"Mom~Mom~"

Gu Wei pinched his throat and shouted, probably wanting to have a cute feeling, but the audience at the scene and in front of the TV did not feel milky, but felt a chill, and then burst into laughter.

It's numb, it's too cheap.

Or sketch actors can play, and screenwriters are enough.

This character is absolutely masterful, and he really didn't insult the name "Hao Jian".

"What's wrong son?" Zhang Yun came out with a frying spoon and a bottle of bare-necked liquor (no trademark, no advertisement, I couldn't find out what brand it was), and saw Gu Wei lying on the ground, standing in front of him like an old hen guard.

Gao Xiaodong hurriedly squeezed his eyebrows and asked the cheap "son" on the ground to help cover it.

Gu Wei began to cry according to the established rhetoric, well, crying, made up a "father" who has a successful career in the future, was discovered by the elder, and as a rookie actor, his first appearance as the male lead in the movie broke the 2 billion box office record of "This Killer is Not Calm" starring Ge Wu on February 1, which can be called a miracle in film history.

But the good times didn't last long, and after studying performance for a long time, my body was exhausted, and my heart was like the largest overpass in the capital.

Ge Wu in the background!

！

The viewers in front and by the TV,!

！

Hearing that Gu Wei was crying and still advertising Ge Wu, the audience was stunned, obediently, Ge Wu's movie box office broke 2 billion, and you didn't have any hard product placement ads for this sketch, and I don't know how it passed the trial?

It's really bloody.

Not long after I complained, I heard the analogy behind me and couldn't help it.

Hahaha.

The scene laughed again, although I knew that the story of "Hao Jian" was nonsense, but this metaphor was really amazing, heart bypass surgery can be associated with criss-crossed, various straight and curved overpasses, if there is really such a strong person, how awesome it should be to take the attending doctor who participated in the operation.

"Husband~."

Zhang Yun interrupted the laughter with a shout. She threw herself into Gao Xiaodong's arms and said sincerely: "Husband, I didn't expect you to be so great in the future, but I can't afford to enjoy it in exchange for your body, I still like you now." ”

The two hugged each other, to be precise, the woman was active, and the man was passive.

Gao Xiaodong looked like a fool, looking at his daughter-in-law who suddenly showed her true feelings and cared about her, grinning and smirking, "Hey, hey." ”

Not only that, but he also raised his eyebrows at Gu Wei.

Gu Wei was also stunned, and said speechlessly: "I didn't expect this play to complete the two of you." ”

He turned to leave, waved his hand and said, "Let's go." ”

"Wait." Gao Xiaodong suddenly stopped Gu Wei, who was getting farther and farther away from him, and said, "You came all the way to see your mother empty-handed." ”

Zhang Yun also looked at the "son",

"I'm in a hurry." Gu Wei spread his hands and said.

"Then you can't go in a hurry."

"I really didn't bring anything."

"Your trouser pockets are so bulging, it can't be some futuristic high-tech thing."

Gu Wei didn't even think about reaching out to dig it out, but when he found a stack of money, he looked at the red money with a confused expression, and didn't know what to say with his mouth open.

The audience began to heckle, "Give! To give! To give! ", let you, the master of "human epidermal fouling", be foolish again, smash it now, right?

"That's not possible, even if I want to give it, my mother can't ask for it." Gu Wei forcibly defended, the trembling voice made the scene laugh again, he was really talented, and even the moral kidnapping came out.

Indeed, according to common sense, parents will hardly accept money from their children.

But, after all, this is a sketch, Zhang Yun took away the stack of money without thinking about it, and said: "The mother who is given by my son must continue." ”

Zhang Yun licked his fingers and began to count the money one by one, saying as he counted: "Son, your salary for studying biology is not high." ”

Hahaha,

"Can that be high? How tall can a scrubbing master be? From God's point of view, the lively audience laughed and complained.

"Alright, you can go." Gao Xiaoguang said.

"Let's go?" Gu Wei turned out all the four pockets of his leather jacket and pants, and in order to prevent the audience from seeing clearly, he dragged it out again, and said hoarsely: "Just let me go back like this?" ”

Woo~!

Seeing that Gu Wei, who had been taking advantage, was finally deflated, many people began to coax.

"Yes, son, it's time for you to go back and take care of your dad." Zhang Yun also urged, "It's just that the time is too rushed, and there is nothing for you." ”

Gu Wei tugged on the cloth pocket and trouser pocket again, and said, "Mom~, just think about what your son had when he came, and nothing when he went back." ”

"Hey, how do you speak? It's time for you to go. Gao Xiaoguang pushed him forward, ready to send him away, Gu Wei was very reluctant, but there was no way, he looked at Zhang Yun wistfully and gave up.

