The 210th sedan chair coffin came out of the Ma's tooth cave room

Let's say that Song Yiren went to Majiazhuang to propose marriage for Jiang Ziya, and the horse staff thought that Jiang Ziya was too old, so where was he willing to agree, which annoyed Miss Ma's Ma, and regardless of the face of the girl's family, he rushed out and shouted that Jiang Ziya would not marry, and in a word, he said that the horse member was dead and straight, and he really deserved to be a broom star who did not see the ancients before and did not see the comers.

When Song Yiren saw this scene, he really screamed bitterly.

This marriage hasn't ended yet, and I'm hanging an old one, what should I do?

"Sister, you can't get married. Song Yiren shook his head and received a slap on the head.

"That's a bastard!!, why can't you get married?!" Ma said with his eyes open.

Song Yiren didn't dare to compete with her, and hurriedly said: "Sister, now that your father is dead, you have to do the funeral according to reason, and after the funeral, you have to keep filial piety for three years, don't you, how can you get married?"

Ma Shi was also angry when he heard this. Daddy, you don't die sooner or later, but when I want to get married, don't you die against me! No, you have to get married! If you do this, it will take three miles, and after three years, the daylilies will be cold, and if Jiang Ziya marries someone else, I won't be able to be the prime minister's wife!

Thinking of this, Ma straightened his waist and said: "Brother Yiren, my father is my father, I am me, my father is dead, and my daughter is married, named Chongxi, don't you know?"

"Sister, the general flushing is that the old man is not dead, and the children are married!"

"I said that Chongxi is Chongxi!" Ma clapped his hands and said: "This funeral is to be done, this happy event is also to be done, tomorrow you let that Jiang Ziya marry me, and I will carry the coffin at the same time, wouldn't it be a good thing to come in pairs?"

When the stranger heard it, he was going to cry, how could there be a reason in the world for the sedan chair and the coffin to be lifted out together!

Although I wanted to argue with Ma, I didn't have the courage to do so. Damn, in front of the broom star, if I talk to her more, annoy her, and kill me casually, then I can't do it.

No matter, anyway, it's your Ma and Jiang Ziya's bullshit, and others can't scold me.

Song Yiren nodded, went out and got on the donkey and went back.

went back and talked to Jiang Ziya, only to say that the other party agreed, and he would come to marry tomorrow, but he buried the matter of Ma Lao's hanging out.

After a long pause, Songjiazhuang prepared for a night, and on the second day, Jiang Ziya happily put on the clothes of the groom's official, got on the horse, and took a group of people to welcome his relatives, and went straight to Majiazhuang.

Along the way, Jiang Ziya is happy, damn, I can still marry a yellow flower girl at the age of seventy-two, I Jiang Ziya, isn't this a typical old cow eating tender grass? Hehe, Yanfu is coming, and I can't stop it, I really have cultivated eight lifetimes of virtue!

Tick-tock, tick-tock, suona noisy, soon came to the outside of Majiazhuang, but saw countless people rushing out of Majiazhuang, pointing at Jiang Ziya and his party.

"That's it! shame on the fuck!"

"That's it! The father-in-law is dead, I don't know how to keep filial piety, here to stop the mortuary, and over there to marry!

"Dead old man, shameless, how can you do such a thing that heaven and earth do not tolerate!"

"That's it, it's a great blessing that the broom star can leave our Majiazhuang!"

......

Listening to this discussion, watching countless people pointing at him, Jiang Ziya was confused.

What's the matter? Why did I marry a relative, and it looked like I was here to rob it.

Jealousy! Typical jealousy!

Jiang Ziya ignored it, came to the outer mansion, and looked up, but saw a mansion hung everywhere, the mourning hall was furnished, and the soul flags were fluttering, and he was startled.

"Wrong, wrong, here!" Jiang Ziya hurried over.

The little guy under the horse hurriedly said: "That's right, this is it." ”

"Bastard! There's a funeral going on here, how can it be the mansion outside the horse!?" Jiang Ziya got off the horse and was about to reprimand the little servant, but saw a woman covered in white come out of the mansion.

This woman, dressed in plain clothes, is in her sixties, with a pockmarked face, a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and a yaksha-like, which can startle Jiang Ziya. ...,

"This sister, dare to ask if this is Ma Fu?"

"Exactly!" the old woman nodded, her delicate appearance making Jiang Ziya want to vomit.

Since it's Mafu, it's good. Jiang Shang nodded and bowed to the old woman.

"Son-in-law, see mother-in-law!"

"Mother, you are big!" Seeing this, the woman was really hot, grabbed Jiang Ziya's ear, turned three hundred and sixty degrees to the left and three hundred and sixty degrees to the right, that is, Jiang Ziya is Da Luo Zhenxian, and she also screamed in pain.

"Mother-in-law, why is this so!?

"I greet your third uncle and grandfather and your third uncle and grandmother! You are a dead ghost, you recognize the old lady as your mother-in-law!?

"That white-bearded old man, this is your daughter-in-law!"

"Hahaha, it's really a happy person, but don't say it, these two are a good match. ”

......

Listening to the discussion next to him, and then looking at the pockmarked face in front of him, Jiang Ziya fell into the ice cave.

