Chapter 2 This girlfriend is not human

"I'm so clever!"

Li Guo looked at the middle-aged woman who turned on the rampage mode and smiled evilly.

"Sister-in-law, don't think I don't know you, you are my wife's best friend, and tempting such a childish game can't shake my sincerity towards her at all."

Seeing that it was quiet in the dead of night, Li Guo sped up his pace and left, after all, his girlfriend went back to her parents' house today, in case the time came to check the post and found that he had not yet fallen into the house, it would be very bad.

After walking for about ten minutes, Li Guofang returned to his home within the time specified by his girlfriend.

This is Li Guo's only valuable personal property, and it is also the place where he returned from the army and bought a boarding house.

The three-bedroom house is not high-end, but it is quite spacious when he lives alone.

In addition, Li Guo also operated, a pitifully small flower field, with more than ten or twenty performing arts beauties, creating value, although the business is unstable, sometimes good and sometimes bad, but as long as he does not play cards and supports himself, he is more than enough.

Moreover, his girlfriend also works in his shop and is a cashier by profession.

Don't look at his girlfriend's salary, but she is never short of money in her pocket, she wins nine out of ten bets, is born with good luck, brand-name bags, brand-name watches, high-end mobile phones, everything.

Of course, to say that there is no mine in his girlfriend's house, Li Guo would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in his own mouth.

Pity! The girlfriend is too mysterious, and after getting along day and night for a few months, Li Guo's understanding of her is still almost zero.

Night.

This world is far from being as harmonious as it seems, there is always a darkness that the sun does not shine on, and it is played out almost every day, different crimes, or life and death, parting and separation.

My girlfriend is not at home, and there is less fireworks, but there is a little more empty feeling, and I feel that the whole person is back to the lonely and uncertain years.

Obviously, a home with a woman is a home. It's just that I don't know what my girlfriend is doing now? He wanted to call her, but he was afraid that she was already resting and disturbed her.

After being melancholy for a while, Li Guo began to boil water to make tea, then took out a fruit to peel, and went to wash and sleep after eating.

Maybe he's too tired, at this point, Li Guo can't sleep anyway, either watching "The Strongest Nameless in History", or reading "The Battle of Phoenix Tower", until dawn, he dragged his tired body and fell asleep unsatisfied.

But today, he was unusual, and fell asleep in bed.

However, not long after falling asleep, he was awakened, not by a nightmare, not by urine, but by a mysterious voice in his head.

【Ding! The hostess comes home, the alarm is triggered, and the GG entertainment management system is activated. 】

"What...... What's the situation? ”

Li Guo was suddenly startled, unbelievable, could it be that he didn't take Liuwei Dihuang Pill on time in the past few days, resulting in tinnitus and auditory hallucinations?

In the next second, the familiar voice sounded again.

[The hostess goes home: charm index 2, pride index 8, force value: 3000, comprehensive judgment: playing cards to win money, strength judgment: bachelor degree or above, the best coping plan: pretending to sleep. 】

The corners of Li Guo's mouth twitched, and he couldn't figure it out, his wife's force value: 3000, what the hell is this? It's hard to be true, she is also a peerless master of hidden folk.

"Mud Horse...... Am I crossing over? ”

"What's special, force value: 3000?"

"What's more, I won money playing cards....."

Li Guo's eyes lit up suddenly, since this is the case, it is also a good thing, in the future, I must hug my wife's thighs tightly, a proper life is guaranteed, and love is relied on.

The most important thing is that there is no need to spy on your wife's secrets in the future, and this system will also prompt itself.

Before Li Guo could get happy, the system's words made him fall into despair again.

【Ding! The hostess is not a human, she belongs to the mountain spirits, and the host can choose another person to be the hostess, but be prepared to be beaten! 】

Groove ......

"Husband, haven't slept yet?"

At this time, a gentle voice sounded, making Li Guo's hairs stand on end, and a chill rushed to his head from the soles of his feet.

At some point, my girlfriend opened the door and entered the house.

No, strictly speaking, this girlfriend is not a human being, she belongs to the mountain spirits........ Although they have been together day and night for a few months, when they think of her identity, they still feel cold.

Fear is fear, but after getting along day and night for a few months, she also has feelings, and she has never seen her abnormal, and her behavior of murdering herself is just a waste of a lot of zinc and magnesium tablets.

Whether it's a blessing or a curse, there is still love beyond species in "Liao Zhai", not to mention me with the GG entertainment management system.

Thinking about it like this, Li Guo was not afraid, but communicated with his wife normally as usual.

My girlfriend's outfit tonight is very fashionable, with a hip skirt and high heels, walking with a gurgling sound, and the two small animals on her chest are dancing up and down, as if they want to break free from the restraints and go to the outside world to see.

Xuemei looked at Li Guo with a charming look: "My husband doesn't sleep so late, is he waiting for me to come home?" ”

Li Guo hurriedly echoed: "It's just.... It is..... The night without a wife is the most sleepless. ”

Xuemei pursed her lips and smiled: "I wasn't going to come back tonight, but considering that my husband was home alone, I didn't feel at ease, so I came back!" Surprised? No surprises! ”

Surprise indeed? It's really unexpected! went out on a trip, and changed their attributes, from being a human being to not being a human being, Li Guo couldn't help but sigh and said against his will.

"Thank you!"

"Wife!!"

"I really want to tell the world that you are my favorite person, a baby who gives a hundred candies, tells a thousand stories, and says ten thousand good words."

"Even if one day, your steps become faltering, your green hair turns gray, and your ruddy face is full of wrinkles, I still have to take your hand and walk under the afterglow of the setting sun."

"Humph!"

I hope you're not insincere? I hope you do what you say! Otherwise, I will let you know that kneeling durian, kneeling keyboard is also a luxury.

The girlfriend sent a flying kiss, and said with affection: "Five hundred times of looking back in the past life and this life, in exchange for passing by in this life, we all live together, at least in the previous life, thousands of years of practice in exchange for such a fate......"

"Have you been daydreaming a lot lately, and someone has asked you for the Cucumber Book?"

Li Guo was taken aback and looked at her in a daze: "How do you know?" ”

The spirit smiled faintly: "I'm your girlfriend, I know how many hairs you have, what do you not know?" ”

"Yes......."

Li Guo opened his mouth wide, feeling very unreal, his brain was buzzing, and it was a mess.

Immediately afterwards, his girlfriend slapped Li Guo's thigh, "Honestly? Did you do anything sorry for me today! ”

The contrast between the front and back, judging the two of them, Li Guo was confused, and his wife's brain circuit turned too fast.

He organized his language and expressed his loyalty: "No! Resolutely no ......"