My name is Meng Xilian, I am Meng Po, I don't want to do it anymore.

My mother is the mistress of Hades and is very beautiful. Hades is abusive, there are a lot of women, and there are countless illegitimate children, my mother has helped me get this position by virtue of decades of heartfelt service to Hades, although it is a little ghost, but she thinks that it is the best way out I can get in this life, and threatened me three or four times, no matter how hard I do, I am not allowed to resign willfully, because she is already old, and she is not capable of blowing the pillow wind in front of Hades.

I know that I don't have much ability, and Meng Po is still terrified of this position, let alone a magnificent cause. But at this moment, this kid in front of me is the first and first reason why I want to resign, and he refuses to drink the Meng Po soup I boiled. In other words, now the underworld has also begun to evaluate, and the soul has to evaluate the service of each Meng Po after crossing the Nai He Bridge, and Meng Po, who has a comprehensive score of less than 60 points every month, will not only have to deduct her salary, but also be called by the director of the prison to talk, saying that it is good to talk about her heart, but in fact it is a reprimand. Because the bonus of each employee on the bridge is closely related to Meng Po's comprehensive score, I have to clamp my tail and be a person every quarter assessment.

Now it's not like a few decades ago, in the past, Meng Po was only responsible for boiling soup and was a casual cook, but the new era of Meng Po assumed the responsibility of dying comfort in the underworld, and Hades has pointed out in a new round of meetings that Meng Po should improve the quality of service, improve the level of service, and do their best to make every soul who crosses the Nai He Bridge "voluntary and satisfied". For the sake of this sentence, the poor Meng Po also had to go to the few days off to concentrate on training dying comfort words and techniques, participate in makeup training classes, and have regular exams every quarter.

I really didn't want to do it anymore, I looked at the bear child in front of me who had broken three bowls, and I felt like my mammary glands were all overgrown. Due to the slowdown in the economic growth of the underworld, the think tank around Hades kept pace with the times, and put forward the concept of reducing costs and increasing efficiency, controlling the cost of raw materials for cooking soup in the Naihe Bridge department, the soup is getting lighter and lighter, and the seasoning is getting less and less, and the only good taste that can trick the souls to drink the soup is gone, I thought desperately, can't I kneel. Thinking so, I really knelt at the bear child's feet, my eyes were level with him, "Little handsome guy, if you drink this bowl of soup, my sister has a bear toy for you to play with!" ”

Fortunately, the underworld is still humane, and has allocated a sum of money for black and white impermanence to purchase gifts, and my area is in charge of white impermanence, but he is too old-fashioned! Bear dolls? What do children like now, can he Baidu it? It's a pity that he is still very arbitrary, and he does not listen to my advice on purchasing Ultraman, car models or Lego, and insists that bear dolls are suitable for both boys and girls, and maybe he can capture the hearts of girls, which is more cost-effective. I rolled my eyes to the sky, and sure enough, the bear kid threw the bear doll aside without even thinking about it.

My assistant brought the fourth bowl of Meng Po soup, and I quickly put it on the shelf, but don't break it again. I forgot to mention that there are outsourced employees in the underworld, and my assistant is. The bull-headed horse face is responsible for collecting frail and dying humans in the hospital, asking them for their opinions, whether they are willing to go out of their bodies in their sleep, work part-time ghost errands, and if they perform well during the probationary period, they can avoid the pain of reincarnation. There are really many people who have been fooled into believing and come to the underworld to be assistants. In my opinion, whether you are bitter or not does not depend on whether you are a human being or a ghost, and whether you are bitter or not depends on whether you need to work or not. They are still too young.

I lay down in my office chair and looked at the big clock above me. This year's new regulations of Nai He Bridge, in principle, should not exceed one hour for each soul, otherwise there is a problem with the work attitude, and there is reason to suspect that Meng Po is passive and slacking off. This bear kid has already spent forty minutes on me, and I'm exhausted, forget it, let's make an appointment, I can't kill my head, it's a big deal that I don't want this quarter's bonus.

In the dimness, my forehead was flicked, and I opened my eyes, and it was the most beautiful of the ten yin differences, and I knew that black and white impermanence, bull and horse face, liked her. She doesn't have to wear a uniform like us, she takes on the role of a disciplinary inspector, although it is a survey post, but it is also easy and leisurely. I don't know when the cry of the bear child disappeared, looking at her stunned, she smiled softly, took the little kid, and began to feed him Meng Po soup. The little kid was very different from just now, obedient and well-behaved, and I was vomiting blood from the sidelines. After the child drank the last drop, without crying or making trouble, I quickly asked the assistant to lead him across the bridge. Finally, I finished another thing, and it was not far from the end of work. Night Tour is good-looking, good-tempered, helpful, kind-hearted, and honestly if I were a man, I would love her too. This is also the most frustrating part of me, when your rival is too perfect, you don't even have a reason to be jealous.