Let's say that Lu Zhudao people, this goods is the first scattered person in heaven and earth, the cultivation is high, the seniority is high, except for Hongjun Ancestor, I'm afraid no one knows his details.

Although Huang Shiren is extremely familiar with the War of the Gods, he can't figure out the origin of this cheap master. I only know that in the Romance of the Gods, Lu Pressure seems to have a deep relationship with the teachings, standing over there, every time Jiang Ziya and the people of the Interpretation Sect encounter problems, he will appear, and with a little move, he can easily disappear, and after he is done, he will pat his ass and leave, and continue to be chic and happy.

Yun Zhongzi, the beloved disciple of the Yuan Shi Tianzun, his boy, took his wind and thunder stick, and took over the beam, which can be regarded as a broken jar, helpless. But Lu Jian asked himself, how should I reply? Lao Huang looked at Lu Jian and felt worried. If Lu Quan, who has a great relationship with the exposition of teaching, is unhappy and finds trouble for himself in this matter, then Lao Huang and I will not be unlucky.

Huang Shiren thought about it, hardened his head, and had to tell what happened before, in detail, of course, in the process of telling, he couldn't help but add oil and vinegar, and outlined Yun Zhongzi as a bully, and how difficult and difficult he was, how persevering, how mighty and unyielding. Summing up Lao Huang's attitude in one sentence: Grandma's, he forced me!

"Master, Yun Zhongzi's goods, relying on being a person in the teaching, bullying everywhere, if it weren't for your good apprentice's bright mind, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to see you today!" Huang Shiren hugged Lu Quan's thighs, a handful of snot and tears, it was really pitiful.

"Hahahaha!" After hearing this, Lu Jian laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and he clapped his hands and said, "Okay! Shiren, you did a good job!"

"Ah!?" Huang Shiren heard this, and his head twitched: "Master, aren't you angry?"

"Why should I be angry?"

"Aren't you on good terms with the teachings? I became a Taoist boy who overturned Yunzhongzi and robbed him of the wind and thunder stick, aren't you annoyed?"

"I'm so annoyed!" Lu Jian yawned and said, "There is some origin in He Yijiao, but that was just a promise to Hongjun at the beginning. ”

"What's the matter?" Huang Shiren could not let go of such an opportunity to gossip.

"It's not a big deal. The master played cards with Hongjun and lost to the goods, and promised to ask him to take care of the disciples when he was free, especially to explain the teachings. Lu Jian glanced at the sky angrily, and said: "That bastard at Yuan Shi, I am annoyed once I see it, my nose is on my brain, and I pretend to be a decent gentleman all day long, but it is not a good thing! I am very annoyed! And that guy from Bajing Palace, who has a deep and incomparably deep appearance all day long, but is full of intrigue and trickery, I can't get used to it! If it weren't for Hongjun's face, grandma's, with the old man's surname, would have slapped them a lot!"

"Oh. I see. Huang Shiren nodded.

No wonder in the Romance of the Gods, after Lu Jian appeared to solve the problem for the exposition, he turned around and left, ignoring the people who explained the teaching, it turned out to be the case.

"The goods in the clouds are the same virtue as the beginning. I had suspected that he was the seed of the primordial seed. Being able to plant a head in your hands can be regarded as a lesson for him. "For what Huang Shiren did, Lu Jian was very satisfied.

"Master said it lightly. Why did the apprentice leave his hometown, and he was not afraid that Yun Zhongzi would come to the door? After your old man's Taoism, the apprentice is still a little true immortal now, and people can slap me to death with a casual slap. Huang Shiren smiled: "Master, it doesn't matter if I die, it's a bad life, but you will lose face, and people will say: Come and see, Lu Quan's apprentice was slapped to death, isn't he a bull, it seems that he is also ruined." Master, did you say?"

"Yes. Lu Jian looked at Huang Shiren, knowing that this thing was going to fight his own idea, and said: "But it's okay, when you meet Yun Zhongzi's gang later, you will say that you are my apprentice, so naturally it will be fine." ”

"Hey, Master, you're a bastard!"

"How?"

"I worship you as a teacher, you know this matter, I know the heavens and the earth, and Dasheng knows, besides, who knows? Besides, I don't have your certificate on me, how can people believe it?!" Huang Shiren shouted.

"Yes. Lu Jian sat up, looked at Huang Shiren's face, and said, "I used my three flavors to write on your face that you are my apprentice, don't you have it?"

"Master, you're naughty again! The apprentice eats with his face!" Huang Shiren glanced at Lu Press, looked at the purple gold gourd behind Lu Press, and smiled evilly.

Grandma's, come to think of it, the gourd behind the cheap master is the famous world's number one killer flying knife.

"Master, it's better to give me your gourd, first, to keep a souvenir, and second, the gourd is in my hand, people will know that I am your apprentice at a glance, how about it?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

"It's not impossible. Lu Jian nodded.

"Thank you, Master!" Huang Shiren was overjoyed!

Grandma's, with this fairy flying knife, I'm afraid who! Yun Zhongzi's goods are coming, I say "please baby turn around", and I can ask for the white head of the goods in an instant!