"Hey, wait." Zhang Yun said.

Gu Wei!

！

He was excited all of a sudden, could it be that he could get his salary back?

"Son, didn't you cross over from the TV? Let's go back from the TV, is it the central station or the local station? Zhang Yun walked to the TV and touched the TV.

？

This is Gu Wei.

！

！

This is the audience.

It's okay to be in the groove, you can play, I almost forgot about it, you "Hao Jian" crossed over from the TV, now it's up to you what to do. I couldn't stand the dense laughter of this sketch, there were too many small ones, and the audience who were a little tired played 120% of the chicken blood, and the body of the scene leaned forward to stare at the stage, if it wasn't for the regulations, some people wanted to stand up and watch it.

The audience in front of the TV put down melon seeds, peanuts, and beer, and also silenced other people who were eating the reunion dinner, don't disturb, the corners of their mouths were slightly upturned, and they eagerly looked at Gu Wei in the "C" position.

What? Wear it back! One let me go through, the other let me go through.

Gu Wei was embarrassed, slightly blocking his face and smiling awkwardly, although his expression was not complicated, the audience could see that "Hao Jian" was now complaining in his heart, comparing his wings!

Gao Xiaodong changed his true character as a fool and gave a solution: "Let the child see his grandmother and wear it from his grandmother's TV." ”

After speaking, he dragged the person to the side, Gu Wei gave a thumbs up, and said softly: "Talent." ”

As a result, before she took two steps, she was shouted by Zhang Yun to stop, and her mother had no TV at home.

Gao Xiaoguang: "That's over. ”

Brother Gu Weiwei hadn't retracted it, he rotated 180° counterclockwise, and pointed down: "Talent!" ”

Zhang Yun wiped the TV and asked again which station he wanted to wear back from.

"Dad, can you pick a platform?"

Gao Xiaoguang covered his forehead and didn't say anything.

"Talk, Dad?"

"No tricks!"

"Just give up?" Gu Wei seemed to have resigned himself to his fate.

Zhang Yun took the unrecognizable brand of liquor and said, "You came in too much hurry, you don't have anything to prepare, you go over there to drink." ”

"It's still inside, I'll drink it first and wait for it to hurt a little more." Gu Wei finished a whole bottle of "Gu Dong Gu Dong", raised his arm sleeve and wiped his mouth fiercely.

"Be careful, take care." Gao Xiaoguang moved two to the side, and the "son" and the TV were unimpeded!

Gu Wei looked at the parents of "Shuangbiao", bent down and seemed to be ready.

"Wait a minute." Zhang Yun patted Gao Xiaoguang, and then said, "Husband, you accompany your son, so as not to be lonely on the road." ”

After saying that, she sat down on the sofa, eating an apple and looking at the two of them.

Zhang Yun: (*^▽^*)

Gu Wei: ?

Gao Xiaoguang: ???

Spectator:!

！

The atmosphere suddenly became scorching, how could you think of such an operation? "Father and son" wore it together, and it seems that the two of them moved the TV in person.

"Mom."

"Daughter-in-law."

The two old men shouted at the same time, Zhang Yun just waved his hand lightly and said, "Let mom open her eyes." ”

"You're opening your eyes, we're going to open the scoop."

Gu Wei cried with a sad face, the voice was really happy for those who heard it, and excited for those who saw it.

Finding that it was useless, Gu Wei slid and hugged Zhang Yun's leg and said, "Mom, I can't bear you." ”

"Son, mom can't bear you."

Gao Xiaodong: "I can't bear to TV either." ”

Hahaha,Aren't you reluctant to TV?,It's natural to break if you hit your head on both heads.,Whether it's the head or the TV.。

Seeing that the matter had come to this, Gu Wei stood up, bent down and stretched out his hand, and said with true feelings: "Dad, the elder wears it first." ”

This is also the most willing "Dad" he is most willing to call tonight, and there is no meaning of ridicule, so he wants to let the other party's pit play a warm-up to take advantage.

Gao Xiaoguang looked at Zhang Yun, who was eating apples, and said, "What else are you wearing, it's all going on." ”

Zhang Yun took a bite of the apple, burped, and said with a smile: "Acting, there must be no beginning and end?" ”

"Really, Hao Jian?"

unexpectedly found out, the audience's excitement of watching the excitement cooled down for most of the time, and the next second they laughed again.

"Mom~Mom~"

This is definitely Gu Wei's most sneering "mother" tonight, he lowered his head, twisted his waist, and looked like a little daughter-in-law.

"Daughter-in-law, I didn't mean to lie to you, you listen to my explanation." Gao Xiaoguang took the opportunity to say.

