Let's say that Huang Shiren accepted Wukong as an apprentice, and personally made the skin and tendons of the Zhenshan Divine Beast Enlightened Beast of West Kunlun into a spotted Qi B tiger skin short skirt for Wukong to wear, Wukong was also overjoyed, and was very satisfied with Lao Huang's craftsmanship.

This monkey, with a golden armor that is extremely powerful, has such a small skirt wrapped around his crotch, which is really a nondescript mix and match style, which is very eye-catching.

The master and apprentice drove the clouds straight to the sky of Meishan, and after a while, they arrived at the cave mansion, gathered a group of brothers, and drank heartily.

The seven monsters of Meishan thought it was funny when they saw that Huang Shiren had accepted such an apprentice, only that Jin Dasheng knew the details, and whispered the origin of Wukong, which frightened the other five monsters and no longer dared to underestimate the monkey.

It was the big apprentice Yuan Hong, seeing that although Wukong was the same kind, but the limelight overpowered him, he was not convinced, and the two guys at the banquet stared at each other, unconvinced by each other.

After eating and drinking, Huang Shiren returned to the cave to rest, just stared at it for a while, and felt that Meishan was shaking, the sound of fighting outside was deafening, and tens of thousands of mountain demons cheered and thundered, and couldn't help but wonder, out of the cave, between Yuan Hong and Wukong in the sky

It is a fierce fight.

Two monkeys, both are the cultivation of Da Luo Jin Xian, one is an iron stick, the other is a Ruyi golden hoop stick, you come and go, gold and iron resonate, hit the clouds in the sky to collapse, hit the mountain peaks on the ground collapsed, a good killing!

"Wukong, why am I also your senior brother, why do you look down on me so much!?"

"Senior brother, I only recognize Master, you have the ability, beat me and talk about it!"

"Look at my seventy-two changes!"

"Your mother!, change again, do you have my Qi b tiger skin skirt scratching bag!?"

......

The two two goods, fighting and arguing, the little demon under the mountain has never seen such a vicious fight, and they all cheered and cheered, it was the six monsters of Meishan, and they were also crowded on the stone bench to bet on the treasure.

"Buy and leave! Buy and leave! Bet on Yuan Hong's one to lose three, and Wukong's three to one!"

"I'll take Yuan Hong!"

"Damn, I think Goku will win!"

"I'm going to take my big brother's shot, and the two monkey cubs will suffer!"

......

Looking at this scene, Huang Shiren couldn't cry or laugh.

Above the sky, the two monkeys are fighting viciously, but it is difficult to distinguish, the same four spirit monkeys, although Yuan Hongxiu is not as good as Wukong, but eight

Jiu Xuangong is already proficient, coupled with rich combat experience, Wukong can't help him, and it is difficult to distinguish for a while.

"Your mother, it's really not my apprentice's style to fight like this!" Lao Huang watched the two apprentices do it with red faces, shook his head, pointed his fingers, and began to teach the secrets of fighting.

"Yuan Hong, that stick of yours should have been thrust into Wukong's crotch just now!"

"Wukong, is the Ruyi Golden Hoop stick in your hand difficult to be firewood?!

"Oh, if this were me, I should have made a move for the lion to steal the peach!"

"Bite him, bite him!"

......

Yuan Hong and Wukong were convinced of Huang Shiren's words, and under the guidance of Lao Huang, they changed their tricks one after another, all of them were the three rotten hands, and for a while, there was a miasma of smoke in the sky, screaming again and again.

"Don't fight! Don't fight!" After doing this for a long time, Yuan Hong covered his nostrils that were about to burst open and screamed again and again.

"Let's talk about it later. Wukong touched the second child and sniffed in pain.

The two fell in front of Huang Shiren, smiled, and said in unison: "Master is really a good method, I know the true meaning of fighting today!"

"Fight, if you win, you are a hero, don't care about the tricks, the most bullish thing is to make a bad move to beat the stick, this is the experience of fighting and fighting for the teacher, you ask a few uncles, fighting for the teacher, when will you resist bare-chested?"

"Yes, yes, big brother fights, it's always his mother's Yin!"

