Uncle Yi left helplessly.

came to Lao Yan's house: "Xie Cheng, have you offended people, otherwise why would people steal your bicycle." ”

"Uncle Yi, according to what you said, we were stolen from the car, and we are guilty, whether we are guilty or not, it is up to the police to have the final say, since you say so, then you don't have to worry about our family's affairs, we will go to the police later." Yan Jiecheng said fiercely.

"I'm not saying you're guilty, I'm saying that you've sinned against people?"

"Our Lao Yan family has always been, do our duty to be a man, do things honestly, our family never overblows, don't do things that don't conform to the rules, we want to offend people and have no place to offend!" Yan Fugui said with a serious face.

Uncle Yi: "Then don't call the police about this matter, I'm going to look for you." ”

Yan Jiecheng: "Since no one in the courtyard recognizes this matter, then you don't have to worry about it, we will find it ourselves." ”

Back in the house, "Dad, do you have any money?" Let's go buy a new bike and go to the police. ”

"Why buy a new one? Let's go to the police, won't we find it? ”

Yan Jiecheng: "I found someone who stole it, gave him the bicycle rack, and asked him to report the money for the new car, just so that our family will get a new car." ”

Yan Fugui: "Can this work?" If we don't pay for this, what will we do? ”

Yan Jiecheng: "Then let him go to jail, what else can he do, who told him to steal." ”

"Okay, the school gave me a bike ticket a year ago."

"Then let's go, buy a bike." Saying that, he walked to the state-run store with the ticket with the old pick,

When I came to the place where the state-run store sold bicycles, I looked at the row of brand-new permanent 28 bars in front of me.

"How much is the comrade bicycle, put everything that can be loaded," Yan Jiecheng said magnificently.

The salesman was stunned for a moment, and it was the first time he had met such a local tyrant's way of buying. "The bicycle is 168 yuan, the lamp is 20 fast money, the basket is 8 yuan, a total of 196 yuan and a bicycle ticket."

After issuing the invoice and paying the money, he rode the newly bought bicycle with Yan Fugui directly to the police station and stamped the bicycle for two yuan. Then I reported the case to the police.

When I returned to the courtyard, everyone was stunned, what kind of operation is this, isn't this just lost the wheel? Why don't you buy a new bike instead of a wheel?

Uncle Yi was stunned on the spot and looked at the bicycle blankly.

"Boss Yan, how did you buy a new bike?"

Yan Jiecheng: "Uncle Yi, isn't the wheel of the car stolen by a thief, why don't we buy a new one?" ”

Uncle One: "You can just buy two wheels." ”

Yan Jiecheng: "You don't need money to buy a wheel?" ”

Uncle Yi: "Don't you need money to buy a car?" ”

"You really don't need money, someone gives it." Yan Xie Cheng smiled and said.

Uncle One: "Who can pay for you to buy a bicycle?" ”

"You don't have to worry about it, of course it's to let the thief out."

"You've found the thief," the first uncle looked happy, and he thought that someone else had stolen it.

"I didn't find it, but I found it right away."

"What do you mean" Uncle Yi had a solemn expression on his face.

"Of course the police are looking for it, and we can't find this kind of professional thief. The police are the ones who catch thieves, and it's right to let the police handle this. ”

After speaking, he didn't pay attention to the uncle, pushed the new car to the door, parked it and entered the house.

Uncle Yi is still stunned in the yard, what if the police come to the stupid pillar, what will we do.

Hurriedly went to find Silly Zhu and came to Silly Zhu's house, and saw that Silly Zhu was still eating peanuts and drinking wine there.

"Silly Zhu, you know how to drink every day, your third master really called the police, whether you stole it or not, you tell the truth."

Silly Zhu said in a panic: "These three masters called the police?" Isn't there just two wheels, and the police are in charge of this? ”

"Is this a trivial matter? Two wheels for more than 30 yuan, can the police ignore it? Not to mention two wheels, even if you steal a pig's tail, you will have to be caught. Uncle Yi hated iron and said that it could not be made of steel.

Silly Zhu: "Then what should I do, no, I'll return the wheels?" ”

Uncle Yi: "It's late, I asked you just now, why didn't you say it." Now that your third master has bought a new bicycle, do you think he will still ask you for this bicycle? ”

Silly Zhu: "I didn't expect the third master to really call the police!" Didn't it all work in the hospital before? ”

"That has to be solved in the courtyard! You don't recognize it, you can't find someone who stole something, what should you do if your three masters don't call the police? Uncle Yi said speechlessly, this stupid pillar can't really be a fool.

Silly Zhu: "When I stole and no one saw me, can the police find me?" ”

"It's okay if you can't find it, but if you do, you'll have to be locked up."

Silly Zhu: "If I go to recognize the third master now, I won't easily spare me, let's wait for the police, the police may not be able to catch me when they come." ”

Uncle Yi: "Have you thought about it, what if I really catch you?" ”

Stupid Zhu: "If you catch it, you can catch it, what else can I do, the police can still shoot me, and if it weren't for the three masters selling you two chickens for seventeen yuan, I wouldn't be able to go to his car!" ”

"I really regret telling you this, didn't I say we were going to buy it last time? It's not like people forced us to buy it."

Uncle Yi regretted it very much in his heart, but he didn't expect this stupid pillar to be a stunned young man.

At that time, they just complained and asked them to remember their personal feelings, and they would be better to themselves when they were old in the future.

I really didn't expect Silly Zhu to retaliate back, it's still such a stupid way.

They were talking when the police came in.

"You are He Yuzhu, are you selling the two wheels of the bicycle repair shop opposite Hongxing Elementary School?" Said one of the policemen.

"What happened to me selling it?" Silly Zhu thought that he had found it all here, so let's tell the truth.

"What's the matter, come with us, someone reported that the bicycle wheel was lost."

"I'm just joking around with the three masters of our hospital. Do you think I'll buy his car back and send it over? Don't arrest me. Silly Zhu said with a good attitude.

"It's not a joke, it's not up to you. Let's go to the police station and make a note. As he spoke, he grabbed the stupid pillar and walked out of the courtyard.

Everyone looked at the stupid pillar who was taken away and wondered, what bad things did this stupid pillar do.

Uncle Yi walked out, "Everyone is gone, this is a misunderstanding, and the stupid pillar will come back in a while." ”

Everyone doesn't believe it very much, how can they be arrested if they misunderstand, this will be very good, and there is no one stealing anything in the whole street, except for this quadrangle with two.

An uncle came to Yan Fugui's house: "His three uncles were arrested by the police. ”

Yan Fugui: "It's not a bad thing to be arrested." ”

"The stupid pillar was arrested, how can it not be considered a bad thing?"

"Why did the police arrest him, why didn't they come to arrest me."

Uncle Yi thought in his heart that Yan Fugui must have done it on purpose, just to be angry with me.