The original version of "Today's Happiness" is a sketch starring Shen Teng, and it is also the first time that the name of "Hao Jian" has been known to the people of the whole country. And "Hao Jian" is homophonic to "so cheap", plus the little people he plays have a feeling of "cheap" in his speech, actions, and brain circuits, since that Spring Festival Gala, he has been called "Hao Jian" by more people.

Then the second year's "Today's Happiness 2", the third year's "Help or Not", all of them were well-known as "Hao Jian" as the character name, and his real name gradually disappeared, until three years later in "Charlotte's Troubles", which started Uncle Shen's journey of 20 billion box office male gods.

The popular science is over, and I return to this sketch in this parallel world.

"Today's Happiness" said that because Deng Xiaoliang's daughter-in-law was about to give birth, she had prenatal syndrome, and her temper was a little short-tempered, so he invited his friend Hao Jian to play the child he traveled back from the future, well, it is the one in his daughter-in-law's belly now, and such a shocking plot can be set in literary and artistic works, if this is really the case in reality, it is estimated that the woman will send her husband and his mentally ill friend to where they should go.

The curtain opened, and the voice came.

"Big build, big build."

"Is your daughter-in-law there?"

Gu Wei was hunched over in a red woolen sweater, looking particularly obscene, and said to Gao Xiaodong, who was wearing a small green apron: "Deng Xiaoliang, are you Biao, who are you asking me to play is not good at playing the child in your daughter-in-law's belly?" Can she believe it? ”

Gao Xiaodong said confidently: "My daughter-in-law definitely believes it." ”

"You two are really a pair of wings!"

There was laughter and applause at the scene, and the idiom could still be changed like this?

The audience leaned forward unconsciously, they have been attracted by this story setting, and the Spring Festival Gala sketch came up to cross, how bold is it?

Then, Gao Xiaodong introduced his daughter-in-law's prenatal syndrome, complaining that her temper was too big, and she was choked by Gu Wei, "Will it spontaneously combust if you don't ignite it?" ”

Gao Xiaoguang pulled Gu Wei with one hand, pointed at him with the other and said, "So cheap!" ”

Gu Wei immediately stopped, pulled out his hand and snapped his fingers and said dissatisfiedly: "You either call me Xiao Hao, or call me Da Jian, just don't call me continuously, Hao Jian, Hao Jian's exposure of my personality is too much." ”

Hao Jian?

So cheap?

Hearing this, many viewers sprayed, and it was enough to play the homophonic stalk to this extent.

The backstage is the same, those who are still putting on makeup and those who are already living together are also paying attention to the programs at the front desk, in order to keep it secret during rehearsals, especially the baggage of language programs, can not be revealed, and each group is basically not engaged in several rounds of rehearsals together, and now it is time to finally close the customs, you can watch it.

"Teacher Ge, what do you think of this line and name, it's so funny?" Someone patted his leg and smiled with a strained face.

"Brother Gu's character is like this, and it is also in line with him." Ge Wu explained with a smile.

He also paid attention like a regular spectator.

On the screen, the burdens were one after another, and Gu Wei was not allowed to take this job, but was stopped by Gao Xiaodong.

"Let's go? If you dare to leave, I will tell your daughter-in-law, saying that you run to the bathing center every day, and you will not take a bath when you are finished. ”

Well?

is so exciting, many gay men smiled ambiguously, the scale is big enough, although I know that there must be a reversal in the back, but this line is too divergent, and it floats to an indescribable place.

"Didn't I get a job scrubbing people? I don't give people a bath, what does my daughter-in-law eat? Gu Wei said.

Oh, the scrubber?

"Oops, oops." Gao Xiaodong gasped, and his expression became cheap.

What's wrong with that? Although scrubbing is not a good profession, it can't be guilty of this kind of expression, it's too deliberate.

"I can't believe what your daughter-in-law is eating." Gao Xiaodong covered his face and said.

What are you eating?

Scrubbing?

it!

Damn, the picture is too beautiful to imagine.

It seems that so far, Gao Xiaodong seems to be more cheap than "Hao Jian".

However, the development of the plot confirms the saying that there is only the wrong name, not the wrong nickname.

Gao Xiaodong took out two hundred yuan and said, "Hao Jian, you just see that the two of us have grown up together since childhood, help me this time." ”

"What do you mean?" Gu Wei stared at the money and said disdainfully, "What about insulting me with two hundred yuan?" You're deliberately alienating the relationship between our buddies. ”

"I've just been paid."