Isn't it a yellow flower girl!?Why is it an old thing!?

This look, this temper...... Song Yiren, Song Yiren, you black me!

"That mother-in-law, no, Miss Ma, this thing is not right, it is different from what I thought, I can't marry you!" Jiang Ziya scratched his heart.

Over there, Ma's was so angry that he grabbed Jiang Ziya's ears, how could he let go, and shouted: "Your mother's Jiang Shang! My mother has been waiting for you for so many years, for you, I am like a jade, and for you, I have even killed my own father! In the end, you didn't even marry!? You also gave this dowry, and the matchmaker also said, saying that I Jinlian is also a member of your Jiang family, if you dare not marry, I will not let you go! Go, go to the official!"

Ma's sprinkled Lai, pulling Jiang Ziya to go to see the official, the people of Majiazhuang next to him had long wished that the broom star had left quickly, and when they saw this scene, they all rushed up to beat Jiang Ziya.

"Your mother's door is coming up, do you dare not marry!?Aunt Jinlian, if he doesn't marry you, we will beat him to death!"

"That's it, this is Majiazhuang, and you can't be wild!"

"Beat this ***!"

......

The men of Majiazhuang rushed over and punched and kicked Jiang Ziya, although Jiang Ziya was a Da Luo True Immortal, and he also had a whip in his arms, but he couldn't beat people with a whip from the gods, not to mention that he couldn't attack these mortals.

If you beat me again, you might really be beaten to death! If you die in the hands of mortals, it will really be the biggest joke in the world!

That's it, let's marry back first!

"Don't fight, don't fight!That Jin Lian, I will marry you, can't I marry you!?" Jiang Ziya said loudly.

Ma Shi, who was standing next to him, heard this, smiled, showed a mouth full of yellow teeth, and shouted: "Okay! Don't fight! Carry the sedan chair! Get married! Carry the coffin, go out of the funeral!"

Tick tock, tick tock!

I saw that in the Ma Mansion, the sedan chair was in front and the coffin was behind, and they were carried out together, and Ma got on the sedan chair and cried: "My father! Why are you so dead? I can't see your daughter getting married!"

"My seventh uncle, master!"

"My third brother-in-law!"

......

Up and down Majiazhuang, it is even more ghosts crying wolves.

That Jiang Ziya sat on the horse, wearing a Sina suit, looked back at the sedan chair, and looked at the coffin, it was really a piece of red and white!

Damn, I can't see such a scene for 10,000 years!

What did I Jiang Ziya do, marry such a thing!

Not to mention that Jiang Ziya made chickens and dogs jump in Majiazhuang, just say that Song Yiren lined up a banquet in Songjiazhuang, and a group of people waited for Jiang Ziya to lead his daughter-in-law into the village, left and left did not come, right waited and did not come, seeing that the sun was about to fall, I saw Jiang Ziya riding on a horse from a distance, bringing a sedan chair into the Song Mansion, and he was muddy.

"Brother Xian, you are ......" Song Yiren looked at Jiang Ziya's yellow mud and was extremely surprised. ...,

Jiang Ziya glanced at Song Yiren, pulled Song Yiren aside, his facial features were distorted, and said, "Didn't you say that the other party was a young lady!?"

"Yes, the horse is rich and rich, just such a girl as her, of course she is Miss Qianjin!"

"Didn't you say she was a yellow flower girl!?"

"Yes, she's sixty-eight, and she's never married, let alone a man, who else can she be if she's not a yellow flower girl!?"

"Song Yiren, I will beat you to death if I kiss your mother!" Jiang Ziya raised his fist and was about to beat Song Yiren, but he heard a cold snort in his ears.

"Xianggong, what are you doing there!?"

As soon as he turned around, he saw Ma's fork hands standing in the courtyard, Jiang Ziya was really like a mouse seeing a cat, put down Song Yiren, smiled all over his face, and said, "Hehehe, lady, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming." ”

Na Ma looked at the people around him and said to Song Yidao: "Brother, hurry up, it's going to be dark soon, hurry up and worship the church, after worshipping, I still have to go to the cave." ”

Burst!

The guests in the room, hearing this, vomited their intestines one by one!

"Worship, worship!" Song Yiren laughed.

After a while, I finally finished worshipping the church, it was already twilight, and everyone sent the couple into the cave room, and they all hid outside to listen to the annoyance.

Mother, seventy-two-year-old Sina, sixty-eight-year-old black bride, I have never seen such a cave room.

Everyone was muttering quietly outside, and some people simply opened bets.

"I bet that Jiang Ziya's goods can't last for half a stick of incense!"

"I bet these two people washed and slept, nothing like that!"

"I can't bet I can't do that! The two of them are one hundred and forty years old together, how can it be!"

......

Everyone opened their bets one after another, and they heard a roar in the cave room.

"Jiang Ziya! Don't take off your clothes for the old lady! The old lady has been guarding herself like jade for sixty-eight years, and she has been working for a long time, so she has to open meat today!"

"My mother!" The man who bet that these two people couldn't do it and bet a lot of money heard this, and his eyes rolled and he fainted directly!

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