"Phew! Lao Tzu must kill you profiteer today. ”

The eldest brother shouted violently, and knocked Sang Liangxin down with one punch.

Immediately afterwards, the uncle not only did not persuade, but also picked up the crutches slowly, and greeted the one who collected the tatters without a head or a brain.

But it scared me, you said that the two of them are close to two hundred years old, why are they so short-tempered?

I'm not afraid that people will call the police, JC will come and arrest you and beat you to death and stew?

At this moment, Sang Liangxin was very depressed, helpless and aggrieved.

If you were cheating on someone, you were unfortunately caught and beaten by an old man in his eighties and the other in his hundreds, what should I do?

Rise up and fight?

Don't tease, don't dare to change anyone, Sang Liangxin is very worried that he will swing a punch over, even if it is just a light punch, the two old men will have to hang one.

I was just kidnapped, and I didn't do anything else, not to mention that there was no one above.

In these years, is it illegal to cheat and deceive? As long as you do well, you can become bigger and stronger, so that everyone can feel the crushing of IQ, not only will you not be blamed at that time, but you will also be praised by many peers for playing the routine well, and it will be regarded as a guideline in the marketing class.

The most successful thing to do is to chop off the hand of Jing Xixi, now, who doesn't provoke the thumb brother to praise the founder's routine?

Everywhere he went, he was admired by thousands of people and admired by countless people.

After all, when human beings think that nothing is forbidden by law, the moral bottom line will become infinitely low.

The director of the local pie is the brother-in-law of Sang Liangxin's second cousin's brother-in-law, a standard real relative.

Besides, this thing has rough skin and thick meat, and the fists and feet of the two old men hit it with crutches, so it was regarded as a horse killing chicken, and it was still free, and it was pretended to be punched, and it didn't hurt at all.

After figuring it out, Sang Liangxin didn't resist, and while holding his head and squatting on defense, he didn't forget to threaten with cruel words in his mouth:

"You two don't talk about it, and you dare to beat me? Tell you both, I have relatives with you Cui Chang, believe it or not, let you Cui Chang come and beat you?

Ah!

Still fighting?

I called the police and arrested you two nosy bastards, believe it or not?

I solemnly warn you two old things, if I really call the police, you can't afford to go bankrupt. ”

After all, the eldest brother is a little old and has poor endurance, so when he heard this, he stopped, thought about it and kicked him twice, and roared at me with a snort:

"You don't have any eyesight? Don't you see I'm tired? Hurry up and get me a stool.

Boy, you hurry up and call the police, don't report that you are a dog, hmph, today I will go to see who dares to protect him. ”

Oh my God, it's horrible!

I'm going to move the stool, or ...... It looks like the big brother is going to eat people!

The eldest brother turned his head and raised his eyebrows at Sang Liangxin: "Bastard, I'm waiting for you to call, hurry up, if you don't beat me, I'll kill you." ”

took the stool and turned his face, and smiled at my uncle: "Dad, don't flash your waist, come on, come, I'll help you sit down and rest, if he dares to move, I'll kill him." ”

Seeing that I was in a daze, my face changed again, and he glared at me angrily: "Dead fool, come over and help if you don't die!" ”

I was stunned to hear it......

Help? How can it help? I don't dare to beat people, I have lived from childhood to adulthood, and I am the one who was beaten by others......

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Cui Chang picked up the phone: "Well,

What?

Good......

