Silly Zhu asked with a puzzled face, "What are you doing at home?" ”

"Our family bought these two chickens for eight yuan and five, one is four yuan and two cents and five cents, right?"

Silly Zhu: "Yes! ”

"Then our family bought it and raised it for three months, that is, 90 days, this feeding chickens, cleaning the chicken coop, this work is done by our family, reconciliation, two people have worked for 90 days, one person gives four yuan, is it much? Our family bought more than four yuan of chickens, and more than four yuan was transferred to an uncle, who just gave our family a salary for raising chickens for 90 days, with an average of less than five cents a day, why is our family dark? ”

Silly Zhu said anxiously, "Then your chickens still lay eggs, why don't you give eggs to an uncle." ”

"You're still pulling poop in the toilet, why don't you let the toilet digit and transport the poop you pulled to your house."

Everyone laughed when they heard this, and Xu Damao sat down below and followed suit.

Silly Zhu said angrily: "Uncle Yi gave the salary, why can't the eggs laid by the uncle be given to Uncle Yi." ”

Yan Jiecheng looked at the stupid pillar like a fool: "The food for feeding the chickens, raising chickens occupies our family's place, how can this be calculated?" ”

Silly Zhu: "Then you go to buy pork, and people ask you for the money to raise pigs?" ”

Yan Jiecheng was speechless: "If I buy pork, I buy one catty, and it will be one catty, and it won't become two catties, right?" But how big our chickens were when they were bought, and how big they were when they were sold to an uncle, don't you know if others know? When I got it back, you saw that you killed this chicken again, and you are playing stupid with me here? ”

Silly Zhu is ready to play a scoundrel: "Then who knows, I haven't weighed it." ”

"When I bought a chicken, it was about three catties, and when the first uncle took it, it was about five catties, and you went to buy ten catties of pork and gave people six catties of pork, would you do business?"

Uncle Yi said expressionlessly: "Okay, this matter is the fault of the stupid pillar, there is no need to discuss it." Silly Zhu, hurry up and apologize to your three masters. ”

"I don't need him to apologize, he didn't do anything wrong."

Everyone in the audience talked about it, this is not wrong, this is all stealing cars...

Yan Jiecheng hurriedly said: "Aren't thieves stealing things? For a normal person, stealing is a wrong thing, but for a thief, stealing is a normal thing, and a stupid pillar is a thief, and stealing is a normal thing for him. ”

Qin Huairu wanted to help Silly Zhu speak, but was stopped by Jia Zhang's and whispered, "No matter what our family's affairs do, what do you care, take care of yourself." ”

Uncle Yi looked at the discussion below, and no one spoke for the stupid pillar, so he hurriedly said: "Don't say that, the stupid pillar is stupid, he didn't want to open it, he drilled the horns of the bull, what is a thief is not a thief, and it will not have a good impact on our compound if it is passed out." ”

Xu Damao finally saw the stupid pillar eating deflated, and the uncle wanted to be with the mud again, so he hurriedly said: "What will have a bad impact on our compound, we are us, the stupid pillar is the stupid pillar, and the stupid pillar who steals things is not us." ”

Silly Zhu saw that Xu Damao also came out to scold himself: "Xu Damao, are you looking for a fight?" said that he was going to beat Xu Damao.

Uncle Yi hurriedly stood up and grabbed the stupid pillar: "Pillar, don't do it, and Xu Damao has you, you sit down for me." ”

"Okay, don't talk about it, the stupid pillar stole your car, didn't I already pay a new bike for your family? What else do you want? Uncle Yi turned his head to Yan Jiecheng and said.

"He stole my car, I should be compensated, we are talking about the stupid pillar stealing now, stealing things is not punishable?"

The second uncle looked upright: "Then punish the stupid pillar to sweep the yard for a month." ”

Silly Zhu's face was full of indignation, "Why! I've paid him all for it. ”

"Just because you stole something, just because you have brought bad atmosphere in our compound, how many years have we been in our courtyard, and not a single needle has been lost," the second uncle said and knocked on the table with a tea jar.

"Okay, I'll punish this stupid pillar for sweeping the yard for a month, this is the first and last time." After saying that, the uncle turned around and went back to the house.

"Let's all disperse, take care of your family and children when you go back, don't chew your tongue everywhere." After speaking, the second master also left.

Yan Bugui: "Don't look at it, let's go back too." As he spoke, he led the way home.

"Thief, you thief who steals, bah, bah, bah," Xu Damao saw that the stupid pillar was coming, and hurriedly ran home, followed by Lou Xiao'e.

Silly Zhu said fiercely: "Xu Damao, I will clean you up sooner or later, you wait for me." ”

Back at home, Yan Bugui sat at the table and drank tea": "Solution! You don't give face to the stupid pillar today, be careful that he stumbles on you, he is a bastard, and he doesn't care about anything. ”

"What stumbling block he can give me, at most he will shake a spoon and me off, and I will report it to him." Yan Jiefang said confidently.

"What do you report him, at most he brings a leftovers, so your leaders will also care?"

"What leftovers, you all listened to him, did you open the lunch box and see it?"

Yan Bugui's face was full of questions: "Isn't it?" ”

"That cook brings leftovers? It's all just out of the pot, the leader entertains guests, a whole stewed chicken just comes out of the pot, he can cut it into a third and put it into a lunch box, you say this can be regarded as leftovers? ”

"Then you don't care?"

"Hey! Who cares if it's a whole one, and no one looks at it! Isn't that a loss of face? ”

"Isn't the food of Lao Jia's family better than ours?" Yan Bugui's face was incredulous.

"What do you think, if you don't say it, no cooks in the world can starve to death, especially a chef with good skills."

"That's right, don't talk about him, Jiefang will graduate this year, what do you think is better for him to do? Why don't you go to your factory and do an apprenticeship? ”

Yan Jiecheng thought for a while: "The salary of the apprentice is too low, and he has to work for three years before he can become a regular, or let him learn to play movies, he can learn it in a few months, and the work is easy." ”

"The projectionist can do this, but he can't either! There is only one projectionist Xu Damao in your factory, but he definitely won't teach his disciples. Yan Fugui said and took a few sips of tea.

"Let's see when the time comes, it's still a few months away."

In the middle courtyard of Silly Zhu's house, Silly Zhu was drinking wine and eating peanuts, and Qin Huairu was standing aside and looking at Silly Zhu

"Now everyone in the factory knows that you are stealing, and this morning, Xu Damao shouted everywhere as soon as he went to work."

Silly Zhu glanced at Qin Huairu: "Don't worry, there is an unlucky day for him, we'll see." ”

"You're still like this, and you've forgotten the lesson just now." Qin Huairu said helplessly.

"Don't worry, I won't steal from him, I have a way to cure him."