Hu Li National Master doesn't understand a little, aren't you a member of Buddhism? Why don't you even know the basic skill of zazen?

He choked out, "Or... Do you want to chop your fingers? ”

"You guy, do you like to harm yourself so much?" Tang Xuan said disdainfully.

Find Wukong and pull a monkey hair, and transform a pair of scissors.

polished it on ten fingertips, and by the way, threw a light,

looked at him lightly, "Don't chop your fingers, trim your nails, you admit defeat!" ”

Hu Li was stunned, thought in his heart for a moment, and suddenly knelt down.

Worship: "Oh my God! Uncle Shi is superb, omnipotent, and admits defeat. ”

The air was suddenly quiet, and the atmosphere became so awkward.

It's like a row of crows, quacking over.

The king and the other ministers were as if they were petrified, and they couldn't believe that the usually majestic great power teacher still had such a shameless side.

"Brother, your sycophant skills are natural, I can't see the slightest flaw, my old pig respects you as a man, come, cheers!" Bajie raised his glass and laughed happily.

"Second Senior Brother is right! I respect you too. Wujing also followed the cup.

Hu Li didn't feel ashamed, but with a proud smile, he picked up the cup and touched it with them, "Pass the award!" Overpraise! ”

Tang Xuan was speechless, looking at the three stupid pens blowing each other in business, Tian was shameless, he didn't want Bilian to look like a lotus.

Silently turned his head, "...... Who's next? ”

Lu Li Guoshi looked at his eldest brother with admiration, thinking in his heart.

Hearing Tang Xuan's question, he immediately jumped out: "Uncle Shi, I... Let's guess something from the air, shall we? ”

"Yes."

Tang Xuan nodded, this is good, this is reliable, at least there is no tendency to self-harm.

Lu Li asked someone to bring two low cabinets, and he couldn't wait to say, "I guess first, there is a peach in it."

Then he hurriedly opened the cabinet door and pretended to shout, "Oops! I guessed wrong, it turned out to be a bunch of grapes. ”

He nodded and smiled, and asked Tang Xuan to guess another cabinet.

Tang Xuan was dumbfounded, he thought this guy was an honest man,

It seems that he is too naïve, and a monster who can't act is not a good Taoist.

Drama, a bunch of drama! It's still a bunch of actors with poor acting skills!

He subconsciously said: "... I guess the shit, I guess there's a lump of shit in there. ”

Lu Li Guoshi was stunned, cold sweat rolled down his cheeks, and he quickly thought about countermeasures.

"Why didn't the national teacher open it?" The king asked, puzzled.

Lu Li's eyes lit up, he put his hands behind his back, and after pinching the trick, he opened the cabinet door.

Sure enough, a white-haired puppy appeared inside!

The dog was poofing and fart, and there happened to be a lump of dog shit under the tail.

...... The air fell silent again.

It was indeed a correct guess, but the audience always felt that something was wrong.

Lu Li hurriedly bowed down and shouted in his mouth: "Wow! All correct, can you guess this? Uncle Shi is so powerful, and he is so impressed that he throws himself to the ground. ”

"......" no one spoke.

The great master of Huli quietly gave him a thumbs up.

Tang Xuan smiled angrily, and I came here to accompany you to play at home!

Looking at the last person, "What about you?" What are you ready to play? ”

Yang Li asked weakly: "Why don't you go to the oil pot?"

Seeing that Tang Xuan nodded in agreement, he hurriedly called someone to bring over a large cauldron, and the hot oil in it was tumbling and smoking.

"That's good." The king applauded, and finally came to some interesting show.

Ministers also applauded.

Yang Li explained on the side: "Uncle Shi, you can put your hand in it and stir it around, and it will be considered a victory."

He had already put the cold dragon in advance, and the oil pan looked dangerous on the surface, but in fact, he really put his hand in, but it was cold and comfortable.

In order to create an opportunity for his uncle to pretend to be compared, he also took great pains.

