Chapter 8 Tips for Dealing with Self-Confessed Cleverness (New Book Collection)

【Ding!

Congratulations to the sect leader for harvesting the first disciple of the Meow Meow Sect!

Gain Skill: Sharp Minions! When unlocked, the Master's nails and teeth are comparable to a sharp sword with broken hair. (Cultists can unlock it when they reach 3000 Faith Points.) )

Ask the master to keep working hard, and when Meow Meow reaches 100 disciples, there will be additional skills. 】

Gu Yan flicked out his claws.

"Poof!"

The sound of the sword unsheathed sounded, Gu Yan looked at the flickering cold nails, and said secretly, "Good guy, if this sharpness is used to fight Tartars and Wokos."

Train some cats to do some decapitation operations, and it is estimated that the foreign enemies of the Ming Dynasty will fall into an embarrassing situation of never having a leader. ”

At this time, Concubine Cao Duan was still looking at the lightning strike jujube wood in front of her in a daze.

Since the meow of a cat can not only increase the degree of lightning strikes, but also increase the coolness of the lightning patterns on its surface.

Although it is only the fourth gear, in this Ming Dynasty, where most nights are only lit by moonlight, an LED light that constantly flashes thunder is so shocking to Cao Duanfei.

If you are an ordinary person, you will definitely feel that your life experience of the past 30 years or so has been turned upside down.

But Concubine Cao Duan was different, and she saw her face full of reverence.

"Wow!

Your Majesty's words are true!

There will really be such a bright lightning strike jujube wood, which is worthy of being the first magic weapon of Taoism. ”

Yes, Concubine Cao Duanfei actually felt that the superstitious knowledge she had received over the past thirty years had been confirmed.

Good guy, or a love brain?

A suspicious man with a natural love brain, and a black belly.

She and Zhu Houxi are really a perfect match......

It is not without reason that Zhu Houxi can be so fond.

Gu Yan was powerless to complain, so he could only give instructions to the system.

"Open Concubine Cao Duan's disciple information."

【Disciple Information:

Name: Concubine Cao Duan

Height: 165 cm

Weight: 49 kg

Permissions: None]

"Turn on Concubine Cao Duan's cat language permission!"

Finally able to talk to humans, this kind of day of saying a hundred words that the other party can't understand a word can't go on for a day.

This was a success that Gu Yan had won with great difficulty, but when the words came to his lips, he didn't know what to say.

"What should I say?

With Concubine Cao Duan's little brain, I guess I won't scare her if I say it directly.

It's just that there is a high probability that she will not understand.

After all, it's meow and eternal life, and it's not easy to understand when you say it. ”

Suddenly, Gu Yan had a plan.

Because, he knows, the less intelligent people are, the easier it is to think that they are smart.

I saw Gu Yan with his back to Concubine Cao Duan, pursed his lips, and said with a little disdain.

"Meow! (Humph!) )

Meow meow. (This is an uninformed mortal.) )

Meow? (What is the first Taoist ritual weapon?) )

Meow, meow. (This lightning strike jujube wood is a sacred relic of our Meow Meow Sect, and of course the divine power is extraordinary.) )”

At this time, the side hall was very quiet, and it can be said that the needle drop can be heard.

So although Gu Yan's voice was not loud, it still clearly reached Concubine Cao Duan's ears.

Concubine Cao's eyes widened, and she looked around in horror.

"There's no one else but me?

Who's talking? ”

At this time, Gu Yan turned around and grinned at the corner of Concubine Cao Duan's mouth, "Meow meow!" (You see this mortal is scared, he is really short-sighted!) )”

At this time, Concubine Cao Duan realized that Gu Yan's words were meowing in her ears, but they were translated into the language of the Ming Dynasty in her mind.

As a love brain with a very romantic thinking, Concubine Cao Duanfei not only did not have the slightest fear of this strange phenomenon, but was ecstatic.

She thinks with extreme confidence.

"Wow!

Hongu can really understand the cat's speech!

Hee-hee, this little silly cat with frostbrow is still talking to herself.

No, I can't be found by him.

I'm going to sneak in on what the kittens usually say. ”

Concubine Cao Duan's person is really very simple, Gu Yan looked at her little eyes that kept spinning, and knew that this Concubine Cao Duanfei must be able to understand herself.

As Gu Yan had expected, the less intelligent people were, the more they thought they were smart.

Gu Yan's operation was much more efficient than explaining to Concubine Cao Duan's elm head for half a day.

What's more important is that if Concubine Cao Duan's cleverness is used a little, it is far more convenient than explaining to her over and over again.

Gu Yan looked at the hour, and a few more minutes passed.

The original historical process was that the dozen or so palace maids strangled the rope around Zhu Houxi's neck.

Originally, it was tighter and tighter, but I don't know who had a twitch in his brain and made another knot.

Now it's okay, it's a dead end.

was stunned that he didn't strangle Zhu Houxi.

