Ladies and gentlemen, there was once a celebrity who said a famous saying, specifically describing the raccoon dog of that hill, saying: The fungus in the world is generally black, the banana in the world is as soft as the banana, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, Ximen Qingzhuan is looking for bad and obedient -

The so-called things gather by like, birds are divided by flocks, there is an apprentice of the world's first slut, and the master is not much better.

Lu Jian saw that Huang Shiren's baby was born, but he was also greedy, he used both soft and hard, and he was going to go dark.

Who is Huang Shiren, the first iron rooster to scrape the ground, is the master, and he does not agree.

"Master, you are an old bachelor, why are you doing so many magic weapons!?"

Lu Jian said with a smile: "Shiren, Master is not interested in your dual-element fruit and fire qilin, but he likes this sky-swallowing bag very much." Master and I never asked you what you wanted, did you? This time, you have to give me this thing, do you know the use of this thing?"

"Hug Yi told me. ”

"It's good that you know. Lu Jian put his arm around Huang Shiren's shoulders and said in a coaxing tone: "Shiren, Master is almost suffocated here, and he has nothing to do all day long, so there is only alchemy left." In this Zixiao Palace, there are a lot of good things for his mother, and the master wants to have a basket of eight and nine turns, if there is your heaven-swallowing bag, it will be good. Do you think, Master is just an apprentice like you, and it's useless for those Dan masters to ask for it, and if they are refined, they won't all be given to you, right!?"

Huang Shiren's eyes lit up: "Are you alchemy here?"

"Hmm. ”

"How much have you refined!?"

"Not a lot of miles. Lu Jian was triumphant, and took out a bulging fairy bag from his arms: "Here, there are hundreds of six-turns, and there are one or two hundred seven-turns, but there are no ...... for eighth-turns

Before he finished speaking, his eyes flashed, his hand was empty, and the fairy bag had already fallen into Huang Shiren's hands.

"Master, you are really, it's useless to keep so many golden pills around, and you're still so dead. The apprentice is filial and shares the burden for you. ”

"You are a criminal!" Lu Jian wanted to rob, but he was beaten back by Huang Shiren.

"Shiren, you have taken all the Dan, and I can get the Sky Swallowing Bag, okay?" Lu Jian said bitterly.

Huang Shiren sighed: "Master, it's not that I won't give it to you, it's that I can't give it to you?"

"It's a bastard!Why can't you give it to me if it's yours!?"

"Master, didn't I just tell you? Hold that *** and let me steal the treasure, there are conditions, if I get it, this sky-swallowing bag must be given to him, otherwise how could he let me leave this treasure?" Huang Shiren shook his head and said.

"Hug one!?" Lu Jian snorted coldly and said with a wicked smile: "You must not give it to him!"

Huang Shiren smiled bitterly and said: "Master, your cultivation naturally doesn't dare to provoke you, but I can't, if you don't give him something, he will slap me to death, and you will be out of business." ”

Lu Jian opened his eyes and said, "Bastard, my apprentice Lu Quan, how can I have a reason to eat and spit it out!?"

Huang Shiren smiled: "It's really worthy of my master!

"You slut!"

"But Master, I want to think about it, but then hug me and ask me, how is it good!?"

"This thing is simple, wait for us to see that *** together, you look at Master's methods!"

"Master is mighty!"

"Don't pat yourself on the back!Hurry up and give me that sky-swallowing bag!" Lu Jian stretched out his hand.

"Master, I really can't give you this!" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

Lu Quan was so angry that he smoked: "You just said that you can't give it if you want to hold it!Now that the master has given you a head, this sky-swallowing bag is the stuff of our two masters, why can't you give it again!?"

"Master, didn't I tell you just now, why did I come to you for?"

"What kind of shit is borrowed from me. Lu Jian didn't think about it. ...,

Huang Shiren smiled: "Yes, I did think so. But Master, I am filial, this immortal flying knife is the only magic weapon beside you, it is a self-defense thing, you are in this Zixiao Palace, it is very dangerous, maybe one day the mixed yuan will explode your chrysanthemum, you don't have this thing, how is it good!? How can I give it to you?"

Lu Jian was speechless by Huang Shiren's words, deflated with internal injuries, and took out the immortal flying knife: "Shiren, who of us is to whom! Master knows that you are filial, but for a while, the mixed yuan doesn't dare to make a move on me, you can use this immortal flying knife, and give it to me in the sky swallowing bag!"

"Yo, I've never seen Master so generous. Huang Shiren pushed the immortal flying knife over: "Master, I really can't bear it, forget it, I still use the Sky Swallowing Bag, if I want you something, the sky will thunder." ”

Rub, Master, this guy, ruthless, you give me this immortal flying knife, I will definitely go in the future, it's not your thing!?

Seeing that he couldn't handle this thing, Lu Jian was very depressed, and was about to speak, when he was suddenly stunned, and said in a low voice: "It's not good, someone is coming, it should be Hongjun and Mixed Yuan, Shiren, you hurry up and hide!"

As soon as he heard that Mingyuan and Hongjun were coming, Huang Shiren was so frightened that Chrysanthemum tightened.

"Master, where am I hiding!?"

