The 260th episode, the world's first black hand, hugged a self-explosion in annoyance
In the 260th year, the first black hand in the world hugged a self-destructed in annoyance
What is the most tragic thing in the world?
A lot. For example, on the wedding day, getting drunk and letting someone else get into the hole, such as going out and letting out a loud fart and smashing it on your heel, and then not being able to take care of yourself, and so on, and so on.
But the most tragic thing is just three words: fucking can't get it!
If you think about it carefully, this truth is really reasonable!
The book was picked up, and said that Huang Shiren's goods, and Master Lu Jian played a trick, seeing that this swallowing bag was in his hands, it was not easy to mess with that slut, and he shook his hand to take out the origin of Yuchen Lei, the third ranked Yuchen Thunder in the top ten positive thunders, and the unique three-in-one cow fork thing of self-defense, moisturizing, and repairing in the top ten positive thunders, how could Huang Shiren not be moved!?
Mother, if he could beat Hug Yi, Hug Yi would have been gray on the spot.
I really want it! With this Yuchen Thunder, I am just short of the last positive thunder to be able to collect all the thunderless thunders and make the five thunder righteous Fa great consummation! As long as the Five Thunder Righteous Fa is repaired, Lao Huang will have a first-class killing weapon in his hand!
However, this sky-swallowing bag is too important, if Huang Shiren is allowed to give up, it is better to kill him!
Yu Chenlei wants it, and the swallowing bag also wants it, you can only choose one of the two, Huang Shiren, tangled!
Looking at Huang Shiren's distorted facial features, he felt refreshed.
Aren't you the first little slut in the world!?Your cheap master, isn't you the first old slut in the world!? Hehe, today, I'll hug you and let you both fold!
"Shiren, I am this Yuchen Thunder, there is only one in the world, and there will be no such store in this village after that, you can think about it. He smiled and said.
"Hug one, let's discuss. Lu Jian put his arm around Huang Shiren, walked to the side, and whispered: "Good apprentice, what you mean as a teacher, it's better to change it, this heaven-swallowing bag is of course his mother's good, but this Yuchen Thunder is more important to you!, isn't it?"
Huang Shiren rolled his eyes and said, "Master, you've been with me for so long, when have you ever seen something I eat in my stomach and still vomit it!?"
"Not really. "This point, land pressure must admit.
"But Shiren, I'm afraid you'll have to spit it out this time, hugging that thing, it's really bad, pinching our seven inches, it's really helpless. You can't rob it hard, right?! Don't look at the usual honest one, if you provoke him, it will be a headache for Chaoyuan and Hongjunhe. Lu Jian said with a smile.
Huang Shiren stopped talking, his eyes were beaded, he gurgled around, and said with a smile: "Master, I've thought about it, change!"
"That's fine. Lu Jian nodded, relieved.
Although there is some meat in the loss of the swallowing bag, it is also more important than the other, so it is natural that you can still tell the difference.
I can only blame myself for not having this life for my master and apprentice.
"Hug one, I just told Shiren, and Shiren agreed. This time, you're making a lot of money. Lu Jian came to Baoyi and said with a smile.
"Die! This slut has empty gloves and white wolves, but he has earned it!" hugged one triumphantly and stretched out his hand: "Shiren, why don't you bring me the Sky Swallowing Bag?"
Huang Shiren hung his head in frustration, took out the swallowing bag, and was about to hand it over to the hug, but suddenly took it back.
"What's wrong!?" said with a sigh of relief.
Huang Shiren smiled: "Brother, you can change it, but you Jade Morning Thunder, I haven't started it yet, who knows if you will lie to me, who knows if this Jade Morning Thunder is the origin?"
"Your mother!" hugged one angrily and hit the top of the five spirit gods: "Do you think I can use such a cheap means!? You think I am you! I am one of the three masters of this Zixiao Palace, I am the first serious person in the world, I ...... "...,
"You have to get it, don't say it, don't say it, you just say the flowers, this Yuchen Lei I don't personally inspect and inspect, and I don't feel at ease. Huang Shiren said with a smile.
Hug Yi looked at this slut with a smile on his face, and his heart trembled: "Huang Shiren, do you want to run away with this thunder!? I can warn you, if you provoke me, it will be the end of the world, and I can also make you gray, and believe it or not!?"
If it were someone else, he wouldn't have this worry, but the slut in front of him was really too fucking cunning and had to guard against it.
Huang Shiren's face sank: "Old brother, what you say will hurt my self-esteem! Am I that kind of person? If I do such a thing, my master will be a bachelor for the rest of my life!"
"Die! don't get involved!" Lu Quan listened to the side and kicked over.
"Hug one, this thing is a bold man, how can it be possible to mess with you!? I don't want to think about how much courage he has! Don't worry, there is no me here, if he does such a thing, won't he still have me!"
Lu Jian really didn't believe that Huang Shiren could do such a thing, but what made him so sure of his thoughts was that with Huang Shiren's cultivation, it was impossible to escape under Baoyi's nose.
Looking at the master and apprentice with their chests crackling, think about it, too, this little slut would not dare to do such a thing.
"Okay, look at it!" hugged one by one and threw the jade slip into Huang Shiren's hand.
