Chapter 7 Cat's Lips Are Not Right for People's Mouths (New Book Collection)
Gu Yan thought that some cat owners would like to meow with cats in order to achieve what they think is the purpose of communicating with cats.
Perhaps?
Because Gu Yan actually had a few cats, but every time he meowed at the cat, he would always be cast with a disgusted expression by the cat.
This made Gu Yan always a little puzzled.
So Gu Yan wasn't sure if he was good at this trick.
"Meow?" Gu Yan meowed a little tentatively.
As a top cat lover, Cao Duanfei immediately received the signal.
"Huh?
Meow meow?
Meow meow!
Meow meow! ”
Concubine Cao Duan meowed three times for a while.
Then he laughed heartily.
"Hahaha, this palace is also a pedant in cat language!
If Guozijian has a meow major, this palace should also be able to be a sacrificial wine or something. ”
Sure enough, Gu Yan's expression was also instinctively a little disgusted.
"I thought this woman liked cats so much?
She had just mewed for a while, and there were at least five grammatical errors and three misuse of words in it.
Translated as a baby's meaningless cry.
And looking at this woman's expectant face, she must think I can understand it......"
Gu Yan was a little speechless, but finally someone was willing to meow with him, and it was a pity not to do it.
Gu Yan secretly cheered himself up in his heart.
"One, you only need to communicate this one, and you will have a microphone in the future."
Gu Yan was patient, "Meow meow meow!" (Hello hello!) )”
Because of Gu Yan's seriousness, this will be inexplicably happy in the eyes of human beings.
Concubine Cao Duan naturally couldn't resist it.
"Wow!
Today's frost eyebrows are particularly pleasing!
Meow meow! (irritating baby crying)"
"Meow meow meow? (Can you try to learn how I speak?) )”
"Meow (≧^.^≦) meow~" Concubine Cao Duan's cat meow is indeed emotional, but it is still a disorderly baby crying.
More critically......
"Meow meow! Meow! (Even if you scream randomly, can you scream four times!) I'm Gan! )”
Gu Yan finally understood why his cat would inexplicably rage when he was communicating with it amicably, and then scratch himself fiercely......
To be honest, Gu Yan couldn't help it......
But Concubine Cao Duan's side was even more pleased.
"Frostbrow is still chatting with me!
I'm such a cat language expert!
Meow! (Whoa, whoa, whoa...... )”
Hearing Concubine Cao Duan's words, Gu Yan became even more helpless.
Maybe this is the benefit of being a kitten, and the disgust in his eyes is already undisguised.
If it is a human being, no matter what status you have, in this feudal dynasty, you dare to look at the emperor's favorite concubine with this kind of eyes, and it is not an exaggeration to punish your ten clans.
But Concubine Cao Duan seemed to have been poked by Gu Yan's eyes with some strange XP.
I saw her scream.
"Wow!
Frost eyebrows, you're so dragged!
I love it! ”
Then he quickly got up from the bed, obviously trying to catch Gu Yan and ravage again.
Although Gu Yan also wanted to cooperate with her.
Of course, this is definitely not because Gu Yan thinks that Concubine Cao Duan's service is really good, which makes the cat want to die and can't stop......
It's just because it's not this time, Zhu Houxi is probably strangled now.
Even according to the original historical process, Zhu Houxi's life would not be in any danger.
But this sudden palace change is the darkest moment for Zhu Houxi.
Zhu Houxi can't be unpredictable, he can't be like Gu Yan, especially clear that Zhu Houxi can't die.
At this time, Zhu Houxi was lying on the bed, and his neck was tightened with a rope by a group of teenage girls.
He must have felt a special helplessness and despair at this time.
Zhu Houxi couldn't imagine that these ants, which he could kill at will on weekdays, could one day threaten his life.
This huge gap will definitely cause him to be particularly frightened now, and his psychological defense line is also extremely fragile.
At this time, if Gu Yan can take Concubine Cao Duan to take advantage of the situation, then the first chess piece he meows to teach will definitely be perfectly placed next to Zhu Houxi.
Therefore, Gu Yan knew that even if Concubine Cao Duan's touch could bring him a huge amount of faith value, now was not the time.
Even if Concubine Cao Duan's service is really good, it makes the cat want to die and can't stop......
