043 The Tiger and the Poisonous Woman
Shandong, Jining.
A deserted area.
The master and apprentice stopped and walked, and finally settled down here for a short repair.
It is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the environment is also remote, which is a good place to practice swords.
Chen Sheng went around and was very satisfied: "Good boy, let's stay for two days at most, and leave immediately after two days, and we must not delay." ”
Xiao Yu'er nodded and said, "Oh." ”
"Don't be stunned, let's do it according to the old rules."
"The old rule is to make a fire, hunt, and build a shed?"
Chen Sheng said: "Yes, I'll go find something to eat, and I'll leave the rest to you." It is better to make the shed more spacious, and make me another bed, Master is too old to get cool. ”
Elders should have the style of elders, how can they do everything?
Xiao Yu'er suddenly blushed and coughed: "The apprentice is also good at hunting, or let's change it, it looks like the last ......."
Chen Sheng said: "Okay, next time." ”
After saying that, he quickly opened the boil and ran faster than a rabbit.
“……”
Xiao Yu'er looked at his back and muttered in his mouth, so he had to go to the side to cut down trees, and by the way, collect a large number of rattans and prepare them to be used as ropes.
It's easy to get a shed, but isn't it bullying to make a bed?
Fortunately, Xiaoyu'er now has an extra fast sword, and some small trees can be cut in a few clicks, and it is not difficult.
"Poof, poof, poof."
"Whoa."
The little fish has a specific pattern of work, he likes to stab straight with his sword, and then pry up on the left, crack down on the right, and cut down the trees with three consecutive moves.
The so-called fist does not leave the hand, the song does not leave the mouth, these three moves are the essence of this swordsmanship, the more you practice, the more the taste is endless.
After cutting down the tree and removing the excess branches and leaves, the little fish cleared a clearing and began to build a shed.
Not long after he was busy, his face changed!
The little fish heard a voice behind her.
It was a wheezing sound, very low and very heavy, and it should belong to some kind of beast.
The little fish slowly twisted her neck and looked behind her.
Really.
A tiger-eyed tiger has been forced to within two feet, and has put on a posture of pounce. Its shoulders were high, its limbs pressed against the ground, and a strong fishy smell suddenly wafted over.
This tiger is huge, with a pair of bloodthirsty eyes, bloodthirsty, and violent, the little fish was looked at by it, and even the child's hole spread!
It was the feeling of the soul being penetrated, and it made the scalp tingle.
Practicing in the Valley of the Wicked since he was a child, Xiao Yu'er certainly killed tigers, but in the face of this one, he didn't dare to fight at all.
Run!
How far to run, how far to run!
But a man can't outrun a tiger.
The little fish is ready to jump into the tree, and then use light power to fly continuously and throw off the opponent.
There was a pine tree in front of him, and the little fish locked onto the tiger while looking for a spot in the treetops.
Source change app】
!!!
Unexpectedly, there was a giant standing on the treetops.
A giant of at least three hundred pounds, standing on a fragile branch, slightly undulating, but as steady as Mount Tai.
How terrible must this be this encounter?
This person is as black as a piece of charcoal, with silkworm eyebrows, a generous face, and a majestic body. If the giant spirit god fell into the mortal world, he must be like this.
There was a giant in front and a tiger in the back, and Xiao Yu'er's heart was pounding, and he hurriedly stretched out his hand to draw his sword.
"Whoosh."
The giant's reaction was quicker, and two cold lights were thrown out at once.
One point hit Xiao Yu'er's arm, and one point hit his throat, so that Xiao Yu'er not only couldn't draw his weapon, but also couldn't even scream.
The little fish had no choice but to dodge to the side.
"Whew!"
The tiger's roar was breathtaking, and a fierce wind struck the back of the neck, and the tiger was actually cooperating with the giant's actions, forming a front and back attack.
Xiao Yu'er's face turned pale, so he could only roll on the spot and save his life in an embarrassing way.
His tumbling can be described as tricky, each time taking a different angle, suddenly to the left, and sometimes to the right, dazzling the tiger, and can't help but be stunned.
The little fish finally found a suitable opportunity, stepped on the ground, and was about to fly away.
It's a pity......
The giant suddenly descended from the sky, accurately sealing his way out, and at the same time, there was a cold iron palm.
The iron palm grew bigger and bigger in front of him, as fast as lightning.
Xiao Yu'er was completely out of moves, and had no choice but to wave his fist to greet him.
"Bang!"
