Chapter 1: Awesome! My wife

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"Hurry up...... Playing a card, grinding, is the transaction volume last night over 100 million, has it not recovered? ”

"Hurry up!"

"We've waited until we've thanked the flowers......"

"Two less sets?"

Li Guo was suddenly startled, and then remembered that he was still playing poker with his friends.

Dreaming again?

Li Guo is very depressed, recently, he has been daydreaming, and every time he dreams of himself, he is not an ordinary person, nor is he a native of this world.

Perhaps, it is the hallucination caused by reading too many novels..... Not ordinary! How unusual is it? I have entered the age of not being confused, but I didn't expect my thoughts to be so naΓ―ve.

When I was a child, my teacher used to say that I should study hard every day and strive to become the successor of socialism, but after waiting for decades, no one informed me to take over.

A few days ago, I also received a text message, he said that he was Qin Shi Huang and had not died yet, and asked me to transfer him 2,000 start-up capital, and I would pay back 2 million at that time.....

Do I believe he is a ghost? That bad old man is bad!

Qin Shi Huang has been crying and mourning for thousands of years, I want to believe it, is he who stepped on a horse 249 his brother?

Li Guo shook his head, thinking about it, he felt impossible.

"Husband, which beauty are you thinking about again?"

A playful voice sounded beside him, it was his girlfriend Xuemei who was sitting next to him watching him play cards.

The girlfriend is very cute, with long hair up to the waist, chubby cheeks, and a chubby figure, giving people a sense of security.

"In front of my wife, there is no beautiful woman in the world who is less than one-ten-thousandth of yours...... Without you, my soul, still wanders in the night...... It's you, who sprinkle all the way to the sun, so that my life is motivated, and my love is relied on, how can I be ungrateful and think about other women! ”

"Amitabha!"

"Sin! Sin! ”

Xuemei was puzzled: "A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost? ”

Li Guo sneered and said: "I can't lie to anyone, I can't lie to you, I don't believe you listen to my pounding heart, he told me that the sea can be dry and rotten, and the man who cheats on his wife will become a bastard." ”

Xuemei grinned: "If you have money and don't make money, you are a bastard, if you don't play cards, if you don't play aside, I'll help you play this." ”

After speaking, Xuemei snatched the poker in his hand and went into battle in person.

Li Guo was a little depressed: "I didn't say I wouldn't fight?" It's not night, so there's no need to be so anxious! ”

"Hahaha!"

Card friends, very happy, they know that Li Guo is a rake ear, and his family status is relatively low.

Li Guo yawned, and said with sleepy eyes: "I knew that I wouldn't stay up late to read novels last night, which made me sleepy now." ”

"Wife, I'll sleep for a while, remember to call me when it's over!"

"Want? You sleep! ”

After speaking, Li Guo found a sofa to lie down and continued to make up for sleep, and before going to sleep, he didn't forget to mutter: "Don't dream that someone is looking for me to hand over the "Cucumber Treasure Book"!" ”

The result is the next second!

There are many characters dressed in ancient costumes, appearing in his dreams, with angry eyebrows and tense swords......

"What! Is there no end, or is it this pulling? ”

Li Guo couldn't help but laugh and said: "What kind of egg is "Cucumber Treasure Book", I don't know, you are looking for me to hand it over, where can I grab it?" ”

Suddenly, a middle-aged man with a big face and a suspicious face said: "I have to pay it today?" If you don't pay it, you have to pay it! Lao Tzu searched all the heavens and all the worlds to find you a bald turtle grandson. ”

"Although, you are on the earth, Lao Tzu is going to destroy you, it is not a matter of minutes and seconds."

Li Guo looked disdainful.

Destroy me?

You step on the horse...... Come on!

Lao Tzu closed the door and let the soil go, and if he didn't come, he was all G Niang Y.

Lao Tzu is not from Xiamen University, is it good to graduate from Agricultural University?

Dirty!

…………

"Husband, husband, wake up, let's go!"

