044 Mercy Star, take him
Madame Bai was so shocked that she took two steps back, and said in a lost voice: "Why are you okay if you fall for my unique acupoint technique?" ”
Chen Sheng said: "As long as you practice your internal skills as strong as me, you can do it, this is very simple." ”
Madame Bai's expression was dazed, as if she didn't understand.
Chen Sheng sighed, his face full of sneer: "Use internal force to push the acupoint away by half an inch, isn't it okay?" What are you usually doing, you don't have time to practice in the first half of the night, but you can always do it in the second half of the night! ”
Use internal force to push open the acupuncture points and avoid being pointed?
“……”
It turns out that the evil gambler is not what it used to be, and has entered another level.
Similar to this exaggerated realm, Madame Bai had only heard of it in legends, and she couldn't help but feel creepy.
"What a strong skill, the little woman admires." She was silent for a moment, and then said, "There's a question I haven't figured out yet, how did you see through me?" ”
Chen Sheng said: "First sight. ”
Madame Bai was incredulous: "First sight? ”
Chen Sheng said: "Yes. If you run into a bandit, all your clothes will float over the water, which is of course reasonable. But you are hanging alone from a tree, and this is the biggest flaw. ”
Madame White didn't understand his logic.
Chen Sheng continued: "For a woman from a good family, chastity and reputation must be above all else, since she has not encountered a bandit to use her strength, even if she saves herself, it is impossible for her to lose all her clothes, and she would rather die." Who's like you, why don't you keep one! ”
White Lady: "......"
It's bad, I didn't expect myself to be too unrestrained, and I was too energetic.
has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, and she has long forgotten what a "good family woman" should look like.
Chen Sheng said: "I have solved your question, and it is my turn to do so." ”
Madame Bai said, "Please speak." ”
Chen Sheng said: "I have no grudge against the virtuous couple, but I don't know why you want to embarrass me? ”
Madame Bai said: "Oh, we are here for your high-ranking disciples, my husband owes Wei Wuya a favor, this is what he meant." As for why he caught the little fish, we don't know. ”
Rats Wei Toothless?
What is not clear, strange goods can live. Wei Wuya has a deep hatred with the Shifting Flower Palace, and he is naturally interested in the person that Yue Yue wants.
Chen Sheng nodded: "I understand, I see." ”
After seeing his secret weapon just now, Madame Bai never dared to move.
She squeezed out a smile and said, "Evil gambler master, Wei Wuya is the head of the twelve stars, we don't dare to be disobedient to his meaning, and it can even be said that he was forced, can you let me go?" ”
Chen Sheng said: "If you dare to provoke Lao Tzu, the accomplice shouldn't die?" ”
Madame Bai said: "But I am a good-looking woman, and I am very obedient, as long as you let me go today, serve tea and pour water, make beds and fold quilts, slaves and maids are willing to do anything, the living are always more ...... Useful. ”
Madame Bai deliberately put the word "useful" very seriously.
Chen Sheng's expression was surging and he also smiled.
In the original book, it was precisely because of her provocation that several evildoers killed each other, and as a result, everyone bit like dogs, and finally died cleanly.
What did Bai Shanjun do in the back?
Even Bai Shanjun couldn't stand his wife, so he actually married her off with his own hands, and expressed his gratitude to the "receiver" and sent a congratulatory gift on the spot!
For such a poisonous woman, Master Chen is inevitably a little taboo.
Of course, if you have enough time, you can go around a few times, but unfortunately I am not available today.
Chen Sheng shook his head and said: "You can even betray your husband, Lao Tzu doesn't dare to ask for it, don't waste your tongue anymore, goodbye." ”
Madame Bai's eyes became extremely cold: "Evil gambler, do you really want to kill me?" ”
"Hmph."
"That's ......"
Madame Bai suddenly flipped back, kicked a few fallen leaves at Chen Sheng, and then scribbled on the ground with her hand, and actually pulled out a fast sword!
The person was hung from the tree, but the weapon was hidden in the grass, this demon girl was really smart and thoughtful enough.
As soon as Mrs. Bai landed, Chen Sheng chased after her.
Madame Bai gritted her teeth, and the sword flashed, stabbing him in the heart.
Straight stabbing is the basis of all swordsmanship, this move is as fast as a meteor, Madame Bai doesn't know how many times she has practiced, and she doesn't know how many people she has stabbed through.
"Poof!"
Madame Bai stabbed out with a sword, but it was her own heart that was cold.
Because Chen Sheng's speed is faster.
Madame Bai's sword fell to the ground, the person was not dead, and there was endless fear and confusion in her eyes.
Chen Sheng drew his sword inch by inch, and drew it very slowly, because he was wearing a new dress, and he was afraid of splashing blood, which was difficult to wash.
Fear and confusion suddenly turned into joy, and Madame Bai said happily: "It turns out ...... The most painful is also the most ......"
Well??
And this perversion?
Chen Sheng gave his hand away, and stabbed the long sword back again, directly through his back.
Madame Bai's expression stiffened, and she couldn't smile anymore.
……
The foothold was quiet and empty.
There were traces on the ground, tiger hooves, footprints, and the buttocks of small fish.
Well, Bai Shanjun is one of the strongest of the twelve astrological phases, of course Xiao Yu'er can't beat him, and it's normal to be caught.
