Chapter 2 Eating
I have a secret, I like my fiancé who travels at night, Cui Ziyu, the judge of the Yin Law Division. Speaking of which, he is also a magical person, Cui Ziyu suffered from cancer before his death, and was persuaded by Niu Tou to come to the underworld to do outsourcing. However, Hades has rules, outsourcing generally cannot hold important positions, and after death, he can only start as an assistant. But Cui Ziyu relied on his pen and a three-inch tongue to make the black and white impermanence of the rich and rich five cars speechless, and it is said that the king of Hades, who had seen the world at that time, was stunned and promoted him exceptionally.
But I heard my mother say that Hades is a guy who looks at faces, so maybe he fell in love with Cui Ziyu's face, because although I can't certify his incredible talent as rumored in the market, every time I see his face, I can't help but have my heart pounding and my blood pressure rising. Cui Ziyu's dark eyebrows and starry eyes, structured nose bones, and smooth jaw really make a group of female ghosts willing to give birth to monkeys for him, and I am no exception.
After coming back to his senses in a trance, Yeyou smiled softly at me, "It's time to get off work, Ameng is going to eat together?" It's a beautiful smile, even if Yeyou never remembers my name clearly, only calls me Ah Meng, I am willing to be friends with her, after all, the underworld is the same as the interpersonal relationship in the yang world, and the people who are good to you on the surface are enough to be friends. Of course, more importantly, Cui Ziyu will also come to have dinner together.
Speaking of eating, among so many prefecture staff, I hate Zhong Kui of the Evil Division for no other reason, just because he loves to eat evil ghosts. At every year-end summary meeting, he sat alone at a table, and took out the bloody demon limbs from the sleeves of the bulging python robe and feasted on them, which made me so sick to watch. But Cui Ziyu and other cultural people are different, and their dinner tables are all ordinary ghosts who think about the yang offerings. I pondered whether I preferred to worship or Cui Ziyu in my heart, and I couldn't help but shout, "What to eat today, what to eat today!"
"Today's four cases of black-haired pork, four steamed buns, and four plates of apples were all sent by Hades himself." Wei Zheng, who appreciated the good division, had a gloomy face as he answered. The living people are doing fewer and fewer good deeds, Wei Zheng has no work to do, and even the status of the reward department has repeatedly declined, the collection and distribution of tribute is not under his control, and he is also in contact with Zhong Kui every day, but some time ago, the two quarreled in front of the king of Hades for this year's performance distribution, and he was not allowed to be valued by the king of Hades, so he was forced to take over the thankless work of the tribute warehouse management, and it was easy to cause trouble behind it, so he was a little disheartened, but he got closer to Cui Ziyu, who was a gentleman on weekdays.
I knew his distress, ignoring his face, and glanced at Cui Ziyu tentatively, he had lost a lot of weight recently, all because of the novelty of the electronic life and death book issued by the Ghost Heavenly Court. Originally, there was a book of the living, a book of the dead, and the soul of the dead looked directly at the book of life and death, and at the moment of life and death, the merits and misfortunes could automatically appear on the paper. I DON'T KNOW WHICH SKILLED CRAFTSMAN HAS A WHIMSICAL IDEA, AND THE ABOVE ADMONITION SAID THAT BASED ON THE NUMBER OF LIVING PEOPLE IN THE YANG WORLD IS CLOSE TO THE EDGE OF OVERLOAD, IN ORDER TO SAVE ENERGY AND REDUCE EMISSIONS, CREATE A SUITABLE LIVING ENVIRONMENT, AND CONTROL THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE URGENTLY, THE ABOVE LISTENED, THERE IS NO ONE BEFORE AND AFTER THE GREAT GOOD THINGS FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE EARTH, SO HE ORDERED THE YIN LAW DIVISION TO USE EXCEL TO MANUALLY REGISTER HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DEAD SOUL INFORMATION IN THE LIFE AND DEATH BOOK, SO AS TO FACILITATE THE NUMBER OF STATISTICS, FORMULATE STANDARDS, AND COLLECT THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE FULL OF EVIL FOR A FEW YEARS IN ADVANCE.
With thousands of lines above and a needle below, the Yin Law Division is crazy about expanding and outsourcing, and it is difficult to complete the unrealistic KPIs of the Heavenly Court, and some data will be wrong, and there are not a few people who suddenly die in the yang world.
Cui Ziyu has also been criticized by the king of Hades for his incompetence in the past two days, and his appetite is lacking. Yeyou diligently arranged chopsticks and vegetables for the two of them, Cui Ziyu still smiled at her tiredly and gently, I stared at him a little stupidly, he glanced at me lightly, and avoided his gaze. The dessert turned out to be a Western-style crispy muffin, and I couldn't wait to take a bite, and the cream hung on the corner of my mouth, and so on. I was scrambling to find a napkin, and Cui Ziyu got a napkin out of nowhere and pushed it to me. I glanced over to the other side of the night tour, she was comforting Wei Zheng, not paying attention to the two of us. I was about to say thank you, but I found that Cui Ziyu looked as usual, already chewing slowly, and didn't look at me.