Huang Shiren borrowed it, held it in the palm of his hand, looked left and right, looked up and down, and used the Yuan Shen to get through, and then nodded: "Yes, it is indeed the origin of Yuchen Lei, brother, it's really good!"
"That's it. Hurry up and give me the Sky Swallowing Bag. Baoyi looked at Huang Shiren, extremely impatient.
Before he finished speaking, he saw Huang Shiren's face pale, his lips trembling, and he looked behind him as if he had seen a ghost, and his voice trembled.
"Dao...... Dao Ancestor, I didn't do this! That ...... Mixed Yuan, you can't make a move! It's a hug! Really!" Huang Shiren was scared to death like a dead father, pointing at Hug Yi and shouting.
Hug your head and buzz to get big, and the chrysanthemum is tight!
It's not good! I was caught and raped in bed by Hongjun and Mingyuan!? I was careless! I was really careless! I had been with this slut for too long! But how can I be good!?
"That, it's not me, I didn't instigate it!" Hug Yi was so frightened that he waved his hand again and again, turned around, and was stunned.
I saw that behind me, the mountain is the mountain, who is who, not to mention Hongjun and Mixed Yuan, even if there is no hair!
"You slut!" hugged a turn around, but saw that in front of him, where was the shadow of Huang Shiren!?
Everyone, Huang Shiren, how can he vomit out what he eats in his stomach!?
However, with his cultivation, he can't escape the palm of Huyi's hand no matter what. But there is a good saying, it is called self-inflicted iniquity, and you cannot live!
Hold this goods, and be unlucky on your own condensation fruit!
Huang Shiren's goods are not only bold, but also meticulous and cunning. used such a trick to trick Hug Yi and turned around.
Turn around, and over there, Huang Shiren swallowed a condensing time fruit!
A breath in time!
For Huang Shiren, who was riding the Ninety-Nine Red Cloud Scattering Gourd and casting the Northern Darkness Ling Smoke at the same time, it was enough to escape from Zixiao Palace!
"Slut! Slut! Dare to pull teeth out of the tiger's buttocks! Dare to be bare in front of the widow's door! Slut, slut!" hugged and scolded angrily, and was about to chase after him as soon as he stomped his feet, but he was already dragged by Lu Press.
Lu Press's face was black first!
He knew this apprentice best, but he couldn't have imagined that this slut was so bold!
If he goes out of Zixiao Palace and attacks Huang Shiren, Huang Shiren has nine lives, and he will also be gray...,
Why did I take such a bastard as an apprentice!
Lu Jian complained bitterly, but he couldn't watch Baoyi make a move to deal with Huang Shiren, so he grabbed Baoyi and hurriedly smiled: "That, hug a brother, this thing is really bold! Damn, it's really damn! Don't worry, I will discipline and discipline well in the future! This is fucking upside down!"
"Die!" hugged Lu Pressure and grabbed Lu Pressure's nose one by one, and spat on Lu Pressure's face: "Lu Pressure, you ***! What did you just say!? You said that if your apprentice does this kind of thing, I will look for you! Okay, good! Now, you see, what should I do!?"
"That...... That, how do I know that this evil obstacle is so bold! I actually have a tooth on the tiger's buttocks! Hug one, it's not everything, it's all my disciple who is a master! I apologize! I solemnly apologize to you! If you get angry, you can hit me twice?!"
"Die! I want my swallowing bag! Lu Press, if I don't satisfy this matter today, don't worry about me turning my face with you!"
"Hug Yi, how can you deal with the juniors, let's go, I'll invite you to drink!"
"Get out! Who cares about your horse pee! I want my baby!
"Rub, hug one! Kill people but don't nod to the ground! I am the first scattered person in the land and earth to apologize to you in such a low voice, how can you be so shameless!?"
"Lu Press, your mother's kiss leg! Who wants your face!?How much is your face worth!?Why should I give you face!! You still have my baby!"
"Hey, you're an old thing! Are you going to fuck me up!?Okay, good!Come on, come on!I'm afraid you'll not make it!
"Wipe it! I'll kill you old shameless first, and then I'll slaughter that little shameless one!"
"You dare! If you dare to touch a single hair of my good apprentice, I will dig your mother's ancestral grave! Believe it or not!
"Your mother! If I don't mess with you today, I really can't get out of this evil breath!
"Lu Press, hug one!, you two, you're full!, can't you tear down my Hongjun's Zixiao Palace!?"
"Oh, Hongjun, you want to come here, you come to judge, this *** hug a person to instigate my apprentice to steal your ......"
"Lu Press, don't say it! If you say it, I will blow myself up on the spot!"
"You explode! If you don't give up on my apprentice, you will explode to death, and I will say it!"
"Your mother, count you ruthless!
......
Not to mention the black smoke miasma of Zixiao Palace, just talk about Huang Shiren, a slut.
Shake a little hug, get Yuchen thunder, cool!
Anxious like a fish that slipped through the net, hurried like a lost dog, escaped with a smoke.
Master, don't blame you for being a good apprentice, it's really this treasure that I can't afford to give one to that person!
Master, if you hang up because of this, I will definitely set up a big tablet for you!
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