"I testify, my chrysanthemum was exploded once!"

"Your master is not human, understand?"

......

Coupled with the appearance of the six monsters, Yuan Hong and Wukong listened to it with relish, as if they had undergone an unprecedented baptism of body and mind.

Looking at the two good apprentices, Lao Huang Xin said: These two goods are born with different species, and I personally trained them, and then it will be black and white impermanence, and the master and apprentice will knock on the door together, isn't it very cool!

Then he said to them, "Come with your teacher." ”

Yuan Hong and Wukong followed Huang Shiren and entered the cave, and under Lao Huang's crossed legs, two monkeys knelt in front of him.

"Accepting the two of you for the teacher can be regarded as my creation. Now that the catastrophe of the gods is about to rise, under the saints, everyone is in danger, you two are my apprentices, naturally there can be no accidents, as a teacher, I will teach you the skills of watching the house, in the future, I hope that the two of you will be regarded as brothers, don't be infighting, raise the stuffy stick, and be consistent with the outside, do you know?"

"Master, I listen to you!"

"Master, from now on, my senior brother will be my own brother!"

The two monkeys nodded their heads again and again.

"Yuan Hong, you are already proficient in Xuangong, but your ability to resist blows is poor, my Nine Turns Xuanfa will be passed on to you, practice hard, practice it well, and practice it into a golden body, that is the immortal Xiaoqiang!"

Yuan Hong had already heard that this method was strong, and he was overjoyed.

"Master, you can't be partial! Senior brother has obtained supernatural powers, I must be indispensable!" Wukong was in a hurry.

"You monkey head, don't worry, a bowl of water for the teacher, ** Xuangong and Nine Turns Xuanfa will be passed on to you. The former is the supernatural power of the Tongtian Sect Master, and the latter is the unique skill of your ancestor Lu Zhudao people, you senior brothers practice hard, show their magical powers, and see who makes the fastest progress!"

Lao Huang was not partial, and passed on this ** Xuangong and Nine Turns Xuanfa to Wukong.

Since the two monkeys got this exercise, they didn't fight, and the people were gone, so they each found a quiet place to practice hard.

Another month passed, and news came from Nuwa Palace: Nuwa Niangniang's move to summon all the demons in the world to cut off the great business country caused the six saints to gather again, and after some discussion, the six saints acquiesced to Nuwa Niangniang's approach, which can be regarded as the official start of the god catastrophe, and they each went back to prepare and started their own small abacus.

Huang Shiren calculated, time flies, this god catastrophe will start in ten or eight years, and it is time for him to go to the Great Shang Dynasty to have a good time.

This time, Huang Shiren gathered all the monsters in Meishan and said his idea, and everyone supported it.

"I went down the mountain this time to do a big thing, the third brother and Wukong went with me, and the rest stayed in the mountain to guard, so that they could cultivate and wait for my news. Huang Shiren commanded, and a group of people nodded in agreement.

After choosing a good day, drinking the send-off wine, eating the send-off banquet, the demons were sent to the mountain pass, and Huang Shiren and the three of them said goodbye in tears.

didn't say that the demons returned to the mountain, but said that Huang Shiren and the three of them said goodbye to the demons and took the road.

Huang Shiren turned over a big white horse, Wukong carried a stick and led the way in front of the reins, Zhu Zizhen carried a nail rake, wore a white robe, opened his chest and exposed his breasts, swayed, and made Huang Shiren's mind trance.

I took it and carried it again, I thought I was going to go to the west!

The three inferior goods, who do not drive the clouds, turn into the appearance of a wandering Taoist and shake towards Chaoge, although it is hard all the way, but also at ease, especially Wukong, where have you seen this world, this one is also rare, that one is rare, and when he enters the market town, the dress of Lei Gong's face and the scratching bag of the Qi b tiger skin skirt frightened many people.

"Third brother, Wukong, after entering the world, it's better to keep a low profile, after all, I have caused a lot of enemies, and I have to change my new face to act. Huang Shiren felt that it was not a matter to go on like this, and he turned into a dry firewood old man with white hair, Zhu Zizhen smiled, and became a white and fat portable boy, Wukong got ** Xuangong, which is rare, and also became two little children with sharp mouths and cheeks, and the three of them looked at each other and smiled.