At this time, there was a palace maid named Zhang Jinlian who was scared, thinking that Zhu Houxi was an immortal who cultivated immortals and attained the Tao, and he was a true dragon son favored by God, and he couldn't be strangled to death at all.

This kind of thing is already very tense, and this kind of thing will immediately break the girl's psychological defense.

So, Zhang Jinlian secretly ran out of Yikun Palace and went to the nearby Kunning Palace to find Queen Fang to surrender.

After that, Queen Fang came to save Zhu Houxi.

Therefore, no matter what you say, Zhu Houxi's side will not be in danger of life.

The important thing now is how to get ahead of Zhang Jinlian, the anti-bone cub, communicate with Concubine Cao Duan, and go to the rescue of Queen Fang one step ahead.

Originally, Gu Yan thought that just the time to explain to Concubine Cao Duan would be enough for that anti-bone cub to find Queen Fang dozens of times.

But now it seems that the situation is quite optimistic.

"Meow, meow. (It's still a side hall, and there is a kiss and hug from Concubine Duan.) )

Meow meow, meow. (When I passed by the main hall of Yikun Palace just now, I was almost scared to death.) )”

Gu Yan blew up the hair on his tail, looking like he had palpitations.

This aroused Concubine Cao Duan's doubts.

"Huh?

Isn't the main hall of Yikun Palace where His Majesty is?

On weekdays, Shuangmei likes His Majesty very much, why do you feel scared today?

I'll hear what Frostbrow has to say next. ”

After Gu Yan finished speaking, she carefully observed Concubine Cao Duan's little expression, and after confirming that her little head had really digested this passage, Gu Yan began to shock the world next.

I saw Gu Yan instinctively licking his front paws.

"Meow, meow, meow. (More than a dozen palace maids were vicious, and they went with a rough hemp rope, and they were still clamoring to slaughter Zhu Houxi, that mortal.) )

Meow, meow! (I listened for a while, and I was almost caught sacrificing the flag!) )”

After saying this, Gu Yan jumped up suddenly, and all the hair on his body exploded!

The so-called drama is a full set, and simple language may not be able to make Concubine Cao Duan enter the state quickly, but it is estimated that it will be okay now.

Gu Yan's actions made Concubine Cao Duan, who was already shocked by his remarks, jump up like a frightened bird.

Although Concubine Cao Duanfei is a little messy with cats when no one is around, she is everyone's best girl after all.

Actions like jumping have been trying to curb since childhood, after all, making a fuss when choosing a concubine disturbed the holy driver, but there is a risk of affecting the family.

But now he is jumping higher than Gu Yan.

At this time, Concubine Cao Duan didn't pretend anymore, and hugged Gu Yan suddenly, "Frost eyebrows!" Frost eyebrows! Are you telling the truth? ”

Of course, Gu Yan knew that Concubine Cao Duan could understand her words, but she still maintained a fried posture, "Meow? Meow meow? (What's that?) Can you understand our cats? )”

"Yes! Oh, yes!

I don't know why I can understand the cat!

But now it's not the point, the point is that what you said about someone trying to murder His Majesty is true? ”

Concubine Cao Duan's smart eyes were full of tears, as if as long as she heard an affirmative answer from Gu Yan, she would burst into tears.

But the facts are the facts, Gu Yan has nothing to hide, and he doesn't leave any luck for Concubine Cao Duan.

"Meow! Meow meow! (yes!) The vicious woman at the head is going to kill me! )”

Hearing this, Concubine Cao Duan was like a deflated balloon, her whole body lost the slightest strength, and she squatted on the bluestone floor of the side hall of Yikun Palace.

However, in an instant, Concubine Cao Duan stood up abruptly again.

picked up the lightning strike jujube wood on the ground, and ran towards the main hall of Yikun Palace with a resolute face.

Things happened too fast, and Gu Yan also left at least five minutes for Concubine Cao Duan to adapt.

Who would have thought that this mother-in-law really loves Zhu Houxi!

Knowing that there were more than a dozen people on the other side, he rushed to the main hall of Yikun Palace without hesitation?

Zhu Houxi, you kid is so blessed!

There is such a silly girl as Concubine Duan who really loves you!

But......

Concubine Cao Duan, you girl!

Did the brain stem get lost on the bed?

Call somebody!

Gu Yan turned around and wanted to go to the Xiyuan Cabinet to find Yan Song, but after thinking about it, he felt that he was too far away and wanted to go to the celebrant to find Zhang Zuo.

But the problem is the same, too far away to explain......

Although Yikun Palace is large, if you are in a hurry, you can walk from this side hall to the main hall within a moment.

Gu Yan watched at the door of this side hall as the slightly delicate but incomparably tall figure hurried towards the main hall, and scolded in his heart.

"Gan!

This mother-in-law is so stupid that she is bubbling!

The second disciple of this sect must not be this kind of person!! ”

But after Gu Yan scolded, he still chose to follow!