Zhang Yun waved his hand: "I'm not stupid, I can tell what is deception and what is love ......"

"Good!"

The audience listened to Zhang Yun's emotional expression, and their emotions also rose, and the applause and applause did not stop.

"Yikes!"

It seems that she has been stimulated too much today, and the pregnant woman is about to give birth, Hao Jian helped Zhang Yun to help her down, and complained while walking:

"That movie ticket is fake, why can't you really see it?"

The curtain slowly closed, "Today's Happiness" ended in the laughter of the audience, and the 2022 Spring Festival Gala language programs Ge Wu, Gu Wei, Zhang Yun, and Gao Xiaoguang got off to a good start.

The director team has been paying attention to the ratings, and the ratings are at 22% after the opening at 8 o'clock, and the first two programs, the stars sing together, have dropped to 21.5% after the dance.

The moment "Today's Happiness" began, it rose directly to 23%, and within ten minutes of the sketch, the ratings did not hang again, rising all the way, and finally stabilized at 29%.

It has risen by 7.5 percentage points, this is the national ratings, or the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, which has been disfavored in recent years, has been complained about as "more than four hours of plus version of the news broadcast".

It's too strong,

It's just too strong.

The actors are still those actors, Gu, Zhang, and Gao have not been on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, but this kind of achievement has really never been reached. Although there is a novelty of the first cooperation between the three people, Gao Xiaodong is not much stronger than Pan Songyang.

Excluding other factors, it can only be said that the sketch book is too good.

The director team became more and more emotional, befriending Ge Wu was the right choice, even if Gu Wei and they inserted advertisements three times, although they felt that it was inappropriate during the rehearsal, they still agreed for the sake of the screenwriter of this sketch, and now it seems that it is worth it.

The ratings are rising partly, and the discussion on "Today's Happiness" on the Internet is even more unbeatable, and it is good to have a masterpiece that is talked about by the audience in a Spring Festival Gala, obviously this sketch is qualified enough.

"I'm going to die laughing!"

"Laughing and crying, I feel like I can unilaterally announce that this year's best sketch is Gu Wei's group."

"There are too many golden sentences and stalks, and it feels like the second creation is about to start."

"Have you ever seen a mental illness cured for 100 dollars?"

"Half a cucumber and stir-fry four vegetables."

"You're eye-opening, we're both open-eyed!"

"I don't know how Mr. Ge's brain grows, the bath master is forced to become a biologist, and he is also very 'human epidermal dirt', and then habitually comes to a set of back hits, and the voice sounds old and kind."

“……”

Weibo hot search opened the "Spring Festival Gala" category on Chinese New Year's Eve to facilitate audience discussion, while "Today's Happiness" directly became popular, from the column hot to the flat category.

#葛雾出品再添神作! #

#顾伟×, Hao Jian×, so cheap√#

#张芸和顾伟在小品种的关系, husband and wife, male girlfriends, mother and son, father and daughter. #

#高晓东能不演傻子了么? #

#顾伟和葛雾真是神仙搭档, there is "Selling Abduction" in the front, and "Today's Happiness" in the back#

#最赤裸裸, the most blunt ad placement. #

#第一部在春晚上打广告的电影. #

Of course, some people say that it is inappropriate to forcibly implant advertisements, thinking that it is disrespectful to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, but some people put the advertising amount of today's Spring Festival Gala as high as 600 million, and the drinks swept in the audience in the camera, mobile phones, and red envelopes on the short video platform are not all advertisements, since they can appear, they are allowed, is it really a decoration for the review team?

In the CCTV building, Gu Wei's legs were a little weak after the three of them got off the field, even if the heating temperature in the building was not low, they still broke out in a cold sweat.

Ten minutes of sketches, although rehearsed countless times, but the mentality of rehearsals and real performances is still different, and there are no major mistakes, which is considered a very success.

"Teacher Gu, Teacher Zhang, Teacher Gao, you acted amazing!"

The three of them were congratulated all the way, and when they returned to the dressing room to remove their makeup, they were shrouded in the same greetings, although they were excited in their hearts, they still said thank you.

"Hao Jian, hide deep enough." When the onlookers were almost gone, Wang Xing, who was dressed in blue and red loose clothes, came over to joke.

"Lao Gu's way of leading is too powerful." Pan Songyang also ridiculed, he followed Wang Xing's team to perform on stage this year.

Wang Xing, the script of "Today's Happiness", they have all read it, and they know that the original version does not recommend the words of the movie, and out of the principle of confidentiality, each group does not know the specific performance process of each group during the rehearsal, so Gu Wei can only change it in private.