much.
"That's a must!" Xiao Yueyue said with a smile: "I followed all the way to the camp, and that guy went out to the thatched house......"
"Wait, a big Luo Jin Immortal like Red Sperm, do you still need to go to the thatched house?"
"How do I know!
"Okay, go ahead. ”
"As soon as I saw him go up to the hut, I knew that the opportunity had come. Dad, when men are most relaxed, in addition to the bed, it is the thatched house, hehe, I learned Daddy's most notorious trick!"
"Rub it!, you exploded that chrysanthemum!?"
"A must!"
"No, you don't have my golden finger, how did you burst the chrysanthemum of red sperm!?"
Xiao Yueyue was so proud, and said: "Dad, you are talking bastard! Without a golden finger, you can burst chrysanthemums! I turned into a fly and slipped into the thatched house, sacrificed a unicorn fire, and shot at the middle of the red sperm's pouting buttocks......!
Xiao Yueyue gestured, smiling.
Huang Shiren's eyes closed. Dear mother! The red sperm touched this ***, it can be regarded as eight lifetimes of mold! That unicorn fire, the ox fork is incomparable, very powerful, the chrysanthemum is so messed up, it is my golden finger, and it can't be compared!
Good!
"Yueyue, this thing is good! There is a ten-thousandth of your father's demeanor!"...,
"Hehe, Daddy Xie's praise, I'll keep working hard!"
"Hmm. ”
"Dad, the wind is strong, and the crotch of my pants is cold, so go back quickly. ”
"It's good!"
The two sluts walked one after the other, talking and laughing, and went back to the barracks without mentioning it.
There was nothing to say all night, and the next day, just after dawn, the drums and horns of the northern military camp soared into the sky. After 100,000 Xiqi elites sacrificed to the sky, they set up camp and went straight to northern Xinjiang.
Huang Shiren put his hands behind his back, got on the back of the golden-eyed fire unicorn Xiao Yueyue, and followed Bo Yi Kao and the others to leave, and saw that Nangong Shi, Cihang and Red Sperm were late.
Nangong Shi and Cihang naturally had nothing to do, but they saw the red sperm, limping and pouting their buttocks when they walked, and they grinned in pain.
"Oh, sperm fellow, I haven't seen you this night, are you swollen, is it so painful?" Huang Shiren said happily.
The red sperm smoked seven orifices, looking at Xiao Yueyue, and was furious.
"Yes, junior brother, what's wrong with you?" Cihang also wondered.
In front of so many people, especially in front of Cihang, how could the red sperm have the face to say that he was blown up by someone when he went to the thatched house, and he could only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, not to mention it.
"Jingming, you are ruthless! You bastard mount, one day the poor road will definitely kill in one shot!" the red sperm whispered fiercely.
Huang Shiren smiled: "Sperm, this is your fault, my mount didn't offend you." But if you dare to touch a single hair of him, hehe......"
Huang Shiren looked at the ass of the red sperm and said with a smile: "I promise to make you have a better one!?
"We'll see!"
"Okay, we'll see!"
"Great army, go!" the herald in the army shouted, and the 100,000-strong army was mighty and killed!
But see: knife to knife, gun to gun, needle tip to wheat mang, 100,000 pennants to the sky, 10,000 light to the sky, the vanguard to open the way, the rear of the formation, the civil officials hold orders, the military generals pat the horses, the horseshoe steps on the flowers, the wind and smoke are gone!
"Is this about to start?" Huang Shiren sat on top of the fire unicorn, looking at the 100,000 horses in front of him, and his heart was happy.
Rub, 100,000 horses, this is the capital of my old yellow cow fork in the future!
Fun, to come!
100,000 horses left Xiqi in a mighty way, and the people of Xiqi cheered. Along the way, sleeping in the open air, opening roads in the mountains, and stacking bridges in the water, others worked hard, but Huang Shiren did not. This goods and Xiao Yueyue, a pair of sluts, eat fragrant and drink spicy, Huang Shiren's guy is even more hugging left and right, and Cihang has a hot fight, and Bixiao is so angry that he wants to castrate this bastard several times.
On this day, I was exchanging feelings with Cihang, and suddenly I was looking forward to the Malay newspaper.
"Hey, eldest prince, ahead is Feiyan City, where the rebels are hoarding!"
A group of people looked up and couldn't help but gasp.
Especially Cihang and Chi Jingzi, looking at the scene in front of them, they were even more dumbfounded.
Mother, what a rebel!
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