Look, it is also said that the slut must eventually do it, and the wicked will always have the wicked to grind. Huang Shiren's cheapness, the world's invincible, Huang Shiren's horizontal, the world's second.

Which of the immortals in Jinao Island has not been inspired by Huang Shiren? Which one of them is not so hated by Huang Shiren that he is helpless?

Seeing that the monkey asked Huang Shiren what he was, the immortals were really like drinking a cold beer on dog days, and the monks in the temple were so happy that they fell forward and leaned back to see his jokes.

He was so thick-skinned, there was no other in the world, he was not ashamed or annoyed when he heard this, he looked at the monkey and stretched out two fingers.

"You bastard, do you know what it is?"

The monkey was dizzy by him, although he was born not long ago, he was not deeply contaminated with the world, but he was smart and exquisite, how could he not know what it was? Looking at Lao Huang's two fingers, he scratched his face, and said loudly: "Two!"

"Damn, you're really a second one!" Old Huang glanced at the monkey and shouted: "Bastard, do you know who you are and who you are?!"

Lao Huang shouted, like Huang Zhong Da Lu, which shook the monkey's ears and buzzed, and the sound vibrated into the soul of the yuan, reverberating continuously, making the monkey stunned for a while!

Yes, who am I, who am I? This monkey and I have a long relationship? What is the position of me and the monkey? The monkey thinks about this question, and the more he thinks about it, the more complicated it becomes, the more he thinks about it, the more he twitches, and he scratches his ears and cheeks, jumping up and down!

Damn, such a philosophical question, if you come up with it, will I still live?! Huang Shiren smiled.

"Let me ask you, who am I?!" the monkey couldn't think of it, so he asked for a showdown and questioned Huang Shiren.

Huang Shiren laughed dryly, picked up a chopstick, knocked the bowl clanging, and said loudly: "Bastard, you have to know who you are and who you are, and listen well!"

"Your master originally lived on the top of Meishan, and his family had a house and a field, and his life was boundless.

Who knows that Yun Zhongzi, he is arrogant and unreasonable, colluding with the government to be lawless, occupying my house and taking my land.

Your master and I turned our faces with him, and he was beaten flat with a stick.

Your second uncle scolded him for bullying the good people, but he was targeted at Jumen and annihilated him a hundred times, a hundred times!

Eventually, the two of us left our homes

Wandered into this golden sea and sky!

Who knows these little immortals

One by one, they don't take your master seriously

Hit me in the face to spit on me

I endure the humiliation and visit the immortals everywhere!

You are a spirit stone in heaven and earth

Master, I have worked hard to bring it with me

Find a mouthful of fairy qi to divide half of you, and find a spirit fruit for you!

I finally sent you into the blue lotus pond

Three years and two years to shape your face!

These bastards, drive me out of the island,

Master, I was starving outside, and I only came close when I heard that you were born!

For you, I have offended countless strong people, for you, I have worked hard to seek perfection!

Today, you were born and met with me, and you don't think that the teacher will make me embarrassed!

What are you asking me about in front of these bastards! You don't save face in front of these bastards!

Erwuzai, I have washed you in this yard, and in this yard, I will make needlework for you with scars all over my body!

Now that your wings are stiff, you don't apprentice, and now you are really cheap with a wolf heart and dog lungs!

I knew that I would have smashed your body with an iron rod, and I would have known that I would refine you in the furnace!

Erwuzai, you don't recognize the teacher, Erwuzai, do you know who is the teacher who is now breaking the anus and intestines!"

Lao Huang's hands flew over, and the percussion with one hand was really tinkling, the sound was like thunder in the sky, knocking and roaring, roaring and crying, crying until the pear blossoms brought rain, crying until the rivers and seas whimpered, crying until the wind and clouds changed color, and crying made the monkey stunned.

He is the spirit of heaven and earth, listening to Lao Huang's words, he remembered in a trance that he was in the stubborn stone, once had a face looking at himself kindly, a trance remembered that a pair of big hands groped for himself, and a trance remembered that a pair of big hands gently put himself into the green lotus pond!

Looking at this face and listening to this song, the monkey's heart was like a knife, gushing out a warm current, and he fell to the ground with a pop, hugged Huang Shiren's thigh, and shouted like a broken gong: "Master! My mother! The apprentice remembers you! The apprentice thinks you cry so much!"

"My dear son!

The two sluts, hugging each other, howled so that countless birds flew out of Jinao Island, and a group of people turned their faces and vomited, which was really miserable!

"Master! As soon as I was born, these guys locked me up in one place, and the goods just now, looking at me, were fists and hands at every turn! I thought I had no relatives, I thought I was a lone star! Only then did I escape and mess around, how do I know that there are things around this road that can't break out, so I have no choice but to hide back in the courtyard! Master, you have to be the master of me! Dear mother, you have to vent your anger for me!"

The monkey poured out a stomach full of grievances, a handful of snot and tears, all rubbed onto Huang Shiren's robe, making Huang Shiren cry and laugh.

"Good apprentice!Don't be angry!Don't be sad!Master will let you out your anger today!Master will let these bastard chrysanthemums bloom today!" Huang Shiren pulled out the wind and thunder stick, took out the golden finger, and sacrificed the twenty-four pins of the Immortal Lotus Terrace, and turned his face viciously, only to find that the gang of sectarian immortals behind him was missing, and two of them ran away!

These two sluts, one has sores on his head and thick soles on his feet, and the other is a pervert who was just born as a Da Luo Jin Immortal.

