Chapter 50 Xu Damao came to the door to ask for chicken
Zhang Zhonghua and He Yuzhu pushed their bicycles into the courtyard.
As the sun sets, the golden sunset spreads across the land.
At this time, in the courtyard, the yard is full of children frolicking, and the women have already cooked their meals and are waiting for their men to return from work.
Qin Huairu was washing clothes by the faucet of the courtyard, turning her head to look in the direction of the courtyard gate from time to time.
"Yo, Sister Qin is doing the laundry." He Yuzhu, who walked into the courtyard, saw Qin Huairu who was washing clothes and said hello.
"Pillar and Xiaohua are back?" Qin Huairu said as he looked at the lunch box in He Yuzhu's hand: "Pillar, what's in the lunch box?"
He Yuzhu picked up the lunch box and shook it in front of Qin Huairu: "Not today, the rain is coming back today, I specially prepared it for him."
"Sister Qin, you don't have to worry about sticks today, they can't eat well." Zhang Zhonghua interjected beside He Yuzhu.
"Xiaohua, what do you mean by that?"
"Xiaohua is right, when we just came back, we saw that the stick terrier took his two sisters to make a chicken called Hua Chicken outside the factory courtyard wall, and it was really good, and the one that the young lady ate was called a fragrant." He Yuzhu whispered to Qin Huairu.
Chicken? Qin Huairu was confused, where did his stick terrier come from?
"I just don't know where the chickens came from, anyway, it's not from the factory, I guess, you can figure it out for yourself." After speaking, He Yuzhu glanced at Xu Damao's house.
Leaving Qin Huairu with an ugly face, Zhang Zhonghua and He Yuzhu went back to their respective homes.
Zhang Zhonghua, who was eating at home, heard a noise in the courtyard.
"Someone, there is a thief in our yard, our old hen is lost!"
Okay, it's started, Zhang Zhonghua went out of the room with his rice bowl, ready to see the excitement.
In the courtyard, Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e looked left and right, Xu Damao suddenly sniffed his nose and suddenly pushed open the door of He Yuzhu next to him.
When he saw the pot on the stove, he immediately scolded: "Okay, you stupid pillar, I said why is there one less chicken in our house, it turned out that you stole it!" ”
"Xu Damao, keep your mouth clean, your chicken has been stolen, it's my business!" He Yuzhu didn't have a good airway.
"Then you say, what's boiling in the pot?" Lou Xiao'e asked angrily.
"Chicken!" He Yuzhu was confident, "What's the matter?" If you have chickens, I can't? ”
"You're lying! But what kind of chicken do you eat? Lou Xiao'e scolded, "Silly Zhu, you usually have a cheap mouth, but I didn't expect you to be a cheap thief!" ”
"You can't afford to cheapen this dog thing!" Xu Damao stepped forward and made a gesture to take the chicken soup away.
"Who? Who the hell said that my pillar stole chickens? Qin Jingru, who heard the movement, walked out of the back room, "Whoever dares to frame the pillar of my house, I will tear his dog's mouth." ”
"What's wrong with me?" Saying that, Xu Damao stepped forward and pushed Qin Jingru away to serve chicken soup,
"Smack" He Yuzhu saw that Xu Damao was about to push Qin Jingru, and when he stepped forward, he was a big mouth, and Xu Damao who directly smoked turned around on the spot.
"Silly pillar, you dare to hit someone! I'll fight with you. Lou Xiao'e saw He Yuzhu beating people, and immediately wanted to scratch He Yuzhu.
Qin Jingru saw that Lou Xiao'e was about to make a move, so she rushed up as soon as she pulled her sleeves and grabbed Lou Xiao'e's hair.
Not to be outdone, Lou Xiao'e also pulled Qin Jingru's hair, and hit Qin Jingru with her other hand, but was caught by Qin Jingru, and the two fell into a stalemate.
"Qin Jingru, you give me a go."
"Lou Xiao'e, you let go first, see if I don't smoke you to death."
"If you let go, I'll let go."
"You let go first."
"You let go first."
"He's the one who hits!" He Yuzhu saw that his daughter-in-law did not suffer a loss, and he was immediately happy, and took the opportunity to slam over with two big mouths.
Xu Damao, who hit directly, turned around twice in place.
"You, you, you ......" Xu Damao covered his face, "Silly Zhu, you wait for me, I must pay the price for today's matter!" ”
After speaking, Lou Xiao'e, who was still in a stalemate with Qin Jingru, turned around and rushed outside, shouting loudly: "Catch the thief, catch the thief, our yard, there is a thief!" ”
The residents of the courtyard who had already heard the movement did not need Xu Damao to call that many people had arrived, including the three uncles who presided over daily affairs, and the three aunts of the three uncles' families.
