"On the placement of these two little girls......"

- Suffer!

Hearing the director say this, Wu Ming felt that he was going to suffer. Sure enough, what she said next made Wu Ming suppress the bad premonition in his heart.

"I was supposed to contain them, but now I suddenly have a new idea."

The director half-lay on the chair and twisted, trying to put himself in a comfortable posture and leaning on the chair: "In view of the fact that there are too many complicated affairs piled up in the office now, dealing with these affairs will become one of your main tasks for a long time in the future, and some things will definitely not be solved by you alone until the Year of the Monkey, and your various benefits and labor insurance have not been approved for the time being, so I decided to find a partner for you to act together, all in all, Elizabeth, you have no problem, right?" ”

Elizabeth still didn't realize what was going on at the moment, maintaining a 0v0 expression on her face.

The blue translucent crystal has become the form of a regular octahedron, which may be the form it usually uses the most, although Wu Ming always feels that this diamond-shaped positive octahedral crystal that resembles a thunder angel will release a plasma beam to kill all sides in the next second, but this is obviously Wu Ming's own prejudice, it is very friendly to explain the director's words to Elizabeth with a confused face through a specific frequency vibration: "It means that after agreeing, you can move out and live in a small single room, and you don't have to live in a collective apartment. At the same time, the firm will still grant asylum. ”

Fortunately, this stupid girl still remembered some of the relevant knowledge that Thunder Angel had popularized before, and as soon as she heard it say this, Elizabeth immediately understood what was going on: "Okay, okay!" It would be nice if I could still take care of the food! ”

"How can you let this cunning and insidious transcendent creature return to human society...... the puppet girl who has been silent opened her mouth and scolded Elizabeth: "Her notoriety is known to everyone from Ireland to Khitan!" Not to mention the distance, just now she used her extraordinary power to bewitch the ordinary human next to her, if I want to let her go back, I must follow her, supervise her every move, and prevent her from continuing to do evil with extraordinary power. ”

Elizabeth suddenly became angry, pointed at Wu Ming and said, "You are talking nonsense! He is the unsung hero who defeated the evil gods and protected the world! It's not an ordinary person! ”

Wu Ming: "Is this the key to rebuttal?" ”

"After my comprehensive testing and scanning, all his indicators are in the standard range of normal people, why is he not an ordinary person?"

"If you dare to say that again, believe it or not, I'll tear you down now!"

"Ahem, don't make a fuss, then the matter is settled, Elizabeth, from today onwards, you will partner with Wu Ming, he is responsible for providing you with shelter and meeting your daily needs, and you will assist him in completing various tasks......" The director coughed lightly twice to stop the runaway scene of another real fight, and then looked at the expressionless puppet girl: "As for you little puppet, as a monitor, you will record and evaluate Elizabeth's daily behavior, use of extraordinary powers, and thoughts to assess whether there is any harm, Wu Ming will also provide you with basic living security, do you have any objections to such a proposal? ”

The puppet girl who originally wanted to say something also nodded in agreement after hearing such an arrangement: "I have no objection to this proposal, and I have no need for food, so I don't need this ordinary person to provide living security, as for the residence, just give me a bigger box, I have a way to solve it......"

Wu Ming thought at first that the reason why this puppet girl wanted a box was that she was going to use the advantage of her petite stature to solve her own living and rest problems in a big box, but then, the puppet girl let Wu Ming see a very bad scene:

The puppet girl held her head with both hands and twisted it slightly, and with a click at the neck joint, she took off her head and gently placed it at her feet, and then she repeatedly used this method, sequentially dividing her left foot, right foot, thigh, left hand, and torso into pieces of basic parts, neatly placed in the suitcase that Lei Angel took, and finally the only right hand that remained intact jumped into the box, and then pulled the zipper from the inside to close the suitcase.

After doing all this, the puppet girl's voice came from the suitcase: "If you want to provide me with a box like this, I can disassemble and assemble it by myself, and I don't need to bother with others." All you need to do is provide a chest and a place to put it, but I suggest you leave me at the bedroom door so that you can keep an eye on the cunning supernatural creature and protect you from being quietly seduced by her supernatural powers. ”

Wu Ming really didn't want to recall what happened in the office after that, just witnessing the picture of the puppet girl dismantling herself into parts was terrifying enough, and then Elizabeth didn't know why she was on the bar with this girl, so she had to perform with everyone She can also split herself into a total of seventeen pieces of meat at a ratio of about 5.88% each, and the director who doesn't think it's a big deal has no intention of stopping the farce at all, and even clapping, the scene was very chaotic for a while, In the end, it was Lei Angel who was more righteous and Wu Ming together gave Elizabeth the whimsical ideas that Elizabeth was going to implement back, so that the scene was not completely out of control.

