The sixty-third episode of the enlightened animal skin band Qi B small skirt

In the Biyou Palace on Jinao Island, the leader of the Tongtian Sect sat on the Nine Dragons Agarwood, looking at the eldest disciple Duobao Daoren, with a look of surprise and joy on his face.

Huang Shiren and Wukong made a mess, and Duobao Daoist naturally gave the sect leader a clear explanation.

The Tongtian Sect Master couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, and when he heard that the monkey had good methods, his heart rejoiced.

After careful study, although the monkey is a freak made by Huang Shiren, he also has his own spiritual yang, which can be regarded as his own species. Tongtian Sect Master Saint is a saint born with heaven and earth, and he can use any experience, but he has never tasted the taste of his own sowing, which is really full of mixed feelings.

While he was complicating here, he saw the boy running in.

"Master Qiqi, Huang Shiren broke in with a monkey. ”

"Bastard! Unreasonable!" "Biyou Palace is Yuan Shi Tianzun is here, and he has to wait outside, this slut is really lawless.

The Tongtian Sect Master sat up straight, and saw two second-class goods swaying in.

Huang Shiren was so cheap, the Tongtian Sect Master was too lazy to look at it, but he saw the Monkey King behind Huang Shiren, with a golden armor and purple crown, majestic, and a wishful golden hoop stick in his hand, which was even more fierce and domineering, and immediately nodded: Damn, in the end, it is my species!

The Tongtian Sect Master was overjoyed, but his face was as calm as water, and he shouted to Huang Shiren: "You bastard, since you have accepted disciples, you don't leave quickly, what are you looking for me!?"

Tongtian Sect Master is so smart, he can think of it with his toes that this slut is probably not a good thing to find himself, and he must be scraping the ground.

"Master, did this guy bully you?!" Wukong Tian is not afraid of the earth, the six relatives do not recognize only Huang Shiren, he has already suffered from the Tongtian Sect Master, and seeing that the Tongtian Sect Master does not have a good face for Huang Shiren, the monkey temper suddenly came up.

"Yes. This guy didn't just bully me as a teacher, he even slapped me just now!" Huang Shiren laughed secretly.

Tongtian, Tongtian, I can't beat you, but Wukong beats you, can you do it?

"Well, you old man! I caught me when I was born, and you also bullied my master, but now I don't knock you with a stick, how do you know how powerful I am! How do you know how great my master is! Eat me!" Wukong spat in his palm, rubbed it, picked up 13,500 catties of Ruyi golden hoop stick, and smashed it down with a whin!

This stick can really stumble on the sky and smash the ground, the origin of the stick, the ghost cries and howls!

"This brute!" the Tongtian Sect Master really couldn't laugh or cry.

Huang Shiren didn't feel distressed when he hit him, but he couldn't do anything about this monkey.

The sect leader smiled slightly, his arm was all over, and a big hand grew in the wind, holding Wukong and the stick in his hand.

Although Wukong is good, how can he be the opponent of the Tongtian Sect Master, his body was grabbed in the palm of his hand, he couldn't break free, and said loudly to Huang Shiren: "Master, I can't beat this old man, but how can I be good?"

Huang Shiren didn't pay attention to Wukong, and said to the Tongtian Sect Master with a cheap smile: "Sect Master, you really can't bear to do it?"

The voice was yin and yang, and the Duobao Daoist next to him was also puzzled.

The Tongtian Sect Master smiled bitterly and let go of Wukong, who was about to make a mistake again, and was already stopped by Huang Shiren.

"Master, this old man is such a bastard, I can't swallow this breath without knocking him. ”

"Nothing. You can't beat him now, and when you grow up in the future, it's not too late to do him again!"

"Yes, then this stick is owed first. ”

The two sluts sang and harmonized, and the Tongtian Sect Master smoked seven tricks.

"Sect Master, I have something to do with you......" After getting Wukong, Huang Shiren raised his face and smiled at the sect leader.

"Stop me! There is no magic weapon! There is no elixir!" the Tongtian Sect Master hurriedly waved his hand.

Huang Shiren snorted coldly and said, "You see that you are stingy, I didn't say that I wanted a magic weapon and an elixir." ”

Hearing this, the Tongtian Sect Master breathed a sigh of relief. Damn, as long as you don't want magic weapons, don't have elixir, and don't scrape the ground, everything is easy to say.