Gu Wei took out a stack of money from his pocket and slapped it on the money in Gao Xiaodong's hand with a "snap", and the two blended together.

"Good!"

The audience didn't know who shouted loudly, and then applauded, applauding the friendship and righteousness of the two people.

However, Ge Wu frowned, and the applause interrupted the rhythm of the sketch actors, which would weaken the later lines and plot strength, and a good burden might not be too loud.

"You're deliberately alienating the relationship between our brothers." Gu Wei strengthened his tone, stretched out his hand to gesture between the two, and then patted the stack of money.

When the same line appears again, the audience's reaction is not as great as when they first heard it. Gu Wei also dragged the applause over, and the movements in his hands made everyone focus on money.

In full view of everyone, he naturally took all the money and stuffed it into his pocket.

Gao Xiaodong's outstretched hand was empty.

Gu Wei's shriveled trouser pockets were full.

The audience was also stunned by his operation,, it's too cheap, is this a special solution that a non-cheap person can come up with?

Ge Wu in the background took the lead in applauding and applauding loudly, and the others did the same. However, one side thinks it's funny, and the other thinks that Gu Wei is really a mature sketch actor, and his stage control is too good.

Then, there was a female scolding voice on the stage in front of me, "I saw you hit you once." ”

When the female voice came, the two old men immediately panicked, and Gao Xiaodong urged Gu Wei to quickly hide in the refrigerator, and when he would come out of there, he would have a wonderful "crossing".

Zhang Yun entered with a big belly, and was asked by her husband who she quarreled with.

"With the dog."

How do you quarrel with a dog?

Zhang Yun gently stroked her stomach and explained in a very normal tone: "I told my son, baby, it's hard for your mother to give birth to you, and you must not forget your mother in the future." ”

"And then?" Gao Xiaodong accosted.

"And the dog turned to me, 'Wang, Wang, Wang!' ”

When she said this, Zhang Yun's mood and tone slowly rose, and the laughter and applause of the audience gradually became louder, well, it is indeed prenatal syndrome, is it difficult for a dog to learn to bark if it doesn't bark like this? "Wonderful, wonderful, second!"

It seems to be even more infuriating.

"It is worthy of being my daughter-in-law, and she serves the dog with virtue." Gao Xiaoliang praised his thumb.

"Husband, you said that if the two of us leave in the future, how lonely it would be to leave the children alone in the world." Zhang Yun propped up the sofa, sat down slowly, and wiped her tears.

It's time to fan love so soon?

The sketch lasted less than three minutes, so it was too fast.

Hey, many people sighed in their hearts, even if it is a screenwriter who writes "Selling Abduction" without positive energy, it is not exempt from vulgarity on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

They stretched out their hands, angry dantian, ready to be a heel in time after Gao Xiaoguang took the next line, and the words were all thought of, which was nothing more than to educate children to be independent and educate them well from an early age.

outcome

"Why don't we take him away when we leave?"

Burst~

Some of the people who were about to applaud the Dantian suddenly didn't hold back and squirted, but the frequency of applause was faster and harder than originally planned.

Take him away too? That is, the family has to be neat and tidy on the road, it's too spoofing, Ge Wu is really too damaged, that is, he can come up with such cheap lines!

This time, the three characters of the sketch are very distinct, the two people who are more than wings, and Hao Jian, who is so cheap.

In just a few minutes, there are conflicts, there are character portrayals, and the jokes are one after another, not vulgar at all, and a little fan can immediately give you "an unimagined road", the screenwriter and actors have a good foundation.

Then, after a short period of trivial arguments and jokes between Shuangbiao and his wife, the phone rang.

"Hello? Is it Daddy? ”

The feature film began, and this "Dad" made the audience immediately withdraw from the laughter of the couple just now, and stared at the stage wholeheartedly.

That is, people who still have an impression of the previous dialogue find that there is no refrigerator on the stage, is it possible that there are still moths?

"Who, so polite." Gao Xiaodong replied in a strange way.

"I'm your future child, and I'm about to travel back from 2042 to see you two elders." Gu Wei's voice came from the phone, and it sounded a little "cheap".

"Liar." Zhang Yun picked up the phone and scolded: "If you defraud like this, you can starve yourself to death!" ”

After speaking, she also raised her head towards her husband, and the other party also said "um" in agreement.

Peng!

Zhang Yun was proud that she had cracked an informal deception, but as a result, the TV "Peng" in front of her eyes drilled out a head, who is not Gu Wei?