The terrifying palm force instantly crushed Xiao Yu'er, and his eyes flew wildly, and his body flew out and fell heavily to the ground.
The giant walked up to his side, crossed his neck with his hand, and lifted the little fish up.
In this way, the little fish was finally captured, and it became a luxury to call for help.
The giant sneered: "Good boy, from Yangzhou to Jining, you ran really fast." ”
The corners of Xiao Yu'er's mouth were bleeding, and she struggled: "Ge, who is Your Excellency?" ”
The giant said, "Guess what? ”
Xiao Yu'er said: "The body is huge, and there are Mengbeasts to accompany you, aren't you the tiger in the twelve stars, Baishan Jun?" ”
"Hahaha."
Bai Shanjun smiled: "Guess right, you kid has a bit of knowledge." ”
Xiao Yu'er even smiled: "Your Excellency's complexion is obviously darker than the bottom of the pot, why are you embarrassed to be surnamed Bai?" ”
Bai Shanjun sneered: "You are obviously like a dead dog now, how dare you call Xiaoyu'er?" ”
Xiao Yu'er: "......"
I didn't expect this person to not only have strong martial arts, but also have such a powerful mouth!
Xiao Yu'er said: "The surname is Bai, you'd better let me go quickly, and kowtow to the master a few more times, otherwise when my master comes back, he will definitely break you into pieces." ”
Bai Shanjun said: "Oh, just rely on Xuanyuan Sanguang? The Evil Gambler does have two brushes, and his skills are hard enough, but ......"
"But what?"
Bai Shanjun smiled cruelly: "But my mother-in-law has already made a move, she is very good at dealing with men, hehe." ”
Xiao Yu'er scoffed: "Is your mother-in-law a woman?" ”
"Nonsense."
Xiao Yu'er said: "Then let me tell you, my master has a better way of dealing with women!" ”
……
The other side.
Chen Sheng walked slowly along a stream, searching for prey.
Animals inevitably need to drink water, and it is not difficult to get food. If you take 10,000 steps back, it doesn't matter if you don't get a harvest, it's always okay to catch two fish.
Because he was bored, he sang in a low voice: "Beat the drum tightly and beat the gong slowly, stop the gong and listen to the singing, but please sit down in the hall and listen to me sing a ......"
Well??
At this moment, something suddenly floated in the stream, small, red, and it was actually a woman's embroidered shoe.
Chen Sheng frowned.
How can there be such a thing in the water in the wilderness?
As a result, in the blink of an eye, a square handkerchief went down the water again and floated in front of him again.
Both of these things are of great value in terms of materials and workmanship, and their owner must have been from a large family, and apparently a woman.
Master Chen was inevitably curious, and hurriedly searched upstream.
I didn't expect the following to be even more outrageous, there are still things floating in the water one after another, what white socks, wooden hairpins, good-looking long skirts, exquisite little clothes, etc.
Chen Sheng's face became very strange.
Countless scenes crossed my mind.
Isn't it...... Ahem.
The stream continued to meander and turned a corner ahead, and the road suddenly opened up.
"Help!"
In the distance, there was a big tree, which seemed to be a sycamore, and there was a hunting net hanging from the sycamore tree, and a woman was calling for help in it.
This woman is about thirty years old, she looks charming, dignified and charming, and pure in the charm, she is actually a rare beauty.
Because she threw away all her close-fitting clothes, her state can be imagined.
After seeing Chen Sheng appear, the woman was in a hurry, and quickly shrunk herself into a ball, her face was so red.
"Big brother, please, save me."
Chen Sheng's eyes rolled wildly, and he walked over cautiously: "Madam, are all the things in the water that you lost?" ”
The woman nodded, "Yes." ”
Chen Sheng said: "I can think of using this method to save myself, so as to attract the attention of passers-by, Mrs. is so smart." ”
The woman said shyly: "The concubine is also forced to be helpless." This net pocket was so coincidental that the concubine's body was hanged. ”
Chen Sheng said: "It's really a coincidence. ”
The woman said, "Then can you help me and let me go?" The concubine has a jade bracelet on her body, and she will give it to the eldest brother as a reward later. ”
Chen Sheng said: "Dare to ask what Mrs. is called?" ”
The woman said: "The concubine's husband's surname is Bai, you can call me Mrs. Bai." ”
White Lady?
