Chapter 40: Hitting the South Wall
The brocade rat ran wildly with one ear to escape, and Li Bing and the robot dog Tiger Dog chased after him all the way. The brocade rat ran in a stinky sweat, and from time to time he looked back as he ran, assessing how far he would be to survive.
Li Bing and his robot dog Tiger Skin Dog chased them to the Minjiang River, and when they looked around, there was no trace of the reverse dragon. The tiger dog stretched out its red tongue, panted, and looked at its owner with blank eyes, asking for instructions.
Li Bing pointed with his right hand and said, "Go home and stand by."
The tiger dog obediently jumped home and didn't mention it for the time being.
There is only a surging river on the river, and there are countless grains of sand on the beach. Where did the reverse dragon hide? This guy has a complete set of his hiding techniques, so Li Bing has to obey, but Ao Wei is the most likely to escape back to the old nest Dragon Palace. Li Bing was a little worried about judging the current situation when he saw some movement on the beach.
After a while, I saw a large turtle arching out of its camouflaged sand nest, with the sand still remaining on its back, and it stuck out its head and crawled on the beach.
Li Bing secretly rejoiced in his heart: "The beast is pretending to be a god here. So he stretched out his hand to catch the tortoise.
The turtle spoke: "Don't trample me, don't blaspheme the gods, I am a thousand-year-old turtle who has already achieved positive results." ”
Li Bing sneered: "Now that you have cultivated to the Positive Fruit, why don't you sit on the Immortal Kingdom and stay in this Nether Realm?"
The Divine Tortoise replied very solemnly, "The Immortal has instructed me to test you to see if you have any respect for the gods. ”
Li Bing asked in a wordy manner: "The lower official is dull, how can I respect you?" Do you have to invite your old man to set up a shrine in the Jiangshen Temple and worship it, so that it can be regarded as respect." "Then it doesn't have to be set up in the Jiang Temple, according to the human and financial resources of Shu County, it is also a good choice to build a turtle temple alone." At the very least, if you see a turtle, for example, will you bow three times and bow nine times. "The Millennial King Eight took his appeal very seriously. "Hmph! you want to convince me, pour my sharpness. Dream on, you turtle grandson!" As he spoke, he was going to catch turtles.
The turtle immediately transformed into a hedgehog with short fat limbs, curved and sharp claws, curled like a ball, and a short body full of spines like a knife.
Li Bing grabbed it and stabbed his index finger, bleeding nonstop.
The hedgehog said: "You deserve it." Retribution. He did not curl up again, but clapped with his two front paws.
Li Bing immediately approached a handful of grass to stop bleeding. Knead out the green oil grass juice and drip it on the wound, and the wound will stop bleeding and heal immediately. Li Bing turned around and turned into a middle-aged hunter wearing a tiger skin hanger, holding a shiny steel fork in his hand, and went straight to the hedgehog.
When the hedgehog saw the hunter, he was taken aback, but he did not pull his feet and run, but had the demeanor of a general who was not afraid of danger: "Hey, man, you have a steel fork in your hand." Don't mess around! We said that we would come to the letter, and we would not come to the military. "In that case, why did you stab Ben Taishou with the steel-like spikes of your murder weapon?" Li Bing was furious. ”
The hedgehog said with a heartfelt voice: "Honorable Lord Taishou. I'm justified defense, not intentional injury, this legal provision, Lord Taishou should have a good time. In addition, I am a national first-class protected animal and have been registered. "The hedgehog is clever and clever, and he also sells a little private goods, wanting to make Li Bing.
Li Bing didn't listen to the hedgehog's oily tone: "Looking through the national animal protection law, I can't see the name of the thorn, some people raise you as a pet and make a fortune." "Since the hedgehog can be used as a pet, it means that it is very cute, why do you need to put me to death? "The hedgehog is very good at talking. "Dude, it's a pity that you are not in this case, your hedgehog is changed by Ao Wei. Before he finished speaking, he stabbed the steel fork in his hand at the hedgehog, and the hedgehog shouted: "Kill me to death!" Li Bing, how many other tricks do you have?" In fact, the steel fork has not yet tied it, it is just a gesture. Because Li Bing didn't pretend to "have an appointment first" in his heart, it was not good to break the contract. ”
Li Bing asked rhetorically, "How many other transformations do you have?"