"And what's the matter with you?"

"Wukong, you tell him!" Huang Shiren yawned and found a chair next to him to lift the corpse.

Who is Wukong afraid of, Jiao'er Lang walked up to the Tongtian Sect Master, pointed to the Tongtian Sect Master's nose and said: "You old man, my master just gave me a baby, but I think that Master's fiery red robe is too scratchy, and I also want something to scratch my bag, and Master said you have it." If you know each other, give it to grandpa, otherwise, I will be merciless. ”

Roar, well said. Tongtian, your seed calls himself grandpa in front of you, I see how you deal with it? Huang Shiren gave this Wukong an approving look, and Wukong became more and more arrogant.

Your mother! Your mother's legs! Call me grandpa in front of me? Without me, where did you come from!?

The Tongtian Sect Master had a fire in his belly, but he couldn't say it, it was really like choking Coptis chinensis, so he had to endure it, and said to Wukong: "What are you talking about?"

Wukong rolled his eyes: "How do I know!?I know I still ask you!?you a**!"

I said you mother! The Tongtian Sect Master rolled his eyes, and he really wanted to slap this product!

Huang Shiren is happy.

The Tongtian Sect Master held back his infinite anger and looked at Huang Shiren. There is no way, I can't do my own thing, so I can only deal with Huang Shiren.

At this glance, Lao Huang felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave, knowing that the Tongtian Sect Master was really angry, and if he continued like this, he would not be good, so he hurriedly got up and said with a smile: "Sect Master, Wukong's request is very simple, is it to scratch the bag." His clothes and armor are all good goods, you have a lot of things, find a bag scratching thing for me, and I will make him a small clothes and mix and match. ”

The Tongtian Sect Master thought about it, took out an object, and threw it to Huang Shiren.

Huang Shiren took it, only to see that this thing is a colorful tiger skin, thousands of ruiqi, golden mangs, a real treasure!

"What kind of skin is this? It looks like a tiger skin, but it's definitely not an ordinary big worm!" Huang Shiren stuck out his tongue and said in his heart.

Seeing Huang Shiren's appearance of a dirt bun, the Tongtian Sect Master smiled and said, "This is the skin of an enlightened beast. ”

"Open...... Enlightened Beast?!" When Huang Shiren heard this, he almost fainted!

In his previous life, as a Taoist priest, he was familiar with the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", which recorded in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas: The Classic of the West of the Sea": "

Kunlun South Abyss is three hundred feet deep, and the enlightened beast body is a large tiger and nine heads, all of which are human faces, and stand on Kunlun in the east. Youyun: "The void of Kunlun in the sea, in the northwest, the capital under the emperor." The void of Kunlun, eight hundred miles square, ten thousand miles high. There is a wooden he, a long five fathoms, and a large five circumferences. And there are nine wells, with jade as the threshold. There are nine gates on the face, and the door is guarded by enlightened beasts, where the gods are. In the rock of the eight corners, on the occasion of the red water, non-Renyi can not go to the rock of the gang. ”

This enlightened beast is the ancestor of the Kunlun Mountain Town, the divine beast of the mountain, with a tiger body and a human face, a nine-headed golden essence, staring at Kunshan

It is definitely the world's first-class ancient divine beast!

How did you get dominated by the Tongtian Sect and peel your skin!?

"This evil beast was spoiled by Yuan Shi, and he didn't even pay attention to me, and in a fit of anger, he was killed by me, and he peeled his skin and cramped to soak in wine, and it tasted good. The Tongtian Sect Master's tone was relaxed, as if this matter was no different from killing a chicken for him.

"This skin, colorful, can be stronger than water and fire, not only meets the requirements of your apprentice's bag scratching, but also can be regarded as a magic weapon to save your life. The Tongtian Sect Master added.

If it was Huang Shiren, the Tongtian Sect Master would never take it out, how could this Wukong be unusual to himself, and if he gave him this thing, he would be able to make him safer in the future.

"Good baby!" Huang Shiren nodded, looked at the Tongtian Sect Master and said: "Sect Master, this dress, you have to have a needle and thread, and the needle is just a little bit like Wukong's wishful golden hoop stick, I don't have the thread, you have to give it to me." ”

"Shameless. With a wave of his hand, the Tongtian Sect Master flew out of a bag and fell into Huang Shiren's hands.