Lao Huang stretched out his big hand to fetch it, but was blocked by Lu Press.

"Apprentice, I didn't say I was going to give you this gourd. “

"Master, why are you a liar! You just said that you can't do it!"

"Bad luck! Then I didn't say yes!" Lu Jian opened his eyes and said: "I'll tell you honestly, this gourd is not too important to me, but this is what I practiced with my own evil corpse when I cut three corpses, and with your cultivation, not only can it not be used at all, but it may also hurt you." ”

Damn, no wonder the legend says that the Immortal Flying Knife is the first murderous aura, it turns out to be the evil corpse of Lu Press!

"Then Master, I don't want the gourd, if you have any innate treasure innate spirit treasure, give me a basket for this good apprentice! Also, if there are eight or nine golden pills, bring a sack to the apprentice!"

"You bastard! You think I'm Pangu!?Just plucking a hair is a magic weapon!?" Looking at this criminal, Lu Jian was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh.

"Master, you have accepted me as an apprentice, you can't help but give a meeting gift! I just saw you take out good things in your blanket! Master, be kind, don't be too stingy!"

"Your mother!" Lu Jian scolded, took the blanket, and said, "To be honest, I pinched a little monk to get this blanket." I want the magic elixir to have a fart!"

"Master, I don't care, if you don't give me any benefits today, I will go around and say to people in the future: My master is the first ghost in the world!

"You bastard!" Lu Jian couldn't handle Huang Shiren anymore, sighed, sat up, glanced at Huang Shiren, and said: "The magic weapon or something, I don't have it for the time being, and when I encounter an unpleasant one for the teacher, I will pinch it to death, and I will take some for you, and the account will be owed first." How?"

"Then what's going on!? I can't beat you!"

"Good apprentice, being a teacher is not an iron rooster. I have exercises here, do you want to learn them?" Lu Jian said with a smile.

"Gongfa!?" Huang Shiren's eyes lit up and he shouted, "That's okay! Master, you can teach me to behead three corpses now, I heard that if you behead three corpses, you will become a saint!"

"Your grandmother's! You think cutting three corpses is like cutting a watermelon!"

"Master, you are a bastard, I call you Master, and call your mother grandma, how do you greet your mother, it's really unfilial!"

"I'll slap you bastard to death with one slap!"

......

The two sluts, master and apprentice, have made the surroundings into a miasma. Over there, Jin Dasheng had already hid far away and hit the tree by himself.

Don't look at Lu Quan's countless years of practice, he is a master, but this is the first time for him to accept an apprentice, and when he meets a black-hearted boy like Huang Shiren, he is directly confused by Huang Shiren.

"Apprentice, you have a lot of tricks now, use it for the teacher to see, and the teacher can prescribe the right medicine. Lu Jian said with a smile.

Huang Shiren can't say a word of, he's just a second-rate, his father doesn't love his mother, and the only thing he takes out his hand is the palm thunder. When the landing pressure was pressed, he made a turn, and half of the dirt hill was blown away, and he was proud when he finished the work.

"Master, look at my palm thunder, right?"

"Oh, it's still too thundery, okay! It's a rare thing. Lu pressed his beard and said, "It's a pity, such a thunderbolt, in your hands, is simply a tyrannical thing!"

"Master, what you say is not human!"

"Old man, I'm serious. Taixiao Zhenglei is the second of the top ten positive thunders, and the power is endless, and your palm thunder is really overkill. In this way, how about passing on your Five Thunder Fa to your teacher?"

"What is the Five Thunders Rectification?"

"In the Dao Law, the thunder law is the highest, the five thunder righteous law, the five thunder evil law, the five thunder righteous law, and the five thunder Dao law are collectively referred to as the law, and there is no distinction between good and evil in the law, but it is three stages, the first stage, the first stage is to break all karmic obstacles, cultivate the inner dan, the second stage is to repair the thunder with the five organs, and the third stage is to cultivate the innate qi, and the three stages, that is, 'to enter the righteous with evil, to cultivate the Tao with righteousness, and to combine the truth with the Tao'. Cultivating this method, you can open five thunders, cultivate to a high depth, attract thunder to attack the opponent, and definitely make the opponent turn into ashes. When you reach the right result, get the way of heaven, and cultivate the innate qi, you can turn into three clears, Taishang Laojun's goods, he is a master in this, but the teacher doesn't like this thing, so he didn't cultivate to that point. ”

Isn't this the five thunder thunder to the top? Thinking about the terrifying thing that can lead to the thunder tribulation to attack the opponent, Huang Shiren is really overjoyed, and he heard that he can make a gas and three clears in the end, and he is even more overjoyed, grandma's, this is the trump card of Taishang Laojun, and it is very loud.

"Good master, I want to learn!"

"That's great!"

"Master, let me ask you a little, how many years will it take to cultivate this method?"

"I guess it will take 120,000 years to achieve something. ”

"Master, if you don't fool people, you can die!"

On the loess hill, there was the sound of Huang Shiren scolding into the sky!

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Last night, I drank until midnight.

Alas.

Fellow Daoists, do you still have a recommendation ticket at hand, if you have one, you will be rewarded. Thank you!

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