Chapter 14: Are You a Rainbow Princess?
Ning Yunchao was out with hatred.
The burden fell on Wei Yaoyao, and the speaking time at this time had been shortened again.
He didn't have time to think about it, but the words in his head blurted out: "That's why Anna sent the bowl chicken to the Biochemical Research Institute!" ”
Chi Qiao, who was the first to be eliminated, asked: "So far, where does this story have anything to do with getting rich and being the world's number one handsome?" ”
Pei Lu also said: "The son who was in charge of many listed companies at the age of five... It doesn't matter? ”
Being reminded like this, He Mingjie, who was supposed to speak, began to think about how to point to the topic, and a few seconds passed in a flash, and his mind was blank.
I can't think of it, and I can't think of it when I fall to the ground and scratch my ears and cheeks.
"He Mingjie is out."
When it was Yu Shi's turn, he couldn't think of it, so he grabbed He Mingjie and shook wildly, listening to the countdown getting closer and closer, trying to overpower the staff's voice with a howl.
"I can't think of it! Can't think of it! You young boys are reading weird books all day long, and you can make up such outrageous stories! ”
"Ahhhh
The staff raised a loudspeaker: "Yes! Out! Out! Out! ”
Yu Guo covered his ears that were almost denied ringing and was dragged down.
At present, there are only five people left on the field: Yu Xia, Wei Yaoyao, Song Xi, Shu Ran, and Xie Qingci.
It was Song Xi's turn to speak.
He pushed his glasses and said with a smile, as if he was amused by his own brain: "The Institute of Biochemistry is not a good place, and the virus leaked after experimenting with the bowl chicken, which caused the end of the world as expected." ”
Shu Ran: "... It's getting a little too fast...... Don't count down! I'll say it right away! After the end of the world, the bowl chicken is dead! ”
Ning Yunchao gasped outside: "You guys got away with it!" Where did Anna's son come from? The bowl chicken is the male protagonist! ”
Xie Qingci said directly: "The end of the world led to a genetic mutation, and Anna reproduced asexually and gave birth to a son. ”
Ning Yunchao: "...... Or am I underestimating your brains? ”
When it came to Yu Xia, she easily continued: "This kid is amazing, he can kill a wild boar at the age of three, he became the world's No. 1 hacker at the age of five, he completed all the courses from elementary school to university at the age of six, and by the way he bought a lottery ticket to let his mother win the billions jackpot, and then at the age of ten he made a time machine and sent his mother back to twenty years ago." ”
Wei Yaoyao's voice was trembling: "Yes, then Anna became rich, and she also met a world-class handsome, he said his name... Helian bowl chicken? ”
Yu Xia gave him a relieved look.
Wonderful, isn't this coming back?
Although it has changed from a stupid dog blood style to a sci-fi dream style, it doesn't matter.
The important thing is that Song Xi can't take it anymore hahahaha!
Song Xi bent his knuckles and put the top silver-rimmed frame on it, and looked at Yu Xia helplessly.
"Sister Yu Xia...... Alas, I throw in the towel. ”
Yu Xia had a sense of pleasure in making their class president speechless in the high school class, smiled and looked at Song Xi, and waved his hand like a fox.
"I'm sorry Song Xi~"
Because of happiness, his voice was a little sweeter, and as soon as he finished speaking, he swept a gaze that could not be ignored on his right hand.
It's fleeting.
Yu Xia was still smiling, and after sending Song Xi away, she looked at Shu Ran again, and didn't give her the slightest glance to the person next to her.
At this point, the speaking time was reduced to two seconds.
There was no time to think at all, so Shu Ran took the initiative to admit defeat.
The program team originally wanted to say that the book was over, but they didn't expect Xie Qingci to continue to connect the plot in these two seconds.
"The bowl chicken chases Anna."
Yu Xia didn't admit defeat either, and spoke quickly: "Anna accepted it this time." ”
Wei Yaoyao: "That ......"
"Two, one, the countdown is over, Wei Yaoyao is out."
