004 Damn, I deceived him again
Lin San quickly turned around and took two steps back, and a Taoist priest with a face like jade was standing at the door and looking over, his eyes full of disgust and disappointment.
I saw that his eyebrows were like green willows, his eyes were like morning stars, his lips were like vermilion, his face was frosty, he was holding a long sword in his hand, and he was wearing a soap-colored robe.
He actually has the warmth of a man and the beauty of a woman at the same time.
To be honest, Lin San has seen the stunning characters of "Bai Gu" and "Shaofei", whose appearance is best in both categories of men and women, but he has never seen anyone who can control these two styles at the same time. If you insist on picking one out in your previous life to compare with it, only the short-haired Chun brother who is twenty years old can fight.
Although Lin San is now disfigured, the original owner's appearance is quite resistant, otherwise he would not be caught by the saint Tang Sai'er at a glance, and he would have to snatch it back to be the master of the village.
Therefore, Lin San, who inherited the body of the original owner, inexplicably rejected this kind of man who was more handsome than him.
Looking down, I found that this Taoist priest's chest muscles were slightly exaggerated, with a small waist, a slender lower body, and a figure ratio of seven or three, and at a glance, I knew that it was a woman dressed as a man.
Lin San breathed a sigh of relief, and most of his hostility disappeared.
The Taoist priest frowned and looked at Lin San, staring at his dark face with disgust, his red lips were slightly curled, he looked like he wanted to cry and laugh but he couldn't bear it, and his white little face was red.
Lin San knew that this Taoist priest had committed the common problem of judging people by appearance, and he was secretly annoyed in his heart, but after thinking about it, he was new to the city, and he was not familiar with the place, so he couldn't see this woman in general, in case she was a hard stubble, wouldn't it be humiliating to start it?
So he arched his hand and said: "Ugly can't be ridiculed, Xiaodao Chief, cry if you want to cry, laugh if you want to laugh." ”
As soon as he heard this, the little Taoist priest couldn't help it anymore, giggled, then quickly suppressed his laughter, and arched his hand: "It's rude, in fact, I have read poetry and books in the next place, and I don't easily laugh at people's shortcomings, and I don't know how I can't hold back my ...... today."
Her voice is as clear as the ding dong of a mountain spring, crisp as a yellow finch chirping, it sounds very comfortable, and it is very recognizable, and she knows that she is a woman when she hears it.
has such obvious feminine characteristics and has to dress as a man, this hand covers her ears and steals the bell beautifully.
Lin San rolled his eyes, replied, "It's okay", pretended that he didn't see that she was a woman, and raised his hand to ask: "This mirror is very weird, can the Taoist chief solve my confusion..."
The Taoist priest moved into the small temple, trying not to look at Lin San's ugly face, but he still felt panicked in his heart, so he moved to the side again, and then said:
"It is impossible to determine when the bronze mirror appeared here. At first, everyone thought it was an ordinary bronze mirror and didn't care. There are also people who want to take the bronze mirror away and keep it for themselves, but they can't move it. About 30 years ago, a 100-year-old man came here to burn incense and make a vow, and accidentally picked up a bronze mirror. So everyone speculated that this mirror was a longevity mirror, and people who did not have a long life could not move it. ”
"Later, a young descendant of Huangzhou heard the news, and rushed all the way to this place to measure his life, and sure enough, he picked up the bronze mirror very easily, and when the young descendant was about to leave, a human face appeared in the bronze mirror, and he spoke out of his mouth, giving birth to three options to get ahead......
"Soon after, the fruit rose like a comet and became the number one master of martial arts in the world, crisscrossing the desert outside the country, with five peaks and three rivers, which was really glamorous for a while."
"But within a few years, the next life disappeared from the rivers and lakes......"
After this incident, the bronze mirror became famous, and there was an endless stream of people who came here to measure their longevity and make wishes, and there were even more longevity people who took this mirror away and tried to take it for themselves. But these people, without exception, soon broke their families, and the bronze mirror disappeared and reappeared in the small temple. ”
"Since then, few people have had the idea of this bronze mirror......"
The Taoist priest talked for a long time, but he didn't hear Lin San's response, and when he looked sideways, he saw that the latter's gaze had been wandering back and forth in several of his vital parts, and he immediately felt disgusted.
Seeing Lin San's playful expression, the Taoist priest was about to draw half of his sword, and said angrily: "Why is Brother Tai like this? ”
Lin San hurriedly retracted his gaze, raised his head and asked, "Little Daoist, what's the matter?" ”
As he spoke, his gaze still involuntarily fell on the slender jade neck of this Taoist priest.
