Meng Feifei's first day of trying out beauty cream.

Meng Feifei: "Wow, the blisters are deflated!" ”

Tao Yu: "Produced by Tao Yu, Tong Su is not bullied." ”

The second day of Meng Feifei's trial of beauty cream.

Meng Feifei: "The blisters are gone, but it seems to have a rash......"

Tao Yu: "Try the product, no return or exchange." ”

The third day of Meng Feifei's trial of beauty cream.

Meng Feifei: "Ah! My face is so itchy! My face hurts! ”

Tao Yu: "Sister Fei is calm, I'll fix the formula again." ”

Tao Yu studied it seriously for three days, observing the changes in Meng Feifei's skin.

Sure enough, the effect of the thousands of herbs planted by the old fox himself is indeed violent, and some dosages and ratios need to be adjusted a little bit.

Fortunately, I tried it for Meng Feifei first, otherwise it would have hurt others if I gave it to Su Wan'er directly?

Meng Feifei called Yan Qinbei to her house, and now she doesn't care whether she is ugly or not, compared to the unconscious toad blister, her face is now painful and itchy, as if there are thousands of ants biting, she hugged Yan Qinbei and cried until she convulsed: "Master...... You go and ask Xiao Yu for me...... What the hell is wrong with my face? Isn't her medicine poisonous? Master! You've got to save me......"

Yan Qinbei broke her hand, his voice was gentle, and his eyes were gentle, but what he said was not human: "You have to rest more, drink more hot water, and it will be fine." ”

Meng Feifei, who couldn't see any hope at all, choked up helplessly: "Master, you're a straight man, right?" ”

Yan Qinbei said: I didn't understand what you said.

"Master! My face is even more uncomfortable when the wind blows, I don't dare to go out, you help me find Xiao Yu, she has been hiding from me for a long time! Meng Feifei pestered, "Did she know that something was wrong with her medicine, so she ran away?" ”

"Who said I ran away?" A milk sound came in with the push of the door, and Tao Yu rushed in with a bowl of freshly made beauty cream, "Sister Fei, don't lie down, get up and apply the medicine." ”

Tao Yu stood at the head of the bed, looked at the heavy curtains surrounded on three sides, and the big pot of hot water at the head of the bed, shook his head with a sigh, and reproached him in an old-fashioned manner: "Sister Fei, didn't I say that you should stop lying on the bed all the time, walk around and exercise more, and promote blood circulation?" Also, don't drink hot water! Hot water is not good for wounds, your lips are red and swollen! ”

Meng Feifei was stunned, she looked at Yan Qinbei, who had let herself "rest more and drink more hot water" a moment ago, and then looked at Tao Yu, who had overturned all these bullshit theories at this moment, she said: I'm so tired, let's destroy!

Yan Qinbei walked to the window with a weak heart, pretending to look at the scenery outside, and tried to stay away from the place of right and wrong.

Meng Feifei watched Tao Yu put ointment on his face again, and was a little scared: "This time...... Does it really work? ”

Tao Yu nodded solemnly: "This time, the quasi-medicine will be eliminated!" ”

"What if it rolls over again?" Meng Feifei's voice trembled.

"In case it rolls over again, I don't want those fifty high-grade spirit stones!" Tao Yu roared urgently.

Meng Feifei rolled her eyes: After trying three or four times, she was embarrassed to ask for payment?

But this time, the ointment slid into her skin coolly, soothing her all at once.

After Tao Yu watched the red rash on her face fade at a speed visible to the naked eye, she ran to the window and dragged Yan Qinbei, who was looking at the scenery, over and asked him to testify: "Senior brother, look, I cured Sister Fei!" ”

Yan Qinbei glanced at Meng Feifei and snorted: "Xiao Yu is very capable." ”

"It cost me a total of four buckets of beauty cream, although the front one has no healing effect, but it is not worthless, at least it has laid a new skin foundation, so I count it as 49 spirit stones in the first three buckets, and 50 spirit stones in the back bucket, so that the total is ...... 4936...... Five-nine-forty-five...... "Tao Yu counted with his thick fingers, "A total of 480 high-grade spirit stones, and then give Sister Fei a nine-percent discount, take an auspicious number, Sister Fei will pay me 444 spirit stones!" ”

Meng Feifei thinks that Tao Yu's mathematics may be taught by the physical education teacher, even if three 49 plus one 50 is less than two hundred, why did she double it?

Meng Feifei just wanted to say, "What are you going to do when I'm stupid?" But I heard Yan Qinbei make up for it with a pretentious thought: "Xiao Gardenia, they are all the same door, and it is cheaper, so I can make up four hundred." ”

"Since the senior brother has spoken, then four hundred is four hundred, Sister Fei, how do you pay?" Tao Yu asked.

Meng Feifei now feels that his face is not painful, but his head hurts.

"Return to the mountains for you." She said whimfully.

"Don't forget that Sister Fei then!" Tao Yu happily took Yan Qinbei away, "Let's go, senior brother, I'll invite you to drink!" ”

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Although he hadn't gotten the four hundred high-grade spirit stones yet, Tao Yu seemed to have been paid, and pestered Yan Qinbei to go to the market in Fox Village and buy a lot of things.

Of course, Yan Qinbei pays.

Yan Qinbei is not unwilling to spend money on the baby, but Yan Qinbei looks at Tao Yu's shopping list and always feels that the baby has changed.

She didn't buy food or drink, but she bought rouge gouache, beaded hairpins, and even fancy skirts.

There is nothing suitable for babies in the ready-to-wear store, so she relies on the shop and the shopkeeper to sell cuteness, forcing the tailor to make her a crop top on the spot.

Then he circled around Yan Qinbei and asked him if he was beautiful.

Yan Qinbei frowned deeply: fat into a ball, exposing his round belly, shaking the little fat meat, cute to the point of fouling, but it really has nothing to do with the word "beauty".

"Xiao Yu, did you drink secretly before you went out?" Yan Qinbei asked, he grabbed the meat ball with his big hand, covered her leaky belly pocket with his wide sleeves, and touched her forehead with his other hand.

It's a bit hot indeed.

"Senior brother~ Why is your skin so good?" Tao Yu sat on Yan Qinbei's knees with her legs crossed, blinking her big watery eyes and looking at his face inch by inch, and finally got into her hand directly, "I'm going to vomit when I look at Meng Feifei's face in the past two days, compared with my senior brother, even if she has intact skin, it's not as delicate as yours, it's really smooth and tender~"

Yan Qinbei was stirred up by her hairy hands and feet.

Momo's hand slid from his cheek to his lips and stopped suddenly.

The soft fingertips gently rubbed his blood-red lips, back and forth and refused to stop, Tao Yu smiled more and more obsessively: "Have you smeared lip grease?" What shade? ”

I didn't understand the last sentence, but in the previous sentence, Yan Qinbei had something to say: "How can a man have lip grease, Xiao Yu, you ......"

The words behind "you" didn't come out, because they were blocked by Tao Yu's small mouth that suddenly came up.

Cracking sound! Bang bang!

In Yan Qinbei's mind, volcanic eruptions, tsunami attacks, crustal cracking, and the destruction of the universe......