There was only one second left to speak, and this book "The World's No. 1 Handsome Man Has to Chase Me After Getting Rich" was forcibly ended.
Only Yu Xia and Xie Qingci were left on the field.
Everyone was looking at them, and the two of them pretended to be indifferent, as if it was really a simple relationship between a strange mentor and a strange trainee.
"Who's going to start? Are you coming? They spoke directly, and Yu Xia stretched out his hand to make a gesture of invitation.
Xie Qingci leaned back as if relaxed, and replied: "Lady first, Sister Yu Xia, you go first." ”
The sentence "Sister Yu Xia" made Yu Xia's ears numb.
Call someone to call someone, why is that sister still slimy like the tip of her tongue with sugar.
If you don't call your sister in the next year, your mind must be wild, and if you call your sister in the next year, you will be even wilder in bed.
Yu Xia looked away and raised his chin arrogantly: "Okay." Then let's talk about the book "The Rainbow Princess and the Seven Princes" you wrote last month, I think the biggest difficulty in this book is that the rainbow princess actually broke up because the beautiful frog prince wore five finger socks! ”
It's a story she can write, right?
Xie Qingci opened his mouth: "...... In fact, the main reason is not this, but that there are too many bacteria on the beautiful frog prince. ”
Wei Yaoyao added a voiceover: "This can be continued, you two usually live a very hard life." ”
Ning Yunchao: "How do I think this story is going to develop in the direction of hot pot." ”
Ning Yunchao guessed correctly, the place where the story happened was in the mandarin duck pot.
Yu Xia: "What about the hairy belly prince?" Although he has a lot of hair, didn't Princess Rainbow love him the most in the past, why did she empathize with the prince of shiitake mushrooms later? ”
Xie Qingci seemed to let out a smile with unknown meaning in a nasal voice, and then said, "What else can it be?" Because Princess Rainbow has more than one person in her heart, she is fraternal and has a community in her heart. ”
“……… I remember that community, it's called Mandarin Duck Pot, right? It's a pity, my favorite shrimp slippery prince, I didn't love it for a minute. ”
After a minute, the shrimp slip and get old.
Xie Qingci said casually: "It's okay, Princess Rainbow likes to be a vegetarian, and the shrimp slippery prince will be out sooner or later." ”
"That's... I remember," she glanced at Xie Qingci's face and said slowly, "You said on the title page that Princess Rainbow was written with reference to you, and you yourself usually drop pearls when you cry, your hair glows with colorful light, and you make pig cries when you are happy, do you still like to wear pink underwear and red autumn pants?" ”
Xie Qingci frowned.
Wei Yaoyao screamed strangely outside: "What?!" Big brother, you're actually this kind of person?! ”
Ning Yunchao also squeezed his eyebrows: "It's strange that you have to change clothes with us hahahaha!" ”
Yu Xia asked a second time at this time: "You said, dare to write and admit it?" It's not a shame to like red autumn pants, but pink underwear is indeed a bit ......"
Xie Qingci's forehead was jumping, and he saw the punishment props in the corner in his spare light, and his eyes moved lightly.
"I throw in the towel."
Yu Xia raised a sweet smile: "My brother is so cute. ”
Xie Qingci looked at her with a very strange look.
[It's over, I've started to make up for it, will the handsome guy look better in red autumn pants? ] 】
[This rainbow princess and the seven princes or something, like the story I will write in the second phase of secondary school/blush with shame .jpg]
[In order to wash away the impression of the pink underwear of the big red autumn pants, Xie Qingci, do you want to open a live broadcast to prove it to us? ] I pay】
[Others: My brother is so cute, I: Yes, yes, it's so cute. Yu Xia: My brother is so cute, I: Yu Xia, don't rush at him, what is coming at me! 】
[Punishment project no Yu Xia! ] Brothers, have fun! 】
[Yu Xia, who saw the punishment props, showed a sad expression of "I knew that I would have lost on purpose" hahahahaha]