“duang”

Xiao Cui Chang punched over, but he didn't know if he was careless, or he missed his hand, and he killed the stupid melon in one fell swoop.

It is said that after friendly negotiation, Xiao Cui Chang lost a lot of money to the stupid melon, and appeased the stupid melon's mood to be very stable, and buried the stupid melon.

It is also said that it is buried in a very good feng shui treasure land......

Because the fool had no objections, and he no longer pursued him for killing himself by mistake, so he ......

Of course, after being certified by the relevant departments, the stupid melon fell and died, but fortunately, Xiao Cui Chang found it early, so he didn't rot at home.

Another one, not long after, he successfully removed Xiao Cui Changxiao.

Since then, Dugua no longer has the trouble of firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, nor does he worry about the deliciousness of big buns, and lives a carefree and happy life in his feng shui treasure.

Everything is so perfect......

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Solemnly declare, Lao Yang is definitely not lazy.

Let's talk about it a little bit of digression, I once saw a brick family say: Now that the country is rich and strong, the existence of farmers has seriously affected the country's image and economic development.

I also saw that because of the order from above, a certain province used chicken feathers as arrows, and had a tough attitude to prevent peasants from working in the fields.

Don't you know: people are wrong for a time, and people are wrong for a year.

At the time, I thought that they didn't eat food, but recently I learned that everyone has a fixed salary, and they really don't eat it.

And because a long time ago, about thirty years ago, I had a drink with a brick family in the capital and accidentally drunk him, and the brick family said something from the heart.

He said: It hurts him to see that the motherland is not strong enough. If he had become a leader, he would have set up a special task force to wipe out all the old, weak, sick and disabled. If the country is without the drag of these people, the people will definitely be able to get rich and strong as quickly as possible. For this reason, he personally does not hesitate to leave a stench for 10,000 years.

Qian Xuantong, a master of the Republic of China, also said: If a person lives to forty and does not die, he should be shot, and if he lives again, it is a waste of food.

Of course, this master is still brazenly alive after forty years......

Hahaha, why am I so happy when I think of Master Qian being slapped in the face?

The life of the master belongs to the benefit of mankind, and people like Dugua and Lao Yang are better than returning.

In fact, Lao Yang wanted to write something with connotation at first, hoping to bring a little insignificant ...... to the disadvantaged groups What's the best word to use here?

Alas! Forget it, none of that matters.

Hey, the result is written until now, found ......

Hey, hey, hey...... It's that the clown actually meant it.

So, cut it!!

Oh, by the way, solemnly declare that the previous words are purely for the sake of the number of words in water, otherwise it will be cut in a few words, and it is easy for friends to think that my old Yang does not know water.

Actually, I'm super watery.

Moreover, I myself feel that this story is not likable, and the taboo of online articles is almost ...... (parentheses, almost crossed out) all guilty.

Believe me, it's definitely not lazy.

As for the next one, I want to think about it carefully, first of all, to ensure that the update is stable, maybe I can figure it out, and I can do it more than 30,000 a day.

The ancients: People always have to have dreams, in case they come true.

The ancients also said: If there is no dream, what is the difference between it and a salted fish.

Hmph, it's not that we blow it, it's just 30,000 a day for me......

Wait a minute, let me ask first, do any friends who read books understand the law, fantasize about it, and by the way, brag a little bit about it, it shouldn't be illegal, right?

Secondly, the content must be cool.

Hmmm, bow again and thank you friends for your support.

At this point, my friends said, do we have enough water?