The three aunts hurriedly entered the house to pull Qin Jingru and Lou Xiao'e apart, and Qin Jingru and Lou Xiao'e also separated, but they still stared at each other, and continued to spit fragrant in their mouths.
"Xu Damao, what's going on?" Uncle Yi asked with a frown.
"Uncle Yi, stupid Zhu he stole an old hen from our family, and did it to me, Qin Jingru also beat Xiao'e, you have to be fair in this matter!" Xu Damao was indignant.
As soon as he heard Xu Damao's words, He Yuzhu became anxious, "You said that I stole your chickens, so I stole your chickens?" Do you call it and it says yes? Also, you're calling me stupid and I'm going to whip you. ”
"Silly...... He Yuzhu, you are unreasonable, what do you mean by me telling it to say yes? It's as if you call it a call and it says yes! Xu Damao hid behind the three masters and stretched out his head to call.
"Hey, this chicken is in my pot, it's mine!"
"Everyone, be quiet, let me say a few words!" The fat-headed and big-eared second uncle made an official tone, "As we all know, there has always been a discord between He Yuzhu and Xu Damao, and they have always been aimed at each other!" Xu Damao's family just got back two old hens, and there was one missing! And He Yuzhu stewed chicken again today! This is not a New Year's Day, what kind of chicken do you eat for no reason? So I concluded that the chicken was stolen by He Yuzhu, and the pillar admitted it! It's not a big deal, it's over if you pay the chicken to Xu Damao. ”
As soon as he heard the words of the second uncle, He Yuzhu was angry, but before he could speak, Qin Jingru took the lead in scolding.
"You are an old immortal, what do you mean by not having a festival, what kind of chicken do you eat for no reason? My family has my family to take advantage of, my family eats 365 days a year, do you take care of it every day? ”
He Yuzhu is happy again, this Qin Jingru is really a daughter-in-law, she really scolds her if she has something.
"You, you." The second uncle Liu Haizhong didn't expect that this Qin Jingru would not give himself face, and he was so angry that he couldn't understand what he said, and he was private with the old Deng Deng of the ugly country later.
"Jingru, how do you talk to your elders?" Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, immediately reprimanded Qin Jingru, and then said, "However, Lao Liu, it is not appropriate for you to let the pillar directly confess for no reason." ”
"That is, why did you make me confess for no reason? The second uncle, if he doesn't exercise his brain, he honestly goes home and sleeps with his wife, and comes out to mess around? Do you have the life to be an official? He Yuzhu sneered.
"What did you say?" The second uncle's face was flushed, and he pointed at He Yuzhu and scolded, "Silly Zhu, just say this to you, I still have to uphold justice today!" Hold a general meeting of the whole house, and the convener will hold a general meeting. ”
"Yes, no matter what, you can't steal chickens!"
"I can't say for sure, He Yuzhu is a cook, can he use to steal Xu Damao's chicken?"
"That's not accurate, the cook doesn't steal, the grain doesn't collect, maybe the canteen doesn't dare to steal, so they steal Xu Damao's family."
The people in the courtyard were talking around one after another.
"Okay, let's not say a word, it's just an old hen, can you do it? Silly Zhu, if this chicken is Xu Damao's family, give it back to Xu Damao, apologize, and this matter will be over! Uncle Yi spoke.
"What is gone? Not to mention that he stole our chickens and hit me with him, I can't stop doing this! Xu Damao shouted angrily.
"That's it, such a big old hen, he stewed it, is it all over when he comes back?" Lou Xiao'e followed and said, "Uncle Yi, I know that you have a good relationship with Silly Zhu and are your godparents, but with so many pairs of eyes watching, you can't be too partial to him, and we are reluctant to eat that chicken, so we keep it for laying eggs." ”
"Yes, yes, you two should think about laying eggs."
"You're insulting, I'm fighting you." How can Xu Damao really pick up things and start babbling.
"Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on." As he spoke, He Yuzhu picked up the kitchen knife and began to make a gesture.
"Okay, it's not like that, why are you still using the knife." Uncle Yi saw that He Yuzhu and Xu Damao began to move, and immediately stopped him.
"Meeting, meeting, three masters, you must give me justice today, He Yuzhu not only stole my chicken, but also insulted my personality, this matter can't be over."
"Yes, the meeting, this matter should be talked about properly." The second uncle said immediately.
To say that the most positive thing about the opening of this courtyard meeting is the second uncle's bangs, because this is his only chance to live an official addiction.
Hearing his father's words, the two boys of the second uncle's Liu Haizhong family immediately went to convene the people and prepared to hold a general meeting of the whole house.