005 The stranger is like jade, and the son's waist is very thin
Under the green hills, the green water flows.
Outside the blue sky, there are thousands of white clouds.
The breeze slowly swept through the crystal clear stream, blowing the folds on Qin Yueyan's skirt, blowing the hair that fell down her forehead, and flying back and forth.
Since two days ago, she is no longer wearing a Taoist robe, but a white robe, with a men's sword hilt on her head, quite a "strange person is like jade, and the son is unparalleled in the world".
In front of her.
Lin San, who was bandaged and looked like a mummy, with only two eyes exposed, pillowed his arms and lay straight on the grass by the river, staring straight at the sky with wide eyes, dumbfounded.
It's been two days since he came into this world.
Even after two days, he still couldn't believe where he was and what was going on.
Within a radius of 100 miles, officers and soldiers are guarding all intersections, and a carpet search is being carried out with the small temple as the center.
In other words, because the original owner's appearance before and after the disfigurement had been seen by the officers and soldiers, he was now unable to fly.
What's more, he killed two officers and soldiers two days ago, and this matter is simply not good.
And the Immortal Demon Mirror can't give any way to get out of trouble for free.
Even if it is an equivalent exchange, the cost of getting out of trouble here can be as high as 50 years of life.
But it's not just this that makes Lin Sanjiao burn, but also the beautiful tomboy behind him.
In the past two days, no matter where he goes, this tomboy will follow him, and he will follow him, not follow him.
Lin San initially suspected that she was following him for the Immortal Demon Mirror, but after throwing the Immortal Demon Mirror to her, things did not change, and she still followed closely behind.
If it was just tracking, Lin San wouldn't be so scorching. The point is that this woman's martial arts are extremely high and fierce, as long as his gaze stays on sensitive parts such as her chest for more than three seconds, she will immediately incur a severe beating.
For both days, he was numb.
even once suspected that the "three days later, the catastrophe of life and death" mentioned by the Immortal Demon Mirror came from this woman who didn't know her name, not the officers and soldiers.
Qin Yueyan hesitated for a moment, and said in a very soft voice: "Brother Lin, please don't give up, there is no endless road, you will definitely think of a way to get out of trouble." ”
Lin San glanced at her, rubbed his bandaged skull, and said angrily, "Of course God won't cut me off, but you will!" ”
A trace of embarrassment flashed on Qin Yueyan's face, and she immediately said, "Who told you to look at you indiscriminately... When I was going down the mountain, Master specially warned me, "Female... When a man goes out, he must protect himself, and anyone who dares to be rude to me will gouge out his eyeballs. I... I've shown mercy to your men. ”
"Oh?" Lin Sanyi got up and approached Qin Yueyan: "Then I have to thank you?" ”
"No, no, as long as you don't look around, I won't hit you again..."
Lin San was angry: "You are a man, I will not lose a piece of meat at a glance, if you look so good-looking, you are not allowed to look at it?" Still going to be beaten after watching it? Hit so hard? Is there still an axiom? Is there still a royal law? ”
The question mark five times came to her face, Qin Yueyan retreated again and again, speechless, lowered her head and threw the fairy magic mirror back, turned around, and floated back to the small temple on the top of the mountain like stepping on the wind.
Lin San picked up the fairy magic mirror, looked at the slender back in the distance, pinched the mummy's chin and pondered.
Xu is because of the constant conflict in the past two days, the relationship between the two quickly pulled in, and he found that this girl is actually not so cold, but she is extremely principled, and as soon as she stares at her for more than three seconds, she will punch her.
This made Lin San, who was accustomed to paying attention to beautiful women, suffer from the devastation of "One Punch Super Girl".
He is a person from later generations, how can he have the habit of "not looking at indecent things", which man in later generations sees a beautiful woman who is not eager to stare at the key parts and scan back and forth, and at the same time secretly evaluates the size, size, and touch in his heart, and then all the mosaic pictures that appear in his head are mosaic.
What's more, even the names of the children have been decided.
Lin San felt that he was already very good, and he only stayed at the stage of paying attention to the salute, and did not think nonsense.
That's it, and he was still mummified by this girl.
How could he not be angry?
Fortunately, this girl didn't kill her, and she knew to bandage him after the fight. Otherwise, it would be absolutely impossible for Lin San to return to this broken place, even if he lost fifty years of life, he would have slipped away long ago.
In the past two days, the scene that happened the most was that the girl was bandaging him while staring at other people's good figures. So after the bandaging was finished, he was beaten again, and after the beating, he continued to bandage; Then he couldn't help but continue to watch, and after the bandaging was finished, he continued to fight...
A wonderful, yet nightmarish cycle.
That's how he was beaten out of his mummified outfit.
"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world." Lin San sighed and decided to tease the magic mirror to relieve the not-so-beautiful mood.
Happiness in suffering is the correct attitude towards life.
The mirror surface of the fairy magic mirror rippled, and soon a sinking fish and a goose, a full-body portrait of a woman with a flower and moon appearance, long hair fluttering, a thin waist that could be grasped, and a white dress fluttering like a fairy.
It was the girl's dress in the small temple.
Lin San's eyes lit up, good guy, this girl's women's clothes are so good-looking? The beauty is overturned!
He looked around cautiously and didn't find the girl's figure, so he lowered his voice and asked, "Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, is there a picture with fewer clothes?" ”
"Yes!" Erpi's tone was very affirmative: "One year of life!" ”
Lin San threw the magic mirror on the ground with a snap, and his face was righteous and awe-inspiring: "The garbage magic mirror, ruin my reputation, I read the Spring and Autumn Period, how can I look at this kind of thing!" ”
The Immortal Demon Mirror flipped over on the ground, and a demonic voice came out: "Then do you want to know her name?" There is no charge for this. ”
Lin San picked up the Immortal Demon Mirror at the speed of light, pinched his sleeve and carefully wiped all the mirror bodies, and then asked with a face:
"Senior Mirror, what's her name and where does she live? What is the measurements? Didn't you make a promise..."
The person in the mirror glanced at him with disdain, and said solemnly: "Indecent, shameless!" ”
After that, the face disappeared in the mirror, and the mirror returned to calm.
“……”
Lin San had the intention to throw the fairy mirror into the river, so that it could taste the fate of offending himself, and taste the sinister way of the world, he couldn't beat that girl, couldn't he clean up a bronze mirror?
After thinking about it, he decided not to be familiar with this old guy, put away the mirror and muttered:
"Since the old guy has said that I will have a life-and-death catastrophe tomorrow, there will inevitably be a strong enemy that I can't resist tomorrow, and this strong enemy is very likely to be the approaching officers and soldiers."
"No, I have to hug that girl's thighs, her martial arts are so high, her light skills are so sassy, it shouldn't be difficult to run away with me."
Lin San muttered as he walked towards the mountain, "How can I convince her to help me get out of danger, there is no such thing as a free lunch......
"Also, the old guy seems to have said before that we all have a life and death calamity, not that I have a life and death calamity, and I don't know what her calamity is?"
"Well, no matter what the upcoming catastrophe is, I think I, a son of luck, should be able to save the day."
"If I can't, I'll just run away with the magic mirror."
With a plan, Lin San put his mind at ease, and came to the door of the broken temple, Duang kicked open the wooden door, condescendingly, and looked at Qin Yueyan who was sitting cross-legged on the futon with good eyes,
He is now covered in wounds and has a horizontal capital.
Even if this girl wanted to hit him, she probably couldn't find a place to start.