"What is the leadership of the alliance, this is for the edge to release another 2 billion box office movie for promotion, in order for the company to have a more ambitious future and a harder signboard, you guys, the pattern is small." Gu Wei raised his face to facilitate the makeup artist to remove his makeup, and explained by the way.

"Phew!" *N。

He was responded to by a room full of sharp spit.

"Where's the boss?" Gu Wei asked.

"Don't you see? When he was about to hit the TV on stage, Mr. Ge left with a smile. Xie Ya, who was relieved on the side, replied.

"Well, not really."

While speaking, Ge Wu, who was wearing a red and black Tang costume, came back from outside, and the artists who were still waiting for him once again congratulated him on the success of the sketch.

"It's all Brother Gu, Sister Yun, and Xiaodong who play well, watch me before you go on stage, and you will all watch them on stage."

"Don't talk about me, hurry up and prepare, I don't want to be overtaken by Brother Gu, anyway, it's the first time my buddy has been on the Spring Festival Gala, don't smash the pot." Ge Wu Road.

He walked up to the group of people at the edge and asked, "Sister Xing, is there an advertisement for "True and False Teacher"? ”

"I don't have a good brain, I didn't expect it, I'll pay attention next year."

Ge Wu: "......, fortunately not, this is the Spring Festival Gala, and it's not a variety show, so don't do it next year." ”

Wang Xing couldn't laugh anymore, and her heart slapped her thigh.

Zhang Yun and Gao Xiaodong stood up and stabbed Lou Zi?

"Why don't you take off your makeup, others still have to use it, hurry up and sit back." Ge Wu Road. After speaking, he moved a small horse and sat next to Gu Wei.

"Brother Gu, thank you, don't do this in the future." In their team, the backbone is Gu Wei, if he doesn't take the initiative to bring it up, others won't say anything about the Spring Festival Gala sketch word change.

"I've been helped by you too much, and I'm always thinking about doing something." Gu Wei asked the makeup artist to leave, took out a tissue and wiped it on his face casually, and when the makeup removal was over, he turned his head, his face was white, black, and his eyebrows were a lot, and he looked very happy.

Ge Wu almost didn't hold back, and pushed him back to deal with it again.

"You viagra I can only act, write sketch books, compared to your brother, I can't read it."

Ge Wu hurriedly said that he had a reputation.

"If I don't talk about this, I won't write songs, I feel like I'm taking advantage of you all day long."

"Really?" Ge Wu asked.

""Clever Escape" starring, "Latent" takes a visual emperor, "Crazy Stone" has a box office of 2.5 billion, and it has been a year and a half since I signed a contract, my brother and I have been a second-tier sketch actor, and there are no masterpieces in film and television dramas, so I have become a first-line artist who resists both ratings and box office, which of these roles you can't play? Well deserved. ”

"Well deserved?"

"Hmm."

"Isn't that okay to downgrade your contract?"

Gu Wei turned the face that failed to remove makeup again, and said sadly: "......, I have worked hard for the edge, and I have shed blood for the edge!" ”

Burst.

Zhang Yun couldn't help it, these two people were too funny, they didn't laugh at this occasion, and shrugged their shoulders.

"Brother Gu, don't think about those who don't have it, according to what you said, the fourth brother and I are like great benevolent people, if you don't want to be famous or profiteous, just to make you popular, the edge is pointing at you to make money."

"Then can't I change my contract to ninety-one?"

"Edge Film and Television, Mr. Jiuyi Gu?"

Ahem, ahem.

Zhang Yun: "......"

Gao Xiaodong: "......"

Wang Xing: "......"

Pan Songyang: "......"

Xie Ya: "??? ”

Gu Wei: Convex (艹). Defeated, defeated, why doesn't this product play cards according to the routine, or rather, this broken road can also drive? I'm kidding you, you're messing with me!

Ge Wu couldn't help smacking his tongue when he heard the coughing sound nearby, he wanted to make a meat joke between men, but he didn't expect that the old driver of Quante, whether male or female.

He glanced at Xie Ya, who was still asking what Wang Xing meant, and nodded, she is worthy of being a female singer who can sing and cry tens of millions of people in the May Fourth version of "Dislocation Time and Space", and her heart is pure.

"Don't think about the contract, I haven't exploited it enough." Ge Wu said viciously.

Ahem, the party who did not succeed in becoming "Mr. Jiuyi Gu" laughed twice, and forcibly changed the topic: "Boss, what did you do just now?" It shouldn't be that I found out that the script was changed, and I was going to block me and I didn't find anyone. ”

"No, I went to ask the director team to see if they knew about it."

