People are born with a mouth (except for women). This mouth,It's really a good thing.,Not only can you greet people's fathers and mothers.,You can also taste the ups and downs.,Of course,There's a more useful use of the fork.,Say it, you may not be able to see this book.。

In the world, foodies are the best! and the happiest. There is a way to walk around as an immortal, and it is better to eat a bite.

Another poem about foodies, very well written. Said: Jun asked that the return date is not due, braised eggplant oil stewed chicken. Autumn high east fence picking mulberry chrysanthemum, still remember the pot of boiled fish. A pear tree pressed begonia, green pepper dry sauté fat intestines. Once the sea was difficult to water, fish-flavored shredded meat with chicken legs. It's hard to say goodbye when you meet, don't put salt in steamed crabs. In heaven, I wish to be a winged bird, and I want to eat shrimp dumplings today. Ask how much sorrow you can have, cumin iron plate burnt fat cow. If there is love in the sky, the sky is also old, and the two big waists are roasted with fire.

can make such good words, and he is really the world's first cattle fork foodie.

When it comes to cheapness, Huang Shiren is the first in the world, if he is a foodie, Huang Shiren is a third-rate.

Anything that is delicious, no matter how much it is, will be eaten, as long as it is delicious, he will eat shit. As for what kind of words these words are, where can this guy write them, therefore, they can only be regarded as third-rate.

Curiosity kills cats, and delicious kills people.

The three sluts of the master and apprentice came to Sanxian Island, and before their feet landed, they first killed a huge flower-feathered bird and made it into a skewer, how refreshing it was.

That is expected, this flower bird, impartial and impartial to the most grumpy and difficult to provoke the mount of the three Xiao Niangniang, stealing food and catching a current, but how is it good!?

Huang Shiren and Wukong forcibly grabbed the bird's leg. Hearing the cold figure of Bixiao Niangniang behind her, she really squeaked, and the hairs on her whole body stood upside down.

Wukong's goods, seeing Huang Shiren stunned, snatched the bird's legs, held them high in the air, and laughed: "Master, Master, hehe." This bird's leg is gone!"

Looking at the bird's legs dangling in the air, Huang Shiren's head was like a waterfall with cold sweat!

It's over! Now, it's over!

"You three, who are you!?" Bi Xiao Niangniang said loudly.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey" Huang Shiren laughed evilly, turned around, held his face with both hands, and his eyes were wide open. looked at Bixiao with watery eyes, and said with a cheap smile: "You." Guess?"

Bi Xiao looked at this frustrated face. It's really a distorted facial feature: "Huang Shiren!?Why are you!?Why are you coming to my Sanxian Island!?"

Since the last time Huang Shiren saved Kong Xuan under Sanxiao Niangniang, this matter has become a shadow in Bixiao's heart. Since the debut of Sanxiao Niangniang, He has ever touched a nail, and when he thought of Huang Shiren holding an immortal flying knife and shouting at himself, Bixiao was so angry that his stomach hurt.

"Good sister, it really hurts me to see what you said. Why can't I come!? We are friends, good friends. It is common sense for good friends to hang out with each other. Isn't it?"

Huang Shiren smiled evilly.

"Who is friends with you!" Bi Xiao glanced at Huang Shiren and said, "You are not born with any good eyes, come to my Sanxiao Island, there must be nothing good!"

Huang Shiren wiped the oil from the corner of his mouth, came to Bixiao, and took out a handful of gold pills from the fairy bag.

"Good sister, am I such a person in my eyes!? Come on, come on, the first time I come to you, there is nothing to give, these seven or eight gold pills, all of them are seven turns, it is considered a meeting gift, how about it?" After speaking, Huang Shiren stuffed the handful of gold pills into Bixiao's hand.

Behind him, Wukong stabbed Nezha next to him and said, "Third junior brother, you slap me!"

"Why?"

"The second senior brother wants to see if I'm dreaming. ”

"Why!?"

"Rub, Master, this dog's day, you have to sieve every day to pee on the door! When did you see him take the initiative to give away the golden pill!? ...,

Nezha was also stunned: "Second senior brother, did the master do something wrong!"

"Who knows! I see that this is the case! Master, this dog's day, is really a scourge, showing mercy everywhere, doing evil everywhere!"

The two brothers were chirping crookedly there, and Bixiao Niangniang over there was scared.

What's wrong with this slut? He is the first in the world to scrape the ground, which one in the fairy world does not know, which one does not know!? Why did he give me a seven-turn golden pill when we first met today! This thing is a priceless treasure!

Could it be that this thing was kicked in the head by a donkey?

"Huang Shiren, why did you come to my Three Immortals Island, why are you so generous?" Although Bi Xiao has a violent personality, he is also smart-hearted. At a glance, I knew that Huang Shiren had some conspiracy and tricks, and where he was willing to take that Jindan.

"Sister Bixiao, you take the golden pill first, and I'll talk about it. The muscles on Huang Shiren's face were almost stiff with a smile.

"You said it first, I'm deciding whether to take Jindan or not. "Bixiao Niangniang is very stubborn.

Huang Shiren smiled: "Good sister, let me ask you a question." ”

"If you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go, a big man, don't chirp crookedly. Bixiao Niangniang was annoyed when she looked at him.