"Wukong, you have taken away this little short skirt with tiger skin, it's too eye-catching. ”

"Master, you can do whatever you want me to do, but I can't take off this little skirt!"

"Why?!"

"Scratch the bag! This is my logo!"

"Whatever you want!"

"Thank you, Master!"

Three sluts cheated to eat and drink all the way, this day, I saw a big city appear in front of me from a distance, it was really bustling in the world, rubbing shoulders, it was a song of the dynasty.

The three of them entered the city, and Huang Shiren bought a small courtyard at a bustling four-way intersection in the city, and wrote a few plaques by himself for Wukong to hang outside the door.

Wukong hung up, but he and Zhu Zizhen were inexplicable.

I saw this couplet written: Count your father, count your mother, count your whole family!

The following couplet reads: Count your wealth, count your luck, count your future!

The horizontal plaque, the four words of the big bucket: ten taels and one hexagram!

"Master, what are you doing here?" Wukong couldn't help but grabbed Huang Shiren.

"It's a fortune teller when the museum opens. Lao Huang sat on the counter, looking like a fairy.

"Big brother, when you go down the mountain and say that you do big things, you are telling hexagrams?!" Zhu Zizhen's jaw was about to fall.

"Then what do you think you're going to do?" Huang Shiren sneered.

"I thought you were going to rob money, land, and women!" Zhu Zi really thought that he was going to enjoy happiness with his eldest brother this time, but when he saw the current situation, he hung his head.

"I also want to rob money, land and women, but this is the song of the big businessman, the hidden dragon and the crouching tiger, if it is hard, you go out and try it? Huang Shiren glanced at Zhu Zizhen.

"Master, you can't be a fortune teller, this is a lot of cheapness!

Huang Shiren said with a smile: "Wukong, this is a bad person, you still have to learn more from Master and me." I taught you last time, what is the most important thing to go out and explore?"

"Master said that information is the most important thing!"

"By the way, let me ask you, how can this information come about?"

"Just ask someone to ask. ”

"**One! All you want for the teacher is big news, and there are all the little people outside, where to ask?!"

"Then you can ask if you open a fortune-telling parlor?"

"You just wait to see the means of the teacher. Huang Shiren looked mysterious, sat at the counter and dozed off.

This place is a lively place for Chaoge, people come and go, Huang Shiren's plaque is hung out, and the door is crowded outside.

Hundreds of people looked at this cow fork couplet and laughed.

"Damn, this Taoist priest is really crazy about money! Ten taels and one hexagram! There are ten taels of silver, I will buy ten acres of good land and marry a woman to live a good life!"

"That's it, this person is shameless!"

"Whoever is sick will come to the fortune divination!"

......

The common people have everything to say, and there are even those who spit on the door, pick their noses and even blow their noses, but Lao Huang is not ashamed or annoyed.

Wukong was wearing a tiger skin skirt and stood at the door to greet the guests with high interest, originally thinking that there were many customers, but it was expected that no one would pay for it except for scolding and watching the excitement.

In a blink of an eye, more than half a month has passed, and half of the song city knows that there is such a Taoist priest with a funny head, and there are people who come to see the excitement every day, but half a leg has not stepped into the threshold.

"Master, you said to look at your means, look at your methods, everyone has come to tell the hexagram for half a month, it's really idle to kill me, how is it good!" Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks, so anxious that he couldn't do it.

As he was talking, he heard a panic outside the door.

"My mother, why is Liu San here!"

"I guess I'm here to kick the gym to reap benefits!"

"That man is going to be unlucky!"

"Well deserved!"

......

"Who the hell opened the restaurant! I asked you Grandpa Liu if he didn't want to! Give me a death, I'm a step late, I'll treat you to hob noodles!"

Outside the door, there was a strange scream like a fierce god.

"Look, isn't this someone coming? Huang Shiren opened his eyes, looked out the door, and smiled. ####本曰第三更送上!It's hot.,Chiguoguo code word.,It's really fucking exciting!Brothers,Can you still collect it?!

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