Li Guo woke up from his sleep, domineering and leaking, Lao Tzu is a soft egg in real life, but he is not cowardly at all in his dreams.

In minutes, I was killed, and I was not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue, what era is it now, the legal society, we must keep pace with the times.

Seeing that his girlfriend was calling him to go, Li Guo hurriedly got up and changed into a smiling face to greet him, flattering like a little animal wagging his tail.

Li Guo whispered: "Wife, how is the battle?" ”

Xuemei said proudly: "I can't trust my skills, fight with a few rabbits with them, and I can't win it.....

Li Guo glanced at her and admired: "Amazing! My wife? ”

"Hmm!"

"A little better than you?"

Girlfriend couldn't help complaining about Li Guo's card skills, she had only been learning for a few days, and she was already better than blue.

Li Guo was silent, he really has no talent in gambling, he loses nine out of ten, but he sees people and itching.

"Some people are the ones who eat this bowl of rice, they don't carry or carry all the two cards, if it weren't for the help of a good woman like a girlfriend, it is estimated that they will only drink the northwest wind all day long!"

Xuemei dragged a handful of Li Guo, and in the future, she would play less cards, and she would gamble nine times out of ten.

Li Guo patted his head and flattered: "Wife, you're right!" What my wife said was right? If your wife is wrong, please refer to the first ......"

His girlfriend is his biggest support in this life, a young husband and wife, and an old companion...... Coax a good wife, and rise to the height of politics.

"Poof, it's so poor!"

"Are you eating honey in this mouth? It feels like it's all sugar-coated shells. ”

"Isn't it, you don't have any money?"

"A man can't live without money!"

"Come on! Reward you with a hundred, and raise a bag ....... ”

The player who walked in front turned his head and sighed at Li Guo for a while.

Li Guo was moved, envious, right? Be jealous! Our happy life is not something that you single dogs can understand......

A few people were suffocated, although Lao Tzu is a single dog, but there are thousands of women in the world, and my brother is not happy to change it every day.

Suddenly, they remembered that this Li Guo was not like this before, since he played with his girlfriend, he seemed to be a different person.

Li Guo grinned, "Less forced to collapse, less beaten." ”

After a while, he walked to the place where he was eating, the corners of Li Guo's mouth twitched, time passed so quickly, as soon as he opened his eyes, the day was over, and the time to go to work was again.

At dinner time, Li Guo drank two glasses of liquor, and although he was sleepy during work hours, he didn't dare to sleep.

First, I am afraid that I will dream of someone asking him for "Cucumber Treasure Book".

Second, he wants to go to work, and he has to be the anchor of the sea and fix those employees who are not at ease at work.

I don't know how long it took, but finally got off work, and Li Guo went home with a tired body.

On the way home, around the corner, he met a middle-aged woman and said to him mysteriously: "Brother, borrow a few money to spend, don't want ninety-nine-eight, just three-nine-eight, take me home, you can not only do it, but also pop it." ”

This woman, although she is yesterday's yellow flower, still has a bit of a look when she is young.

Truth or dare, three-nine-eight, conscience price!

Li Guo thought in his heart, she was a beautiful woman, so why not become a prostitute.

The middle-aged woman thought that Li Guo was hesitant, so she hurriedly lit a fire: "Big brother! If you haven't slept so late, you must not have X life, right? ”

"More than 300 yuan, I can't buy a house, I can't buy a car, I can't suffer losses, I can't be fooled, and I can buy a daughter-in-law to go to a kang ......"

Li Guo hung his head and said: "Harm, more than 300 yuan, you can't buy it, you can't be fooled, but I just don't have these more than 300 yuan..... Can you have a discussion? I have ten dollars on me, I have a deposit in advance, and the rest of the installments are paid in 20 years, and I can ....."

"Get out!"

Only an angry roar was heard, and the middle-aged woman flew up and kicked at Li Guo.

As a result, in the next second, Li Guo had already lost his trace.

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Read a few chapters patiently, you can scold me if it's not good-looking!

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