"I know that." Gu Wei stood up with his hands propped up, looked around, slightly increased the volume and said: "Give me tens of thousands of guts and don't dare to change the words during the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, the live broadcast will naturally not stop, but it will be over in the future." ”

"What if you want to go crazy thinking about the leader?"

"How is that possible?" Gu Wei said, "Who is Mr. Ge, even if you don't need me to advertise, the box office is also a bargain, I am the icing on the cake, not a charcoal in the snow." ”

If you can say anything about sycophancy, you can say it so passionately, and there is no one left.

Ge Wu told Zhang Yun not to wait for him after removing his makeup, go back to sleep for a while, and start the roadshow tomorrow.

At 9:10, Xie Ya and nine other singers sang together, and the special program of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala was skewered.

There are too many artists in the current era, and it is not easy to get the opportunity to perform on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

There are a total of eight people in their group, and they sing the four songs together, what is the distribution of personnel, 4321, Xie Ya is the last to sing, or solo.

"Raise your hands and say the same vow

How clear your smile is in black and white

You say you never regret putting your life together

Dedication to this vast land

I want to reach out and hug you tightly

Tell you that everything is settled

The new China you dreamed of a hundred years ago

……

I look up at the starry sky you've seen

Meet again through a hundred years of time and space

……

In the heart. ”

Maybe it was the first time Xie Ya stood on this stage, and she was a little nervous, or maybe the singers in front of her who were not inferior or even slightly stronger in singing skills only had the opportunity to sing together, and the pressure was a little great, and her voice trembled.

But the effect seems to be better, and the reluctance and gratitude in the song are expressed, which is more sincere.

A special edition of the chorus of "Misplaced Time and Space", at the special time of Chinese New Year's Eve, the moment when the people of the whole country celebrate the New Year, is transmitted to the outside world from the highest-rated program, both thanksgiving, but also informing, no, it is comfort.

In the red-hot and smart accompanying dance, the song ended, and she also received huge applause and shouts, and many people silently wiped the tears from the corners of their eyes.

The camera swept over, and there were children who didn't understand anything and just thought it sounded good, there were young and ignorant and passionate students, middle-aged people who were under the pressure of life but were thrown away, and there were also elderly people who had heard the stories of their ancestors and now had vicissitudes of life.

Being able to touch so many people and people of such a large age group shows that this show has succeeded, and the director team is more pleased, giving her a chance to sing solo in the skewer, which is right.

"Teacher Ge, I made a mistake." When she returned to the backstage and saw Ge Wu, Xie Ya cried.

"Doesn't a mistake prove that you are really singing? Who dares to say that you lip-sync directly put this video on his face. Ge Wu said.

Xie Ya burst into tears and laughed, and gave him a blank look: "You have such low requirements for me." ”

"Then what to do, I can't make a mistake in order to take care of you, let's forget the words when I go up and sing."

"I don't know how you caught up with Teacher Ye."

"By face."

……

Half an hour later, Wang Xing's group played, "True and False Teachers".

Needless to say, this sketch is naturally also a work of the Earth Spring Festival Gala, produced by Jia Ling Big Bowl Entertainment. The reason why she chose this is because Ge Wu found that Wang Xing really has a fat-prone physique, and not long after the end of "The Right Way in the World is the Vicissitudes of Life", she regained weight.

And she doesn't mind the body stalk, anyway, she's used to it, so Ge Wu got this book out.

The sketch tells the story of a wealthy female housekeeper who receives an order to work at a senior high school student's house, but instead of cleaning, she pretends to be the student's mother to deal with the homeroom teacher.

Well, it can also be understood that the junior high school student spends money to find someone to be his mother, and Gao Xiaodong spends money to find someone to be his son, so the first is more advantageous than the second one.

Let's not talk about the miscellaneous, back to the sketch.

How can you agree to such a thing as receiving money to be someone else's mother? Of course, it is necessary to refuse, Jia Jiazheng played by Wang Xing did this, and the reasons given are also very reasonable.

"How can I be your mother at my age? It's not like that. ”

Today, although she has a blue coat and a red inner layer, her face doesn't look too young because of her fat and she doesn't look like someone who can have an 18-year-old son, not to mention that this senior high school student looks old in other places except for a school uniform.

"If you are old, you will be old, I will say that my mother gave birth to me late, and I was born at the age of 40." The student's tone is calmer, as if he is stating the facts.

Born at the age of 40?

Doesn't that mean housekeeping looks almost 60?

exaggerated, but the audience burst into laughter, and the burden sounded.