Huang Shiren said: "Good sister, you say, what is the most important thing for people who cultivate immortals in this world?"

"Huh?" Bi Xiao Niangniang was stunned by his question.

What the hell are you doing here!?

"Say, good sister. Huang Shiren urged.

"Nature is the magic weapon. ”

"Besides the magic weapon?"

"That's Jindan, mounts and stuff like that. Bi Xiao said without thinking about it.

Huang Shiren nodded: "Then you say, is the Jin Dan important, or is the mount important?"

Bi Xiao became more and more confused, and said, "Then it depends on what kind of Jin Dan and what kind of mount?" Huang Shiren, why are you asking this?"

Huang Shiren smiled and said, "I can't hide it, I did something sorry for my friend, I killed a friend's mount, and I want to compensate for the other party, so I want to ask you for advice." ”

Bixiao nodded: "I can't see that you still have such a conscience." Say, what kind of mount is your friend's, and what do you add?"

Huang Shiren said with a straight face: "The other party's mount." It is also a rare beast in the world, I take so many seven-turn golden pills to supplement, do you think it is worth it?"

Bi Xiao sneered out loud and said, "Huang Shiren, they all say that you are the most cunning person in the world, how did you become such a bastard." Immortals, birds, immortals, and beasts, there are many in the world, how many are there in the Seven Turns Golden Pill!? It's one or two, and it's worth it!"

"Oh!" Huang Shiren laughed and said, "It's not a good sister!

After that, he stuffed the handful of gold pills into Bixiao's hand and said, "That's good, good sister, you don't know." I was so scared just now that my liver fluttered and jumped......"

Bi Xiao looked at the Jin Dan in his hand and thought about what Huang Shiren had just said. That's when my head shook. Look at the oil on the corner of Huang Shiren's mouth, as well as the bird legs behind Wukong holding and gnawing wildly, and the colorful bird feathers next to the fire in the back!

Suddenly, everything understood!

"Huang Shiren, you slut, you dare to kill my mount!

In the forest, there was the angry voice of Bixiao Niangniang that resounded through the sky.

Shout!

A streamer shot out of the forest and fled!

Woohoo!

Two more followed!

Shout!

Another streamer is chasing after you!

"Good sister, you said it yourself just now! You said that any one or two seven-turn golden pills are worth the immortal birds!"

"Huang Shiren. I'll kill you! Do you know how many years that Hua Ling has been with me! It's my life, and it's like a relative! Dog guts! Dare to kill me Hua Ling! Die!"...,

"Good sister. You can't be so unreasonable! Didn't I give you a handful of seven-turn golden pills!

"Who wants your Jindan! I want your dog's head!"

"Master, wait a minute. Run for what!?"

"Master, the flowery bird we ate just now is her mount!?"

"Wukong, you can kill your teacher!"

"You eat the most of that bird!

"You master and apprentice three sluts, don't even think about leaving alive, give me death!"

......

Over the island of Sanxiao, streamers are strung around, circling around the island. Bixiao chased after him, and Huang Shiren's master and apprentice were crying wolf howls in front of them.

Bixiao Niangniang was so angry that the five spirit gods hit the top, and there was smoke in the seven orifices, the more she chased, the more angry she became, the more angry she was!

"Huang Shiren, if you don't stop, I'll have a magic weapon!" Bixiao Niangniang said loudly.

Chirping!

Huang Shiren's figure suddenly stopped!

If this woman sacrifices that mixed yuan golden bucket, my nine lives will be gone!

Gotta make it clear! Say anything, you have to use your mouth to put this woman flat.

At the moment when Huang Shiren stood up, Bixiao Niangniang sneered, and with a wave of her jade hand, a magic weapon was thrown into the air.

As soon as this treasure came out, but when I saw the golden light, in the light, there was a thing, big on the top and small on the bottom, the funnel was general, not the famous fairy world mixed yuan gold bucket, what else could it be!?

A good magic weapon, exactly: this bucket opens the sky and grows out, and the hidden heaven and earth are according to the three talents, and the Biyou Palace is personally taught, and today I want to bury Huang San!

"Good sister, why don't you talk count!? Why are you a liar!? You just said that if I don't stop, you will show the magic weapon, I stopped, you shouldn't show it!"

Looking at Huang San's cold sweat, a sneer appeared on Bixiao Niangniang's flower-like face.

That sneer really made Huang Shiren fall into an ice cave.

"Huang Shiren, I mean that if you don't stop, I'll show the magic weapon, but I didn't say that if you stop, I won't show the magic weapon?"

"You!"

In a word, the world's number one slut is speechless.

I really hunt geese every day, and I was finally blinded by the geese! I want to cheat the old man, there are not a thousand but eight hundred, up to the Hongjun Daozu of Zixiao Palace, down to the seven-year-old child in Chaoge City, I can't imagine that the boat capsized in the gutter today, and it was actually planted in the hands of a girl!

Is it tolerable or unbearable!

"That, good sister, have something to say, let's talk?" Looking at the mixed yuan golden bucket, the corners of Huang Shiren's mouth twitched.

"What is there to say! Take my flower feather bird to make a skewer!? Huang Shiren, die!"

Bixiao Niangniang shouted angrily, mixing yuan golden buckets in the air, and the golden light was sheng!!

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