Chapter 51: The Second General Assembly
Soon, the residents of the courtyard were gathered in the two bad boys of the Liu family, beating gongs and drums.
"Neighbors, the main reason why we have a meeting today is because Xu Damao's family lost the chicken, and He Yuzhu happened to be stewing chicken, so Xu Damao felt that He Yuzhu's chicken was stolen from him." When the second master saw that everyone had arrived, he walked out with his stomach and walked out to explain the reason for the meeting to the residents of the courtyard.
Hearing the words of the second uncle, everyone present began to discuss.
"He's stupid...... He Yuzhu not only stole my chicken, but also beat me when I found out, so he didn't just want to accompany my old hen! And how he beat me, I have to hit me back twice, otherwise, I will call the security department and arrest him to squat! Xu Damao looked at so many people, felt that He Yuzhu didn't dare to make a move, and felt that he was taking advantage of it, so he immediately became arrogant and shouted at He Yuzhu with spittle.
"Da Mao, you and the pillar are in the same courtyard, there is no need to make such a big fuss!" When the first uncle heard that he was going to catch He Yuzhu to squat, he immediately became a little anxious.
"Uncle Yi, it's not your chicken that stole it, and it's not you who beat a few big mouths, of course you don't have to make such a big fuss!" Xu Damao said angrily, "And who doesn't know the relationship between you and He Yuzhu, if you can't be the master, then I have to watch it myself, and I'll find someone who can call the shots for me!" ”
"You ......" Uncle Yi's face was ugly, and he was speechless.
"This stupid pillar is usually arrogant and domineering, I think, he should be taught a lesson and let him remember it for a long time!"
"That's right, I usually don't give my second uncle face at all, and I don't know how to respect my elders at all."
The second master and the third master glanced at each other, and they both remembered the scene when they were angry with He Yuzhu on weekdays, and immediately began to add fuel to He Yuzhu's fire and fell into the well!
"Lao Liu, Yan, you two don't make trouble here, okay!" Uncle Yi glared, and then said to He Yuzhu, "Zhuzi, this manly man, can bend and stretch, if this chicken is really Xu Damao's family, you quickly admit it, apologize, and strive for forgiveness!" Otherwise, you will really have a lawsuit! ”
"Uncle Yi, my chicken is really not his Xu Damao's family, you have the ability to tell Xu Damao?" He Yuzhu was not stunned at all.
"Okay, you He Yuzhu, you said that if it's not my family, it's not my family? How do you prove that this chicken is not mine? ”
"Brother Da Mao, if you sue Zhuzi for stealing your chicken, you have to prove that the chicken belongs to yours, where can the defendant prove himself?" Zhang Zhonghua saw that it was almost over, and it was time for him to appear, so he put down the bowl and walked out.
"Who's he...... Xiaohua, what does this have to do with you, don't care. When Xu Damao heard this, he was just about to scold, but he reacted that it was Zhang Zhonghua who immediately held back the swearing.
"Xiaohua is right, how do you prove that this chicken belongs to yours?"
"I, I, I can't prove that it is my family, you can prove that it is not my family? And I just lost the chicken, you just stewed the chicken, where is such a coincidence. ”
"This!" He Yuzhu was also stunned, how could he prove that this chicken was not from Xu Damao's family?
And he's so coincidental, where can he be reasonable?
"Ahem. Brother Zhuzi, on the way back from work just now, I asked you what you were doing? Zhang Zhonghua looked at He Yuzhu who was at a loss, his brain was very unturning, Zhang Zhonghua suddenly hated iron and steel.
"What did you just ask me about?" He Yuzhu was stunned for a moment, began to recall, and suddenly remembered: "You asked me what this chicken is......"
"Yes." Zhang Zhonghua patted He Yuzhu on the shoulder, turned around and walked back to the crowd.
"Xu Silly Mao, if I can prove that this chicken belongs to yours today, what do you say?" recalled that this chicken was a rooster, and He Yuzhu's confidence was immediately sufficient.
Although there is no chicken head, there is some obvious difference between the rooster and the hen.
You Xu Damao lost a hen, and I am a rooster, which can always prove that this chicken is not your Xu Damao's.
"You!" Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu's confident appearance, and immediately hesitated, could he really prove that this chicken was not his own? Is it a bluff?
However, he thought about it, even if He Yuzhu could come up with a shopping certificate, he could only buy a chicken and not prove that the chicken was not his own.
At most, I don't lose or win, and the advantage is mine.
"I really don't believe you can prove it, as long as you can prove that this chicken is not my Xu Damao's, you can do whatever you say!"
"Okay, if I can't prove that this chicken is not yours, I will return the chicken twice, and the big mouth will let you pull it back. If I could prove it, I wouldn't want money, and I wouldn't smoke you, but that's it! ”
"And what do you want?"