So, Gu Yan directly took out the lightning strike jujube wood in his system space in front of Concubine Cao Duan.
Originally, Gu Yan planned to bypass Concubine Cao Duan's field of vision first, and then take out this thing.
But after thinking about it, I will have to open the language permission to communicate with her for a while.
Use some unconventional means to calm her first, and it will also facilitate future communication.
Sure enough, Concubine Cao Duan was stunned when she saw what Gu Yan was holding in her mouth.
"Huh?
Frost eyebrows, the wooden stick in your mouth, it looks really magnificent! ”
This time it was Gu Yan's turn to be stunned.
How did you suddenly pay attention to the stick in my mouth?
Didn't my teleportation trick shock you in the slightest?
This is also why Gu Yan's first impression of Concubine Cao Duan was that she felt that she was a little natural.
When Gu Yan looked at this history before, he always thought that there were some conspiracy theories in it, after all, the methods of those civil servants in the Ming Dynasty were very dirty.
For example, Zhu Houxi's cousin, Emperor Zhengde, was originally strong and able to fight on the battlefield, but he fell into the water, ate a few pairs of decoctions, and died in less than three months?
If there are no conspiracy theories, no one believes them.
Therefore, Gu Yan has always believed that there must be conspiracy theories in this Renyin Palace change.
This is why when Gu Yan was studying this period of history, he felt that Concubine Cao Duan's death was not a loss.
After all, there are both Wenchen and Wang Ning's concubines, so she is planning so before and after, as the master of Yikun Palace, how could she not know?
Could it be that this Concubine Cao Duan is stupid?
But when Gu Yan really saw Concubine Cao Duan, he understood......
Well!
She really is!
But this may also be the reason why she really attracted Zhu Houxi.
After all, an extremely suspicious emperor like Zhu Houxi, only a simple-minded woman like Concubine Cao Duanfei can really enter his heart.
At this time, Concubine Cao Duan had already taken the lightning strike jujube wood in her hand and played with it.
"This exquisite shape, this looming thunder pattern, this ups and downs of the numbness.
This is actually a high-grade lightning strike jujube wood?! ”
It's okay, at least this Concubine Cao Duan is not completely stupid.
She has been with Zhu Houxi for so long, and she is also very knowledgeable.
"If I can dedicate this to the emperor, he will definitely be happy!"
After that, Concubine Cao Duan excitedly hugged Gu Yan and buried her head directly in Gu Yan's multi-layered belly.
With Concubine Cao Duan's touch, Gu Yan's side began to increase his faith value again.
But Gu Yan knew that now was not the time to indulge, so Gu Yan meowed twice.
"Ahh
The sudden electric shock made Concubine Cao Duan a little unexpected.
"Why is the inductance of this lightning striking jujube so strong?"
Gu Yan smiled in his heart, "This is still strong?" ”
"Meow meow! (Third gear!) Gu Yan's tone at this time was more confident than Luffy's opening of the third gear of the rubber fruit.
The lightning pattern of the lightning strike jujube wood is even stronger, and it looks very dangerous.
Although it looked cool, Gu Yan knew that this was just a simple voice-activated device.
It's just that its special voice command can only be adjusted by the sound of a cat.
A few calls are a few gears.
The full level is ten gears, which is the real electric batons, the level that can stun the gangsters.
Although Concubine Cao Duan's child is not very smart, at least he is not lacking in heart.
Seeing this appearance, Concubine Cao Duan must be unable to touch the lightning strike jujube wood anymore.
Frostbrow screamed twice, and the lightning struck the jujube wood and opened my hand.
Just now, the frost eyebrows shouted three more times, and the thunder patterns of the lightning striking jujube wood became more dazzling.
Could it be that this is a lightning strike jujube wood with fairy power?
Can you change the power of thunder through a cat meow? ”
Although Concubine Cao Duan suspected that she had immortal power, this was a little ridiculous in Gu Yan's opinion.
But combined with the reality of the era at that time, it was normal for Concubine Cao Duan to have such a guess.
She could see that the clues of this lightning strike jujube wood were already great.
Obviously, Gu Yan can't say that he doesn't ask too much for his first disciple, he can only say that he doesn't have any requirements.
I saw Concubine Cao Duan meowing out hesitantly.
"Meow meow meow?"