Chapter 8 Ordinary office workers love cats

Summer nights always come late, and even though Wu Ming took Elizabeth all the way home from Lakeside Park, the afterglow left behind by the sunset as it fell into the horizon kept the sky outside cloudy.

Now is the time for every family to cook and eat, Wu Ming and Elizabeth are very 'lucky' not to run into their neighbors when they come home, which largely saves most of the former's troubles - at least he will not be forced to watch by the enthusiastic and curious neighbor aunts, and then be forced to ask: Is this girl your girlfriend? Where is your girlfriend from? How old are you? How long have you two been together? When are you going to get married? Anything like this can be stressful at any time.

"I'm alone at home, so there are still empty rooms, but you can only lay the floor before the bed is bought......" Wu Ming took out the key and opened the door to let Elizabeth go in first, and then moved Zhao Xida .zip in: "You sit in the living room, I'll go get something to eat first, what do you want to eat with frozen dumplings and noodles?" ”

Elizabeth pondered for about two seconds, her eyes lit up: "I want to eat everything!" ”

Wu Ming nodded and said that he understood, walked all the way through the living room, turned on the air conditioner in the corner by the way, and walked towards the kitchen.

Coming to the kitchen, Wu Ming took out the only remaining tube of noodles, a bag of quick-frozen dumplings, a few ingredients and a bottle of beef sauce from the refrigerator, and while unscrewing the fire rack and waiting for the water in the pot to boil, he began to sort out the situation he was in at the moment.

Elizabeth, who is sitting in the living room now and doesn't know what she is doing, has reached an agreement with the director to temporarily become his partner, although this girl may not look very smart Yazi, she was easily fooled by him with the state of the outbreak of the second disease + the state of the drama essence possession, but it must be guaranteed in terms of combat effectiveness alone, Wu Ming thought about this thing of kicking a person of dozens of catties into the air for more than 20 meters, and it is estimated that there are few normal people in the world who can do it.

It's just that the problem now is that she compared her flickering and lame first-person blow before, and she seems to take it seriously......

Originally, I just held that 'anyway, everyone is in the second disease, and blowing each other is just to have a good time!' This kind of psychology and Elizabeth bragwed nonsense, Wu Ming really didn't expect this girl to be so upright, and actually took the joke seriously......

But it can't be helped! When Wu Ming first boasted about the comparison, how could he know that there was really extraordinary power in this world, and he thought that Elizabeth's attack experience was the product of her secondary and second diseases!

Anyway, it is imperative to confess the truth to Elizabeth and correct her misconceptions, because on the way back, this girl has asked Wu Ming more than once: "Big brother, when are we going to beat the evil god?" Hammer the heads of those cultists? "It's a question like this.

Wu Ming didn't want this misunderstanding to continue, especially when the other party was still eager to pull him to hammer the cultists' heads.

The water in the pot began to boil under the high heat, Wu Ming absentmindedly picked up the quick-frozen dumplings thrown on the cutting board, unpacked them and poured them into the pot, and then thought about it.

As for Zhao Xida, that is, the puppet girl who can switch between the puppet form .exe and the trunk form .zip easily, compared with Elizabeth, who is not very obvious in the characteristics of the extraordinary creature, the puppet girl Zhao Xida can make Wu Ming truly realize the existence of extraordinary creatures - the puppet body with ball joints, the tone of voice is as emotionless as a robot, and it can accurately monitor people's physical signs and mental fluctuations, which feels like ......

It's like stuffing an artificial intelligence into the body of a plastic villain, and this setting is very emotional no matter how you think about it.

On the way back, Wu Ming also talked to Zhao Xida, she was different from Elizabeth, she didn't come to Yandu to seek the protection of the Lucky Ancient God Office, she came to hunt extraordinary creatures, or more specifically, the target of this puppet girl was Elizabeth.

As far as she knew, there was a vicious transcendent creature who suddenly got rid of the surveillance and fled to Yandu from the third-tier city where she had lived for a long time, and no one knew what the transcendent creature wanted to do, and the team that went to surround it was all wiped out, so the boss sent Zhao Jida to chase her all the way to Yandu, and be sure to control her before that transcendent creature caused casualties.