Wang Xing, who was cute with her face, couldn't stand it, snorted twice, wanted to lose money, and hurriedly left this place of right and wrong, she accidentally broke the employer's doorknob just now.

As a result, the other party disagreed, and wanted to complain, and said that she was pitiful, so she persuaded people to come back, but Wang Xing's coat and the inner seal had the words "housekeeping service", but the doorbell rang, and she could only go back to the house to wear the clothes of the student's mother.

opened the door, the head teacher came to visit, and the head teacher was played by a thin actress, and Wang Xing was too fat to wear real mother's clothes, so she came out with a basketball top, and it was another wave of hilarity.

Next, the fake "mother" chatted with the head teacher because she didn't know the real "child", for example, Wang Xing reported her family and her surname was "Jia".

The head teacher was puzzled: "On the information of the school, Xiao Ming's mother's name is Wang Guixiang." ”

Hahaha, applause, look at how round you are!

"Well, that's Xiao Ming's father." Wang Xing shirked.

Dad's name is Wang Guixiang?

This is obviously a woman's name, okay, and it still has the breath of time, and it is impossible to call your daughter "Guixiang" in this era, it can really be pulled.

Spit and complain, there is still a coax.

When the scene stopped, the head teacher slowly asked: "Zhang Xiaoming's father's name, Wang Guixiang?" ”

Another wave of hilarity, and then, the teacher explained his intentions, and Xiao Ming had some quarrels with people at school, which caused a bad impact. Wang Xing didn't hear the other party's words very clearly because of her weak heart, and the donkey's lips that answered were not the horse's mouth, which could be called a cross-server chat, and naturally laughed constantly.

After the laughter stopped, the head teacher answered the phone and went out, and the audience thought that the sketch was about to come to an end, although it was funny, it was much weaker than "Today's Happiness" just now.

As a result, the student's father (Pan Songyang), who was far away, suddenly came back, and the situation changed again.

Wang Xing played the triangle alone, and in order to avoid goofs, he played the role of the head teacher.

"Teacher, it's not that I'm close to you, I have a basketball uniform that is exactly like yours." Dad said.

“…… What a coincidence. ”

"I'll go get it for you right now."

"Don't, don't!"

"It's okay, it's not a big deal, I don't know what you're here for, teacher?"

Wang Xing looked at the student, and the other party whispered: "What are you like teacher?" ”

So, the cross-server chat began.

"That's the case, some time ago, Xiao Ming picked the feet of his classmates at school, and they all made people anxious, which caused a very bad impact."

Picking your feet?

Poof~, what kind of memory is this, the teacher clearly said that there was a "quarrel"!

"Little rabbit, why don't you go to school and detain your classmates' feet?" Pan Songyang was stunned and then angry, and scolded directly.

Of course, the student was also speechless, he didn't expect the "fake head teacher" to be so unreliable, he could hear the words wrong, and forcibly said: "When did I detain someone's foot!" ”

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Wang Xing smiled awkwardly, and then asked the father why he couldn't spend more time with the child.

"Teacher, don't you know, my mother and I are busy doing business abroad, and I really can't get out of my way, and I even ask the housekeeper to help with the hygiene at home."

Originally, Pan Songyang's purpose in saying this was that he was indeed too busy, but Wang Xing found something special.

"It's convenient to ask how housekeeping fees are charged abroad, isn't it?"

"One or two hundred."

"It's not much, it's about the same as in China." Wang Xing looked back and smiled confidently, while her employer smiled awkwardly.

"The foreign currency I mentioned is equivalent to more than 1,000 yuan." Pan Songyang said.

"Oh!" Wang Xing's voice suddenly became a lot higher, and even the audience in the last row could hear "sour".

"Then I want to ask, if I want to go, do I know if there is any channel?" Wang Xingdao.

Student: "! ”

Pan Songyang: "??? ”

Wang Xing: "(*^▽^*)"

The audience's laughter also reached its peak.

Talking about this, it was almost time to go, Wang Xing was about to leave, but she didn't expect the head teacher who had already left to come back and use the bathroom.

"Who is this?" Pan Songyang pointed to the door of the bathroom with a confused expression.

"This, this" Wang Xing didn't know what to say.

The student had an idea: "She is the housekeeper I hired." ”

Wang Xing looked at him in amazement, your homeroom teacher became a housekeeper so casually?

Hearing this, Pan Songyang was a little angry and said, "Are housekeeping so unprofessional now? When you first came, you went to the toilet before you did any work?"

"Hmm~" Wang Xing immediately defended, "Professional housekeeping is still very professional." ”