Chapter 13: Helian... Helian what?

Yu Xia is brain rotated three hundred and sixty degrees, and he couldn't think of such an outrageous book.

She felt that she might also be hollowed out this round, and she would overdraft her body.

And Wei Yaoyao blurted out while pulling the wool roll: "Why is it Anna again?!" ”

Shu Ran paused, and glanced at the palm of her hand again: "If you don't want to call her Anna, you can also call her by her nickname...... Fei Leng Emerald Flower, Glass Cherry Blossom, Xi Luo Ling'erΒ· SB Eliza Yellow Snow Elf Dream Purple Rhyme. ”

Wei Yaoyao: "........."

What the is this name?

Yu Xia immediately said: "The name Anna is good, simple and unpretentious, and it exudes a socialist democratic atmosphere from the inside out. Let's call her Anna. ”

After finishing speaking seriously and sincerely, she noticed a certain gaze that fell on her, naked and hot, chasing after her, she could only see Xie Qingci's side face with excellent lines.

She didn't look much at it.

Everyone else was amused, and Wei Yaoyao, who reacted, hurriedly nodded and echoed her: "It's called Anna, it should be called Anna." ”

The ghost name in the back can't be read for ten seconds, and it's still the second year of middle school, and no one can say it.

Shu Ran controlled her cheek muscles so as not to laugh too exaggeratedly.

"It seems that everyone is not very familiar with this book."

After him, Xie Qingci took over the conversation: "You may not be able to remember the story for a while, but when it comes to the author, everyone must know that the famous writer Tuolaski." ”

After speaking, he turned his head to look at Yu Xia.

The people between them are out, and Yu Xia becomes his next pick-up.

Yu Xia didn't panic, just based on what she learned every time she watched the drama and opened the barrage, she was able to support her to play one more round.

"Oh~ Tolaski's book, I mean the name is a little familiar. The opening chapter is that Anna went to the wrong room and met the drunk male protagonist Helian Bobo, right? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€¦ What chickens? Even though Ning Yunchao was already very familiar with this game, he never thought that the joke would be here.

He opened his eyes wide and pursed his mouth, because he couldn't hold back his laughter, and his nose continued to make the kind of laughter that was about to erupt, like an electric kettle with water boiling.

Yu Xia glanced at his expression, and he was about to lose control of his facial muscles, so he also pouted, looking at the sky and the earth but not at his face.

"He... Helian Bobo, what's the matter, you don't even remember the name of the actor? ”

As he spoke, he made that kind of laughing sound, and after speaking, he pursed his lips and laughed so much that his whole body was shaking.

Ning Yunchao: "...... Oh - you mean him, he... He was drunk...... And Anna was ......"

Wei Yaoyao interjected: "This direction of narration is not very healthy, just listen to this kind of adulthood, isn't it?" ”

Ning Yunchao: "........."

The countdown had entered the last four seconds, and he was a little restless, looked down and thought violently, and finally said in one breath in the last two seconds:

"Although the bowl pounced, Anna was a good girl and pushed him away!"

Yu Xia blinked, why didn't the story develop in a familiar direction.

Ning Yunchao is only eighteen years old, aren't the domineering president TV series he has watched all the plots of the male and female protagonists giving birth to a genius Meng Bao after a one-night stand?

Unexpectedly, Ning Yunchao was nothing, and when he arrived at Wei Yaoyao, he obviously planned to break the jar and break it, and he made up a sentence with blank eyes:

"But the bowl chicken got drunk and had to play hooligan, Anna gave him two ears of melon seeds in a fit of anger, and had to call the police."

Buddha, destroy it, and leave everything to the police uncle.

Seeing that the plot of "one-night stand gives birth to cute treasures" was about to go wrong, He Mingjie, who spoke next, hurriedly pulled the plot back.

"Fortunately, it's all a misunderstanding in the back, Anna and Helian...... Bowl Chicken ...... And because of this, they got married. As for the five-year-old son...... Alas, it's also a bad fate. ”

After finishing speaking, he blinked and looked at Yu Jing.

Even his eyebrows were thinking desperately, and his expression was hideous.

What the is this supposed to be?! How do you make it up to be considered a bad fate?!

He really couldn't make it up, and he couldn't say it when he thought about it, so he could only be eliminated in the end.

The speaking time was shortened, and the baton was handed over to Song Xi.

"Originally, Anna regarded the bowl chicken as a friend, but the bowl chicken fell in love with her for a long time, and on a dark and rainy night, the bowl chicken got drunk again, and Anna happened to go to the wrong room again, and she felt a headache."

The plot seems to have returned to the eighteen forbidden themes.

Shu Ran seemed to be a little struggling, sighed and said, "After a night, the bowl chicken lost two kidneys. ”

The next spokesperson, Xie Qingci, was silent for a moment: "...... Fortunately, Leshan bowl chicken can have a lot of strings of kidneys. ”

"Poofhahahahahaha

"This book should be called "Anna Became Rich After Losing Two Kidneys on a Rainy Night" hahahaha!"

"Hahaha, let's get on the popular law show, Anna!"

"Xie Qingci can't see it! You're still humorous! ”

The room was full of laughter.

Several people who were eliminated rolled on the ground laughing, and the photographers who held up the camera also laughed.

Yu Xia was so happy that she laughed so much that tears came out.

Xie Qingci himself also felt funny, tilted his head, and rubbed the tip of his nose with his fingers uncomfortably.

The barrage is also a hahaha at this time.

[After listening to this story, I had to ask ten monks to chant the scriptures around me for a year before I could recover]

[I don't know if Anna's head doesn't have a headache, anyway, I have a headache]

[Have you seen it, friends, it may not be the princess charming who asked you out, but it may also be a kidney dealer]

[Hahahahahaha

[Shu Ran, tell you the truth, did you ask Mu Qiu to write you a small note to cheat, can you think of such a non-mainstream name? ] 】

[Yu Xia, did you come up without a full meal? ] Is shredded pork with green pepper and chicken so delicious? 】

[Made, I have to order a bowl chicken for twenty yuan, and I'll drool over Lao Tzu]

[The author often reads today's popular law on weekdays]

[Handsome, so humorous, it's just a man tailored for me by God, Xie Qingci, don't beg hard, I promise your proposal]

[Yesterday I read this "Is There Something Wrong with Dreaming Too Much", which happens to be suitable for the audience in front of me, and I recommend it to you]

Enough laughter, the wonderful turn came to Yu Xia.

She pondered, looked at Xie Qingci, then at Shu Ran, and finally at Ning Yunchao next to her, and faced him with an expression of "Sister can only be sorry for you".

Ning Yunchao's intuition was not good, and he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Sister Yu Xia, sister sister, I beg you, my subordinates are merciful." ”

"Our Lotus Gang can't do this."

Yu Xia waved his hand, and then began to make up nonsense: "Fortunately, Helian Bo Bo doesn't mind, he thinks Anna is in love with him!" But Anna didn't love him, and even said that she only wanted to contribute to the socialist construction of the motherland wholeheartedly in her life! ”

Ning Yunchao: ...... Cold words, the more you listen to them, the more enthusiastic you become, hurry up and join the party.