Lu Jian lifted the lid of the Immortal Flying Knife: "Into the gourd!"

"Hey!" Huang Shiren agreed, turned into a streamer, and drilled into it with the fire qilin.

Lu pressed the lid, put it on his back, pulled the deer, and ate it in a big gulp.

Before he could take a bite, Hongjun and Mingyuan appeared in front of him.

"I just heard the roar of the fire unicorn, right here...... Lu Press! You slut, this deer, where did you come from!" Hongjun Daozu looked at the squeaky deer on the shelf, and was furious.

Lu Jian looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and said scoundrelly: "Where else can it come from, it is naturally from this Zixiao Palace." ”

"Lu Press, you old shameless! You are here, you eat and drink, how can you do such a dirty thing!"

"Die! Rub, you eat that vegetarian all day long, there is no meat at all, my beak has faded out of a bird! Eat you deer, what is there!"

"You!" Hongjun Daozu was so angry that he didn't care about him, and said, "Did you see anyone coming!?"

"See. ”

"Where!?"

Lu Jian pointed at Mixed Yuan and Hongjun and said, "Are you you?" ”

"Your mother!" Hongjun rolled his eyes and said, "What about other people besides us!?Do you see anyone else?Did you see the fire qilin!?"

"Others?Who else can there be in this Zixiao Palace?!" Lu Jian stood up, wiped his mouth, and said, "Your fire unicorn is born?"

Hongjun ignored him, used his divine sense to look around, and found that there was really no trace, and he was very puzzled.

"I just discovered that the Fire Qilin is here!" Hongjun muttered to himself.

The mixed yuan on the side looked at Lu Jian with a grim face.

Lu Quan was not polite to the mixed yuan: "What, do you suspect that it is me? I am the first scattered person in the world, and I want the fire unicorn to have a hairy use, if I see it, I will definitely slap it to death, put it on the fire and roast it, and eat a unicorn meat is not bad." ”

Hongjun looked at Lu Jian and was speechless.

This old slut is indeed useless to ask for the fire unicorn, and his temper is really capable of slapping the barbecue to death.

"Let's go and hug one and ask! It must be him!" Hongjun said.

Mixed Yuan nodded, and the two of them shook and disappeared out of thin air.

Lu Pressure lay down comfortably, and did not rush to open the Immortal Slashing Flying Knife behind his back, but looked at the forest outside and smiled yin. ...,

After a while, Hongjun and Mixed Yuan suddenly appeared.

"You two ***, still playing this set, I said I didn't take it, I didn't take it!

"Your mother!" Mixed Yuan and Hongjun scolded at the same time, and then they left in a huff.

"Rub, I don't know what you two bad people think!?" Lu Jian slapped the lid of the gourd and released Huang Shiren.

"It's so dangerous!" Huang Shiren wiped a cold sweat and said, "Master, this place is so fucking terrible, you hurry up with me to find Baoyi, and I'll leave immediately when I'm done!"

"Wait!"

"Why!?"

"Hongjun and Chaoyuan are looking for a hug first, you broke through, weren't you caught raped in bed!?"

"Yes, yes. It's still Master Niucha!"

"A must!"

The master and apprentice were not in a hurry, sat down, ate the fairy deer cleanly, calculated that the time was almost up, and then tiptoed to the residence of Baoyi like a thief.

The residence of Baoyi is an isolated island in the lake, which is extremely elegant, with pavilions and pavilions and lotus flowers everywhere.

Lu Jian and Huang Shiren landed on the pavilion, and saw them sitting on the wooden corridor with their heads bowed, as if they were sulking.

"Big brother, hey, hey, hey. Huang Shiren said hello.

hugged Huang Shiren and looked at him, he was angry, and went up and grabbed Huang Shiren: "You slut!

"What's wrong with me?"

"I let you only take two pieces, you just took three things together, which made Hongjun dizzy with anger, and he Mingyuan came to me, and insisted that I took it, turned my place upside down, and said that he would continue to clean me up tomorrow!"

"Rub, brother, you can't blame me! Who made me smart, figured out the fire unicorn in the sky-swallowing bag, and then took the same. You must know this idea, but why didn't you tell me?"

Baoyi looked at Huang Shiren, and was so angry: "Slut! The binary fruit and the fire unicorn are things that Hongjun has worked hard to get for hundreds of millions of years, if you take one, it will be terrible, and if you take two things, he will not be angry!?"

"Rub, it turns out that you are afraid that Hongjun will go crazy. ”

"I'm already mad! Say this thing has something to do with me! I can't live this day in the future! You slut!" hugged him so angry that he was about to explode, looked at Huang Shiren, and stretched out his hand: "What about I swallow the sky bag!?"

Huang Shiren didn't look at Bao Yi, turned his face, and said to Lu Jian pitifully: "Master, Hu Yi asked me to swallow the sky bag......

Lu Jian patted Huang Shiren: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, good apprentice, Master is here." ”

The dead ghost Lu Press, turned around, grabbed the collar of Baoyi, and sneered: "Hug Yi! You are ***! This thing is really what you did! But let me grab the handle! Okay, come on, come on, brother I will accompany you to Mixed Yuan and Hongjun for a trip!"

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