But what is not normal is that he actually left, completely ignoring his wife!
Chen Sheng: "......"
Could it be that this old boy has long been tired of Mrs. Bai and wants to dump her?
"Lao Bai, Lao Bai, it turns out that you are the most ruthless person, tsk."
Chen Sheng then walked around again, and found that on a tree trunk, three big characters were carved with a sharp weapon: Guishan See.
This must have been left by Bai Shanjun.
Guishan is Wei Wuya's lair, and if Xiao Yu'er is caught, there shouldn't be much of a problem in terms of safety, but he will get some kind of benefit - for example, mixing a female companion or something, isn't Su Ying over there?
Chen Sheng originally planned to leave this place and go to Guishan to join in the fun, but as soon as he turned his face, the birds and birds in mid-air were tingting, and two fairies fell at the same time.
A surging voice rebuked, "Stop! ”
Chen Sheng's eyes wandered, and he saw that one of them was wearing a good-looking skirt, and his face was more delicate than that of Chunhua, it was his wife who was "married to Ming Media", Pixing.
The second woman in white is a different style.
Her appearance is stunning, but it is not sweet, not charming, not gentle, only cold.
It is a kind of pure coldness, with a lofty indifference, cutting warmth into the invisible, and treating life like ants.
Shifting Flower Palace, Inviting the Moon!
Women may be born to act, and after seeing Chen Sheng, Lianxing kept a small face, as if she had seen a stranger.
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But she tensed, but she didn't hold back, and snickered.
Chen Sheng arched his hand and grinned: "It's really better to meet than to hear, haha, this must be the palace master Invite Yue?" Faux pas. ”
Invite Yue didn't have time to be polite: "Evil gambler, let me ask you, where is the little fish?" ”
Chen Sheng pointed to the tree: "Oh, the palace master will see for himself." ”
See you at Kameyama?
A little anger flashed in Invite Yue's eyes: "He was actually arrested by Wei Wuya's people!" ”
Chen Sheng said: "Almost." ”
Invite Yue said: "How can you be a master, you can't even look at a child?" ”
As soon as the surname Wei was mentioned, she was full of annoyance.
Twenty years ago, this ugly monster dared to blow and blow and break into the Shifting Flower Palace to ask her for marriage! As a result, Invite Yue was furious and directly threw Wei Wuya out, breaking two dog legs.
Chen Sheng said: "It's true, I'm not capable, but how much stronger are you than me, the palace master?" Didn't you look at the little fish? ”
Ying Yue said: "You ......"
Originally, there were only two people in the world who could destroy her emotions in an instant, one was Xiao Yu'er, the other was Wei Wuya, and now there was another Master Chen.
Chen Sheng pretended to be surprised and said, "Huh? What are you trembling about, Lord Palace? Women can't be angry casually, they get angry and grow old quickly, and it will be difficult to marry in the future. ”
Get married?
Hearing these two words, Ying Yue's lungs were about to explode.
"Evil gambler, you have ruined my good deeds many times, and today I will take your life, and I will snow the hatred in my heart!"
Seeing that they were about to make a move, Lianxing's face became agitated, but because he really couldn't find an excuse to dissuade them, he could only do it in a hurry.
Chen Sheng frowned and said, "May I ask what good things I have done to you?" ”
Invite Yue said angrily: "Do you still need to say? You've repeatedly made a stumbling block from it, delaying me from catching a little fish! ”
Chen Sheng said: "Then why do you always have to embarrass a child? As far as I know, he has no grievances with you, and he has never even met before. ”
“……”
Ying Yue was choked by him for a moment, and then said coldly: "I move the Flower Palace, why do I need to explain it to others." ”
Chen Sheng said sarcastically: "I understand, as long as you have a lot of power, you can do whatever you want, what do you want?" ”
"Hmph."
Ying Yue's sleeves were windless, and she suddenly pressed towards Chen Sheng, her complexion becoming whiter and whiter, flashing with a crystal luster.
Chen Sheng hurriedly said, "Wait! ”
You can't beat it, after all, Lianxing is still here, how can she bully her sister in front of her?
Invite Yue sneered: "Evil gambler, if you meet our sisters to shoot together, you will definitely die, and it is useless to delay time." ”
Chen Sheng suddenly twisted twice, then bared his teeth and scratched his body with his hands, as if it was very itchy.
“……”
Ying Yue immediately stopped: "You, what kind of weird do you look like?" ”
Chen Sheng sighed and said, "Great Palace Master, I also know that I am afraid that I will not be able to escape the catastrophe, but before I die, can you fulfill one of my wishes?" ”
Invite Yue said: "What wish? ”
Chen Sheng said: "Recently, I was on a trip with a small fish, my body is about to stink, and there are lice biting people, can you let me wash it first?" ”
"How long has it been since you showered?"
"Half a month."
!!!
Ying Yue is a person who loves cleanliness, and it is serious to the extent of cleanliness, after listening to Master Chen's request, his soul suddenly flew away.
Didn't take a shower for half a month in the summer?
Isn't that as disgusting as a small fish's dung rake?
She quickly took two steps back and ordered, "Mercy Star, you go quickly, take down this traitor!" ”
Pixing was caught off guard: "I ......"