If Elizabeth is not stopped, Wu Ming feels that he will probably not be able to eat meat for several days......

……

When Wu Ming was sent out of the office with Elizabeth and Elizabeth back to the alley where he had fought before, he found that the real world had passed an afternoon and it was dusk when the sun was setting.

It's been a long time since the hottest part of the day, but the dampness and heat in the air haven't subsided much, but after the lack of the scorching sun above the head, the body temperature is not as hot as being under the scorching sun at noon.

At least if he walked home from here, Wu Ming didn't have to worry about whether he would suffer from heat stroke.

It's just that the thought of what he will face after returning home makes Wu Ming feel a little exhausted - especially when he faces the suitcase in his hand.

At this time, the voice of the puppet girl Mo De's emotional fluctuations came from the suitcase: "Manager, I detected that your mental fluctuations are a little abnormal, and you are depressed, has something happened?" ”

Wu Ming thought to himself that he was a normal person half a day ago, and it was subverted back and forth several times after only a few hours, and he almost watched the live broadcast of R18G up close, if his emotions could still remain high-pitched, he would probably not be far from the anti-social maniacs, but these words were just thinking about it in his heart, and he didn't say it directly: "It's nothing, it's just that some feelings are really exciting ...... life"

What happened in the middle of the day today is indeed much more exciting than the time he has spent in the past six months, whether it is watching the fight between the two superwomen, or being taken by the literary girl-like director to roam the starry sky of the universe (screen saver) and the inside of the office, or the puppet girl who dismantled herself into pieces later, and Elizabeth almost broke herself into pieces after that......

Well, although Wu Ming really doesn't want to recall this last memory, it is undeniable that what happened in these few short hours has brought him more stimulation than the sum of the past six months, and by the way, the number of times the three views have collapsed is the sum of the past ten years.

"Where do you think we're going now?" Elizabeth didn't realize at all that she had almost done something that was so devastating to human beings, she tugged at the cuffs of Wu Ming's clothes and said, "Boss, I'm feeling a little hungry. ”

"Didn't you just eat it?" Wu Ming looked at Elizabeth with a strange expression: "Thunder Angel secretly told me, you ate four bowls of rice in one go." How long has it been since you've been hungry!? ”

Elizabeth spread her hands and looked calm: "If you hadn't come at that time, boss, I would have been able to eat four more bowls of fried rice, so I could only be considered half-full...... But let me tell you, their fried rice is really delicious! There is also ham sausage and sour cabbage in it! ”

Wu Ming: "......"

He was already a little worried about whether he could afford to raise this girl. Every eight bowls of rice will be emptied in a few days-even if you can afford to raise a bag of rice at home for three days, it's not a problem to climb the stairs!

"Don't worry, manager." The puppet girl in the suitcase keenly grasped Wu Ming's mood at the moment, and comforted her in a timely manner: "I don't need to eat, so I can save a little rice for your family, of course, if the conditions allow, you can prepare some engine oil for me as a drink." ”

"Why do you want to drink engine oil? Where the hell do you need to use engine oil? ”

"Boss, when are we going home, I'm so hungry now that I feel like it's almost time to eat, can I go home and eat on time?"

Wu Ming rubbed his forehead and sighed, "Don't call me boss...... It sounds weird, and you...... Eh, what's your name, doll girl? ”

"Name? The individual designation does not have any meaning, and my unique identifier is: 94D1213L1S......"

"It's too long, reduce the name to three words! In the future, everyone will call you by your first name. ”

The puppet girl in the suitcase was silent for a while, as if she had seriously considered her future name, and after a while, her muffled voice came from the box again: "Zhao Xida, just call me Zhao Xida." ”

"Zhao Xida, are you going to have a wonderful adventure with Zhao Zhao in the future......" Wu Ming said a stalk that no one could understand, but no one complained and felt a little embarrassed, so he had to cough and pull the topic back to the two and said: "All in all, the title has to be changed, don't call me boss, don't call me manager, I sound weird, just call me by my name......"

"Okay big brother! As long as you take care of my food, you will always be my big brother! "The title has been changed to manager Wu Ming according to the requirements." Elizabeth and Zhao Xida in the suitcase replied in a different voice at all.

"Forget it, whatever you want......"

Wu Ming felt more tired: from today onwards, there will be an extra silly girl with a big stomach and a plastic villain in the house, I hope these two superwomen can get along well, just don't tear down the house.

"Let's go, it's not too early, hurry up and go home and hurry up, maybe you can catch up with the meal to eat......"