The reverse dragon bluffed: "Speaking out scares you to death!"
Li Bing smiled: "Haha, I'm not a three-year-old child, how many tricks do you say?"
The reverse dragon had no fear, and said: "Let's put it this way, the old dragon of Jinghe was less than the monkey of Sun, and the monkey snatched the Dinghai Divine Needle of the Dragon of Jinghe. I had as many transformations as Sun Monkey, and I was on par, so I was unscathed. ”
Li Bing laughed: "So you just changed your trick like this? I thought you had some great skills?"
The reverse dragon was angry: "What are you laughing at? This king's transformation is on an equal footing with the Monkey King, which has already been qualified." ”
Li Bing said coldly: "You have too few magic changes!"
The reverse dragon asked Li Bing: "How capable are you?, and how many moves can you make?"
Li Bing said softly: "This Taishou has countless changes. "What do you mean?" Ao Wei can't understand. "Ninety-nine, forever. That is, Ben Taishou has endless transformations. "Li Bing is so wise. Mentally overwhelmed Ao Rebellion.
The reverse dragon questioned: "This king doesn't believe it. ”
Li Bing said calmly: "Don't believe it, you came again, you hit the south wall to learn to behave." ”
The reverse dragon is also very stubborn: "Li family child, you are right this time." We can only win or lose if we compare the arts, and this king can't win you if he doesn't believe it. ”
Li Bingcao believed in victory, and said: "Please." ”
The reverse dragon suddenly turned into a wisp of green smoke and disappeared.
Li Bing pursued the wisp of green smoke to the "Tiger Rock" cliff of Qingcheng Mountain, and suddenly the green smoke disappeared.
There is a narrow road at the dangerous entrance of this Qingcheng mountain cliff, which is called "tiger's mouth cliff", the shape is like a tiger's mouth, the rock knife stands, and it looks like a tiger's steel teeth. When people pass through this place, they must stick sideways against the cliff and put tiger teeth on their heads before they can pass, and everyone is frightened and frightened when they pass here, and their souls will be frightened.
Li Bing chased to the Hukou Cliff and inspected the terrain, which was like a tiger's teeth, and it was really dangerous, and he didn't know how many mountain guests had lost their lives.
Suddenly, a boulder rolled down from the mountain and smashed on Li Bing's body impartially, but Li Bing had already practiced the body of gold and steel, and the boulder smashed on Li Bing's body, just sparks and clanged, and his skin was unscathed.
Li Bing turned around and carefully looked at the falling big stone, which was strangely shaped. It is craggy and ugly, quite like a dragon's head, especially the two protruding parts, which are two dragon horns sticking out.
At this time, the two dragon horns of the dragon head stone shook a few times, and seemed to be showing off.
Seeing this, Li Bing immediately turned into a stonemason holding a hammer and a chisel, walked over and stepped on the dragon head stone with his foot, picked up the chisel hammer and aimed it at the dragon's horns, and the chisel would be jingled. The horns of the dragon were so bloody that they were spilling out.
The big stone of the dragon head jumped up violently and asked Li Bing: "It's said that it's a change of art." What do you think of chiseling my head with an iron chisel like this, and my head is covered in blood?"
Li Bing said: "I look at this dragon head stone. Besides, if you hit me with a stone and want my life, I am also justified in self-defense. ”
Ao Yi felt very strange: "People who pass through here from the south to the north all scold the dragon head stone for being ugly and terrible, but you have taken a fancy to this dragon head stone, what do you see?" Originally, I didn't want to leak it, since you're curious. I'll give you a solution to your cravings. Li Bing said. "You must have fallen in love with some bright point of the dragon head stone. "Ao Wei is very self-appreciative.
No one would have thought that Li Bing would speak such a thunderous language: "Ben Taishou has been observing for a while, there is no land temple in this area, so I want to carve the dragon head stone into a land god to ensure the safety of this party." ”
The dragon head stone jumped: "I don't do it, you do good deeds." After cultivating merit, I carved this gem of mine beyond recognition, people are not like people, ghosts are not like ghosts, and dragons are not like dragons. Li Bing, you're too bad. "It's not too bad, it's too meritorious. Li Bing said very surely.
The reverse dragon said angrily, "What kind of merit? It's simply a lack of virtue! Too lacking in virtue!"