Later, on the way to track, he accidentally found Wu Ming and Elizabeth together, and mistakenly thought that the former was bewitched by the latter with extraordinary power (in fact, Zhao Jida still thinks so now), holding the god of machinery, the evil psychology in front of him worthy of a battle went up, and what happened after that was the same as what Wu Ming saw.

Elizabeth is poor and fierce Wu Ming doesn't know, but thinking of the fact that she ate four bowls of rice in one go, Wu Ming felt that the extreme hunger mentioned in the intelligence was probably correct.

As for the reason why Zhao Jida is here, it is actually very simple - she can't trust Elizabeth, she can't believe that Elizabeth will live honestly and don't do anything quietly with ordinary people, so she needs to stay here to monitor her, and she will follow Elizabeth wherever she goes.

In other words, even if you need to deal with the [abnormality] in a short period of time, there are Elizabeth and Zhao Jida to assist in dealing with it, even if you can't solve the [abnormality], it should be no problem to have these two superheroines to take care of her life and save her life.

Thinking of this, Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief, he finally didn't have to worry about the collapse of the middle way, and at this time, the dumplings in the pot had been boiled four times, and Elizabeth's voice kept shouting hungry came from the living room, and Wu Mingmali, who realized that he had delayed for too long, scooped up the boiled dumplings, and then grabbed a handful of dried noodles and put them into the pot, he looked at the dried noodles in his hand and seemed to think of something and poured all the remaining dried noodles into it.

The noodles were also cooked quickly, Wu Ming returned to the living room with two pots of hot dinner, only to find that Elizabeth couldn't wait to sit at the dining table and wait for dinner, as soon as she saw Wu Ming come out with dinner, she suddenly showed a happy smile, obviously eating dinner is a happy thing for her, and the joy is about to flow down from her grinning mouth.

"Big brother! Are these two pots of food mine! ”

Elizabeth's words almost made Wu Ming's feet slip, and he almost fell to the ground with a pot: "Leave me a bowl!" ”

Usually there is only one person to eat, so the table Wu Ming bought is not very big, and after putting two pots of dinner and the two of them's chopsticks, he can't put anything down, and when the two of them sit down, Elizabeth, who has been hungry for a long time, can't wait to start pulling up the noodles in the bowl.

"Big brother! You'll always be my big brother! ”

"No one had ever taken care of my food before, and there were occasional nice people who invited me to dinner, but they ran away before I could eat enough. Big brother, you are the first person who is willing to take care of my food. Elizabeth slurred the noodles and said indistinctly, "So I can feel that you must be a good person, big brother......"

Wu Ming felt a little weird, because it was the first time he was thanked for the reason of 'managing rice'.

Zhao Xida's muffled voice came from the suitcase: "According to your appetite, you will basically be called a rice bucket, I speculate that those who ran away were scared away by the food money because you ate too much." ”

Elizabeth was immediately furious: "You try it again, believe it or not, I'll tear you down into a pile of scrap metal in minutes!" ”

"Detect an enemy reaction, judge that the monitoring object has the possibility of breaking out and hurting people, manager Wu Ming, please retreat to safety immediately!"

Seeing that the scene is about to get out of control again.

"Meow~Woo-"

The soft and squirming sound of the cat interrupted the atmosphere of the scene, and Elizabeth and Zhao Xida, who were originally at odds, also turned their attention to the place where the cat meowed, Wu Ming raised his head and saw an orange, slender cat walking out of his bedroom door with lazy steps, and it looked at the new guests in the living room with golden eyes, and the extra Zhao Xida .zip in the living room, it seemed that she wanted to find out what the two extra smells were in the house today, but soon she gave up, and ran to Wu Ming's feet with a smoke and snorted skillfully and rubbed around his legs.

"Ah, Elizabeth and Zhao Jida will introduce to you, it's called Xiaomi, although I'm going to call it Xiaolongbao, but it never pays attention to me." Seeing the orange cat rubbing on his legs, Wu Ming felt that his day's fatigue and tiredness had been cured: "Xiaomi, they will live at home for the time being, don't bully them, do you hear?" ”

"Meowβ€”woo."

No one knows if it understood Wu Ming's words or not.