I know. ”

Turning to look at Xiao Cui Chang: "Son, your chance to establish your prestige has come." ”

Xiao Cui was stunned: "What? ”

Cui Chang smiled: "It's no problem for you to take over my class, but your prestige in the village is not enough, it just so happens that your cousin was collecting rags in our village, and he was discovered by his patriotic father when he was pitting people, and the two of them beat him, you go and deal with it." ”

Xiao Cui's head shook like a rattle: "I can't afford to provoke his patriotic father, you don't know who Feipeng's bastard is." ”

Cui Chang was furious: "You can't use your brain? Did I let you mess with his father? ”

"What do you mean......? I don't understand. ”

Cui Chang sighed and patiently taught his son: "You go to the hemp pole's house, find a stubble, beat the hemp pole, the harder the beating, the better, you have practiced martial arts since you were a child, you won't even be able to beat the sick seedlings of the stupid melon, right?" ”

"Huh? But why should the prestige of the tree be dumbfounded? ”

"You remember, like our grandfather, if you have no academic qualifications, you don't have much ability, why can you be valued by the above? The above is to see that we are obedient and will bully good people and honest people.

If you want to do things in the village, the more good and honest you are, the more you have to bully, and you have to kick him three times if you have nothing to do.

People like stupid melons, as long as they stutter, they can bully them as much as you want, and they will be fine if they apologize at most after the fight.

It's also very simple to deal with the above, remember, what is said above is what, we are a dog above, and obedient dogs will have bones to eat.

As for the villagers, hmph, do you know what villager autonomy is? We are villagers, you will govern the villagers obediently, and absolutely guarantee that they will not cause trouble to the above, so the villagers will be self-governed.

As for Feipeng, in fact, it's not a big deal, he's just a law-abiding and business-abiding person.

Since he pays attention to law-abiding compliance, he will not play such an unruly trick with us.

And he doesn't look down on people like us, and he won't fight against us because of people like stupid melons, it's not worth it.

After all, there are too many people like stupid melons, more than 800 million people, born like leeks every day, and die in obscurity like mayflies, just to struggle to live, generation after generation, in the eyes of the people above, they are just data, they can be fooled, they can be killed, as long as they don't make a fuss, the above will basically choose to ignore it.

As the dogs above, we must learn to take the initiative to think about what we think above, do things that are inconvenient to do above, and arrange for them to eat and drink well, so that they can see that everything is stable, and our life will be better, understand. ”

Cui Chang worked hard and selflessly taught his son the experience of these years.

Xiao Cui Chang answered, turned around and left.

We were resting while criticizing Sang Liangxin, a treasure donkey X stopped at the mouth of the alley, Xiao Cui walked in with a long toe, raised his foot and kicked open the door of my house, and snorted coldly in his nose: "Hmph, stupid melon, who gave you such a bold son, dare to hit someone?" ”

I was stunned and pointed to my nose: "Me? I hit someone? ”

"Don't bully stupid melons if you have the ability, I'll beat you."

Listen, it's still my uncle, righteous!!

Xiao Cui Chang seemed to have just seen the two of them, turned his face and smiled: "Impossible, who doesn't know the reputation of the two of you in the village, it is absolutely impossible for you to be you." ”

After speaking, he dragged me and lowered his voice in my ear: "Smart people don't say much, let me beat you up today, and I will invite you to eat big buns for half a year when I turn around, and then invite you to go to the pink hut to meet a few goblins."

As for collecting the rags and pitting you, I will let him drink and apologize for his sins, and I will punish him for drinking three more glasses.

What do you think? ”

Xiao Cui is not stupid, his father's set, it was okay to put it decades ago, but what kind of society is it now, he still beats people casually and uses violence to forcibly suppress it?

In case he is accidentally exposed, not to mention that his father is only a Cui Chang, even the current head of the Earth Emperor can't bear it!!

But there are some things that have not changed since ancient times, and they will never change in the future: the people do not sue the officials and do not hold them accountable.

Settle the stupid melon in advance, the matter is done, Wei Li, Cui Chang is satisfied, but he doesn't know that he will definitely be able to take over in advance and remove Xiao Cui Chang's small.

I'm even more overjoyed, I eat a big bun for half a year, I just need to be beaten, there is such a good thing in the world?

If you can have big buns to eat every day, let alone a beating, please leave me a breath, you can play casually, you can fight every day.

I have to say thank you when I'm done.

This is simply sitting in a closed house, blessings come from heaven, and they come too suddenly.

Xiao Cuichang, good man!