"This is the strongest immortal tendon in the body of the enlightened beast, and it can be used as thread. ”

"Yes, yes, hehe, Sect Master......"

"It's gone. Again, I'll slap you to death!" the Tongtian Sect Master glared.

"Really, I didn't mean that, what I want to tell you is Nuwa Niangniang's business. Huang Shiren knew that he couldn't scrape it out, so he quickly changed the topic.

"Nuwa, what's the matter?" the Tongtian Sect Master was also stunned.

This thing is too jumpy.

Huang Shiren talked in detail about his recruitment to Nuwa Palace in 1510, and the sect leader was dumbfounded.

"Sect Master, that's the way it is, then I guess it must be a trick of the Western Sect, and now your two senior brothers want to hack you, and the two goods of the Western Sect, you have to be careful. ”

The Tongtian Sect Master's body trembled slightly, facing the west, silent.

After a long time, the Tongtian Sect Master said coldly: "I will deal with this matter." But you, if you want to go around sabotage, you need to be more careful. ”

"It's good to know me at this time. Don't worry, if I can't beat it, I'll run, I can't run, isn't there still Wukong?" Huang Shiren patted Wukong's shoulder and smiled at the Tongtian Sect Master.

That means, you give me to be smarter, your seed is my apprentice, and if I die, he won't be better.

"That's it, Master, don't be afraid, Wukong is here, and you will never let anyone hurt you. Wukong raised his head to the sky, unaware that he was sold by Huang Shiren.

was so angry that the Tongtian Sect Master had nowhere to spread the fire in his belly: "Huang Shiren, if you make Lao Tzu sad, Lao Tzu will definitely let you survive and die!"

Tongtian Sect Leader Tianyan was furious, this rage, even the Duobao Dao people had never seen it.

What kind of person is this monkey that makes Shizun so jealous!? Duobao Daoist is so depressed that he is about to go crazy.

"Right now, what are your plans!?" said the Tongtian Sect Master in a cold voice.

"I don't have any plans, I'm a person, I just like to be lively, the next step, I plan to go to Chaoge, travel, see the scenery, and I'll get along for a while. "Slut.

"Live or die, get out!" The Tongtian Sect Master waved his sleeves, and Huang Shiren and Wukong were fanned and flew away!

A mountain peak outside Jinao Island.

The moon is shining, the stars are dotted, the mountains and forests are silent, and the earth is sleeping.

On the top of the mountain, on the side of the bluestone, a monkey stood facing the sky with his hands crossed, and a Taoist next to him held a needle and thread in his hand, touching a piece of tiger skin and muttering: "Wukong, do you like pants or skirts?"

"I don't know, Master is in charge. ”

"The skirt is good! The skirt is more stylish, isn't it?"

The futile thought so, too. ”

"Okay! ...... Wukong, how long do you want the skirt to be?"

"How do I know? Master is in charge!"

"I'll make you a little skirt with tiger skin for the teacher, okay?"

"Master, what is Qi B's tiger skin skirt?"

"This ...... You have been born for a short time, and you don't understand it, in short, this is the world's first work! ”

"Okay, Qi B will Qi B. I like it. ”

"Good. ”

"Master, I didn't expect you to be so good at needlework. How about singing a song when you're working?"

"What do you want to hear?"

"Scratch the bag, Master, the more you scratch, the better. ”

"Goku, you're naughty again. Okay, listen to the teacher sing you a song "Embroidering the Red Flag" "

"Embroider the red flag?"

"Slip of the tongue, embroidered tiger skin. ”

"Good. ”

"The thread is long and the needles are dense, embroidered with tears of red tiger skin, embroidered tiger skin, tears with the needle and thread, not so much sad as joy, how many years and how many generations, today I finally look forward to you. Thousands of love, turned into scratching bags embroidered tiger skin, embroidered tiger skin, flat knife bush without blinking, today said that the heartbeat is extremely urgent, a needle and a thread, embroidered a new world, a new world......"

"Master, why does this song sound so panicked? ”

"You're damn it!"

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On the top of the mountain, the two second goods are really: generally scratched and generally cheap, and the head grows and defecates. ####η¬¬δΊŒζ›΄ι€δΈŠ. Hehe, do you want to be cheap again? quack, vote to encourage me!

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