"Oh yes! Those three mentally retarded people actually took the initiative to provoke me? Tang Xuan's anger surged, he slapped the table and stood up, his appetite was gone.

"Be bold and dare to insult the national teacher, what should I do...... Monk, spare your life! The commander of the guards had just reprimanded him twice, and he felt his whole body being lifted up.

Tang Xuan pinched his neck and slowly raised his head,

He asked, "Where are the three retards now?"

The commander was so frightened that his face was bloodless, and he had some difficulty speaking, "The country... National teachers, you should be... Do evening classes in the Sanqing Palace. ”

Tang Xuan casually threw him to the ground and glanced at the guards,

Make arrangements, "Wukong will come back with me for revenge, and you will stay and deal with these people." ”

The sun was setting, and it was already dusk as the sky was getting dark.

In the Taoist temple, three national teachers are reciting scriptures in a low manner, and there are more than a dozen small Taoist priests sitting behind them, also chanting silently with their eyes closed.

In front of it is a statue of the Sanqing saint.

There are various fruits on the altar, and there are two books, which are written on the Sutra of Tranquility and the Sutra of Protecting Life.

Tang Xuan and Wukong quietly appeared next to the statue.

"Born to be a demon, but fantasized about being a Taoist, how should I evaluate you three wonderful? Too deep into the play? Or is there a hole in the brain? Tang Xuan picked up an apple and nibbled on it, sat on the tribute platform, and sneered.

The sudden sound frightened the three national teachers, and when they saw that the tribute was eaten,

Immediately made an accusation: "Where did the crazy monk come from? ! ”

I saw Wukong holding a banana in his hand, and he actually climbed to the top of the statue of Taishang Laojun and squatted and sittened.

Angry, the three of them took the sword and were about to slash it, "Monkey monster, what are you doing?" Look for death! ”

Tang Xuan's figure swayed, appeared in front of the Tiger Power National Master, and stepped him to the ground with a high foot, pressing his head with his toes,

said with a smile: "I heard that your tiger head has been cut off and you can live normally, I want to give it a try."

The other two threw bogeys and didn't dare to step forward, so they could only yell next to them, "Let go of my eldest brother!" ”

"Shizun save me!" Huli Guoshi struggled, unable to move, knowing that he had met a master, he opened his mouth to call for help.

"Master, help!" The other two shouted as well.

Tang Xuan was stunned and didn't care: "Yo, there is still a master?" Shout it out and see, I'm curious, which kind of big wrongdoer will accept you three mentally retarded as apprentices? ”

The road to the west, until now, has already undergone many changes, which is not much different from the original work.

Now even these three stupid forks can suddenly come out of a master.

But it doesn't matter, with his current strength that is infinitely close to the perfection of Da Luo, except for the strong ones in the quasi-saints, there is basically no need to fear anyone.

"Hehe, it's me who is a big wrongdoer." A gray-haired old man appeared,

Although he is old, he has a burly body, holding a dragon double whip, sitting on his crotch with a dark green unicorn, three eyes on his forehead, lightning and thunder on his back, and he is rushing from the air, and his momentum is amazing.

He landed on the ground, smiled and clasped his fists in salute: "Wen Zhong has seen Uncle Jin Chan."

It's so booming! It's so cool! Special effects explode!

Tang Xuan glanced at his mount and the arc on his body with some envy, and replied embarrassedly: "Uh... It turned out to be the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun, sorry, I made a mistake just now, but Master Wen, why do you call me my uncle? Can't afford it, can't afford it. ”

"Deservedly, you have a lot of friends with my uncles, and you are good friends with Our Lady of Wudang and Our Lady of Jinling, so it is also appropriate to call you uncle." Wen Zhong explained with a smile.

Although the person is old, he is full of special effects, and he is very polite and speaks well.

What's more, the main thing is that he is a disciple of Doumu Yuanjun, a member of the sect, which makes Tang Xuan's favorability soar.

Smiled and let go of the Huli National Master, and also greeted him, "Master Wen is polite, since these three guys are your apprentices, I won't embarrass them." ”

"Hehe, not long after I went to the lower realm, I saw that although they were demon bodies, they were dedicated to the Tao, so I accepted the three of them as registered disciples." Wen Zhong glared at them,

scolded: "Criminal, why don't you go and worship Uncle Xie Jinchan?"

The three of them trotted over tremblingly and fell to their knees with a thud.

even slapped himself, and shouted in his mouth: "I don't know if it was Uncle Shi who came, how offended, the little demon kowtowed to Uncle Shi."

The title of Uncle Ancestor made Tang Xuan blush a little.

After all, I just repaired someone else.

immediately beckoned to Wukong, who was watching the play over there, and prepared to leave this place of right and wrong for the time being, "Okay, since that's the case, then I'll go back to sleep." ”

Before he turned around, he was stopped by Wen Zhong, "Uncle Wait a minute, I came to the mortal world to make trouble for you, please Uncle... Cooperate with me. ”

Isn't this the same as Nezha?

It's going to make it more difficult for myself again.

Also, as a sectarian disciple who died during the Shang and Zhou dynasties, the true spirit was on the list of gods, so he had to obey the arrangement of the heavenly court.

"What? You're going to fight me? Tang Xuan asked.

Thinking in my heart about a fight, add a bet, that ink unicorn will be very good.

"No, no, I'm definitely not Uncle Shi's opponent." Wen Zhongzhi shook his head and pointed to the three national teachers who were still kneeling on the ground, "Tomorrow, these three disciples of mine will come forward and pretend to make things difficult in the palace hall, do you think it?" ”

The three of them were so frightened that they kowtowed again and again, "The little demon doesn't dare." ”

"Okay! Just give you face. Tang Xuan thought for a while and nodded in agreement, almost all the people who intercepted the sect were friends, a small request, it was not easy to refute.

Otherwise, it will appear that he is not upright enough, and it will affect his reputation.

looked at the three national teachers and comforted: "Don't be cowardly! I'm not going to make a dead move, you just make a move and just go through the motions. ”

The next day, the three national teachers in the palace waited bitterly.

Although King Chechi was a little impatient, he couldn't say anything, and continued to sit with the civil and military officials.

The national teacher has already revealed the details, and this time the opponent is their uncle and ancestor, who is terrifyingly big and powerful, so they don't dare to speak out, and none of them complains without opening their eyes.

It wasn't until noon that Tang Xuan led the apprentices to walk slowly.

He yawned and said sleepily, "Sorry, I'll be lazy when I squint, let's talk!" How to play? ”

The king ordered a stool and melons and fruits to be brought for a good reception.

"Uncle Shi, my three brothers have discussed, why don't you have a competition?" Hu Li asked cautiously.

Tang Xuan and the others were not polite, and sat down directly, eating snacks.

I don't think I've got some old routines,

So he simply said: "Just say the content, cut off the head?" Or digging hearts? ”

Master Huli hurriedly shook his head: "Don't you dare, don't you dare, do you want to try zazen?" This uncle should be handy, you see? ”

He is very thoughtful, and comparing the aspects that the other party is good at is the best meaning of patting the horse.

If you lose, you won't be so ashamed.

However, Tang Xuan didn't think so, and his hand holding the dim sum paused.

laughed and scolded: "Handy fart!" Where do I know what zazen? It's too much time, change one! ”