Li Bing held a chisel in his left hand and a hammer in his right hand, and he didn't look like he was going to stop work at all: "Don't get excited, listen to me in detail, and then make a decision." ”
Longtoushi said: "This sentence is still like a human saying, you can say it, if you persuade this king, I will give you Longtoushi, my temporary stand-in, what can you do?" A word?" Li Bing didn't believe it at all. "One word is a certainty, this is true, anyway, it is a stand-in stone. ”
Li Bing said in disbelief: "This is too stubborn to listen to it for the time being." "You also know, the dragon head stone here to scare how many passers-by fall off the cliff, this is really the evil party, the scourge party, isn't this a great damage to morality? ”
Ao Wei said: "It's not that serious, you are exaggerating." ”
Li Bing also disdained to argue with Ao Wei, and continued: "Isn't it a great accumulation of virtue to carve the dragon's head into a land lord, to ensure a bumper harvest on one side, to ensure the safety of one party, and to pray for the people of one party to avoid catastrophes?"
Ao Yi was very resistant and disgusted when he heard it, and he was emotional: "It's nonsense, use your head to carve the earth god!" The dragon head stone suddenly jumped high, and a piece of gravel splashed up, smashing Li Bing's head into a green head.
Li Bing stroked his injured forehead.
Longtou Shi took the opportunity to jump, turned into a wild boar, and slammed into Li Bing's crotch, trying to pry Li Bing over.
Li Bing couldn't bear the pain and dodged, the two fought, and they were stuck together, and the victory and defeat were inseparable.
While Li Bing was playing with his jaw Qing'er bag again, the wild boar suddenly broke free from Li Bing's blow, and hurriedly ran to the mountain wall to wipe his back skin back and forth. This is the signature swab of the male wild boar: on the one hand, it is a comfortable rest, and on the other hand, more importantly, through regular wiping and training, the thickness of the pig's skin can be increased, so as to enhance their own defense ability when fighting for the right to mate, and prevent themselves from being injured by other male wild boars. This wild boar wiped the pig's skin enough, which was equivalent to enough electricity, and launched a new round of attacks on Li Bing. It took advantage of its long arched mouth and long, curved and curly canine teeth to have extremely lethal power, and launched a fierce arch attack on Li Bing.
Li Bing was caught off guard and retreated one after another, at a disadvantage
The wild boar took advantage of the situation and rushed forward, forcing Li Bing to the edge of the cliff, and he was about to be forced off the cliff.
The wild boar roared: "Li Bing, you also have today!"
Li Bing looked back at the cliff under the cliff, his heart was frightened, he used all his strength to fight back, and finally jumped out of the danger of the wild boar's arch attack, and turned into a butcher with a butcher knife in his hand.
The wild boar was stunned when he saw this. "The boar hit the butcher's knife and hit the number. Li Bing said.
The wild boar was very rampant: "In front of me, your butcher's knife is taken for nothing, my thick pig skin, you can't help it, and you don't want to eat my meat." "You're wrong, we especially like to eat wild boar. Li Bing said jokingly
The wild boar was furious: "I told you to eat wild boar!" The wild boar used his curved and rolled canine teeth to pick it up, and he wanted to put Li Bing to death and hurry up!
"Eighty percent of wild boar meat is lean meat, which is very delicious, and it is even more delicious when marinated to make bacon. Stir-fried wild boar bacon with garlic moss is the best of the best, do you think we want to strip your skin and eat your meat?" Li Bing teased.
"You want to be beautiful!" The wild boar unleashed its sharp and curly canine teeth, revealing its fierce face.
Li Bing further stimulated the wild boar and said: "Your pig's belly can cure stomach ulcers and intestinal ulcers, it is a good medicine, and it will contribute to people, and I will kill you to get it." ”
As soon as the wild boar heard this, he trembled with anger, rolled angrily, rolled a few times, and rolled out of a Taitai on the side of the mountain, forming a famous scenic spot called "Dragon Rolling Edge" in Qingcheng Mountain.
Li Bing said: "What are you doing, aren't you making a fortune?" Can you handle it?" The boar asked. "I don't think you hit the south wall and don't look back!"
"You're so right, I just don't hit the south wall and don't look back, what's the matter?. The boar fled down the hill as he spoke.
Li Bing held a butcher knife in his hand and chased after him.