Zhang Yun got up from the sofa suddenly, the phone was dropped, and Gao Xiaodong was also shocked.

"Dad!" Gu Wei shouted as he leaned out, and the TV screen was also violently destroyed by his movements, like a strip of cloth, drooping down.

"Don't, Ancestor!" Gao Xiaodong immediately knelt down and said in surprise: "Except for my daughter-in-law at home, what do you like?" ”

"Especially TV, if you don't take it, I won't dare to watch it in the future." Zhang Yun's voice trembled a little, and her confused appearance made the audience laugh.

Hahaha, is it so unexpected that it actually came out of the TV to pay tribute to a certain horror movie?

"Is this where I was 30 years ago? It's so cozy. Gu Wei pretended to look around and said.

Zhang Yun saw that his whole body really came out, and he was still emphasizing the fact of crossing, and fainted suddenly.

The two old men immediately panicked, one complained, the other explained, but explained the reason why they didn't hide it in the refrigerator.

cold

A sense of traversal.

"What's the matter with my TV?"

"I'll change it when I step on it."

Oh, so that's it? Are the props realistic?

Then, Zhang Yun woke up, still refusing to believe the fact of "crossing".

Gao Xiaoguang broke the siege in a timely manner and asked the other party to come up with evidence to show that it was from the future to this era.

"Dad, look." Gu Wei took out two crumpled notes, both red and white.

Ge Wu was stunned when he saw this scene, according to the design of the script, Hao Jian asked Deng Xiaoliang to name the child on the spot, and then named his son "Deng Yanzhuzi" very casually, and then Gu Wei took out his ID card, which was the name on it.

But now the situation has obviously changed, and Ge Wu doesn't know what will happen, he wonders in his heart:

"What's this?"

"What's this?" Gao Xiaoguang wondered.

"This is the movie ticket for "This Killer is Not Calm" starring your two elders' favorite screenwriter Ge Wu."

Burst~

This is Kudzu Mist.

Poof~!

This is the audience.

The advertisement is too naked, on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, it was said so bluntly?

Gao Xiaodong took out two movie tickets from Zhang Yun's pocket, the same red and white, the same movie theater, a certain hall, No. 5 and No. 6 in row 8.

He took the thing in Gu Wei's hand again, and quickly spread it out, exactly the same.

"On February 1st, at one o'clock in the afternoon, I did buy two tickets to see with your mother tomorrow, how could there be two identical tickets, right?"

"Daddy." Gu Wei stretched out his arms and rushed over.

"Son!" Gao Xiaodong opened his arms and faced Gu Wei excitedly, ready to hug through time, and then watched him hug Zhang Yun, that is, his daughter-in-law.

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"Mom!"

"Baby!"

Gu Wei looked satisfied,

Zhang Yun looked spoiled,

Gao Xiaodong was satisfied at first, and then looked entangled.

And the audience, who also knew the truth, began to cheer loudly, which is not an indescribable Minotaur plot.

"Hey, hey, let go!" Gao Xiaodong said angrily.

"If I don't, I'm going to be hugged by my mother." Gu Wei said in a frustrated manner, his face still deliberately squeezed out of comfort.

"Get out of the way!"

"Get out of here!" Zhang Yun slapped her husband away, and the other party was even more speechless.

The audience laughed even more, this man was really self-inflicted.

"There's half a cucumber in the fridge, you go and fry four vegetables for your son." Gao Xiaodong forcibly interrupted the fake mother and son hugging each other under the pretext of warmth.

"Your hospitality is quite extravagant." Waiting for Zhang Yun to leave, Gu Wei said.

"Stop talking nonsense."

Gao Xiaodong asked him to help together, the two put the TV back in its place, and knocked on the TV screen, and the buzzing sound resounded throughout the stage, although it was not explicitly stated, but everyone who watched the sketch knew that this was a real TV, solid.

Then, in between the pregnant woman's cooking, Gao Xiaodong urged Gu Wei to leave quickly, and the play ended, but Gu Wei was energetic. Helplessly, Gao Xiaoguang took out another hundred yuan and asked Gu Wei to treat mental illness.

"Have you ever seen a mental illness cured for 100 dollars?"

There was another burst of laughter, between the two on the stage, Gu Wei was pushed to the ground, and even if he made a move, he was bullied and shouted "Mom".

He is more than 30 people, although he wears young makeup, but as a star well-known to the audience, he basically knows his youth.

So

When Gu Wei shouted "Mom" in a milky voice, the others couldn't hold back any longer.