Chapter 67: The whole world knows I'm so ugly that I have no friends
The splendid curtain lifted a corner, and a green jade hand stretched out, swaying from side to side, expecting to be gently grasped by the other hand and held in the palm of his hand.
"Master, Fei Fei can't see you now, you ...... Where are you? ”
Can't see people and ask where they are, Tao Yu sneered lightly, was heard by Yan Qinbei, lowered his head and looked down at her, rubbed her brain with his big palm, and said: "Don't laugh." ”
The man's hand that Meng Feifei was looking forward to fell on Tao Yu's head at this moment, and Meng Feifei could see it clearly through the half-transparent curtains.
Her own outstretched hand continued to stiffen, and she was unwilling to retract it, sobbing and sobbing "Master~"
Yan Qinbei's voice was slightly cold: "If you are fine, you will leave first as a teacher, you don't have to practice the sword at noon today, just memorize yesterday's moves." ”
Hearing the footsteps getting farther and farther away, Meng Feifei was in a hurry, half of his body rushed out, and said, "Master, don't go!" ”
Yan Qinbei turned around, and sure enough, he saw Meng Feifei's face.
Meng Feifei was shocked that he was exposed, and suddenly covered his face with his hand, and his voice was terrible: "Don't look! ”
But Yan Qinbei has already seen it all.
Tao Yu also pretended to be surprised and said, "Yikes! Sister Fei's face was rotten. He deliberately took a big step back and hugged Yan Qinbei's thigh, "Will a bad face be contagious?" ”
"Probably not." Yan Qinbei said.
With such determination in his mouth, but his actions were contrary to his words, he quickly lifted the fleshy leg ornament with one hand, wrapped it in his arms, and then took a small step back cautiously.
"Xiaofei, go and ask the doctor in Qingqiu for the teacher."
Yan Qinbei slipped away, and slipped away with Tao Yu.
Meng Feifei was stunned, the pestle was stunned on the bed for a long time, and asked the system in despair: "Where has my master gone?" ”
"I'm too lazy to care now, your task has not progressed for a long time, I'm getting weaker and weaker, and I really don't have the skills to help you observe so many people and things." The system said in a stern tone, "You should think about your face now, did you eat something that you shouldn't eat?" Or is there something that shouldn't be smeared? ”
"I'm greedy for a few sips of peach wine."
"Could it be a peach allergy?"
Meng Feifei's eyes suddenly resented: "I'm definitely not allergic to peaches, but I'm very allergic to that peach garden next to my master now!" She always steals Master's attention, my Master can't be a pedophile, right? ”
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Yan Qinbei, who was suspected of pedophilia, had just walked out of the guest room area with Tao Yu in his arms, and he couldn't stop sneezing.
Momo Yu put her arms around his neck and observed his nose: damn it, he looks so good even when he sneezes!
But it is not a way to fight like this all the time, Tao Yu's little head suddenly leaned over, and the cherry lips pressed against the tip of Yan Qinbei's tall nose, and then stretched out his tongue and licked it gently.
That should be fine, right? The sap cures all diseases, Tao Yu thought to herself.
Sure enough, Yan Qinbei stopped sneezing, not only did he stop sneezing, but he didn't move anymore, stiff like an ice sculpture, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.
The breeze in the forest blew slowly, carrying the fragrance of peach blossoms to dry the small moisture on the tip of his nose, but the flush that could not be swept away gradually climbed up his cheeks and ears.
"Senior brother, are you blushing?" Momo Yu asked naturally.
Yan Qinbei even turned his neck red now.
Tao Yu giggled: "Senior brother, you seem to be drinking." ”
Yan Qinbei also felt that he might have drunk alcohol, why did his body get hot? Holding this one in my arms is even hotter, and between the skin, dense layers of sweat ooze out.
He immediately put down Tao Yu, took two steps forward, and pretended to be very busy: "I still have to go to the doctor of Qingqiu." ”
"Oh." Tao Yu was very calm, "That senior brother went the other way, there was a river in front of him, and he was planted in two more steps." ”
Yan Qinbei's front foot stopped on the bank of the river, turned around and went to the fox village.
"Senior brother's legs are so long!"
He took such strides that his long legs protruded from under his skirt.
"But ......," Momoto tilted her little head, "why do you have the same hands and feet?" ”
When Yan Qinbei heard this, his footsteps were completely messed up, and he suddenly stumbled on his left foot and his right foot, and fell forward in a daze.
Just in time, Helian Yu flew in and landed in front of Yan Qinbei.
"Senior Brother Yan is polite, this is not the New Year, I can't stand this big gift." Helian Yu couldn't help but laugh and bent down to pick it up.
Yan Qinbei had already stood up as fast as he could, standing very straight, with his chin held high, his nostrils facing the sky, and he was arrogant, as if the one who fell just now was not him.
Helian Yu asked him to make up for face, walked past him towards Tao Yu, and asked, "I heard, that Xiaoli is disfigured?" ”
Tao Yu supported his forehead: "Senior Brother Helian, people call Xiaofei." ”
"Oh, show me around."
The foxes in Qingqiu all knew that the poles of Qianjiaohua and Baimei grass could not touch their faces, so Helian Yu had never seen what that thing would look like after touching its face, and the legend said that it was as ugly as a toad.
But after Helianyu saw Meng Feifei with his own eyes, Helianyu felt that the toad had been wronged.
"I feel like the toad is better looking than her." Helian Yu said.
"You've gone too far!" Meng Feifei hugged her head and cried, and her hateful eyes shot out of the crook of her arm and smashed at Tao Yu, why did she bring one man after another to see her jokes.
"Sister Fei, don't cry, I have a solution, would you like to try it?" Momo walked to the head of the bed and stood on tiptoe and poked her elbow.
Meng Feifei raised his head, this is good, the blister eyes match the blisters on his face, so ugly that he has no friends.
"Tell me about it." Although he didn't like Tao Yu, Meng Feifei still refused to let go when he heard that there was a solution.
"I have the latest beauty cream here, I can borrow a little from you." Tao Yu took out a small celadon bottle.
This is indeed the 2.0 version of the beauty cream she made, and the reason why she is willing to use it for Meng Feifei today is because she is not sure whether its effect is good or not, Tao Yu did not dare to rashly give it to Su Wan'er, and now she can borrow Meng Feifei's face to do an experiment.
"Does this thing work?" Meng Feifei opened the bottle and smelled a scent of herbs and trees, and then looked at the texture, it was as sticky as ...... Snot, she hesitated.
Tao Yu patted his chest and packed the ticket: "Of course it works!" Not to mention the toad bubble, the spotted spots of the zebra can be eliminated, and it will become a white horse! ”
Helian Yu sighed when he heard this, and coughed on the side.
He knew how the bubbles on Meng Feifei's face came from, he just didn't expect Tao Yu to destroy her but still have to cure her, he felt that Tao Yu was purely salty - idle (salty).
"I'll try." Meng Feifei decided to be a dead horse and a live horse doctor, "If it works......
"If it works, you can pay me fifty high-grade spirit stones as a reward." Tao Yu quickly replied.
Meng Feifei turned into a stunned toad face, she originally wanted to say, "Thank you if it works", who knew that Tao Yu would reach out and ask for money.
What's damn is that Helian Yu is still on the side: "What? There are only fifty high-grade spirit stones! Oh my God, there are not many such conscientious merchants now, they are simply losing money and doing good deeds sincerely! ”
Meng Feifei: Listen to me, thank you......