Chapter Twenty-Five: The Whole House Assembly for the Foolish Pillar

"Maybe the police misunderstood that Silly Zhu stole your bike."

Yan Fugui: "That's better, isn't it okay for Silly Zhu to clear up the misunderstanding in the past?" ”

Uncle Yi: "Why don't you and I go to the police station to see if we can bring people back." ”

"Uncle Yi, he didn't commit a crime, he doesn't need to be brought back, the police will send him back to clear the misunderstanding." Yan Jiecheng said with a smile.

"Even if he steals your two wheels, it will have to be solved in our yard! Can you really put him in jail? ”

Yan Jiecheng: "We also want to solve it in the courtyard, but the stupid pillar refuses!" If he had admitted it in the morning, he wouldn't have been able to get to this point, would he? ”

"So what do you say?"

"It's not about what we do, it's about what the police say we should do." Yan Jiecheng said speechlessly, and after speaking, he ignored Uncle Yi and went home directly.

Uncle Yi looked at Yan Jiecheng's departing back, gritted his teeth for a while, this old Yan family is really not a thing, they all begged them like this, and they still didn't agree. I'll have to go to the deaf old lady and see what the old lady can do.

Come to the old lady and tell the old lady about it.

"You go to the police station to see if you can be private, try not to delay the time, if the factory knows, it is not good for the stupid pillar."

After coming out of the deaf old lady, Uncle Yi went directly to the police station.

"Comrade, when will He Yuzhu be able to go home?" Uncle Yi asked.

"If you have a letter of understanding from the other party, you can criticize and educate and go back tomorrow night."

Uncle Yi: "Thank you, I'll go back and get the letter of understanding right away." ”

The first uncle returned to the courtyard and came to Yan Fugui's house, "His third uncle, can you write an explanation book for the pillar?" ”

Yan Fugui took the invoice for buying a bicycle to an uncle: "Uncle He, you can report the money to us first, and there is also a bicycle ticket." ”

Uncle Yi picked up the invoice and looked at it: "This is too much, didn't the pillar steal the wheels of the two of you?" Why don't I ask him to buy two new ones for your house? ”

"Uncle Yi, what are you telling jokes? Is this a matter of two wheels? He's stealing, and besides, if he doesn't steal our bikes, can we buy bikes? Yan Jiecheng said.

Uncle One: "Don't you still have a shelf?" Let him buy you two wheels to put on, no, you can also ride."

Yan Jiecheng: "Give him the car frame, we don't need it, just let him give us the money and tickets for our car,"

Uncle Yi returned to the deaf old lady's house and told the old lady about the request of the Yan family.

"Give them to them, who told the pillar to steal the wheels of other people's cars. Alas! ”

"Okay, I'll go back and get the money and tickets." After the first uncle finished speaking, he went home directly, took the money and tickets, and handed them to Yan Fugui.

Yan Fugui wrote a letter of understanding to your uncle and handed it to the first uncle.

Uncle Yi took the letter of understanding written by Yan Fugui and ran to the police station to hand it over to the police.

"Okay, He Yuzhu can go back tomorrow night, you go home and wait."

Yan Fugui, the old Yan family: "I really earned a new car." ”

Yan Jiecheng: "Then you have to thank Silly Zhu." ”

"Why am I thanking him? I have to thank him for stealing our car? Yan Fugui said indignantly.

"If he hadn't stolen our car, our family wouldn't have been able to change to a new car! In order to thank him, he must be given a general assembly. Yan Jiecheng said with a wicked smile.

"This is okay, I'll go to Lao Liu to discuss the meeting tomorrow night." Saying that, Yan Fugui left.

On the morning of the second day of junior high school, I came to the rolling mill and first inspected the circuits of each workshop, and then returned to the office to continue to fish and chat.

When I went to the canteen to eat at noon, the workers heard that the stupid pillar of the canteen had stolen the neighbor's car and entered it.

This look is Xu Damao's masterpiece, yesterday Xu Damao spent the New Year at his parents' house, and when he came back at night, he knew that the stupid pillar had entered the bureau, and he began to publicize the stupid pillar at work.

In the afternoon, I continued to fish, the workers had just come to work, there was not much work, and the supply of raw materials had not kept up.

When I got home from work in the evening, I heard Yan Fugui say that Uncle Yi brought the stupid pillar back.

"Dad, will you notify them of the whole house meeting?"

"Your second uncle has gone to inform you, let's eat first, and after eating, we will go to the middle courtyard for a meeting." Yan Fugui said seriously.

After eating, the family came to the middle courtyard, the second uncle and the first uncle and Yan Fugui sat behind the table, Silly Zhu and Yan Jiecheng stood in the middle, and the residents of the courtyard were sitting below.

The second uncle knocked on the table a few times: "Today's all-courtyard meeting is mainly about a thief in our compound, or a thief, just the night before yesterday, Silly Zhu stole Yan Jiecheng's bicycle, Silly Zhu, why did you steal other people's cars?" ”

Silly Zhu said with an indifferent face: "Why did I steal his car, their family sold it to an uncle for seventeen yuan and two chickens, and the vegetable market only cost more than a dollar, and their family is black-hearted, I stole his house to make an uncle angry." ”

After the stupid pillar finished speaking, the following discussions all thought that the old Yan chickens were expensive, and the faces of the old man sitting on it were green, thinking in his heart that this stupid pillar was really a fool, you stole the chicken and pulled me, how can I talk to you.

Yan Jiecheng said with a calm face: "First of all, it's not that our family wants to sell a big man's chicken, it's that an uncle has to buy our chicken at twice the price." You said that the vegetable market costs more than a dollar and a chicken, so I'll give you 30 yuan, and you can buy me 20 chickens and come back. ”

Silly Zhu said with a confused face: "Why don't you give me a ticket just to give me money, how can you buy a ticket if you don't have a ticket." ”

Yan Jiecheng: "Silly pillar, are you really stupid or fake stupid, and you buy chickens and ask for tickets, and our family doesn't need tickets to buy chickens?" ”

Silly Zhu: "That won't use so much money!" Seventeen yuan for two, and a chicken is eight yuan and five cents. It's just that the ticket is exchanged for money, and a chicken is only three yuan. ”

Yan Jiecheng: "Can you buy an old hen that lays eggs for three yuan?" I'll give you thirty dollars, and you'll buy ten. ”

"If you can't lay eggs, it's all a chicken, and it's all stewed and eaten." Silly Zhu said scoundrelly.

Yan Jiecheng: "The key is that our chicken is not bought to eat, it is kept to lay eggs, just now you said that you are angry with the uncle, then I want to ask the uncle, what are you angry about?" Our family forced you to buy my chickens? ”

Uncle Yi hurriedly said: "I bought it voluntarily, and I'm not angry, don't listen to stupid nonsense." ”

Silly Zhu: "Even if an uncle voluntarily bought it, then your family is not authentic eight yuan and five chickens, and it is not so expensive anywhere." ”

Yan Jiecheng: "Who said that we sold an uncle for eight yuan and five chickens, and our family sold it to an uncle at the original price." ”

Silly Zhu: "It's impossible for an uncle to say, two chickens that I bought for seventeen yuan." ”

Yan Jiecheng: "Silly pillar, if you work in the rolling mill, if you don't pay your salary, are you willing?" ”

Silly Zhu: "Of course I don't want to, I worked, why don't you give me a salary"

Yan Jiecheng: "You have to have money to work, and people in our family can work without money?" ”