"As long as you kneel down and kowtow to me, and then call grandpa, this matter is over. How about it, dare not? ”
"You...... Come on, whoever is afraid of whom, I don't believe it yet. Xu Damao gritted his teeth, looking at He Yuzhu's confident appearance, he was a little unsure whether He Yuzhu was bluffing or really proving that this chicken was not his own.
However, listening to the sound of the surrounding coaxing and arrogance, Xu Damao was a little difficult to ride a tiger, so he responded.
"Okay, you Xu Damao finally got together for a while. Come to the three uncles to take a closer look at my chicken, what is the difference between it and their old hen. ”
"This." The three stewards looked at each other, how could they see the difference, but they still stepped forward.
The three of them surrounded the pot of He Yuzhu's house, and the chopsticks in the pot looked over, and gradually the three of them saw that the door came out.
The three of them glanced at each other, and they knew that the other two also understood.
"Three masters, can you see it, can you tell that this is not my old hen?" Xu Damao saw that the three masters didn't speak, and immediately became anxious.
"This, Da Mao, this is really not your chicken!" The first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, was pushed out by the second uncle, Liu Hai, and the third uncle, Yan Bugui, to explain to Xu Damao.
"No, how do you tell? Can you still tell if the feathered chicken is mine? Xu Damao was dumbfounded, and he really couldn't understand how the three masters saw it.
"Hmph, Xu Damao, you stupid Mao, let me tell you, my pot of chicken, it's a rooster! Since it's a rooster, how can he be your old hen? He Yuzhu stood aside and crossed his arms and said with a sneer.
"It can't be!" Saying that, Xu Damao rushed to the side of the pot, picked up the chopsticks and looked over, "There is not even a chicken head, how can you tell that it is a rooster!" ”
"Da Mao, take a closer look at that chicken." The third master, Yan Bugui, reminded beside him.
Xu Damao saw that there was more red meat and less white meat, and it was obvious that the rooster meat was too much.
I'm 226, I was cheated by the stupid bastard, and I remembered what Zhang Zhonghua said to He Yuzhu just now, and I understood that it was He Yuzhu who was reminded by Zhang Zhonghua, and even hated Zhang Zhonghua.
At this time, there are very few chicken farms, there are very few feed chickens, most of the chickens are free-range from farmers, and the red meat of roosters is obviously much more than that of hens, which can be seen with a little experience.
"Okay, He Yuzhu blamed you for my mistake today, and I saw you back." After that, he was going to run away.
"Wait." He Yuzhu stopped Xu Damao: "What did you Xu Damao say just now, if I can prove that this chicken is not yours, what will happen to you?" You just agreed, so many neighbors are watching, you won't want to pay the bill. ”
"He Yuzhu, don't go too far." Xu Damao gritted his teeth and said to He Yuzhu.
"Cut, if I can't prove that this chicken belongs to yours, can you spare me?
Besides, this manly man, don't let me look down on you, don't you say? ”
He Yuzhu did not forget to incite the residents who were watching the courtyard, and the onlookers were also very face-saving, and the sound of coaxing immediately came from the crowd.
"That is, Xu Damao, are you a man?"
"Manly man, that has to be a piece of spit."
"That's it, don't let the old and young masters of this courtyard look down on you."
"Xu Damao, knock one."
"Xu Damao!"
"Knock one!"
"Xu Damao!"
"Knock one!"
Listening to the coaxing of the people around him, Xu Damao gritted his teeth and stared at He Yuzhu, Lou Xiao'e glanced at He Yuzhu hatefully, and went home as soon as he stomped his feet and stopped caring about Lou Xiao'e.
"Don't stare at it, come on!" He Yuzhu sat on the stool, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at Xu Damao.
"Okay, He Yuzhu, you remember it for me, this is not the end of it." After speaking, Xu Damao knelt down and kowtowed to He Yuzhu, stood up and was about to leave.
"Wait." Looking at Xu Damao, who turned around to leave, He Yuzhu opened his mouth to stop him.
"He Yuzhu, what else are you going to do?"
"Haven't called it yet!"
"Okay, He Yuzhu, you wait for me, grandpa!" Xu Damao squeezed out the word grandfather from between his teeth.
"Alright, alright, let's all disperse! Let's go home! As soon as the uncle saw that the matter was solved, he beckoned everyone to go back to their respective homes.
"Wait!" Xu Damao, who walked half way home, turned back again, he reacted too hard, and the conflict between himself and He Yuzhu was resolved.
But her old hen hasn't been found yet. I can't knock my head too, and my grandfather also called this chicken and still can't find it.
"Don't scatter, my old hen hasn't been found yet!"