Smooth as jade, no Adam's apple.
Hearing Lin San expose the rudeness so lightly, the Taoist priest obviously couldn't accept it, and glared at him with anger in his eyes: "Don't look at indecent things, don't you think it's rude?" ”
Don't you think...... Lin San suddenly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's really Xiaodao's appearance, which can be called the dragon and phoenix among people, I can't help but look at it twice, it's rude." ”
"That's right, where did you just go, go on, go on."
The Taoist priest's face softened slightly when he heard this, turned his head away, and continued to tell the story.
Through this woman's mouth, Lin San gradually understood the functions and precautions of the Immortal Demon Mirror, which were summarized into three points.
First, ordinary people can't take away the fairy magic mirror, and it is impossible to make the fairy magic mirror open;
Second, even if someone can take away the Immortal Magic Mirror, it will return here quickly, and the person who takes away the Immortal Magic Mirror will also face great danger;
Third, as long as the corresponding price is paid, the Immortal Demon Mirror can meet all the wishes of ordinary people.
This is indeed a good baby, but it is a treasure that I can't afford to use...... Lin San nodded, and asked instead, "I just heard from the person in the mirror that the little Taoist seems to have played with it... Pit it it too? ”
The Taoist priest blushed, glanced over, and said angrily: "What's the matter with you?" ”
After that, he turned around and went to the quiet room on the left, and he didn't see any movement from her, the long sword snapped on the ground at the door, and the blade trembled, and a cold voice came from inside: "Cross this sword, die!" ”
Cut, if you don't cross, you won't cross!
Lin San pursed his lips, picked up the bronze mirror and went to the quiet room on the right, shouting at the mirror:
"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, I'm here to send you Shouyuan."
As soon as the words fell, the surface of the bronze mirror was flooded, and the two-skin face quickly formed, and a pair of big eyes stared at him angrily.
Lin San laughed: "Let's make a deal, if you answer my three questions, I will give you the previous year's birthday, and give you an extra year's birthday, how about it?" ”
"Really?!" Erpi's face seemed to be a little moved, and he looked at him suspiciously, "You won't play any tricks again, will you?" ”
Lin San raised two fingers and said with a stern expression: "I can swear." ”
Erpi gritted his teeth and said, "No! You swear like a fart, I can't believe it. ”
"So what do you say?" Lin San spread his hands and said with a regretful face: "It's a pity, I originally thought that after you answered my three questions, I would take you out of here, expand some business for you, and see the scenery outside... Now it seems that I was self-inflicted. ”
Hearing this, Erpi's face was obviously not calm, and he said hurriedly: "If you are willing to take me out, I will no longer ask for your Shouyuan, and I can answer your three questions."
"It's a deal!"
Negotiated and reached.
Lin San thought for a while: "The first question, what conditions do you need to take you out; Why did those people take you and die? Also, why do you always run back on your own? ”
Erpi looked at him silently, and wanted to say that these were three questions, not one problem, and finally replied: "Only ordinary people with a longevity over 95 years old can take me, and if the longevity of my life is less than 95, his family will be ruined, and I will return here." ”
Lin San nodded, "The second question, are you a human or a ghost, why are you trapped in the mirror, what is the use of you asking for Shouyuan, and what kind of wish did the Taoist priest next door make to you......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw a long sword shoot out of the air and stick a foot in front of him.
Lin San was so frightened that he jumped three feet high, and quickly changed his words: "Ahem... Mirror senior, the last one doesn't need to answer. ”
Erpi shook his head: "I can't tell you the first two, if I say it, it will bring you death, as for what is the use of my Shouyuan, it shouldn't be difficult to guess, right?" ”
Lin San nodded, it was indeed not difficult to guess, so he put down the mirror, sat cross-legged on the futon, and groaned.
Seeing that Lin San had no problems, Erpi's face suddenly panicked a little: "Hey, why don't you ask the third question?" ”
"I'm done."
Damn, deceived by this stinky boy again! I know that this guy can't be trusted...... Erpi's face was angry, his eyes widened, and he almost wanted to breathe fire.
Lin Sanwan smiled, and before Erpi's face burst out with dirty words, he added: "Don't worry, senior, I will take you away." ”
"Hmph, count you as acquaintances!" Erpi's face snorted coldly, the mirror rippled, and the human face disappeared.