Chen Sheng smiled: "Don't worry about the reward first, I think it's pretty cool above, or, you hang it a little longer?" ”
Madame Bai was stunned for a moment, as if she was very angry: "What do you mean by this, eldest brother, the concubine is so embarrassed, you don't have compassion!" ”
Chen Sheng said: "I definitely have compassion, but ...... I'm scared. ”
Mrs. Bai said: "Looking at the appearance of the eldest brother, he still has a sword on his body, he should be a person in the martial arts, and a person in the martial arts should be bold and strong." I'm a weak woman, and I'm in this state, what are you afraid of. ”
Chen Sheng said: "How could a weak woman appear in the wilderness? ”
Madame Bai bit her lip, and her face became even redder: "This neighborhood is not far from the official road, and the concubine was originally walking along the official road, preparing to go back to her parents' house to visit relatives, but as a result, she was in a hurry for a while, so she ......"
Chen Sheng suddenly realized, a little embarrassed: "Madame walked here because of internal urgency, and then accidentally stepped on the trap, and was caught by the hunter's big net by mistake, right?" ”
"Exactly."
Chen Sheng said: "It's my villain's heart, don't blame Madame." ”
Madame Bai said with a smile: "You can't blame the eldest brother, of course you have to be cautious when walking the rivers and lakes, there are still bad people outside." ”
"Yes, yes, I'll let you go right away."
"Thank you, big brother."
At this time, a huge tiger roar suddenly sounded in the distance, and Chen Sheng's face changed slightly.
"Tigers? Then I'll have to hurry. ”
Madame Bai was also frightened, and hurriedly said, "Tiger? That...... You really have to hurry, tigers are more terrible than bad guys, they can eat people. ”
"Hmm."
Chen Sheng took out a copper coin from his sleeve and flicked it with his hand, "Whoosh"!
The copper coin flew out, hitting the target accurately, cutting the rope.
His technique is quite beautiful, but the back is so stupid that he didn't catch Mrs. Bai, who screamed and smashed to the ground, fell into tears, and didn't move for a long time.
I don't know why, although Mrs. Bai is in pain, her eyes show a look of joy, as if she fell quite comfortably!
Chen Sheng said apologetically: "Hey, I'm sorry." As the saying goes, men and women don't kiss, so Madame should get up by herself. ”
"Oh."
Madame Bai struggled, she untied her net pocket, hummed and chirped while covering up, and when she stepped outside, she didn't seem to stand firmly, so she plunged into Chen Sheng's arms.
In the face of this situation, ordinary people will always subconsciously hug it, and Chen Sheng is no exception.
Here and now, an amazing change has happened!
Madame Bai used bending over as a cover, and her cold hand was like lightning, and she hit his "Qi Sea Acupoint" with one finger.
"Poof."
Master Chen suddenly fell to the ground, his eyes full of horror: "This ...... Is this a trap? What a vicious woman. ”
"Giggle."
Like a little fox who stole an egg, Madame White laughed loudly, laughing heartily.
"Evil gambler, you also have today! Even the most shrewd man has to drink the old lady's footwashing water, hehe. ”
Chen Sheng said: "Who are you?" ”
Madame Bai smirked: "Did you hear the tiger bark just now?" I didn't lie to you, my husband's family is indeed surnamed Bai, and he is a very famous man in the rivers and lakes. ”
Chen Sheng's eyes moved, and he blurted out: "Tiger Baishanjun? Are you his inner man, the 'horse' in the zodiac? ”
Madame Bai said, "Yes." ”
Chen Sheng sneered: "The legend says that the tiger is still a man, but is his insider, hum." ”
Madame Bai said, "What's wrong with me?" ”
Chen Sheng said: "It is said that you are a slut, you obviously have a good house at home but you don't live in it, you have to live in a grass hut, and you like to be tied up by chains, the more others beat you, the happier you are." ”
Madam Bai was stunned: "I can't imagine that the evil gambler is so well-informed, so what?" Everyone has their own way of living, and I like to live in a straw hut and be beaten. ”
Chen Sheng: "......"
Well, he has nothing to say except for the.
"Damn bitch, what are you going to do with me?"
Madame Bai looked at his size, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise: "It's a pity to kill you casually, before we 'break up', I have to try something new." ”
With that, she prepared to sit down.
Chen Sheng smacked his lips and said, "It's really a pity. Since you are here, the tiger must not be too far away, if it is not for the tight time, Lao Tzu is also happy to accompany him. But my apprentice may be in danger, and he can't wait. ”
After being hit in the acupoint, he should not be able to move, but Chen Sheng stood up as if he was nothing.
!!!
Madame Bai's face changed!