Who knew that Tang Xuan didn't play cards according to the routine at all, he directly picked up the oil pot and drank it cleanly in one gulp, which scared everyone stupid.

He also smacked his mouth, "Doesn't it taste good, gutter oil?" ”

Yang Li Guoshi was at a loss, not knowing what it meant, so he reacted instantly and threw himself to the side of the pot to look for it.

Finished! It's gone! Leng Long was drunk by Uncle Shi!

He didn't have the courage to ask for it, and tears came out of his eyes.

Seeing his pitiful appearance, Tang Xuan stretched out his little finger to pick his teeth, took out an ice-blue thing and threw it to him, "Give it back to you, sorry, I didn't notice that you also added some food to it." ”

Yang Li Guoshi took it and turned his sorrow into joy, "Thank you Uncle Zu for your mercy." ”

"Now that the competition is over, let's go." Tang Xuan was bored and prepared to leave.

"Uncle Shi's ancestors have vast magical powers and boundless mana, so we are willing to bow down." The three national teachers knelt down at the same time and touted again.

I can't stand it, I can't stand it!

Tang Xuan felt that he still wanted to be faced, and he couldn't face this kind of flattery calmly.

"Farewell."

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West Tianling Mountain, in the Great Lei Yin Temple.

The Buddha looked at the vacant space below, and was very sad.

Guanyin rebelled, and Lingji lost contact.

Manjushri Puxian just came back less than a day, sneaked out to do some private things, and disappeared, and there is no way to transmit the sound at present, and it seems to have disappeared in the Three Realms.

Maitreya Buddha was sent to the Nether to make trouble for the golden cicada, and now Lingshan seems to be depressed and deserted, and most of the barbarian demons who like to make trouble have left.

In addition to a few Buddhas in the hall, there are only eighteen Arhats left.

"Fixing the Light and Rejoicing Buddha!" When he saw his demented face, as if he was dreaming of spring, his anger suddenly soared.

He came back to his senses, wiped his saliva, and asked, "It's very annoying, I took off my pants in my dream, and I was woken up by you, what is Senior Brother Duobao doing?" ”

The arhats held back a smile and did not dare to interject.

Rulai slapped him on the head and scolded: "Who is your senior brother, long-eared rabbit, do you want to die?" This seat can fulfill you! ”

In fact, he looked down on this rabbit spirit very much, and was once one of the seven immortals who served under the seat of the master of the Tongtian Sect.

During the last battle of the Fengshen year, Shizun put down the Great Array of Ten Thousand Immortals and handed over the Six Soul Flags to him to hold.

How do you know that this thing is greedy for life and afraid of death, and quietly escaped with a magic weapon, which indirectly caused the rout of the sect, and tens of thousands of junior disciples had a bleak ending, some were taken away by the god list, some were destroyed, and some were forced to attach themselves to Buddhism.

If you have the chance, you'll kill this bastard!

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha covered his head, and when he saw the murderous aura in his eyes, he was frightened.

Quickly changed his attitude, "Amitabha, the Buddha has something to instruct, and the little monk will do his best to complete it." ”

"You immediately go to the lower realm, look for the three of Lingji Manjushri Puxian, and by the way, go to the underworld to see the Bodhisattva of the King of Jizo, and bring the six-eared macaque to Lingshan." Rulai was expressionless, and commanded lightly.

"Jizo King Bodhisattva?" Hearing this name, the Dingguang Huanxi Buddha was a little afraid.

A strange character, obviously in the quasi-saint realm, will not accept the Buddha position for him, and would rather be a bodhisattva.

Staying in the eerie and terrifying underworld every day, he has a strange personality and makes people confused.

Although he is a bodhisattva, but he bears the name of the world,

You must know that in the entire Buddhist gate, only four people have received the title of World Venerable.

The World-Honored Ones are coming, the World-Honored Ones are lighting the lamps, the World-Honored Maitreya, the World-Honored Jizo.

The first three are all Buddhas, but he is the only one who is a bodhisattva, but no one dares to gossip, after all, this is something that even the two saints have acquiesced in.