"Good apprentices! Settle accounts with them one by one!" Huang Shiren accepted the treasure and smiled.

The monkey grinned, nodded, and said, "Master, I have found you now, and I know my life experience, but I don't know the name of the master and the inheritance of the master." ”

"Yes, yes, as a teacher, I have a name, so I naturally have to give you some light. Huang Shiren sat down cross-legged and said, "Good apprentice, listen to me." Your master, named Shiren, is also called Huang San. You have a senior brother named Yuan Hong, and one of you is a monkey face. You have a junior brother who has not yet given birth to his mother's womb, Nezha is in front of his name, and there is also Uncle Meishan Qi, I will introduce you later. ”

Suddenly, after hearing this, the stone monkey knew that there were many relatives, and finally he didn't feel that he was a single person, and he was overjoyed, and said, "Master, I don't know my surname, what do you call?"

Huang Shiren smiled and said: "You were born with a monkey, and you will have a surname on you as a teacher, which means to teach you the surname 'Qian'." The word "Qiang" went to a beast, but it was an ancient moon. The ancients, the old, the moon, the yin. Lao Yin can't be cultivated, so it's good to teach your surname 'Tan'. The word Tanuki went to the beast, but it is a subline. The son is also a son, and the child is a child, and the child is also a baby. It is in line with the essence of the baby. Teach you the surname 'Sun'. ”

When the monkey heard this, he prostrated again with joy and said, "Good, good, good!" Since you have a surname, you can beg for a name, but it is easy to call. ”

Huang Shiren clapped his hands and smiled, and said, "This name has already been thought of for you by the teacher." There are many bad people in the world, and if you want to survive, you must rely on your own painstaking cultivation and comprehend the way of heaven. and the four are empty, and in the end Nirvana, I will call you Wukong. ”

When the monkey heard this, he felt that there was infinite truth in it, and when he thought about it, he realized a lot, and he was very happy, and shouted: "Okay, good! From now on, I will be called Sun Wukong!"

It's true: one slut is not too much, and another scourge descends to the Three Realms!

The master and apprentice are two cheap goods, hugging each other and recognizing each other, Huang Shiren got a cheap apprentice, Sun Wukong got a cheap master, and everyone was happy.

"Apprentice, you and I know each other, and becoming a master and apprentice is the fate of heaven and earth! Come on, come on, the master will give you a greeting gift!" Huang Shiren looked at Wukong, looked at the masterpiece he had created single-handedly, couldn't help but be overjoyed, took out a few magic weapons from the fairy bag, and put them in front of Sun Wukong.

"Wukong, this stick, called Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, is an innate spiritual treasure, Dinghai Shen Needle, weighing 13,500 catties, can be big and small, can be soft and hard, is really a good guy who knocks on the stick, clapping bricks! ”

Wukong has been out of the world since he was born, he is a hairy monkey, no weapons, no clothes, and when he sees a magic weapon, he naturally knows that it is extraordinary, wearing armor, taking a stick in his hand, and flying on his head for a long time, playing with a stick, and the world trembles!

"It's really a person who relies on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and otaku still need Muto Lan! This thing was a hooligan just now, and this way of dressing up is a hero! It is worthy of being the Monkey King! I wipe it! I have suffered so much, I will get you out, I am not wronged!" Huang Shiren saw Wukong's methods, and he was so happy to drink honey!

After playing a game, Wukong fell, looked at the Ruyi golden hoop stick, and then looked at the clothes and armor on his body, his heart was extremely beautiful, and he secretly said: It's better for me to be Master! For the sake of me who have suffered so much, I have not forgotten to get clothes for me and get a divine soldier! There is a way to be a bastard if you are kind and not to repay it, and the master is like this to me, and what kind of cloud in the clouds and clouds are outside the cloud, I will be beaten to death with a stick! Anyone who has no good face for my master, regardless of the dry wooden stick raised by his father and mother, will be knocked down with a stick!

"Wukong, this weapon, this clothes, are you still satisfied?" Huang Shiren said.

Wukong smiled and said, "Satisfied, satisfied, how dissatisfied! But Master, your Taoist robe is extremely red, and you scratch it very much, and I have the majesty of this golden armor, but it can't compare to Master's scratching bag, what kind of master has what kind of apprentice, what kind of dung ball has what kind of shell, Master, you also let me scratch and scratch the bag!"

"This bastard!" Huang Shiren seemed to see the shadow of himself scraping the ground from this goods. He gave everything he could give Wukong, where was there anything else, and when he saw Wukong looking at him with blank eyes, he couldn't bear it.

I wiped it, and now I know how chaotic I felt when my cheap master was looted by me! This master is not something ordinary people can do, especially the master of sluts. Let's go, I can only find the Tongtian Sect Master, this monkey was born, and he also has a spiritual yang, for the sake of this, he also has to bleed!

"Wukong, come with Master, Master knows that there is someone who has something to scratch the bag for you. Huang Shiren laughed evilly.

Huang Shiren was dressed in a fiery red robe and strode towards the sky with a wicked smile on his face, Sun Wukong was carrying a stick in the back, and the two sluts slipped away and came to Biyou Palace!

Now, the Tongtian Sect Master is going to be unlucky!###第一更送上. Fellow Daoists, I seem to see you smiling. Hehe. It's cool to watch, and after laughing, it's better to vote for a recommendation or something, and collect it. Thank you!

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